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***U.S. ELECTION GAME #1 GET THE FUCK IN HERE***

Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.

IMPORTANT: For a roll to count toward a specific state, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!

First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
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AFTER 3 HOURS OF FIGHTING, THE ELECTION IS NOW TIED BETWEEN BUSH AND SANDERS.

SANDERS 261
BUSH 261

****2 MINUTES UNTIL THE NEXT STATE VOTES****
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First for jeb
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Burni reporting in
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SANDERSS
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#BUSH2016
DEUS VULT
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. GOP UNITE
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>>674247932
GOD DAMNIT I ROLLED A 666 SAYING FUCK THE SATANIC BUSH FAMILY IN LAST THREAD, MY VOICE NEEDS TO BE HURD.

FEEL THE BERN
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Lets go BERNIEEEE
MEME MAGIC EVERYONE
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>>674247932
ULTRA - OMEGA - GIGA BERNIE BOT TARGETING SYSTEM SPINNING UP
{O\} :::: {/O}
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>>674247932
>>674248058
You're a godly OP, thanks for the thread

~~ [o]_[o] bernie bot
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>>674248058
And so we wait
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>>674248188
Jeb should win a tie for this
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>>674247932
16 POINTS LEFT....

sanders ftw
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>>674248058
Bushxbernie
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>>674248319
Desperate jeb
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A nation is choosing.
The world is watching.
An election tied.
Anything can happen.
Until the last vote.

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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR NEW MEXICO***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
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CAN"T RUSH THE BUSH
>>674248392
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>>674248392
Bush for president 2016
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>>674248392
Bush
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>>674248366
Dubs confirm
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>>674248392
barns
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>>674248392


BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT
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>>674248392
ULTRA - OMEGA - GIGA BERNIE BOT TARGETING SYSTEM FIRING
{O\] :::@@@::: [/O}
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>>674248392
Jeb2016
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Bush is better. Really. Do you wanna socialist?
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>>674247932
i dont know why i am so fucking hyped for this.... :'(

FEEL THE BERN
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>>674248392
BUSH
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>>674248392
Sandy
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>>674248227
3----[0]u[0] kawaii demon bernie bot sempai reporting >>674248392
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>>674248410
Winrar
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>>674248392
B S
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>>674248392
Burni
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>>674248392
Bush
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>>674248410
Good job, just one more and we can shut out that cuck jew
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>>674248392
SANDERS
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>>674248392
Jebbie
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>>674248410
GOD BLESSSS
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>>674248459
hello again bernbot
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>>674248392
3----[0]u[0] bernie or die!
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>>674248392
OH FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW WE STARTED
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>>674248410
JEB BUSH FORCES SANDERS INTO A MUST WIN IN NEBRASKA.

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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR NEBRASKA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
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>>674248392
COME ON ROSWELL

FEEL THE BERN
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KING JEB
REPEAT AFTER ME
EMPEROR BUSH
>>674248565
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Bush for president 2016>>674248565
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Bern>>674248565
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>>674248565
sand
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>>674248565
Burni
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BERNARD
>>674248565
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Jeb jeb jeb>>674248565
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>>674248565
Sanders
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>>674248565
BUUUUSSSHHHHH
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>>674248565
Jeb bush
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>>674248565
Bernin' to wirrnnin
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>>674248565
ULTRA - OMEGA - GIGA BERNIE BOT TARGETING SYSTEM FIRING
{O\] :::@@@::: [/O}
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>>674248565
Bern
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>>674248565
BERN
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>>674248580
WE FAKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>674248580
Winrar WE DID IT
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>>674248227
>>674248410
what have you done????

3----[0]u[0] don't make bernie sempai cry!

>>674248565
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>>674248580
It's all ogre.
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>>674248565
Jeb2016
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>>674248580
It is done

Get fucked bernie fans
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>>674248565
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


SANDERS COME ON YOU FUCKING JEW,

SANDERS FTW.

omfg i just called one of my life heros a jew... forgive me :'(
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>>674248565
Bush
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Get cucked SANDERS FAGS
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>>674248580
JEB BUSH IS THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF THE GREAT COUNTRY OF US OF A. ALL BERNIE CUCKS MUST REPORT TO GAS CHAMBERS
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It's over boys. Everyone commit suicide immediately.
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>>674248580
BUSH WINS NEBRASKA AND THE ELECTION.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvpd4myQXs
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>>674248580
welp hooray we've got the personification of "pathetic" as president now
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>>674248580
My man
Fuck commiejew
Jeb is charismatic
Bushdynasty
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>>674248580
rip. aand after all that, we end with another bush. XD
3----[Q]n[Q]
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SANDERS FTW
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>>674248565
BERNIE CUCKKS DEAD
MORALLY CORRUPT SOCIALISM DEAD
GOD BLESS BUSH
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Lmao at Jeb fanboys
"Pls clap"
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>>674248748
Someone should tweet this to Bush
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fuck this bullshit. i was getting street signed captchas. fucking rigged. fuck all of you
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so like
what have we learned here?
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>>674248828
THERE WAS ONLY ME AND 1 guy at the start
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>>674248766
>>674248766
>>674248766

Reunite berniebots.
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>>674248748
blame it on 666

it's literally god XD
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Congratulations to Jeb Bush and his supporters, and also to Bernie Sanders and his supporters for making it an epic election.

Iowa closes it out now!

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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR IOWA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
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ULTRA - OMEGA - GIGA BERNIE BOT TARGETING SYSTEM is sad it failed
(/~) /\ (~\)
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>>674248896
3----[Q]n[Q] sad bernie is sad
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>>674248896
Bern
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>>674248896
Bush
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>>674248896
borniem
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>>674248896
Bernie
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>>674248896
Feel the BERN
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>>674248864
i got very good at identifying if i needed to pick out cacti

so that's something, i guess?
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>>674248896
3----[Q]n[Q] so sad. can't even close
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>>674248896
Jeb2016
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>>674248896
BERNCUCKS HAVE A SAD ROLL
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>>674248848
Uploaded to jeb bush fb
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>>674248896
The bern
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>>674248896
Bush
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>>674248896
barned
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>>674249030
Bernie Sanders takes Iowa!

FINAL:

Bush 271
Sanders 267

Thank you guys so much for playing!

-OP
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>>674249058
i guess...

feel the bern i guess...
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>>674249238
Thanks OP
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>>674247932
BEST OP i've seen in years.
more in future pls :)
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>>674249238
thanks OP this was fun and fucking sad for me.... as a sanders supp... :'(
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>>674249492
Will do, thanks!
>>674249550
Let it be known I lean Sanders too. Didn't expect him to do so well to be honest.

-OP
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so basically the message to the trumpeters is that the other republican joke candidate that already dropped out of the race wins the joke election
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>>674249238
Thank you OP, you are godlike
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>>674249238
Thx OP, you are just a little fag today
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Another Bush in the whitehouse?? That's it, I'm done. If you need me I'll be hanging by my neck in my fucking closet.
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>>674250526
Typical Bernie supporter, commits suicide instead of coming out of the closet.
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>>674250694
Savage
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