Anyone have any humorous business concepts?
I want to open a BBQ restaurant called Napkins, but there wouldn't be a single napkin in the whole restaurant. I figure I'd have to hire someone whose job would be entirely dedicated to cleaning doorhandles
>>674310215
thisis the dumbest fucking thing i've seen here on /b/ all fucking day.
>>674310390
Did you have to stop fapping to your furry-loli-trap porn to post that, or are you able to rhythmically stroke your cock while trying to simultaneously type with your left hand
>>674310994
Don't be shy anon
>>674310215
Open a theme part called Caucasia. That way whites know where their from.
>>674310215
A polish lock smith with a store called "Pole Locks."
>>674310215
Meet someone named dee, sell roasted nuts at the mall. Call it dees' nuts>>674310215
>Create a drink called responsibly
>get free advertising
>???
>profit!
>>674312483
ZING
>>674312717
>Deez nuts joke
One day I will open a pizzeria called Pizzarrhea.
>>674314756
This would literally translate to flowing pizza. Suffix rrhea is flow.
"Chigger Please" It's a bug spray that keeps away chiggers unlike some DEET spray. Que commercial. Old white lady sitting on park bench. Black dude next to her keeps itchin. "whats wrong tyrone" " i cant stop itching, ive tried eveything, theres just nothing out there that works"
Then Gertrude whips out a can and says "chigga please chigga pleeeaassee"
Vietnamese restaurant called The Vietnomnomnom Buffet.
>>674314904
That sounds fucking delicious
>>674312857
keckles
Big Blacks Clocks
A large white man with the last name Black would specialize in selling clocks
Unless his locks are shaped like poles this isn't that good tbh.
>>674315592
The commercial should be this full video, followed by Gertrude looking into the camera, saying: "CHIGGA PLEASE" followed by a wink and a shiney smile
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBbjXh-6cIQ
Fucking nailed it^^^^
