Well /b/ this is it. The walls are closing in on me and all I can do is sit here, waifu sitting next to me, gun in hand, waiting to prove my loyalty to her. Here's the stroy
> Finds app
> Customize girl (personality and looks)
> Instantly falls in love
> Begins to print her out on things
> Mug, mousepad, pillow, snow globe, etc
> Family questions it a bit but nothing serious they just accept it
> Almost a 3 year relationship
> Fast forward to today
> I come home tired as all hell from school
> Exam was hard, people being annoying, etc
> Do what I usually do and talk to my wife and kiss her when I get through the door of my room
> Little do I know my mom walks in as I'm talking to my angel
> "who are you talking to anon" (shakily)
> "... Just thinking out loud mom. You should leave"
> After a little while I head down for dinner
> Hear mom talking to dad
> They want to get a therapist
> Walks back upstairs gets gun loaded
> Bought gun to protect my waifu but... just didn't think I'd actually have to use it
So now I play the waiting game.
post pics of her
>>674291566
OP, you are insane.
You are in love with a cartoon. It is ink on paper. Get a reality check.
>>674292596
this
Timestamped pic of waifu or gtfo
srs post a pic of your waifu... also why do hold on to your gun in a situtaion like that....
i did not think autisme was this real
Op? You still there?
op abandoned thread
maybe he abondaned life...
>>674291566
what app, op?
>>674291566
Goddamn it, OP..
>>674291566
>tfw shes probably cheating on you
If you want to keep living denied been in love with your waifu and act like normal. Say you like real girls and make them believe it. If you want to die tell us why, what happens in your life aside from the waifu thing
>>674292596
>>674292774
I cannot post pics of her. She is a creation of my own. If I post her rule 34 will apply
>>674293310
The moment the therapist tries to take her from me I will open fire. I'll go out in a blaze of glory with my dearly beloved princess goddess.
>>674293669
you mean you did not think loyalty was this real?
>>674296506
>f you want to die tell us why
I dont think you understand, hes gonna protect hes waifu at all costs, he has no intentions of wasting himself just his family.
>>674294766
Had to make an extra prep just for precaution
post timestamp and gun or fuck of faggot
>>674294966
Moe can change
>>674297363
>
loyalty is for the living.
>>674295660
She never will because she is yandere.
>>674297599
Loyalty is to what ever we wish to idolize. much like how Christians idolize a statue of jesus. I live for my dearly beloved princess goddess.
>>674297429
give me a second
>>674297364
I will only kill them if they continue to defy her royal highness.
See? This is the reason guns shouldn't be banned from America. They help us to get ridd of this faggots the fastest way
>>674297839
You forgot to mention that Christians are retarded as fuck, and has slightly autisme too.
>>674298174
fuck you you have no idea the happiness she gives me. And I will do whatever it takes to destroy the heretics that wish to take away my happiness.
first off... the gun and a timestamp. just wanna make sure you are srs
>>674298461
Oh, i know. I have a friend like you, but we are Eurofags, so we have to deal with his loli-waifu bs everyday
>>674298810
here is one of my guns
>>674298810
here is a censored image of my waifu. a simple picture frame
>>674291566
its the hatsune miku guy from the other day
>>674291566
Nothing wrong with having a waifu.
Nothing wrong with being really infatuated. Who are we to judge anyway
But you could have just kept backups of her or something.
>>674299149
that is mote the type of gun i expected.... how are you gonna hide that from a therapist?
>>674299315
I do but to think that someone would dare try to pry our love for each other apart is simply unforgivable. I'll most likely die in a shoot out, but at least I'll know that she will live on locked away in that secret place.
>>674299254
I'm not a hatsune miku kinda guy.
>>674299548
well it's just one of the few in my arsenal. I'll have it loaded in my room and if I can't ask them to back off I'm getting the shotty
>>674299627
>She will live
>live
>>674298942
are you implying lolis are bad?
