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gave a blowjob to an older guy in a movie theater on a first date (4 years older than me)
>Fucking girl at her house, boyfriend has no idea
>He calls, tells her he's going to be home from work in an hour
>Quickly finish
>Play his PS4, sell all his guns in Fallout 4, save over his Fallout files
>Look in the fridge, see his lunch. Take a big bite of the sandwich and just cut where I bit with a knife, eat his side of pickles and some of his chips
>Got the fuck out of there
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
I used to love dick. Then I decided I should make 4chan threads to prove how much of a faggot I am.
i watched disney channel without my parents' permission
>>674194681
supa is that u??
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>674194280
Damn it mom, stop going on my websites. >:(
>>674194463
kek
This is my cousin
On a regular basis I cum over her clean panties, bras, heels, toothbrush and pillow. then I put everything back where it was. The thought of my cum all over my cousins and in her mouth gets me so hard
>>674194280
can suck on tip of my dick
>>674194863
feels like i heard that before :P
i masturbate with pegging porn
>>674194983
Got more of that anon?
>>674195048
must have been somebody else I'm new
It's about 7x5.5 and ugly
>>674194280
>ex and i broke up about 4 months ago
>we still go out and fuck on a regular basis
>what the fuck do we call this?
>when we dont get to fuck i'm back at home jerking it to porn again
what the fuck man
>>674195158
.. lots of people getting fingered in the back of their mom's car then
>>674195258
we're a big family
I think she's actually a little depressed and that worries me even though I don't know her.
>>674195311
haha and that friend is really into all of you :P
I'm 23 and dating a 16yo girl.
I'm her first boyfriend.
She thinks that i love her.
>mfw
I used to masturbate with my flatmate's gymnastics/circus leotard, she's a flexible little vixen and every time I see her perform I think of her little body covered in my cum.
Picture related.
>>674195471
That's weak dude. You shouldn't do that to her.
>>674194280
In a few months, I'm going to abandon everyone I know to live alone, far from where I am now, for 5-10 months wherein I plan to compete as many games, series and movies that interest me as possible before I kill myself.
>>674195218
>we still go out
>we still fuck
>we "broke up" aka aren't monogamous with each other
it's an open relationship.
>>674195606
Faggot detected
>>674194280
I am straight but I have a fantasy of a man dominating me on Kik, telling me exactly what to do
>>674195218
shes probably banging other dudes too bruh thats called friends with benefits lol and you probably still have feelings for here the cuck is strong with this one kekekekek
>>674195606
What the fuck is this, Tumblr soft?
>>674195606
>being on /b/
>having empathy for a girl
Where do you think you are ?
>>674195606
I would.
My older brother's friend blackmailed me into sending him nudes, two years later I'm still too scared to tell anyone about it.
>>674195733
maybe youre heteroflexible or some kind of tumblr shit like that, dont you think?
>>674195471
I see a rape allegation in your future
Three Day's Grace one x is probably my favourite album and i' am a 19 year old male. Also when i was 15 i stole 400 from my mum and used it on heroin.
fingered a 13 y/o girl but i didnt know her age. i was drunk af and horny i aint no pedo bruh
Want to reach out to a friend on facebook open up and tell he/she about my depression. Just want a person to listen kindly and just be a friendly listener. :(
>>674196046
I'm finding it hard to imagine this situation. please submit visual aides to assist
I'm a hebophile and jerk it to cartoon porn, bikini pics, and really petite legal girls.
Would never act on it though.
>>674196055
Who fuckin knows. I am comfortable enough with my sexuality that I know I only like girls. Maybe it is just the taboo of me doing something I shouldn't be doing, and how I have never been very submissive.
>>674194280
I plan on making a suicide attempt if I don't hear back about getting in to therapy by the end of the month. Try to find the artery in my forearm under all the scars, slit it open, and whatever happens happens. Either I finally leave this bipolar rollercoaster or I get immediate help, depending on how well I do it
>>674196075
I doubt that. Her parents know that she's consent and most of my friends know too. Plus she's not the type of girl who do that kind of thing.
>>674196200
Shout your story here then.
>>674194280
sold of my moms bra online for money ! at a very high price ! :D
![article-2209401-153C0F3F000005DC-297_468x440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DfLf5ZN.jpg "article-2209401-153C0F3F000005DC-297_468x440[1].jpg")
there was a girl in a class of mine last semester that was new to the city and knew nobody except her boyfriend, was an alcoholic, and suffered from anxiety. i exploited all three of those to sleep with her repeatedly and ditched her once those problems became somewhat burdensome. her boyfriend found out and kicked her out. she asked to crash at my place, and i said no. she was forced to move back to her shithole town back up north.
this all happened over the course of a month and a half. she suddenly disappeared from class, and i just told everyone she went on a bender.
