Can't stop me faggots.
Skipping ahead a little, a few minor incidents happened between parts 7 and 8 but I want to get the basic story out there for all anons to see.
Part 8: Battle of the Band(s)
>historically, we’re the only ones who really enter
>its basically just another concert for us
>but Chuck the cuck (thanks anon for that) and the Cheese signed up
>only us two…
>fuck it, organizers say they’ll go first, we got second
>we rehearse our set to the limit just in case, can’t be embarrassed by emo fags
>when I realized it wasn’t worth it…
>anyways, we get there and start this fucking ordeal
>Chuck and the Cheese is up first
>my ears are bleeding
>has /b/ ever put a cat in a blender?
catinblendersounds.mp3
>god it was torture…
>get to end of set, we thank the gods for sparing us from this half hour
>sparse claps here and there, only one song left
>lead singer “Hey we got one more! Here’s misery business by Paramore!”
>fuck this again?!
>the worst rendition of that song I’ve ever heard plays out before my eyes
>they finally end and they get off stage
>Chuck tries to shoulder bump be but ends up hurting himself…
>”good luck, try not to mess up anon…”
>you’re goddamn right I’ll try faggot
>get out there
>roaring applause just cause its not the emo niggers
>demolish our set
>top 10 times we’ve ever played
>crowd shouts encore when we go back stage
fuck you I have a bit of an ego /b/ get over it
>look at band, we all know whats up
>back on stage, Hayley shouts “GET UP WE’RE DOING MISERY BUSINESS!”
>didn’t even practice it and kill it
>auditorium erupts, we’re heroes
>go back stage
>mfw Chuck and the Cheese run crying to the bathroom
Soon my patient /b/ros... soon it will all be over
Thx OP
Op isn't a faggot for once
Yay
Thanks OP, don't be a nigger
Op is alive
Check 'em
>Get magic can sustain itself for anouther whole thread
bumnopbyumobump
>get
I missed part 7anyone grab a cap?
god had graced this op
may the tale of chuck bless the masses with gets of holy faith
>>674310586
moar?
>all these newfags
Is summer early this year?
Chuck the cuck is back
Chucklenuts sounds like a real piece of shit.
>Chuck the cuck and cheese
OP IS KING
Pretty sure g00k banned repeating digits after that last thread
>>674311343
Fuck off. Leave. Now.
>>674311475
We had enough for ten generations brother it is ok
>>674310586
Ckuck'cuck Cheeses
>>674310586
Op used chuck the cuck
i feel better
>>674311433
>>674311475
Pretty sure you just can't roll properly
Fag
>>674311433
It begins
>>674311194
WITNESSED
>>674311475
False. Check em
Actually glad the gets are over though. That shit was spookier than skeletons.
>>674311599
first get
final meme
>>674311599
My nigga
>>674311516
i can feel your ass soring through the web
>>674311601
Yep, don't forget to hail
Roll for satan
manage to get
>>674311634
Newfag
>>674311699
Sp00ked
How many more parts
Let the dubs begin
Part 9: The Conclusion
>fuckyeah we won
>decide to rub it in their face
>go to the bathroom
>still hear crying from the outside
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
The gets ain't over yet
>>674311699
I will gladly be your nigga since you matched my dubs
>>674311702
Sorry. Must be something else.
Can't say I take anything seriously here, or expect others to for that matter.
überdubs
If people begin rolling for no absolute reason then bump limit will reach in no time, since OP types 10 lpm (letters per minute)
>>674311699
>>674311599
Have you unleashed a whole new hell of repeating meta digits upon out innocent world?
>>674311856
MUTHERCUCKER
>>674311856
kys
KILLING JEWS AND NIGGERS FRIEND
>>674311856
lolno
>>674311856
No.
heh
>>674311856
lel anon u ain't op
gtfo fag op would have gotten dubs
>>674311856
Commit suicide
>>674312000
Checked.
>>674311856
get out
>>674312021
nigger
Did any of you fags screencapped parts 5 - 7?