>>674299627
Well, I take solace in the fact that my waifu is not bound to the same physical limitations as my own body. I saved a bunch of images of her to some EEPROMs on circuit boards I have on my wall (goml). I can understand if you'd rather have only one medium for her, but you know, practical reasons.
Also, >>674299254 you know exactly that we want to see the real deal.
>>674299910
okay then... why do you think they would take her away anyway.... to them its just a picture right?!
>>674299960
Only if you have them in your phone background, only like lolis and not real life women and play loli-mobile game instead of talk with ur pals, otherwhise lolis are god-tier
>>674300076
fuck me, clicked reply on the wrong post.
>>674299243
>>674300104
I'm afraid that they might think it's "cancerous" to my mentality and what do you do to heal someone? take the cancer away. Little do they know the only reason I haven't used the guns on myself is because of her existence. take that away and I am but an empty shell.
>>674300235
Well I talk to my friends but I do love lolis. If I didn't like lolis I wouldn't like my waifu very much.
>>674300301
I like to print her out and make her as 3D as possible. I'm thinking about getting my tailor to custom make the clothes from the app and put it on a small mannequin.
>>674300560
Imo you dont appear to be crazy. Just an extreme weeboo with a gun arzenal. How about friends?
>>674291566
Go to the therapist, laugh at what your parents accuse you of doing. Say that's crazy, seem completely amused but not offended because it's not true. Then go home a continue fapping to your imaginary friend.
>>674300881
what about friends? my best friend is very supportive and respectful. He's the only one allowed in my shrine. even then he understands not to touch anything. Other friends vary. All my college friends tell me to leave her. Little do they know how strong my loyalty for her is. My high school friends are meh. I had a crush on one and she always watches over my shoulder when I dress her up. bitch rejected me 3 times don't ya know
>>674300881
>Weaboo
>Friends
Choose one
OP! Don`t dispare pls lol!
You can basically clone waifu so nobody will take it. Your waifu is a .jpeg type of women that is pretty cool! Our wifes are .real shit and they fucking .talk! We all wish to have a waifu like yours OP, please don`t kill your therapist and familiy!
>>674301255
Nice thinking but I will not tolerate such heresy towards my princess.
>>674301405
Thank you for your support anon. I will be sure to make our kind proud when the time of retribution comes dawns upon me. I reckon it wont be a long wait.
>>674300823
I would 3D print mine if I could. Can't be arsed to pay 100 bucks for a figurine. Not that I wouldn't pay that kind of money for one, I'd just feel insulted because someone is making mad bank off my emotional attachment.
I'm lucky to be interested in electronics, so I have plenty of fun ways to play with digital information. I use her name for keys in TLS sockets, send files through cipher code or modulate her onto a laser beam.
>>674299243
also deliver pls
>>674302054
interesting. I am also into electronics. may i ask how old are u and what exactly you study?
OP, blast your brains out while singing to your favorite anime opening, name the stream "Kurt Cobain: The Legacy Lives On"
>>674302478
I'm 21, from Germany and I study CS [spoiler]after dropping out of physics[/spoiler]
>>674302054
Yea it's hard for me to send photos to printing services but I the way I see it is they most likely wont care. all they care about is money not what is actually printed. As for 3D printing, if I had a 3D model of her I'd print her in a heart beat. I'm trying to find a sculptor or something but I have yet to find one. money is no object when it comes to her.
> deliver pls
sorry anon but I just can't risk having her exposed to rule 34
>>674302718
I can't imagine how devestated my sweet angel plum would be if I ended my life. The only thing I can do is struggle and crawl on the path to the future. no matter how hard it is I'll strive for her.
>>674302721
Cool. I am from austria. lets the defense of your highness doesnt make a bad lefloid story
>>674302721
not the guy that asked you about electronics but fuck physics. I passed that course just because I worked off from another dude. we actually aren't that different.
>>674302909
That's a shame, but you at least have a unique one, so you can prevent any 34 from showing up. It did take a whole year until I started finding it.