>mfw they all believed me
I have a very good friend i used to fuck (he got a gf and i got a bf so of course we stopped) our "relationship" was very complex.. it was more like it was always the wrong time or that we didnt want to fuck up our friendship.
Well lately his girlfriend has been getting rather friendly with me on fb. I was vhattong with her about my bf when she told me she used to be so jealous of me because im so pretty and that she was worried about her bf hanging out with me. Its clear she doesnt know we actually HAD a history and i know my friend pretty well. I love him to death but i dont feel hes honest or faithful to her. Shes super sweet and many times im tempted to tell her what me and her bf had together but i fear my friend might get pissed at me.
Ive known him for years and shes been with him for 2 years and he was still fucking ke at the begining of those 2 years at that time.
So...basically im tempted to tell her what a scumbag i know her bf is but hes still my buddy and we have a long history behind us...im conflicted
>>674196367
Daawgg daawg drop acid
>>674196813
>>674196813
I think that you need to start fucking the guy and cheating on your boyfriend daily.
>>674194463
STAY AND FIGHT FOR THE FEMALE YOU BETA
>>674196813
or maybe you should just get your fucking shit together and get the man that you know you want, which is the same man that knows he wants you, but is just tolerating some basic bitch until you're available again.
>>674196813
suck his dick, it might help clear your mind.
>>674196872
LSD is for straight depression fam. Last thing anyone needs is a manic autist tripping balls
>>674196813
"What a scumbag he is" lol
Not to mention what a slut you are, right?
>>674197020
fighting for women is actually a beta trait. alpha dont have to fight for women.
>>674197138
This guy got it. When you're alpha, you just mark your territory which he did, and leave.
>>674197223
which the guy did fucking gloriously...
>fucked his girl
>fucked his games
>fucked up his food
that's pretty fucking dominant behavior right there.
>>674197013
Nah i adore my boyfriend. That relationship between me and him is long gone and he knows it. I remember back when i had a different bf and he was single he would try to seduce me and at that time it worked (i didnt feel too strongly towards my ex...i felt i was just with him to forget that friend at the time) but he knows how serious me and my bf are. Hes accepted it long ago. Though if i were single i honestly think he would probably have sex with me without hesitation
>>674197450
that's because he fucking loves you bitch.
fucking love him back.
>>674197450
Nice. Post your tits?
>>674197450
how long did you cheat on your ex for? And did you ever tell him?
>>674197066
What are you talking about? Apparently you dont understand my story.
I have a bf..a bf im happy with and my friend knows this. He got his gf before i got my bf. He had his chance. He was with her for a year before i even got my bf
Bifag here, when I was in college, 19-21ish, i had a secret relationship with one of my friend's 13yo brother
>>674197113
How am i a slut?
I used to do ballet when I was in high school, I caught my older brother jerking off into my shoes one day and I pretended I never saw that.
Pretty sure he's done it more than once... kind of scary when you think about it.
He's getting married next week.
>>674197684
cheated on your ex
>>674197684
Knowingly fucking him when he was with another woman, you slut.
>>674194280
None of my family or friends know I camwhore
>>674197899
Link ?
>>674197739
if you still have your shoes, put them in a box with a note that says "i know", and give it to him as a wedding present for maximum fun.
>>674197974
topkek, do that !
>>674197522
He had a chance. I was still single when he got his gf. I remember crying and asking him why he decided to choose her. He never really gave me an answer. A year later i found my bf and im happier than ive ever been. So his "love" for me is irrelevant. He had a chance. Hell he had a full year.to break it off with the gf to choose.me but he didnt. He likes attention. Hes openly admitted to me this before. This is why i know hes more than likely not faithful to her
>>674197974
sadly I threw them out, ballet shoes don't last very long at all.
>>674198059
Seems you're really upset about that, which means you really want him. Ditch your bf, you coward, face your feelings and go for it.
I miss her.
Every
Single
Day
>>674198158
Truth. they wear out and get pretty gnarly inside
>>674198302
Same for me and it's being 9 month. Fuck that shit.
I am a homosapian. Gah there I said it.
>>674198374
Hurts like a motherfucker.
Just seems to never go away
>>674198059
Typical.. "oh woe is me, I'm going to be indecisive about my feelings and end up fucking the guy behind my boyfriends back because I mistake love with getting my vag stuffed" fucking whore, go away
>>674198439
I can see why you kept this secret.
pretty fucking disgusting.
