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''Hey! You are a very suspicious person, if you show me your singles i can let you go...''
>Dubs: Nigger
>Trips: Pedophile
>quads: Terrorist
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Here you go officer
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I swear I didn't know she was 9
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lemme go
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Here you go, Officer.
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fuck you officer
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i am not a nigger
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>>674268489
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
there's a bomb in my car
Allahu akbar
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fuck you pig
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As you can clearly see, i'm not a criminal or a monkey
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>>674268489
i dindu nuffin
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>>674268489
Sorry. I won't be a nuisance anymore. I'm a good American citizen
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>>674268489
Hello
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AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST??
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NO DUBS HERE I PROMIS
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Eat my shit colored dick you white devil
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please trips
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>>674268822
Shoot the ape!
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>>674268489
She told me she was 18!
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Check me officer I'm clean
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>>674268822
>>674268833
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evening officer
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Here you go, officer.
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Nothing illegal here officer
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>>674268489
Fuck off you disarmed pussy
Whata re you gonna do, kindly ask me to come with? Eat a dick europussy
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Tfw black
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>>674268822
>>674268833
Git on the ground you fuckin negros
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>>674268822
FOUND IT
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>>674268489
Am I being detained?

Check these sir
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>>674268977
STOP RESISTING
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succ me
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>674268807
Fucking Amazing
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>>674268833
>not a criminal or a monkey
>dubs: Nigger
Kek
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>>674268489
I just be passin' thru, offica'. I's dindu nuffin'.
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No occifer, it's "hi, how are you?"
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Here's ten bob officer. Get the sen some sherbert pips
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>>674268489

Let me pass, pig
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Am BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?

DO YOU SUSPECT ME OF COMMITTING A CRIME?!
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I'm a nigger
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>674269044
Kek gtfo nigger cop, the aryan is here
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>>674268822
>>674268833
>>674268977
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>>674268977
Another ape!!!
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I dindu nuffin offica
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Heres my singles
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Im white
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>>674269299
NIGGERRRRRRR
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>>674269299
There's a traitor in the damn po-po!
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>>674268988
GOSH they're everywhere!
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>>674268489
running for life
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>>674268489

*whistling* as I walk by
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>>674268489
Allah hu Akbar. A policeman. I just saw a Terrorist.... I need your help
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>>674268489
I am a pedophile.
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You've got nothing on me
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I'm clearly a productive white citizen, dumbass.
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>>674268489
>Implying paedophiles and terrorists are worse than niggers
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Fucking niggers
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I dindu nuffin
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>>674268489
Uhhh, right Mr. Officer, I'll show you my singles ready to mingles.
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I'm white I swear
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I believe he ran that way officer
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you cant touch me
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>>674269299
this nigger's pretending to be white. DEATH SENTENCE
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Here you go...
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Allahu akbar
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im innocent
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I did not murder him
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>>674268489
No bother officer
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There's nothing in this bag that concerns you, mr orrificer
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i definitely don't fuck kids.
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>>674268885
So cloes
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>>674268489
WE ARE ALL NIGGERS

DEEP DOWN IN OUR HEARTS
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>>674268489
Not me, officer
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What of quints?
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>>674268489
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Fuck you
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I'm no niggah
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>>674268489
i'm cool
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I respectfully decline.
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>>674269799
No you are not you black Brixton slag
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Allahu akbar
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>>674269799
>>674269800
GETTINDA CAHR
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>>674269899

Nigger
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>>674268489
I don't consent to search and/or seizure of these singles.
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Hands up don't shoot
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i like turtles
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>>674268489
nnothing here ... mr officer
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im the nigga
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Nothing to worry about here officer
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>>674269899
get him officer
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Only singles here, Sir.
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>>674268489
rolling for terror
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>>674268489

Fuck off.
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>>674269899
fucking negro
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>>674270066
GET ON THE GROUND, YOU BETTER WISH WE GOT YOUR SINGLES NOW
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>>674270008

