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help me i am autismo
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OP IS FAGOT
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THANX
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>>674247669
>I FUCK OPS MOM
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>>674247032
PRO TIP: the square doesn't need to be orientated like the one in the picture.
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>>674247032
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>>674248043
>BUMP
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>>674248333
THOSE ARE RECTANGLES
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>>674248333
>square
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http://f.tqn.com/y/math/1/S/I/E/pigsolution.gif
>Google it faggots.
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>>674248333
>DRAW 2 SQUARES
>NOT A FAGOT
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>>674248456
hey this works
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>>674248456
oh shit nigga
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>>674248456
CONGRATULTITATIONS
U WIN BENIS
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>>674248456
my nigga, we've a genius here
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>>674248333
That's not a square
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>>674248412
When you put them next together you get 2 squares total. Kek
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>>674247669
I probably couldn't imagine a dumber person
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>>674248671
Thanks you piece of shit
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>>674248412
Rectangle is a square but a square isn't a Rectangle you fucking fuck
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>>674248456
>Rhombus / Diamond
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>>674248903
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>>674248805
I love you, anon!
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>>674248903
>I FUCKED UR MOM LOL
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>>674249010
>Rotated square
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>>674249010
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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>>674249043
you fucking niggered homo
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>>674247032
2 ez
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>>674249237
>LOL UR GRANDPA IS IN EARTH
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>>674249237
Well that just means I've accomplished something today.
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>>674249237
*slow clap*
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>>674249595
>copypasta
>being this new
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>>674248903
its the COMPLETE OPPOSITE, a square is ALWAYS a rectangle but a rectangle wont ALWAYS be a square.
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>>674249777
its the complete opposite, a jew is ALWAYS a nigger but a dirty nigger won't ALWAYS be a sheckling kike
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>>674248805
this
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>>674249777
>TRIPS
>FUCK RETARD :dd
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>>674249684
>i've been here for 8 years
>if there was nothing new for me to see i wouldnt come here anymore
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>>674250155
>implying anything new happens
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Am I on the scale guys???
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>>674250282
>you're not wrong
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>>674249901
dumbass, cant believe people like you are allowed to breed.
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>>674251427
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>674251566
>HAHA LONG TEXT
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>>674251566
What the fuck did you just fucking say about guys, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Clown School, and I’ve been involved in numerous circuses for Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed balloon animals.

I am trained in driving tiny cars and I’m the top juggler in all of Ringling Bros. You are nothing to me but just another puppet. I will wipe you the fuck out with cream pies the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of clowns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of 45 clowns coming out of one car that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with baloon swords.

Not only am I extensively trained in wearing large shoes, but I have access to the entire animal kingdom from Ringling Bros and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain monkeys in children's clothing all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>674251963
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>674248456
Well done Anon, you can think out of the schemes. If this was a job interview I would've hired you in my dildos factory.
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