Shit 404'd
>>674311856
Fake OP
>>674311966
cringe material
>>674311966
OH BOOOY
>>674311856
Are you even trying fag
You type too fast to be op
>>674311966
Deus vult
Part 9: The final battle (part 1)
>the month after BoB was quiet, we ruined Chuck so he didn’t want to hang out with (annoy) us
>we’re closing in on finals week for first semester
>everyone is thoroughly pissed off at Chuck now, because he’s a faggot
>play a few more shows here and there, Chuck doesn’t show
>almost done, the end is in sight
>band lunch
>enter Chuck
wethoughtthiswasover.gif
>”Hey guys!”
butwethoughtwrong.exe
>Evan takes the reins cause he’s the chill one, “What’s up Chuck”
>”My little sister’s birthday is coming up, I was wondering if you guys wanted to play for it?”
>fuck you Chuck you smug bastard
>”My parents will pay you $1000 each”
>hold up wut?
>”Let us talk it over Chuck, but we’ll get back to you…”
>exit Chuck
>after deliberation, we decide to do it cause we’re poorfags and need money
>tell Chuck
>he looks way too happy…
>know something is wrong
>but moneys
Fast forward two weeks, get to Chuck’s house
>holy shit mansion (pic related)
>never seen a house this nice before
>parents got a valet for this bitch’s birthday
>but she’s 12… her friends can’t even drive?
>Get there, valet is super cool nignog who lets us go set up without paying/tipping
>set up drums, await what fate we’ve stumbled into
Thanks for keeping me alive /b/ I love you all
Quads get.
>>674312050
Faggot
>>674311966
Stop. Pls. You are doing me a frighten.
>>674312021
fucking nigger
Last thread made me cum
>>674310586
Can someone link me to the first 7 parts please
Well time to wait for another 33 threads for the conclusion
>>674312328
404'd
>>674312128
chuck is plot something
>>674312128
love you too
no homo
>>674312122
pls
>>674312128
"The final battle (part 1)"
sweet dubs are made of this
Do we have the first parts saved?
>>674312286
There were so many dubs, I came without even touching myself
This is such bullshit who would even turn up to a battle of the bands with 2 bands, you must have played to no one.
>>674312478
I agree
>>674312541
I have em all capped
OP takes longer than an episode of Dragon Ball Z
>>674312541
I'm screencapping them now..
>>674312111
Stop.
>>674312612
why is Paul Blart Mall Cop such a big thing on 4chan?
>>674312122
This Op has blessed us with glorious dubs, trips and quads
>>674312589
Nice one /b/ro
>>674312612
i raped bulma
Trips?
dubs caused immediate climax
more dubs more dubs
>>674312111
heeerrreee weeee goooooo
This thread isn't as glorious as the other one.
But we can focus on this godspeed writing.
>>674312402
Nobody screencapped it?
Quints get.
>>674312286
lol applefag gtfo
I saved the entire last thread, the HTML, pictures, everything. I'll upload it somewhere if anyone wants it for capping purposes, since fuck if I'm gonna do that. Don't know where to stick it though
>>674312703
Ass man poop scoop maloop
>>674312589
>>674312624
>>674312541
It's copypasta you fucking niggers
>>674310586
reminds of this little
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/cheesepizza
Nigga, if this is ending in some dinosaur shit...
Hurry up, OP! I'm running out of time!
Still dreaming of that sweet
>>999999999 roll. Maybe there will be a shit ton of posts while I'm writing this. Or a server malfunction. Or jew magic
I hope someone is screenshotting, good night all.
>>674312796
Or is this just fantasy
>>674312864
Apple fag & proud
>>674312796
>berenstain
>not berenstein
wew
>>674312907
Show us evidence or we don't believe you.
>>674312925
I almost hope it does
>>674312975
caught in a nigger-slide
>>674312796
Is this just fantasy?
>>674312796
Or is it just fantasy?
>>674312845
just check reddit tomorrow for the other 7 parts
>>674312999
Alright, let me get into my story now.
I call this one my Shit hits the fan, by Anon.
>Be me.
>Be 12.
>Be one of those kids trying out new shit, hey, it's 2008.
>I say things compulsively, remember that for later.
>One day while wiping ass, fingers ass.
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Decide to do more often.
