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Look, it's this fucking thread again: ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything.
Are you a faggot ?
>>674247418
Nah. Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
>>674247334
what type of shampoo do you recommend me ?
SCHNITZEL
why dont you pay a hooker? faggot
>>674247334
teach me master, the pussy game too strong i struggle keeping myself outta here
>>674247334
Are taxes hard to do?
Main reason for reaching wizard status?
are you fat or just no luck in finding pussy?
>>674247923
wizard status is 40 and how much you wank determines if you can even get to wizard
>>674247717
I usually wash my neckbeard with sperma.
>>674247799
FOTZE.
>>674247815
Because it doesn't count.
>>674247863
All you have to do is nothing.
>>674247869
Depends where you live. In Germany they are for instance harder than in Sweden.
>>674247923
Boring person + social retard.
>>674248023
I'm absolutely not fat. And my inability when it comes to finding pussy has nothing to do with luck but with blatant incompetence.
Do you feel like you would kiss me?
>>674248462
Eventho you are fat... TITS or GTFO
>>674248627
OP here. I second that.
Why are you kissless?
And have you ever missed a chance to kiss someone?
>>674249046
First of all. Kissless means kissing in a romantic context. When I was in HS, many female acquaintances actually used the French kind of greeting (one kiss on each cheek). Anyway, I don't remember any kind of situation where I could have a shot. People are always talking about how they missed in hindsight blatantly obvious signs of interest which they received from girls when they were younger. I don't remember anything like that.
>>674249544
How does it actually feel not to have lost your virginity? Do you not feel a drive to go out, get physically fit and make an attempt at losing it?
>>674249717
I am physically fit. And I used to force myself to go out quite a lot. Now I am just furiously masturbating.
>>674249963
So you're not severely obese, and nobody can be so ugly that nobody is attracted to them. What's your excuse?
>>674247334
Do you bedwet. Did you?
>>674250088
When I exercise, I usually run or cycle. So I am pretty skinny (pic related). And no I am not outstandingly ugly, just very average. But I have the charisma of a wet piece of toast.
>>674250244
Nooope.
>>674250454
Christ maybe you should eat more. I don't know, can't really tell from that picture. But honestly, are you a kissless virgin because your standards are too high, or because you really can't talk to people?
I mean if you're not ugly and fat, there's probably somebody out there who can put up with your bad charisma.
>>674250742
>But honestly, are you a kissless virgin because your standards are too high, or because you really can't talk to people?
The second one. It's not that I only hit on girls out of my league (though I did when I was in HS and still pretty convinced that I was hot shit). And as I said, I never had to turn anyone down.
>I mean if you're not ugly and fat, there's probably somebody out there who can put up with your bad charisma.
Haven't found that person yet.
>>674251045
tbh I came here to shit talk you for being an obese ugly virgin, but now I just want you to succeed. There has to be at least somebody out there. Tried any dating apps?
>>674251269
Tinder. I feel that my body (and face), - though not outstanding - are potentially more attractive than my personality, my social status, my experience or whatever. But Tinder is now mostly bots it seems.
>>674251507
And you haven't got any matches that have pulled through into some kind of date?
>>674251596
I've got a few matches but no dates.
What causes your social integrity being compared to a wet piece of toast? Is it diagnosed anxiety, or do you just not like yourself? Or neither?
>>674247334
You said that you have bad charisma, do you have friends? Do you meet people?
>>674252321
I do not like myself. This realization came slowly over time - initially, I was convinced I was the best thing since sliced bread (yes, yes, I know, always the bread idioms). And it is true: I am not funny, I cannot tell stories, I cannot keep conversations going and all this shit.
>>674252897
I use to have "friends" when I was in university. But those were never deep friendships and on more than one occasion, I was phased out from the circle of friends.
>>674253129
have you thought about seeing a therapist to deal with these inner demons?
>>674253312
I used to be treated for depression (both SSRIs and CBT) but nothing beyond that.
YOUR A WIZARD!
>32
Damn, I thought I was doing bad at 23... looks like I've got time.
>>674254319
Duh.
>>674254690
That's what I thought too when I was 23. You don't have time. In fact, your best years are already over. Move your ass.
>>674247334
Why are you still alive? Pathetic.
