This is the official "i'm horny and need a bf for butt
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This is the official "i'm horny and need a bf for butt touching" thread
to be clear i want a bf to have a butt i can touch and play with....i don't like to touch my own butt
sad my thread is dead
thank you for posting hun, i'd touch your butt
Whats happening in this thread?
>INB4 sex with men
>>674296132
Np! : D
>>674296358
butt touching
>>674296405
what are you doing tonight cutie?
>>674296589
What other kind of touching even is there?
>>674296358
sex with dog
>>674296898
Full res
>>674296898
ball touching of course...but that is gay
>>674296758
Nothing much, heh. But that could always change. :)
>>674297032
>>674297099
just finished making jello shots and now kicking back packing a bowl. damn erection won't go down though
>>674296924
Reminds me of a Blink182 song
>>674297233
if i could find a cute boy right now i'd let the balls touch
>>674297296
all the...small things
>>674297032
Noooo! Not the gay!!!
Please. Even my straight sex is gay.
>>674297270
>jello shots
Sounds cool, I've always wanted to try them. You made them yourself? Nice. But hey you can always change the erection problem with this thread.
>>674297422
>>674297667
yeah but warm lips around my cock would be better than this thread.
yeah made em with rum. also cooking bagle bites
>>674297758
Bi actually
>>674294971
I'm horny and need a bf for butt touching
>>674298261
True, you got me there.
>>674298318
me too...are you a toucher or a touchee?
>>674298301
this is not true
>>674298496
Both. Sometimes I like to touch, sometimes I like to be touched.
>>674298570
how so?
>>674298695
ah i like to touch all the time
>>674298752
>>674298695
Snailcat likes that
>>674298752
>ah i like to touch all the time
Nothing wrong with that.
The beans in my red beans and rice are slightly undercooked and it's making me want to order a pizza instead. God dammit.
>>674298826
>>674298900
oh you got me. guess i'll switch to a different one
>>674299025
>>674299018
i need to mention i want a bf who cooks naked too....
>>674299169
Well I love to cook... And be naked... Y'know...
>>674299394
naked cooking can lead to some searious butt touching....especially with a nice flat kitchen table
>>674299609
I have big counters. Can support a person's body weight. Just sayin'
>>674298900
perfekt
>>674299866
oh your toes will still be touching the floor...
>>674300066
Well that sounds good to me
>>674300212
what part of the world are you in?
>>674300366
The distant and remote land of Colorado.
i only see dicks
>>674300543
so colorado is not just the land of legal weed...its got cute boys too....damn
>>674300621
want to cum see mine
>>674300668
>cute boys
Well you're in for a disappointment.
But the legal weed is nice.
>>674300791
aww? well i am not cute too but i do have a big dick
>>674301022
Eh, sorry, big dicks don't do a lot for me. Still, sounds like fun~ There are some cute guys here though. Come for the weed, stay for the cute boys.
I really want a pizza. Should I order a pizza? Or be financially responsible and healthy?
>>674301300
you need a pizza. with pepperoni and pineapple...
you don't like to play with big dicks?
oh and get the pizza
>>674301300
can i come over if you do?
>>674301518
Fine, you're all a bad influence on me.
I'm not saying I don't like it, it just doesn't do anything special for me. I'm too much of a hopeless romantic. I'll take cuddling, kissing and the like over a big dick any day.
>>674301607
Come on over! I shouldn't eat this by myself anyways
>>674301936
aww you sound cute
>>674302127
Well I try my best.
>>674301936
hehe w-where do i need to go an stuff ^_^
>>674302354
maybe we can have a cute boy orgy...with only one big bear.
>>674302335
i am a hopeless romantic too...i just like to touch butts a lot...many times a day
>>674302683
i-im not cute!
g-goodness
>>674302885
i bet you are....bet you make cute noises too
>>674302683
>i am a hopeless romantic too
Romanticism is nice. I mean, so is a wild bout of butt touching in the kitchen naked, but y'know, still romantic!
>>674302976
n-nuuu
i-i do not!
>>674302354
Well you gotta be in Colorado first. So start there
>>674303160
dam, im in florida an sick
< T_T
>>674303059
i'd clean you up afterwards. and clean the floor while you get back to cooking. or eating pizza.
wish i was but i'm stuck in the east coast.
