My parents just killed my hermit crab. They smashed him because I was masturbating at work again. I need a gun to kill myself
>>674240905
A decade ago my parents also killed my crab because he somehow scaped from the aquarium, went to my parents bedroom at night when they were sleeping, and the crab scared the shit out of my dad.
He also smashed it.
RIP in pieces crab, I crie evrtim
WAT
>>674240905
You did it AGAIN?
>>674241168
His name was Chester. He never hurt anyone. He made me happy.
>>674241372
I know that feel bro, time heals everything.
>>674241285
It's hard. I work 3rd shift.i get bones and touch myself. The cameras keep seeing me.
go and break yours daddy leg, u danm pussy
Are you serious?
>>674240905
Good for you!
>>674241482
>>674241520
Yeah. I wish I was shitposting. I have little professor in me. It's called asbergers. I also am a sex freak. But also a virgin
>>674241748
Little professor?
>>674241748
Look so, this is what heroin can do.
I don't think you're going to get a gun here. Maybe you should try a store that sells them instead.
You should vote republican OP
With a Republican, you'll have your gun to kill yourself.
With democrats, all you'll get is a Jew to shill yourself.
But guns and Jews both have a large thing in common
>both are ruining America
>>674241836
That's what My mom calls it. Little professor syndrome
>>674241482
Fukn lost..
>>674241520
Of course he's serious. /b/ is a serious place.
>>674240905
OP we are here for you , i'm really sorry man
>>674242083
I hate jews. And black people. I. Want trump to win.my mom likes Bernie and black movie stars. My dad works all day.guns don't ruin America gun gets rid of bad people. I have a different brain function si my genes are bad. Me and people like me should die
>>674242093
Why? Because you beat off at work?
>>674241482
If you know there are cameras, why do you do it? Why can't you wait until you get home? How are you still working there? How many times have you been caught?
>>674240905
If you still have what's left of it you could make crabcakes. Chester would want it that way.
>>674242502
Thanks Bros I'm not crying any more
>>674242631
Indeed
>>674242609
Because aspergers
>>674242631
They threw him in sewer
>>674242093
Can you elaborate?
>>674240905
That's horrible your parents are the worst kind of parents you don't murder a child's pet.... You make them kill their own pets and then eat them just like I do my kids. You didn't do your homework? Now you must kill and eat fluffy! Trust me homework gets done now.
>>674242619
My boss is nice man. He just tells my parents and they punish me. I work all night at convenient store. Girls come in and they give me bones and I go in different aisle and Jack my cock
>>674243055
I am appalled. Have you reported it to the police?
>>674243223
I have asbergers a d it's called little professor syndrome. It means I don't think like you do
>>674243315
Crabs before hoes, bro.
>>674243315
k this is fake
>>674240905
where do you work?
>>674243315
What's wrong with that? If they don't like it, they should mind their own business. What's wrong with people these days?
>>674243313
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>>674243502
Not
>>674243547
A mini mart. I clean up at night
show us your autist dick
>>674243055
You should lay flowers and candles by the sewer every Sunday.
>>674243815
>>674244058
lost my shit
>>674240905
killing yourself over a crab? that's a little......
Shellfish
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>674244203
Bb want 2 come
>>674244203
>PD&C
I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
>>674243452
Either way you'll still end up with at least one crab.
>>674240905
fucking what
neither of those make sense when put together
>>674244511
It's a thread made by an angry suicidal virgin autistic whose parents killed his crab because he master bated at work. What kind of thread did you expect?
>>674244411
>>674244058
>>674244411
>>674244797
Better than any ylyl thread.
>>674240905
Why do your parents know when you masturbate at work, anon?