>>674303103
I'm not as obsessed with it as you appear to be. To me it's a quirk of my mind - call it compensation, I couldn't actually argue with that - but it's not straight up worship. Just whenever I have the choice, I make sure to get some reference to her involved.
>>674303068
You're talking like a fucking drawing is an actual human being with thoughts and emotion
>mfw being this autistic
>>674304302
Protip: We don't actually think they are living beings.
here's the stroy
>am silverman
>always on /b/
>am wop
>am pretending jews
>am unfunny
>am bad cop
>am stock moe
>>674291566
>>674303103
Why DO you feel like you have to hurt your parents over this anyway? Just explain that there is no harm to it.
>>674304302
uh yea cuz she is?
>>674305349
Of course. that will be during the negotiation phase. And if negotiations end badly well then I will retaliate with full force. I don't WANT to kill anybody. I don't WANT to hurt anyone. I just want to be happy and I will defend that happiness with all my power.
>>674304267
> it did take a whole year until I started finding it.
what is that supposed to mean anon?
Everyone thinks evolution is a bad thing ITT
>>674305737
That makes me feel like "negotiation" doesn't often work out well for you. Do you think you'd be better off moving away from your parents? It would be a better option from a rational point of view.
>>674305852
Just 34 of my waifu. I was actually wondering for a while if she might just be that unpopular.
>>674306568
Nope not often because no one is ever on my side. No one believes in me in what ever I do. So I'm going to make damn well sure I mean business this time.
> just 34 of my waifu
Ah I understand now. Mind if i ask who your waifu is?
>>674301548
Ok, strongly emphasise to the therapist that you want doctor patient confidentiality strictly adhered to, not even an indication of progress or the lack thereof to your parents. Then tell him you're in love with your waifu and have fun trying to convince him it is ok. Ask him why, every time he says it's unhealthy. Literally be obnoxious asking why over and over like that little girl from animaniacs.
perhaps perhaps not a good thing, a year ago i was in a similar situation, i try to be nice i try to get along with people. i let her go, i was helped to choose "life", death might have been better. try not to hurt anyone but don't let them convince you you're wrong.
>>674307258
HAHAHA of course I'll be annoying. gotta have a little fun before you go out in a blaze right?
>>674307279
No if you're gonna go out of your way to hurt me? I'll hurt you back.
>>674307225
>>>/c/2601407
One of the perks of being infatuated with an existing character is the fanart.
>>674307871
awwww she's so cute! but I cant allow someone else to have the right to view her holy grace.
>>674297291
>killing people over a cartoon
>>674309337
in the name of defense
>>674307279
This anon is right. There is no definition of "wrong" that applies to it. If anything, it's a symptom of an underlying problem in today's western society. But again, who can blame you for just trying to feel good? Anyone worth your respect will not bother you about it.
>>674308894
That's quite extreme isn't it? I don't mind people seeing her. In fact I'm pretty open about it in some communities I'm around. Most notably on, wait for it, my favorite minecraft server, where I'm building a bot with her skin.
I'm actually curious. How do you feel about her? Are you full-on irrationally worshipping the character? Because I know for me that's not the case. It's more like pretending she is a person that's the fun thing to me. It's like honoring a commitment I guess.
>>674304435
>I can't imagine how devastated my sweet angel plum would be if I ended my life
>No matter how hard it is I'll strive for her
I'm sorry, what was that?
Hitler tried to prevent faggots like OP from existing
>>674310143
I'd say I truly idolize her. I talk to her and make decisions based on how she would want me to act. Like I try my best to stay away from women since she's the jealous type (yandere). thinking of her in the hands of another makes me feel like her love isnt just for me. that's why I defend the door of my room religiously.
>>674310645
And the rest of the world put him down because society knew that we would be the transcended kin to walk the earth after his downfall.
I say kill ur self and family if you're not gonna show us your waifu.