Scum
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>>674270088
Cause they're the same color as watermelons you nigger
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Don't worry, I'll show you the usual singles...
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>>674270211
>>674270066
God damnit I must really be a nigger.
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>>674270199
THE DETECTOR IS WRONG I SWEAR CHECK AGAIN
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Ok, here they are officer
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>>674270211
>nigger calling people nigger
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>>674269998
Nigger nigger from the sand, don't come into my promise land
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Sorry officer just taking my daughter for a walk....
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>>674270066
THAT'S WHY YOU VINER
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Im just tryna get by mah nigga
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Ik Ben een nigger
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K
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Nothing to see here.
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>>674270207
UP YOUR FUCKING BORSTAL
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Lets do it
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Allahu akbar
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I like toenails.
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>>674268489
Don't worry officer you won't find any dubs on me!
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Uh oh
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>>674268489
alright lad, hows it going today officer
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>>674268489
Here you go, officer
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>>674270211
all these niggers
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>>674270444
And little girls
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You'll find I'm innocent, infidel.
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what seems to be the officer problem
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Allahu akbar
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>>674268489
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Of course.
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Fucking pedophiles. Arrest this man officer!
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>>674268489
Allahu Akbar
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You are a nigger
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>>674270444
Yewtree get him
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FRIG OFF
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>>674270444

I fucked up big time, but I swear she was 18!!!!
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I'm just passing through
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I am not the one you are looking for!
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shhhhhhh..... Is he gone?
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>>674268489
white privilege coming in singles
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>>674270444
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Please I mean no trouble
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Allahu Ackbar
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>>674268652
I thought she was german and saying no.
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Not today officer
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Le sneaky illegal mexican coming through
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I'm a white citizen upholding the validity of the law officer
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I'm a normal white man.
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I'm good man seriosly dont fucken touchme copper
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>>674268807
"there is" makes it a haiku
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Here you are officer
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WE HAVE RECEIVED WORD OF AN ALOHA SNACKBAR IN THE AREA
>op here
>quints get to destroy world trade towers again
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Please don't officer. I was just fooling, that's all.
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>>674268489
I swear officer I'm clean
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¿Qué?
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>>674268489
calm down officer
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I'm just on my way to work officer
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WHITE SUPREMACY
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>>674268489
Di'n do nuffin pig... oink oink
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hey there officer
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>>674268489
Pls no nigger
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pleae officer i swear im no monkey
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No officer, I don't have anything with me.
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Bruh I dindu nuffin nigga yall be buggin buh dat cocayn is NOT MIHN bruh
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>>674270677
YOU DIRTY NIGGER SCUM I'LL HANG YOUR FUCKING NECK FROM A TREE
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>>674268822
nigger
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>>674268489

Im a nigger pedophile terrorist jewish female
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>>674270410

IM THE DADDY NOW!!
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Of course officer. I'm sure you'll find everything's in order...
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>>674271022
But u are
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>>674268489
officer i dindu nuffin
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iiiiiiiiiiii wonderrrrrrr ?
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>>674271177
Another one
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>>674270902
Look what we got here! A rare case of nigger trying to steal threads with singles... get in the van!
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>>674268489

i dindu nuffin
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Will try
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Nigger nogger
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Please bring me to the prison where they rape men in the shower ;_;
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Bratatattttatatataa
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Its on.
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>>674271177

And a nigger according to my digits
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Im clean brah.
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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Wanna see a real rabit? :D
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Nothing to see here
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>>674271274
Fuk u racys craka I a goods boi
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>>674268489
I only carry doge memes with me because i need to upload them to 9 gag
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>>674271177
I'm not marrying a facking coon anyway
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So many fucking APES
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>>674271266
go wonder in prison fukin monkey
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I'm a certified whitie
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its just a clock
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Praise allah
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2ch помогач!
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Im innocent!!
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I'm not a nigger, I can read and write.
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e
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>>674268489
brit cunt
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I dindu nuffin
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>>674271444
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Yare yare daze
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>>674271444
Better that than a pedo
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>>674271444
AND A PEDO
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>>674268489
Dont u fucking dare to lay a finger on me nigger
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Where are the toddlers at?
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>>674270007
>007
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>>674271442

Sit daaan' grass
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please let me gooooooooooo
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Fuck
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lick my nuts
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>>674268489
dindu nuthin
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>>674271444
>So many fucking APES
>444
KEK
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want a five? High five?
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Allahu ackbar
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>>674268489
i dindu nuffin
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>>674271666
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Bye, pig.
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>>674271666
SHIT
SATAN PEDO
WE NEED SWAT AND A PRIEST
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nothing wrong here
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>>674268489
here you go officer.
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If her age is on the clock she is ready for the cock
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Uh oh
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>>674271666
satanic pedo confirmed
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>>674271647