>Fingers ass frequently, is often bum about it, thinking where the fuck my life went wrong.
>When shit hit the fan, I suppose.
>Is 13 now
>Decide to rock the underworld,
>Stick rock up ass.
>Feelsgreat.jpg
>Is painful though, don't do again.
1/3.
>>674312881
ANYWHERE I just want to know what the start of this was
DUBS
FUCKING
GET
>>674312913
>>Cheese pizza
Fuck that shit
>>674312927
or maybe
>>674312796
Caught in a landslide?
Someone pls send remaining screencaps to me. Kik: busteed1234
>>674312999
>>674313100
>>674312999
shiggy
>>674313111
trips
>>674312021
Nigger
>>674312999
Spooky
>>674312999
Witnessed
Thanks mr skeltal
>>674313103
>>674313094
K thanks man I'll keep on the lookout
you faggots can check these dubs
I have a boner
>>674313111
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>674313111
Here, princess.
Work in progress though.
hey hey hey whats going on here
>>674313377
checked
>>674313094
>>674313370
Nigga ...
>>674313377
and of course i get double dubs
>>674313111
I feel like a god
>>674313091
Caught in a land slide no escape from reality
>>674313377
Checked
>>674313377
Witnessed
powerful get
>>674313407
Magic
>>674313377
nice fag
>>674313399
>>674313377
dooobllessss
>>674313407
God save the queen
>>674313111
>>674313066
>>674312999
>>674312000
>>674312122
>>674313399
>>674313377
no escape from reality
>>674312402
I screen capped it all, but mobile and I don't know shot about shop apps, so it would b raw
>>674313471
OPEN YOUR EYES
>>674313406
Bump
Check me m8s
>>674313456
What?
>>674313377
OMFG
>>674313377
checked
>>674313477
>Checked
Fuck dubs, check these trips you niggers
>>674313461
Trips would make me feel like a demigod.
Dream higher
double trouble
Show me what you got.
Just so all /b/ knows I’m screencapping after I post just so that I know this story will never die. I love all the /b/ros helping me though and we’re almost done
Part 10: The final battle (part 2)
>decide to walk around the yard
>twelve year olds everywhere
>shit wasn’t cash, but eyes on the $1000
>Chuck comes up to us
>you guessed in his fucking Chuck E Cheese shirt
(side note never seen this faggot not in the two outfits I’ve described, like a fucking cartoon character)
>”Glad to see you could make it”
>fuck you we’re here for money cause we’re poor
>”I just want to say no hard feelings…”
>what are you up to faggot?
>”Come with me I’ll show you your outfits!”
>what have I gotten myself into /b/?
>faggot takes us to a trailer parked outside
>in my head I see deliverance
>opens door, there’s makeup artists and clown costumes
>why am I a whore /b/?
>why do I need money?
>Oh right I’m a poorfag
>Band looks at each other, wants out
>Chuck smirks, says he’ll increase the pay to $1500 per
>mfw I’m Chuck’s bitch and can’t do anything about it
>fuck it we’re in
>get in clown makeup, we’re now a clown rockband
>literally felt like a prostitute when I got into the suit with the nose and the wig
dishonortomyfamiry.wav
>we all get changed and just stay in the trailer to avoid contact with the outside world
>finally go on stage and play set
>we’re all embarrassed but fuck it and we play
>worst show ever, but best pay and they’re 12 so idgaf
>just as we finish set, I see a purple suited man in a hat
>no wait that’s a mouse…
>mfw Chuck brought Chuck E Cheese to the party…
I swear this isn’t the end /b/… It’s almost over now
>>674313544
>>674313477
>>674313399
>>674313377
>>674313111
>>674313100
>>674313066
>>674312999
caught in the landslide no escape from reality...
>>674313574
Look up to the sky's
>>674313629
Shit, wrong number
>>674313544
He prefered to save the dubs
Trips get nigga
>>674313406
Ha that's my dear God
>>674313471
Open your eyes look up the skys and seeeeeeeee
The last comment on the first thread got trips of 3's
Too many dubs in here
>>674313705
and seas....