>>674197580
It sounds cruel to say but i honestly think my ex had aspergers or something along those lines. He didnt understand how basic social interaction worked and was just cringey awkward. I didnt love him at all but stuck around in attemptd to forget my fwb. I wasnt even good at hiding it from him but he never knew any better. Any normal guy would have known right away.
It was 1 and a half years in that i finally gave into my fwb and cheated. I.honestly hated my ex by the time but stayed out of pity. He had no friends so i felt sorry for him. But being with him was a headache.
I kept it up for about 5 months before i.just told him i was leaving
>>674198502
Straight to the point and incredibly accurate
>>674195859
/b/ is not sexist, because there are no girls on thei nternet, but there are girls in real life.
Some of them are stuck up whores and don't deserve respect, others are virgins with their first boyfriend, who intentionally lies to them.
>>674198170
really don't see how she could have been any clearer that was not the case, numbnuts.
>>674198158
damn, opportunity missed. i suppose you could get liquored up and give a toast at the reception and say something to the effect of "i knew my brother had found the one for him when he stopped masturbating into my ballet shoes. the crust forms not on my shoes now, but on your heart (insert bride's name here)"
>>674194280
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https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=blackarch
https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=kali
https://www.torproject.org/docs/installguide.html.en
etc.
>>674194280
when i do coke I cross dress. feels good man.
>>674197745
An ex i stated that i only got with to forget the guy i actually did have feelings for at the time. It was a rushed relatiobship
I knew this guy online for a few months and met like twice before we were "boyfriend and girlfriend" i was desperate to get the other guy out of my head so i thought a relationship would fix that
>>674198593
Did you admit you cheated? I think it's kinda slutty but kinda hot too.
Did you ever fuck your fwb and have your bf eat you out on the same day? I did that with an engaged girl once.
>>674198677
Haha oh that's golden, sadly I don't think that would go down well - religious family and all that.
>>674198730
>>674198794
I fingered a dog,
I was sexually abused by 2 female older cousin when I was 11. ( I still jerk off to the memories now)
I regularly snoop through people laundry bins when visiting and steal a pair of knickers. I have 30+ pairs of stolen knickers from people I know aged 13 - 50
I have an attraction to post pubescent girls but hate Cheese pizza.
I have been married 15 years had 3 affairs . And fucked 6 other people in that time including 2 prostitutes and my brothers wife.
I find some men attractive and think I could be 1/8 bisexual.
I have a respectable job and come across as normal.
>>674198813
Cheating is cheating, you're still a whore. Just stop denying it and embrace it. The only thing that makes a slut dumb is when she denies she is a slut and tries to justify her shitty actions. You're a slut, I think it's hot, it's a good thing, but have the decency to admit it.
And post your tits+timestamp so I know this isn't bait
>>674198877
pics of brothers wife?
>>674197851
At the time i was single and also i didnt know he was with her at the time actually. I figured all that out later after it was already said and done
So no.
Also even if i knew. If im single its not my problem if a guy cheats on his gf with me. Im not the one at fault.
Just like if my bf now were to cheat. Id go after his ass. Not the girls
http://www.wired.com/2016/03/apple-lambasts-fbi-not-asking-nsa-help-hack-iphone/
>>674198877
holy shit, do you have dead bodies in your basement as well?
>>674194280
My brother keeps trying to join him in his gun hobby. At every opportunity he invites me and I happily go because I love my brother and enjoy spending with him.
I would never buy a gun for myself because i'm pretty sure that I would kill myself with it when my will becomes weak.
>>674198877
>Hate cheese pizza
You disgust me.
Also, check'd.
>FBI
>>674198170
I was upset when it happened. But that was well over a year ago. I was hurting for a bit but once i met my bf now my fwb just faded. It wasnactually a really amazing feeling. I wasnt looking for anyone to "heal me" i was actually against finding another guy after him but my bf snuck up on me out of no where and made me feel like nothing ever happened
>>674198813
"I was just fucking the guy so I could forget the guy I used to fuck but what I *really* wanted was to fuck him and not the guy I was currently fucking."
Typical whore logic, you're wrong if your situation is any different than any other stupid slut that always wonders why she can't maintainin a healthy relationship.
>be 10
>Have huge shit and scat fetish
>Take a shit and pick up the log
>Take a bite out of my own shit
>Don't have a shit fetish anymore
>>674198502
Oh hush. This wasnt even about sex. I knew i loved the guy the whole time i was with my ex. It was literally just "maybe if i stay with this guy ill stoping loving him" and it didnt work.
