What is wrong with basement OP on a physical level?
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What is wrong with basement OP on a physical level?
>>674256511
You physically live in a basement.
>>674256804
Kek
>>674256511
Those Steven Avery eyes
>>674256511
Tha attempt at facial hair. Do it right or not at all. Sorry OP.
>>674256511
On all levels except physical I am a basement.
*basements*
>>674256973
This is accurate. I usually shave it but ive been slacking.
>>674256804
This is the size of some apartments, so its alright with me.
>>674256511
>wears Pink Floyd T-shirt
>lives in basement
>is that supposed to be some kind of mustache?
>doesn't put his tools away
>lives in basement and can't even be assed to clean it up a little bit
2/10, wouldn't let suck my dick
>>674256511
The fact that there's no way this guy has ever put his penis inside of a vagina. Just look at him. He's overweight and generally looks like a total beta cuck faggot
>>674256511
Looks grim OP. How many grils you fuck there?
>>674256511
No Fedora.
>>674257251
Fuck? None. Raped? 4.
>>674257231
Thats where you would be wrong.
mad?
>>674257211
Vape coil tools.
>>674257251
None here. i usually go to their houses.
>>674257542
>Vape coil tools.
That's not making it better OP
>>674257800
well im just being transparent here.
[spoiler]tits[/spoiler]
>>674257542
Oh! That's you OP, I didn't get that. I thought you were posting some faggot on your facebook who lives in his mom's basement or something
So you're not a virgin. But you're still overweight and it doesn't look like you're getting that many girls. Also this pic really shows off your nasty neckbeard.
You honestly remind me of one of my buddy's who still lives with his parents, never leaves the house and plays video games all day.
I'm actually a little disappointed. From the thumbnail I thought there was going to be a naked chick in the background. Then I would have been equal parts mad and impressed.
>>674257542
>Almost 30 years old
>Still sleeps in a single bed
kek
>>674258091
Yeah, you mad.
>>674258392
ALMOST 30?! are you kidding me?
Im 19 dofus.
[/spoiler]tits[/spoiler]
fuck i hope this works
>>674258438
shit breh start hitting the gym
>>674257542
On the real OP, get that fucking rat off your neck. I know two neckbeards that keep their shit proper and could shit on you while playing Dwarf Fortress.
Other than that, you should mess with that heavy bag and stop being an faggot.
5/10
Shave your neck and I might let you touch the tip.
have you always lived in a basement? you look poor
>>674259147
My mom was a herion head, i got disowned cuz fuck that bitch, Had to move in with friends grandparents. I'm poor but not amazingly poor as i used to be.
>>674257542
>i usually go to their houses.
usually
You look like a fat cereal rapist.
>>674259284
Where is your dad?
All the fat posts make me laugh. I know im overweight, but damn im not even close to fat.
>>674259752
Might be moving in with him in a week or 2, he wants to help me out of my rut.
>>674259850
Bro you're fat. I hope you make it out of your rut but don't delude yourself into thinking your body is okay. It is disgusting.
>>674260117
Don't delude myself?
Its called self confidence nigger.
My body is as good as i make it out to be.
>>674260264
kill yourself. I mean that in the nicest way possible
Your life sucks. You'll never have a nice body and you're just going to keep living paycheck to paycheck because that's all you know.
>>674260586
And im happy to be alive?
Dont be such a pussy about life.
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>>674260264
>>674260749
made op kek.
>>674260673
Let's get rid of any hostility I may have created from my last post. What's your plan for the next 5 years?
>>674260673
Lol like optimism ever helped anyone
I've always wanted a sweet basement lair...
>>674256511
I think she might be a trap you gais
>>674259634
B8 or illiter8?
>>674257542
you look like you have a down syndromesque underbite. Maybe it's just the fat though