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>moved into one bedroom apartment with girlfriend 2 years ago.
>love of my life.
>everything going great.
>dumps me out of the blue two weeks ago. "it's not you, it's me".
>week of awkwardness. sleeping on the couch in the living room.
>she goes out with her girlfriends last Saturday.
>doesn't come home
>having seen her since
>i get off of work tonight at 10pm
>come home
>sit on couch
>pictures on living room wall start rattling in unison
>headboard in the bedroom starts slowly thumping against the wall
>no insulation
>lump forms in my throat
>pictures get louder
>she stops hiding it
>bedroom door is locked
>start beating on the door
>he doesn't stop. starts fucking her harder
>I try to kick the door in. fail
>she's screaming
>she's having an orgasm.
>he doesn't stop.
>she has another orgasm
>he doesn't stop

>sitting on my couch listening to my girlfriend getting fucked on the bed I shared wit her for two years, losing my shit
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Go get a hotel room, beta
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Most women are whores. Best to turn gay now to save on the heartache
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Time to move out!
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>>674320742
I don't care about your gay ass sob story. Do you have nudes for us or not?
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>not seeing this coming
>putting yourself in this situation by not moving out the instant she dumped you

Are you fucking retarded?
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If you weren't a spineless fuck you would kick down the door and stab that dude to death while screaming "you did this" at your ex dick garage
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>>674320742
If not bait. Start packing her shit for her anon. Find every container you can find and put her shit in it. Tell her to get the fuck out.
That or ask for three way and be a sissy faggot
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>>674320742
f e e l s b a d m a n
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>>674320742
kill them both
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>>674320742
Try to kick the door in...right.
But its believable up to this point.
Just go out with some friends and get laid, or pass out at their place. Kick her out if she isnt on the lease.
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Lol this is great. You should just kill yourself, bitch haha
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>>674320742
If you truly love someone then you have to let her go...

down the river with cinderblocks tied to her feet.
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She broke up with you and gave you plenty of time to move out.

She's single now. She isn't cheating on you. She hasn't done anything wrong.
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http://vocaroo.com/
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embrace the pain that you're experiencing

get comfortable with this pain

become stronger than you've ever been
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>>674320742

STOP THIS CUCK FETISH SHIT ON /b/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU OC FANTASY

AND IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO YOU THEN GOOD

YOURE THE FAGGOT WHO GETS CHEATED ON IN HIS OWN HOUSE

THEN PROCEEDS TO POST ON /b/ ABOUT IT

EITHER WAY FUCK YOU AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE
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>>674322775
>They share the place
>No mention of who pays for rent

Assuming this is like most relationships, he's probably the one working and paying. She should be moving out.
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>>674322222
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>>674323030
You think we still live in the 1950s where men are the bread winners and women stay home and cook? Really?

I've got $5 bucks that says she makes more money than he does.
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>>674323015
>not realizing that cuck fantasy threads are merely old fashioned trolls and your tears are delicious

rustled?
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>>674322775
>ho detected
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>>674323274
Got twenty on this is copy pasta.
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>>674320742

ahahahahhaa

dude

you serious?
well at least like do something about it
kick her out or move out yourself immediately
ruin her reputation within everyone you know
form a new social group without her or anyone she's around

girls love fucking the dude who just went through some shit
trust me
if you get to that talk with a girl and say yeah she fuckin pulled this after two years they will comfort you with a blowjob

it just works
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why didnt u broke the door and beat the fuck out of the two of them, little beta fgt ?
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>>674323274
>Implying females are intelligent enough to earn more money than men
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>>674323453

>old fashioned trolls and your tears are delicious

no youre new here and this is a new thing
you all managed to force a submissive pathetic fetish
id rather have furry and pony shit on here than people crying and moaning with a boner over some superior male fucking their chick

buncha losers
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>>674320742
so she broke up with you and you let her have the bed...

you deserve to listen to her getting plowed
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>>674321498

This.
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>>674324026
>Newfags unironically calling other newfags newfags
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>>674323865
That's exactly what I'm implying. I make six figures and I can't become attracted to a boy who makes less money than me. I'm surrounded by losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZymFMmpOa0
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"i cant kick the door in"
she probably hasnt had an orgasm since you guys started dating, at least let her enjoy it
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>>674323453
no... no they are not... they are a few years old at the most
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>>674324281
>I'm surrounded by losers and it annoys me, so I come to 4chan for fun
Bait.
Definitely bait.
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>>674324247

