>It's official. >got my girlfriend pregnant, despite
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>It's official.
>got my girlfriend pregnant, despite using a condom and plan b.
>I'm a student with no savings and barely enough money to cover next month's rent.
>I have a job but they rarely call me in and I only make 11$ an hour.
>abortion is 800$ upfront; she's not covered by insurance.
>Fuck.
>wat do...
Get a paternity test, shes scammin you
Coat hanger anon. It's the only way out...
>>674303073
Vote Bernie. Everything will be free and you'll never have to work.
>feels good man
>>674303073
>used condoms and morning after pill
>gf gets pregnant
Bitch is cheating on you
Nut up and take responsibility retard
800 dollars hahaha
think of it this way, its 800 dollars now (maybe you sell your pc, your bike, your shitty car)
OR
its 140,000 dollars for the next fifteen years
Also get a new girlfriend that isnt shit. All girls have a vagina, you can get a new one.
>>674303073
Even if you had the 800 dlls, abortion is murder and she shouldn't do it
>>674303073
Dump her.
Get full custody.
Profit.
>>674303402
Pretty much this OP.You are aware that she can't get pregnant from oral right?
>>674303402
Came here to say this.
>>674303273
lmao
it's definitely mine, the condom did break
thought plan b would put us in the clear
\("/)/
>>674303073
Get $800 by any means possible. Abortion is the right thing to do
Castrate her.
>>674303586
this
>>674303073
Be European where it is free
TFW the baby comes out black
Put the kid up for adoption. You don't pay 800 and you don't have to raise a kid
How do people always overlook this option?
>>674303586
ill probably take out a loan since i have none of those and a 300$ laptop that might sell for a 100$
>>674304485
where do you post kids up for adoption
>>674303073
Have her drink nail polish remover.
>>674303073
How's your credit? Apply for a credit card. You'll probably get approved for $1,000 - $1,500 depending upon your credit score.
Charge the abortion and make monthly payments on your mistake for the next 12 months. Even better if you can get 0% APR for the first year. No dead baby interest.
>>674304485
Fuck that. Hospital bill for the delivery is gonna be way more than 800 bucks.
>>674303073
she's cheating on you, faggot. either leave her or become an her
>>674303586
>the next fifteen years
Does the kid die then?
More like 18 years, up to 24 if it goes to college.
>>674304685
Use the fucking Internet
>>674304685
My local Craig's List has someone looking.
>personally I think they want to eat a baby
why is everybody forgetting here that abortion is just plain murder?
>>674303073
Let me rail your girl a few times a week for a month or two and I'll pay it.
Just fuck her to death. Have it labelled as "death by misadventure" and walk away a winrar.
>>674303073
Someone got your girlfriend pregnant and it wasn't you.
That thing's going to come out part nigger and you're still going to have to pay for it.
abortion is that even a question?
nigger
>>674305807
I could let you date her for two months but can't guarantee you'd get laid
>>674305626
>>674303615
>>674303073
If you kill an innocent life you're a fucking pussy.
Man up and accept the consequences.
You knew condoms and plan b weren't 100%
>>674306361
oh no you're on to me
>>674303073
I can't even afford shoes above 60 dollars.
Stupid fucking moral fag. murder is murder, a fucking embryo aint shit. by your logic every time i bust a nut I recreate the holocauste
>>674306882
sketchers?
>>674306760
Fags like this are why we need more abortions.
Are you really going to think it's your baby just because she says it is girls cheat all the time op. If it is yours get it aborted if she doesn't want to give her the pill that kills the baby just put it in her drink
>>674307130
Sketchers are fucking cheap NIGGER shoes , I can't afford Nike's , or anything else.
Wait to see if it comes out black for a laff
>Paying for an abortion
lul, Murga. Enjoy that freedom.
>>674307650
I think its mine cause I wear her pussy out to much, for her to look for more cock. She couldn't take more dick if she wanted to. This also contributes to how I might have gotten her pregnant. So yeah... I fucked up
Enjoy hell for making a milkshake out of your own child.
>>674307024
Fuggin kek
>>674308780
I hear Satan gives out free apples.
I fucking love apples.
Better than hanging out with that perv that watches me masturbate and judges me for it.
>>674306760
Gr8 B8 M8. I R8 8/8
>>674303073
OP Dump the cheating slut
Credit card. $800 is a drop in the bucket compared to raising a kid.
>>674303379
This op
>>674303073
Find that mothafucking abortion money in time nigga
>>674308459
This cucks are just jealous you actually fuck girls
>>674303998
This
Take out a damn loan
>>674312576
>This cucks are just jealous you actually fuck girls
and that your semen is so potent that it can penetrate condoms.
We should worship OP as a god.
>>674303073
serious reply here... blue cohosh. look it up. you can buy it on amazon. it tastes like dirt, so ... be creative when adinistering it. i used to slip it in a womans horchata (azfag here)
