Alright, faggots. You're Pablo Ajeno. Your wife is 9-months pregnant, and you have to get past the Trump wall so that she can give birth to her baby (named Ancla) in America.
Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing to the nearby town.
-A vulture on top of that sign.
-A guard on top of the Trump wall who will shoot you if you try to climb or tunnel.
Dubs decides what you do.
-Unless otherwise specified, you only control Pablo and/or his wife.
-Only the first dubs after each drawing will be counted.
-Quads will always be counted.
-"Kill yourself" requests will only be drawn if a method is specified, and will always fail.
>>674246791
eat the vulture
Turn the sign around, tell sniper your town is just past the wall, go over wall
Profit?
>>674247149
Despite singles, you eat the vulture. It tastes terrible, and is probably full of parasites.
Dubs decides.
>>674247621
Sneak behind the cactus and run behind the level jump up the stairs over the clouds and get the flute to advance to level 5-1 in Nevada
>>674247617
You turn it around, but the sniper doesn't buy it. He replies "Haha! I think NWOT."
Dubs decides.
Punch wife.
>>674248322
win
>>674248322
Wow this is good
>>674248322
You smack her right in the kisser. She is bleeding and crying, but has become used to it.
Dubs decides.
>>674248322
win kek
>>674246791
are you the same person from yesterday i'm archiving the thread yesterday and i may archive this one as well i'm still working the other archive rn but i'm lazy
Throw wife at guard
>>674248755
i got dubs throw the cactus at trump
apologize to wife
go back to home country
get education
get decent job
get better job
make money
make more money
live good life
son has good life
son has all my money
son becomes business partner with trump
son no longer wants to go over wall
business deal
make more money
etc
>>674248722
You punch her again. This relieves some of your frustration.
Dubs decides
>>674249128
You start digging
>>674248755
No, I didn't do that thread. I've been doing island adventure threads though.
>>674249128
Now that the guard is distracted by domestic abuse throw a rock at him
>>674246791
take one cactus, puke the remains of the vulture over it and throw it at the guard
>>674249286
Reroll
>>674249279
was that yesterday i think i missed it?
>>674249368
Yeah, it was last night.
>>674249128
kill your mom
Stomp on wife's stomach
>>674249429
Eastern Time?
>>674249128
Buuld a ladder out of cacti
>>674249500
100% life steal
>>674249500
Insert aborted fetus into rectum and begin to carry as your own
>>674249588
THAT MEANS EAT HER
>>674249429
>>674248755
>>674248941
also here's proof of my dubs
>>674249653
do ittttt
>>674249757
forgot pic
>>674249619
roll
>>674249500
You stomp on your bloody wife's stomach. Her premature fetus bursts out of her vagina, and the sniper becomes aroused. So much for the anchor baby plan, but you can still make it to the land of the free.
Dubs decides.
>>674250021
throw fetus at guard
>>674250021
wear wifes face as a mask and blow the horny sniper's erect dick
>>674249829
stfu dubs only work on a per post basis
>>674250021
offer my broken wife as a fuck doll to the sniper
Put dick inside fetus and fuck against cactus
>>674250232
>stfu dubs only work on a per post basis
chill man, check em
use the fetus and umbilical cord as a grappling hook
>>674249619
Roll
>>674250322
win
>>674250397
Rolling
>>674250330
check what? you fucking pleb
>>674250397
bump
>>674250322
it's a cooling sensation
>>674250021
Throw fetus at guard, profit.
>>674250539
check these dubs you fucking nigger
>>674250322
>>674250322
its like you dont want to enter the land of the free wtf anon
>>674250522
winnar
you'e doing gods work anon
Remove spines from cactus in secret and shoot them out of a crack pipe into the snipers eyes/
>>674250606
EFG would be proud
>>674250744
nice dubs
>>674250145
This
>>674250322
You cut through your dead wife's umbillical cord, insert your erection into your newborn baby, and fuck it against the cactus until it stops screaming. The sniper starts masturbating, and accidentally drops his weapon.
Dubs decides.
>>674250916
Eat the fetus.
>>674250916
shoot self
Fuck wife's body
>>674250916
throw weapon over wall
>>674250916
Alqudahs fly a plain on them and everybody dies
>>674250916
take the gun. become GI JOSE, the Mexican hero!
Write a buzzfeed article about how Trump is a rapist for calling Mexicans rapists and murderers.
>>674250916
Swiftly pick up gun, and shoot at guard while fucking baby with other hand and yodelling.
>>674250916
shoot the guard climb over the wall /thread
>check um
>>674251155
winRAR, thats what you get for calling me a pleb you massive faggot
>>674251155
winer?
>>674250916
>>674250916
anon- ya missed one
>>674250522
to>>674250397
Take the gun and give it back to the security guard so he can shoot illegals to make America great again.
>>674251155
Ignored. You only control Pablo and his wife.
>>674251155
/thread, or would this count as "Kill yourself always fails"?
matrix run up the wall and grab the guards pernus
>>674251291
I only do the first dubs after each image. It's in the OP.
>>674251155
>>674251261
>fly a plain
>a plain
>plain
>>674251421
roll
Throw a needle with sweet mexican black tar heroin at the guard at full speed
While sniper is disarmed, climb Trump wall and suck his dick.
>>674251484
fuck you.
a fetus grappling hook is a remarkable idea.
its not our fault youre slow as fuck in paint
>>674251318
WIFE: BECOME A ZOMBIE AND RECREATE THE LAST OF US
>>674251731
Give it a rest champ, the rule is first dubs after the picture wins. Read the OP.