>talking down on an 06 fag who objectively knows more than you

dont make me embarrass you kid
its been a while since someone spouted off with their new school lingo like they know watsup
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>>674324525
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>>674321654
do it
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>>674323811
he tried. he wasn't physically capable of kicking in an interior door, apparently. The orgasms she's having tonight are probably the first she didn't give to herself with her vibrator in over a year.
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>>674324281
you make 76 cents to every dollar a man makes. Men still make more you dumbass
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>>674322929
underrated post.
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>>674323865
Confirmed
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>>674324803
I bet you aren't emotionally strong enough to watch 5 minutes of the video I posted. You're too weak to control your emotions that long.
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>>674324281
tits or get the fuck out
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>>674320742
Don't be a bitch, kill her
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>>674324980
I'd sure hope you guys are finally starting to beat us out after years of discrimination against men so that companies can be "politically correct" by giving "equal opportunities" to women aka choosing a woman over a man just so you can have diversity in the office. Also, tits and ass are nice to look at from time to time.
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>>674321498
this bruh
get your shit together and crash on the local bus bench
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>>674325512
>>674325698
>>674325754

No! Stop! Go shit on some other thread fagot.
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file name
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>>674320742
>things that didnt happen: the thread
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>>674324980
Yet they still make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes

I guess you could say...

Its the natural order
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Go to bedroom door, stayed your test results just came back and your hiv positive from the hooker you were fucking from the next building over.
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>>674325953
lol
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>>674320742
Kill them both. I would definitely do it
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>>674324803
>>674326123
fuckin kek
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>>674320742
I've read better stories on milk cartons you fucking twat.
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>>674322929
omg this. holy fuck.
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>>674320742
>listening to my girlfriend getting fucked
dumb ass, she is your ex and she broke up with you, kick her out.
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>>674324401
And how old do you think 4chan is faggot? I've been here for a whole year or two and ive never seen it.
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>>674324281
you make 6 figures and only bet with 5 bucks?
fucking jew
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>>674320742
>cuckfag likes to pretend he has a girl that's getting fucked so he can jerk his micropenis
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>>674320742
>>I try to kick the door in. fail
Believable up until here. Doors are so fucking easy to kick in, a 10 year old could do it.
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>>674320742
Just pay a hooker to use her dildo, rub her ass hole all over her eye liner and tooth brush.
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>>674320742
>pictures get louder
what did he mean by this?
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>>674327150
smh
they are banging so hard that the pictures smacking the wall
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>>674327444
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>>674321632
100%! Right!
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>>674320742
fucking crowbar the dude when he leaves

seriously when he's walking out (if he does) just dent the back of his head with it

if he doesnt leave just smash his face with it
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Once you accept it, the masturbation is incredible.
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Virginia Tech lol
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Well what makes her cum hard is your anger. Go out and do whatever the fuck you want to do mate. Own yourself.
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>>674327773
what was it?
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>>674327975
if he was strong enough to do that she wouldn't have dumped him.
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>>674327773
>>674328338
what the hell
why is shit getting deleted all over the place
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I have to call bullshit on this one. Sounds like a pity me story. This is a cruel place to seek help. This is where you come if you want to feel the way you would feel if this is true. If this is true, leave this place. You're too much of a pussy to be here. Set that door on fire and go have some tea with your MOM.
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Not gonna lie, I've been samefagging all the cuck pictures. Am I truly the only dude here who has sexually submitted to the thought of what it must look like when other stronger, more attractive men pound the shit out of my ex-girlfriend?
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>reading this and suddenly start hearing neighbors fucking
>male has terrible form
>sounds like chinks talking about rice paddies in chinky dialect
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>>674320742

Muthafucka. Mu-tha-fucka. Listen. Muthafucka yo punk ass listenin' muthafucka?

You needs to call that bitches mom, an tell that ho her daughter's a fuckin' ho and that ain't yo dick she's fuckin on yo bed. An' then tell that bitch she's got till the little slut stops screamin' an' unlocks that door to come get that lil' whore an' take her bitch ass home. Cus when you get in that room yo "correctin'" that little bitch and her little dicked fuck boy. Startin' a fuckin' countdown to cold cockin that whore ass cock monger.

An then you need to ask moms to text you some titties an' share that shit up in here. Yeah, muthafucka. Tit. Tays.

Muthafucka that's what ya need to do. Muthafucka.
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>>674328038

>Canadian cock cravings
>Canadian fuckbucket

my fucking sides
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>>674320742
>>moved into one bedroom apartment with girlfriend 2 years ago.
>>love of my life.
>>everything going great.
>>dumps me out of the blue two weeks ago. "it's not you, it's me".
>>week of awkwardness. sleeping on the couch in the living room.
>>she goes out with her girlfriends last Saturday.
>>doesn't come home
>>having seen her since
>>i get off of work tonight at 10pm
>>come home
>>sit on couch
>>pictures on living room wall start rattling in unison
>>headboard in the bedroom starts slowly thumping against the wall
>>no insulation
>>lump forms in my throat
>>pictures get louder
>>she stops hiding it
>>bedroom door is locked
>>start beating on the door
>>he doesn't stop. starts fucking her harder
>>I try to kick the door in. fail
>>she's screaming
>>she's having an orgasm.
>>he doesn't stop.
>>she has another orgasm
>>he doesn't stop
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>>sitting on my couch listening to my girlfriend getting fucked on the bed I shared wit her for two years, losing my shit
>fuck me hitler
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>>674330418