Lol you fucking bacon
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>>674271666
You sick fuck
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Idgaf
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>>674268489
Just passin' through, Officer.
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>>674271652
You go round stealing white man's motor cars and you give white men stick. Well were not having any of it in here. Right?
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>>674268489
You won't take me alive, pig!
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i ded
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Allahu akbar!!!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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>>674271666
SATANIC TRIPS
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>>674271666
Put your hands in the air you bastard
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>>674271666
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its over.
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>>674268489
Fuck off Mr.Officer.
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whatever
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>>674268489
This threads gay you're a faggot
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>>674268489
Shieeeeet tha popo run tyrone
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>>674270444
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>>674268489
aloha
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>>674271797
Old enough to pee is old enough for me
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>>674268489
No niggers here officer
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Nothing here officer.
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Allahu akbar
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I dindoo nuffin
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allah
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Hi officer
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>>674271788
except your smelly skin. get in here
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>>674271946

Rub some coal dust on those marks, you black bastard!!
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bye bye coppie
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AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST??AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST??AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I UNDER ARREST??
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>>674268489
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plz no
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Fuck you, pig!
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I swear I'm white!
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the end
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transnigger passing by
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>>674271944
N-I-G-G-A>>674271933
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Menem
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yes sir didly-doo
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>>674268489
kl
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>>674268489
big misunderstanding, now if you'll excuse me....
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Pfft, my disguise is perfect
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>>674272288
aw shit
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>>674268489
nigga fuck 12
we ride or die these screets
skirt
shoutout homie young rachet
trill money forever 16
we squashin the clubs this summa
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byebye
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>>674268489
u w0t m8? A ain no nigg
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Here you go officer
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Don't mind me officer
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Nothing to see here.
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At least I'm not a nigger.
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No problem here officer
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>>674268489
allahu snackbar
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I literally din du nuffin
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>>674272288
yea stop joking subhuman beast
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>>674271666
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Not a nigger!
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Fuck off
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Don't mind the naked children in the back of my van
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Excuse me, officer
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>>674268489
STFU Bobbie, I'm American! Fix me up some beans n cornbread and gtfotta here!
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Don't hurt me offizier
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There, can you let me go now?
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>>674272274
No punching in the face
No kicking in the goolies
And no biting
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>>674272288
kill!
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>>674272499
forreal b?
cause u look like a nigga my nigga
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>>674268489
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allah be with me
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>>674272544
Other than a shitmunchin negro!
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>>674272799
nigger
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>>674268489
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Here
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Here you go officer
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Pardon me officer
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>>674272677
Nignog nollywog
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Hands are up
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>>674268489
Oh Jeez talking to cops gets me real nervous
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>>674272499
Ey Yo maan a didndonuffin!
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>>674272799
You're a shit munching negro now haa
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(Insert African noises), old enough to count old enough to mount, death to the infidel. A trifecta of shit
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Oh. Oh my...
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>>674272855
you're retarded AND a nigger
why live
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>>674272855
LIES
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>>674272866
down on the ground nigger
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nothing to see here
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>>674272855
U r tho. Fucking Nigger.
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I'm definitely up to something, but I'm 'aving it away on me toes.
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>>674272955
This is a disease!
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nigg nogg
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>>674272729

Where's ya facking tool?!!
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Sure are alot of niggers in this thread.
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Officer I swear that rape charge ain't mine.
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>>674272933
What's so funny, nigger?!
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>>674273169
What facking tool?
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>>674271911
>911
More sand nigger than getting quads
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no problem, officer
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I'm a pedo
so where the fuck are my trips?!
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Just rolling by, officer. Have a nice day!
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sweg
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>>674273300
you wish huh? fucking nigger
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Singles
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>>674268489
kek
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>>674273271

This facking tool!!
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>>674268489
Evening, officer.
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nuga niga nega
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>>674268489
Fuck you officer
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>>674273522
what's so funny nigger?
you belong to the zoo
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>>674268489
you ded
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>>674273418
But i swear
I'm a pedo, not a fucking nig nog!
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>>674273564
https://youtu.be/elUrWmDncGM
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>>674273584
>>674273641
>>674273704
White boys tryna' be cool
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Fucking take em, pig
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Fuck off pedo nigger terrorists.
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Rollerino
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