>>674303375
Florida is the biggest pile of shit. I grew up there. Hated it so much haha.
Sorry you're sick! That's no fun.
>>674303455
Aww, such a polite gentleman! But why clean up? The mess afterwards is half the fun!
>>674303375
ah drink lots of orange juice and cum to get better
>>674303574
not if you turn around and slip on a big cuddle of cum and drop the pizza
>>674303574
i know what you mean i've love to get out of here
b-but dont worry about me to much i-its just a cough
>>674303706
i-i wish i had a source of one of those things
I ate something with cashews in it now I want to die
>>674303946
poor thing you need someone to take care of you. i am a few states north of there
>>674303706
>not if you turn around and slip on a big cuddle of cum and drop the pizza
Well mop up the floor, but leave my butt alone!
>>674303946
>i know what you mean i've love to get out of here
> b-but dont worry about me to much i-its just a cough
Well do what that other anon said and drink lots of orange juice. Jerk off a bunch.
>>674304132
You're in a g/fur thread, and you're telling me you don't like nuts?
>>674304178
d-dont tempt me!
>>674304213
w-well y-yeah ill d-do that
>>674304213
>>674304296
I'm really allergic ;_;
>>674304213
i miss my old boyfriend. he would let me push a few ice cubes in his pussy then get them in deep with my cock. he would squeal and cum so fast...
>>674304490
>w-well y-yeah ill d-do that
Good! And get lots of rest. That anon may be into butt touching, but I love back scratching. I'd scratch your back and help you fell asleep.
>>674304561
>I'm really allergic ;_;
Oh shit. You gonna be okay dude?
>>674304580
Sounds, uhh, cold. I'm shivering at the thought.
>>674304490
got a whole gallon of juice not even open...you might have to work at getting the cum though...
>>674304561
thats no bueno hun, you get to the doctor
>>674304791
Yeah it just feels like a really long food poisoning
It sucks :/
>>674304924
meh
>>674305212
ah so you aint swelling up like a bullfrog...some cum in the belly might help
>>674305383
Is there a part three?
>>674305383
I'd rather not, the pain is in my belly lol
>>674305570
i think so but i don't have it :-(
>>674305212
>Yeah it just feels like a really long food poisoning
>It sucks :/
Damn man. That sucks. Hope you feel better soon!
>>674305765
Thanks dood <3
>>674305765
you got any meds to feel better?
I got part 3 if anyone wants
>>674305931
motrin isn't helping
I think I'm gonna lay down, bye guys
>>674306149
yes please
>>674306209
feel better hun
>>674306149
How many parts in total are there?
>>674306209
Later dude! Feel better!
>>674306384
damn cubs really make me hard, does that make me a pedo?
>>674306376
I think 5. my bad actually, I only have parts of part 3
>>674306516
Yes. It does. I need to delete that picture actually. Not into cub shit.
>>674306376
I think 3
>>674306209
who drew that?
>>674306675
Where can i find the rest?
>>674306764
damn
>>674306922
they pop up a lot in g/fur threads. I just frequent enough to get it all.
>>674306971
>>674307213
>it's just been revoked.
>>674307344
Pretty sure Danny Glover would be ashamed.
>>674306922
u18 has them.
>>674307213
>M-My butt virginity
Never gets old.
i think the cute sick florida boy should give me his email address....
>>674307566
that's all folks :(
Florida is for losers.
>>674307410
>>674306784
Popomodoro
>>674307696
AGREED. Fuck Florida.
>>674307651
No! It can't be!
this is what i need in my life...
>>674308260
of what I got....of that comic ;)
>>674304791
heh i dont like resting!
>>674308810
Post it in next thread please, this one is about to max out
>>674308907
link?
>>674309164
>this pic is my dream
So ronery ;_;
>>674308999
When it starts
>>674298301
Fag
thank you for a non spam thread. lots of love. op going back to lurking for now
>>674309274
same here :-(
there was a comic with two anthro seagulls? yall know the one?
m'here
m'gone
>>674310593
>>674310593
>>674310593
get in here