I thought it was a nice play on the whole "bull = bbc" interracial variety of cuck porn. Despite being a cuck, I never got into nigger dick.
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>>674322281
The only way to go
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U fuckin cuck!! If you can't convince her mother or sister to com fuck your brains out while she's there in the room next door, then fuck the rent and go hire the hottest fuckin escort you can find on God's green earth and do it while she's there. Sure you'll be homeless, but it does wonders for your piece of mind the look on her face. She might even ask for your story ass to come back, you sorry bitch!
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>>674320742
roll
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He might have a bigger dick than you.
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>>674320742
this thread again?
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>>674322929
>>674324805
>>674326530
Samefag
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This is obviously a Bernie Sanders thread
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Thats some fake ass shit but if not- wut the fuck are you doing there>?
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>>674320742
Post her phone number/parents info
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Wait people still attempt monogamous relationships?
What.
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>>674329774
you're a faggot and exactly why semi-intelligent people are going extinct.
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Bust an OJ Simpson on that cunts ass and her nigger lover
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>>674327715
>ruining your life and an innocent mans
why is he to blame? she isn't his girlfriend, and he is living on the couch for over a week being a betafag

she did nothing wrong since she dumped him, retards like you need to take a crowbar to your own head
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>chick I want is dating some dude
>I want to bang this chick
>text, snapchat chick, whatever the fuck people do these days
>"want sum fuck"
>"oh yes anon"
>fuck her in front of her bf
>her bf is crying
>see him get out a lap top, and get on /b/
>watch him complain about someone banging his girl on /b/
>oh yeah, 2 can play at that game, mister.
>Get on /b/
>greentext fucking OP's true story, while he's in same room as me, fucking his girl
>shit is cash as fuck
>/b/ has made him cry even more.
>sweet tears
This what you guys want to hear?
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>>674334641
this but more tendies
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>>674334641
sorta. I want it to be real though. Like, if you were to post a webm of Op crying while posting on /b/ as you fuck his girl, it would be delicious
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>>674323746
Surprisingly, I haven't heard many guys say this. But it's the God honest truth. The Pity Sex trains got biscuit wheels!
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>>674320742
NUDES! NUDES! NUDES!
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>>674324281
>attracted to a boy
Maybe stop going after children then
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>>674337377
but you all are children until you reach the age of 45 these days. manchildren, everywhere.
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>>674324281
how much you make? I bet I make more
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>>674320742
>>start beating on the door
>>he doesn't stop. starts fucking her harder
>>I try to kick the door in. fail
>>674320742

Oh bro, no. You need to get the fuck out of there because when that alpha-as-fuck male gets done draining his balls into your ex (and seriously fucknut, she dumped your ass 2 weeks ago, deal with it) he's probably going to make your beta ass the next thing he fucks.
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>>674337609
I'm the CEO of a company I built. I make 8 figures.
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>>674330826
>finally the thumping stops
>6,4 buff nigger walks out
>he is still naked
>white cream of my ex gf pussy is rimmed on his dick
>seed is still dripping from his cock
>fml
>i run to the bathroom to puke
>im drinking some water and notice my ex gf birthcontrol pills
> i open it up and last pill taken was Thursday
>its sunday today
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>>674338377
0/10 b8

she literally said in the post i was replying to that she makes six figures

try harder, anon
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>>674338508
today isn't sunday you fucking retard.
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>>674339247
it could be somewhere.
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>>674320742

Experienced something incredibly similar. Sucks man.
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>>674338377
We don't give a fuck to trust your made-up story. Enjoy your imagination world Mr.Fake CEO :P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY
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>>674339340
>please be trolling
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>>674323274
We don't live in the 50's but the default for most women is for dudes to pay. My ex-wife would split the utility bills 50/50 but as soon as we went anywhere I would end up paying most or all even though she had more disposable income on any given week.
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>>674325953
>your

>year of our lord 2016
>getting cucked by an imbecile
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>>674341098
>tfw spelling it correctly would exceed the character limit
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Broke up with gf of 2 years in december.. Kicked her out and she just recently moved back in as a stay at home fuck buddy. It's nice and we basically just have an open relationship with no strings.

8.9/10 would recommend
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>>674341236
She looks fresh out of Mournhold.
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>>674327051
But but anon I live in a real nice apartment with oak doors
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>>674320742
murder them. just murder them. it will be worth it.
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>>674341789
kek
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>>674320742
Wrong approach. Ask if he used a condom. Let him know you are HIV+ and he should get checked out.
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>>674320742
>women
>worth it

HA! good thing I learned that they aren't before I started getting in depth with my life. all they do is hold you back
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>>674342298
no you don't, if you could afford that you would move out, find a new appartment and move in a new bitch. Most interior doors are a fucking joke, especially on rental places, landlords only replace them with the cheapest ones because they'll get broken by the next drunken retard.
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>>674320742
Is pic related her? She looks like a fucking whore.
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>>674320742
crabrevenge.com

your welcome
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