Full thread
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/674298201/#674308895
this get is literally octs or better
>>674313574
Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeee
>>674313574
>>674313575
>>674313576
3 consecutive posts has to count for something
>>674313574
gook up to the sky and pee
>>674313103
>>674313705
AND SEE
>>674313776
I'M JUST A POOOR BOOY!!!!
>>674313705
AND SEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674313776
Off by one
>>674313786
yea letrally brto
>>674313798
I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy
chuck won.
>>674313898
EASY COME... EASY GO...
>>674313690
So excited
EYEM GUST AYE POUR BOI
If trips I'll jerk off 6 times in a row
the amount of my get is incradible
>>674313786
FINISH SO I CAN GO TO BED OP
bruh
Nigger
Proper v-up form
>>674314083
little high... little low
>>674313824
A straight is 5.
>lrn 2 poker
At least dubs is a pair
>>674313713
lol he died
my gets are off the fuckin chain right now niggers
Wake me up
have you noticed these repeating digits??
>>674314092
ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS!!!
i hope you faggots are ready to check these trips
>>674313971
Because I'm easy come easy go>>674313934
>>674310586
god i hate when faggots from one of the literally billions of shitty bands think people actually care. bet youre such a deadshit that you havent even gotten laid from it
little HIGH little low
>>674314177
noticed
>>674314177
Yes
>674311111
>>674314177
I see you did.
>>674314177
nyet
>>674314174
Can't wake up
>>674313824
thumbnail is different than full size image
this is a rare get
Repeating digits are nice I guess
Gonna kill myself if I get trips
>>674314177
Yes
>>674314177
No I didn't
>>674314204
Doesn't really matter to meeeee, to meeee
HEY LOOK AT ME
>>674314204
DOESNT REALLY MATTER
>>674314177
Witnessed
>>674314255
Oh my damn
Kekable story from OP with free gets. Today is a good day.
What is a dubs? Like english dub? Or like japanese dub but many of each so at least 2
>>674314236
So, you uh, new here?
NOW BABY
>>674314236
Go away. You're just salty about missing the story.
you faggots ready for these quads?
>>674314355
MAMAAAAAA!!!!!
Jesus, where da dubs at?
>>674314384
Kys
>>674311111
AND YEAH YEAH YEAH
To meeeeeeee....
To me.
Hey can I get some of them repeating digits as well
Dub
>>674314431
QUADS
>>674314368
How is this happening
quads
>>674314350
nothing really matters..to meeee
>>674314444
KAK
>>674314444
in my ass
Why can't I stop getting repeated numbers /b/?
>>674314444
holy
Chuck is with us
>>674314444
WITNESSED
>>674314265
>>674311111
>>674314444
Witnessed
>>674314444
There aren't any but you seem to have quads to spare
>>674314444
Witnessed
>>674313103
Will do longer now.
>It's been a few years now,
>Be 16.
>Be year 2012.
>Is doing shit in school, dad frequently spying on me to do fucking work.
>Is sneaky about how my ass keeps fucking up.
>Still stick fingers up ass.
>Decide nickname for self when I was 15.
>"The fuck up."
>Think it's good name.
Well this is wear it gets interesting /b/ritches.
>Is doing usual rock up the pocket up.
>Dad enters room.
>Ohgodno.fuck
>Forgot to lock door.
>"Hey anon! How're y-
>WTF.jpg all over face.
>He saw me sinker the sphincter.
>Is dropping all the loads of spahgetti at this point.
>Say first thing out of mouth.
>"H-hey Danon, don't lay a finger on my butter finger!"
>What did I just fucking say.
>His WTF's reached to heaven by now.
>We just both stare at eachother in disgust, the spahgetti monster is doing shit.
>Flip load out.
>Shit on finger.
>Shit.
2/3
>>674314444
Faith is rewarded
Mama...
Just killed a man...
final get
three aint no quads like theez knads
>>674314444
QUADS QUADS QUADS QUADS QUADS
>>674314443
fuck. one away from quads.
>>674314444
nice get faggot
>>674314444
If quads I'll post my nudez
>>674314431
No but >>674314444 was
>>674314444
You've got dubs hiding inside your dubs. Jesus speaks.