>>674250916
pablo explodes the wall using a bomb
>>674251731
reroll it then, faggot.
Also: fuck sniper in the ass
turn into a super mexican saiyan
Snort a line of cocaine as long as her umbilical cord
>>674251894
reroll
>>674251894
roll
Summon Cthulhu
>>674250916
Pick up rifle and shoot guard. He falls on your side of the tower. You spend the next 6 weeks eating his flesh to stay alive in the desert while you dry his, your dead wife and baby's skin into a sinew you then cut into strips and braid into a rope to scale the tower.
>>674251894
rell
Eat dead wife
roool>>674251894
>>674251421
roll
>>674251894
relll
>>674251894
rollerino
>>674251421
reroll
>>674252344
oboy
>>674252422
weener
>>674252344
Winrar
>>674252422
win
>>674252422
oops real win :-
>>674252344
>>674248702
>You smack her right in the kisser. She is bleeding and crying, but has become used to it.
topkek
>>674252344
You gorge yourself on your dead wife's lukewarm flesh, leaving your baby to rot skewered against a cactus. The sniper is still masturbating.
Dubs decides.
Swallow the guards cum
>>674251421
roller
throw weapon at guard
>>674252845
pablo is actually a terrorist and calls the alqudahs to blow everything up but pablo survives
>>674252845
unleash your unholy powers... of sniping the dicks off the gaurd
>>674253052
reroll
>>674253190
rill
>>674253190
rolll
>>674252845
Pick up gun, shoot of guards dick, use it to blackmail him.
>>674253190
rwoll
>>674252845
stop merry making in this flesh this instant!
Shoot the guard with the rifle he dropped.
>>674253190
rroll
>>674253319
Rollin 4
use butt-fu to propell your anus towards the guards dick
>>674253190
wroll
>>674253356
YES
Cameronbales-kik
>>674253319
Roll
>>674253190
roll
>>674251421
rollo
>>674252845
Find a new wife to rape and beat on. Preferably a young pure Catholic virgin.
>>674253319
Thisssss
>>674253190
rollerino
Eat bloody sand
>>674253566
Winrar!!!
>>674253566
WE DID IT BOYZ
>>674253566
WINRAR
>>674253566
You shoot off his dick, and threaten to show it to everyone he loves if he does not grant you access to the land of the free.
Trump gate swings open.
Dubs decides.
>>674254204
eats dick and goes to murica
>>674254204
Pablo says he didn't actually expect to make it and offs himself.
Take the gun and shoot up all the schools of America for creating the inconvenience
>>674254204
put the dick in the baby and go tell the drug cartels that the gate's open
>>674254204
eat dick
>>674254490
roll
>>674254204
pablo fucks himself in the ass with the guards penis and videotapes him commiting this heinous act. He then threatens to make the video public if the guard sicks his goons on em
Go through the gate.
>>674254490
this
>>674254204
Stay where you are and don't go through Trump Gate, its a trap. Instead go through the maintenance door just outside the wall.
>>674254677
winrAR
How did it get like this?
>>674254204
Eat a dick, faggot
>>674254677
win
>>674254204
You look around for CP, if found you wank it
>>674254881
Roll
Go git dat welfare
Blow self up
>>674254677
You go through the gate, hop across a glistening pond, walk through a rainbow while eagles soar overhead, and find yourself in front of a waffle house.
You don't have long before the border patrol finds you.
Dubs decides.
>>674255018
walk into waffle house and jerk off furiously
Shocking Mexico/USA border.
Why Mexicans can't build shit?
>>674255018
Look for CP
>>674254204
Knock guard off wall with baby, extra points if baby bounces back.
Go back through gate. Close it. Go home. Die
>>674255018
Lick the rainbow to see if it is made of skittles
Enter the waffle house
Eat a waffle
Fuck the rainbow while singing the national anthem.
>>674255149
this
>>674255018
Roll around in the mud and pretend that you are a pig.
>>674255018
Ask the staff if they have Cheese Pizza.
>>674255018
work at the waffle house and shit in everyone's food
dig for treasure
>>674255503
rool
>>674255149
roll
>>674255520
roll
>>674255149
roll
>>674255361
WINRAR
>>674255533
weiner
>>674255018
Take a shit in the middle of the Waffle House and pledge your allegence to hitler
>>674255218
Roll
>>674255153
Ignoring the inhabitants, what do you prefer - a country where every inch of soil is plastered with roads and buildings, or a country where you can actually see and feel the grass, trees and hills?
>>674255665
this, mexico is beautiful cartels fuck it up though
>>674255533
win
>>674255018
Enter waffle house, announce to everyone who you are and where you came from. Trumps integrity as an effective president will likely take some damage.
>>674255153
is that the great wall of trump?
>>674255807
You guys are fuking lying. I've been to Mexico before. Place is an arid, dry, looking burnt landscape.
>>674255969
that's the northern part you dumb ass go to the middle part where there are tropical forests and beaches and shit
>>674255503
You start a lucrative new career shitting on waffles and serving them to filthy taxpayers. You are overcome with a feeling of satisfaction.
Dubs decides how this story ends.
>>674256139
Someone rerolled the post I drew, by the way. Quoted the wrong one. The reroll got dubs.
>>674256139
you eat your own shit and die from a disease
>>674256139
jerk off harshly into waffles and become rich
>>674256139
the story ends with pablo getting shot for shitting in an 'mericans food
>>674256139
Trump eats you
>>674256329
reroll
>>674256329
rerool
>>674256340
Reroll
>>674256139
Donald trumps like the waffles
end
>>674256292
reroll
>>674256399
>674256399
nice win
