This picture makes me so hard
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy at Nickelodeon, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 10.5" bone pressed man meat, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Cosgrove's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob,and Cosgrove moaning and squirming, demanding him to renew iCarly afterwards. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of the iCarly theme song.The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria....
I bet she still yodels her clit to the memory of it, basking in her pay raise
>>674305070
he wouldn't have destroyed her pussy as it was already loose from the hundreds to thousands of black cocks that were in it before. And that's only the cocks that were in her pussy. I mean between her and Jennette McCurdy the number of black cocks shoved in all their holes has to total in the 10's of 100's of thousands.
>>674305070
is he really a pedo tho
>>674306071
what's the rumours about the miles of cock Miranda received?
>>674306446
>miles of cock
keeeekd
>>674305070
>tfw Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider gets more pussy than you
>>674306161
Creepy as all fuck at the very least. There is a picture of Erin Sanders (probably 12 at the time) sitting on the dudes lap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0DHQD2Cfas
>>674306996
lucky her
>>674306446
The rumors are accurate indeed If all the cocks miranda has received were put end by end, they would stretch out for miles.
>>674306822
>Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schnieder
>>674306996
Jade was so fucking hot man, maybe i'm not that much of a fag
>>674307151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqZn5GhXhvo
>>674307321
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
>>674307401
>Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schnieder
>>674305070
Why do you know so much about another man's penis?
>>674307151
I do find him sort of attractive, and if the rumors of his masssive cock are true i would totally let him fuck me
>>674307494
>Dan "The Daughter Defiler" Schneider
>>674307235
but what rumours? that's my question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm4nmEFSx84
>>674307385
Can't wait to see your new shirt...uhh, I mean...is everyone excited?! *inhales deeply*
>Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
>>674305070
She's already loose after getting gangbanged at USC
>FUNNY POWDER FUNNY POWDER
>>674308183
>Dan "Spike the Cider" Schneider
>>674308237
What's the deal about this USC story?
>>674307520
Even if his cock is small, he could easily have nailed nearly every one of the girls he produced shows for, just by dint of being their boss and them being naive.
Amanda Byrnes had his abortion. Made her crazy.
>>674305070
There is so much detail in this post, I feel like you dream about this on the daily or you know something we dont...
>>674308359
>Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Imagine Dan with his massive weight pinning you and fucking you hard god im diamonds
>>674307520
>400 pounds
>massive cock
Choose.
>>674308691
>Dan "Kindergarten trapdoor spider" Snyder
>>674308743
>Getting fucked by "Dirty Dan" Schneider
Disgusting
>>674309033
>Dan "Three Fingers Inside Her" Schneider
OP your post is one of those awkward ones where you think you're trolling, but you're not. You're being awkward and propagating the theory that ugly men can get hot chicks. they can't man. those are hookers. a lot of these famous ladies are hookers too. that's how they got up in life.
>>674308617
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>674309143
Dan "Backdoor Collider" Schneider
>>674309040
why he is cute
>Dan "Three in one nighter" Schneider
>>674308838
Dan Schneider never asked for his powers. They were bestowed upon him so he could save this world. The hymens of his victims died on the battlefield, granting them entrance into Valhalla, Dan Schneider is bigger than you or I, he is Dan "The Hadron Collider" Schneider
>>674309285
>Dan "Spread 'em Wider" Schneider
>>674309249
Pics?
>>674309339
I think you misspelled ugly fat fuck
>>674305070
So sad, so sad.
Yet so right.
>>674307508
>implying half the faggots on b arent bi due to sexual depravity.
>Dan "just the tip" Schneider
>>674309249
How plp believe this shit?
>>674309563
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674309172
But ugly men can get hot chicks, I've seen it happen. Also, this ugly man, Dan "Make those toes wider" Schneider, has gotten more delicious pussy than any one else in this entire thread. Maybe even this entire board. Fuck it, maybe this entire universe. Fact is, you're just mad because Dan has gotten more tight pussy than you ever will.
I wish I was Dan so I could be plowing them in the van too. It's all good though.
>>674309498
Dan "Child Hider" Schneider
>>674309866
your post is exactly what i'm talking about. you are still delusional and pretending to be a troll.
>Dan "The Sausage Hider" Schneider
Dan "Fogle Fan" Schneider
>Dan "Denied Her and Supplied Her" Schneider
>>674310027
You're the delusional one here. You just can't accept the fact that ugly men get hot girls. And the fact that this guy gets more pussy than both of us ever will.
Is it because Natasha left your ass for a nigger?
>>674310387
you are still typing like you've got me on the hook, and still saying stupid shit.
Btw, Miranda Cosgrove is doing a new sitcom called Crowded. She apparently plays a Sheldon type expy.
>Dan "Thick as a beer can" Schneider
Dan " if she's tight she'll get on nick at nite" Schneider
>Dan "White Van" Schneider
> pounded to the rhythm of the Icarly theme song>>674305070
this thread is fucking hilarious
Dan "daughter destroyer" Schneider
>Dan "Don't Drink the Cider" Schneider
>>674307573
>Dan "it's the cops better hide her" Schneider
>>674312877
kek'd
>>674312687
>Dan "likes em tighter" Schneider
>>674305070
what the fuck did i just read
Dan "dairy queen" Schneider
> Dan"But I poop from there, Mister" Schneider
my fucking siiiiiides. fuck
>>674306822
>Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
>megakeked
Dan "Democracy Dominator" Schneider
>>674313838
>Dan "The lotion applier" Schneider
>>674313038
>Dan "Who Cares? Cum Inside Her" Schneider
>this fuhking thread
Dan " Muh dick is as big as the Large Hadron Collider" Schneider
Anyone have any reactions from Dan on him accused of being a pedo and molesting girls on the show? Just wondering if they exist.
>Dan " When I get through with you, you'll need a health care provider" Schneider
>Dan "Never too young to rider her" Schneider
Dan "the anal collider" Schneider
Dan "You Want a Show? On Your Knees You Go" Schneider.
>>674306822
>Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Get this faggotry off of /b
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>>674314415
Reactions? He made this thread.
>>674315293
nice try Dan
>>674309498
Fucking shit this thread
>>674315293
Dan, is it true you're hung like snuffaluffagus?
Dan "you touched my" Schneider
>Dan "Not a Real Healthcare Provider" Schneider
Dan "the itsy-bitsy" Schneider went up your daughters spout.
Dan "you want the flick; take the dick" Schneider.
Dan "Cock as hard as a rock" Schneider
>Dan "Slid up inside her" Schneider
Dan "The man who can smite her" Schneider
>>674314650
Kek, I almost died from that one
>>674305070
Yeah Dan, you might have a big dick. But you're still a fat fuck who has to blackmail underage girls looking for an acting job.
Dan "take it all ankle biter" Schneider
Jamie-Lyn's babydaddy.
Dan"she'll need stitches inside her" Schneider.
>>674309563
It is copypasta, Nigroid
Dan"they'll never find where I hide her" Schneider.
>Dan "Don't tell anyone you fucking bitch!" Schneider
>>674315293
Is that you, Dan "Cum buckets inside her" Schneider?
Do we just fuck with him because we truly envy him on the inside?
>Dan "The Hebephiler" Schneider