>>674314511
i don't know man but check these
>>674314384
Fucking weab
Just get to the fucking end you pointless cuck bitch
>>674314444
fuck bro
>>674314555
TRRIPPS
>>674314555
>>674314444
pretty
>>674314555
Observed
>>674314699
Dubs say the truth
>>674314444
Quad quads
>>674314558
nobody cares about your shitty story...i make myself kek. but really kys
>>674314612
>>674314444
Post slut
k here comes my get now.
>>674314699
Dubs have spoken
>>674314576
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
this thread
>>674314236
You're chuck!
check these trips
i feel a get, niggers
you don't simply ask for gets
Kevin McNabb are u here right now?
Purple suit. Chuck E cheese references. FUCK IT'S FNAF GUIZ
I think we need more dubs
>>674314887
Check em
>>674314887
off by 1
>>674314555
>>674314444
No dubs for me huh
>>674314558
>Get ready to move to a new thread
>>674314759
what the fuck am I looking at you nigger
trips are for kids
so fuck that shit
>>674314942
CAN I EPIC GET?
>>674314444
I'm gonna grab some dubs
Bout 3 nuwt
OP LETS FUCKING GO!!! GETTING CLOSE TO LIMIT
New thread asap
>>674315039
still first page faggot
Chuck for dubs.
Historical thread is historic.
>>674314997
>>674315014
You niggers didnt post fast enough and missed trips
Wait till they get a load of these singles
check these trips
>>674315039
>link it here too
>>674315039
But this thread is holy land
I have never received consecutive repeating digits.
WHHHHYYYY NO DUBS
>>674315014
You don't just have to want dubs, you have to control them, like a wild animal. A beast trainer.
>>674314558
you are not a good person
Op slower than a downs kid after eating a bucket of led paint chips
Part 11: The final battle (part 3)
>all hell breaks loose
>12 year old stampede to that mouse motherfucker
>band super confused
>we see Chuck waddling after them
>parents come up to us, thank us for show and clowning
>”I’m sorry what?”
>”Oh Chuck said you’d be willing to act as clowns for the rest of the party, I’m sure the novelty of the mouse has worn off”
>this is unacceptable
>I’ve had it with this motherfucker
>we’re all pissed, but we’re paid for the full thing and can’t go off on this faggot’s parents
>they’re rich assholes but this is Chuck’s fate
>I formulate a plan
>inform band of plan
>try to hide keks, but tell me to make sure they can all see
>kids attack mouse, after 20 minutes they’re back to doing whatever 12 year olds do
>I pull aside the guy in the mouse costume
>nignog asks what I want, clearly angry
>ask “how much are they paying you?”
>says “$500 for the next two hours”
>take deep breath might regret this…
>”I’ll give you $1500 for the costume right now”
>”what?”
>”You heard me”
>he agrees, changes out of it, hands it to me and I write him a check
>make him swear not to cash it for a few days until after I get paid by the Fedorameisters
>put on costume, and text the band
>”get my money for me, tell them I got food poisoning and left. Godspeed”
>mfw the signal has been sent
>wait five minutes, and then the plan begins
CREATE A NEW THREAD
butterfly in the sky...
>>674315039
so soon?
>>674315176
Peasant
>>674315133
Ooh damn nigga
>>674315014
Nope, but you can borrow mine
>>674315133
Historic dubs
If trips I'll deliver sharpie in pooper
i can fly twice as high...
>>674315114
Dipass there's a bumplimit fag
>>674315167
exodus to a new thread
wer op? is not kill yet
>>674314444
I will try again, my loyal followers.
Remember my quads as they were.
Sorry guys I'm kind of new here, but do you think we're going to start using "Chuck" instead of "cuck" from now on?
>inb4 gtfo
SO TAKE A LOOK!
>>674315352
Fuck no Faggot, It's Chuck the cuck
IT'S IN A BOOK!
>>674315352
gtfo
>>674315442
IT'S RAINING DUBS NOOWWW
>>674315227
Does it really take this oong fo greentext
>>674315352
no we aren't
>>674315352
It's a copypasta, one OP is dumping really slowly.
someone get me some motherfucking trips