Wasnt a case of me needing to get my vag stuffed.
Unlike most men who do cheat
>>674199049
"Even if I knew"
Lol, listen to yourself. Stop denying your slut nature and just accept the fact that you're a willful whore when it suits your desires or needs. No big deal.
Just means you're a whore.
>>674199601
>unlike most men who cheat
Wow... you could not be any more wrong
>>674198842
No i didnt. I felt super bad for my ex. On top of the possible aspergers he was a scene kid. He wouldve probably killed himself on the spot had i told him. However, i was honest and told him that i couldnt stand him anymore. I didnt really sugar coat that.
And no i never had any sexual activity with my ex and my fwb on the same day
>>674199601
Sounds pretty fair to the guy you were with, hopefully he approached your relationship as nonchalantly as you did.
And, y'know, you weren’t mind fucking him and stuff.
>>674197684
Fucked him when he has a girlfriend, slut.
>>674199123
No I live what feels and looks to the outside world a very normal live. Yes I have darkness in me but don't we all. I keep it in check.
![ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3N0f0Hg.jpg "ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg")
>>674199545
>>674194280
When I was 23 I fell in love with a 13 year-old online, we chat/video daily for 5 years as bf gf until she went crazy, cheated on me several times and began to self harm. I was going to meet her that year but she went apeshit crazy.
>>674200008
I see.
Well, only left to do is post tits.
>>674199486
I can maintain a healthy relationship. That ex was the only one ive ever done that to. Exs before him were never cheated on and i adore my current bf. I have not the slightest interest in anyone other than him.
At the time i was throwing myself into a relationship for the wrong reason and yes it was shitty my ex was part of my own problems of course but we all fuck up.
Ive never had any sort of problem similar to that after
>>674198302
It will get better bro, just takes a hell of alot of time. Painful
I ditched her
I loved her but I ditched her
To this day I feel bad for ditching her
She still feels bad about it too
It's not that I regret it on a daily basis. It's just when you think of the chances of finding wife material, I think of her. I really don't know why I dumped her. She was one of the best ones I've met to this day.
Oh well. Fuck it.
>>674194553
Sell your art (if ypu're lucky enough for them to let you or to be in a position to care to) and pay taxes... then disappear.
Those intrusive control freak bitches won't leave us alone.
>>674199893
Possibly...but everytime ive heard of a man cheating its always "my gf doesnt put out enough"
when I was 9 my 15yo baby sitter taught me how to eat pussy.
>>674194280
>I stole $15000 from my pops small business
>I needed the monies for debts at college
>Me Blames my bad /B/ro
>Im sucessful Lawyer now
>>674200065
Like i said.. im sure he had aspergers. From what i could tell he loved me but seriously i think he just loved me because i was the only one giving him some social interaction.
Hell in fact i evem tried to act like a bitch in the hopes he would dump me so i could leave without him being too hurt but no matter how i acted he didnt care and really it annoyed me.
>>674200389
sure, I've said the same thing. its an excuse that can be easily dismissed.
You want your gf/wife to get over it? you tell her you were just horny and your dick was out of control.
Don't tell her the truth, that there is another girl out there who you're really attracted to and into. Don't tell her she's replaceable, don't tell her that throughout your relationship you'll consider leaving her for another girl on many occasions.
you were just horny, so you fucked a girl. maybe bad judgement but it was just for the sex. nothing more.
>>674194280
when me and my husband took a 3 week break, I started smoking weed and literally fucked with the 13 construction workers that were building the pool in the back garden...
It turned out he came back to me after 3 weeks later and he said he didn't even cheat on me, little does he know all the workers that he brings beer to, have all fucked me in HIS bed.....
I feel like bad for doing that... but then again he shouldn't have left me for those 3 weeks... I thought he was gone for good and I was sad...
>>674200389
Or "she's a dumb whore that fucked another guy under the pretext of 'I was lonely!'" That's a pretty common one too.
>>674200151
Once again idiot. At the time i wasnt aware he had a gf i learned that later when i started adding timelines up.
But even if i knew i wouldnt have cared i was sungle at the time so i could fuck whoever i wanted.
Once again like i said. If i were to ever catch my current bf cheating id go after him...not the girl.
>>674200650
Tits+timestamp or bait
So obviously written by a guy
Deep down I love everyone, but sometimes they can disappoint me and do things that I don't understand, they hurt me often too, but always, I just want them to be happy and to give them love
>>674200650
I really hope people like you don't actually exist
>>674200650
>"sad"
>fucked with the 13 construction workers
Female logic
>>674194280
Despite being a prison officer, getting into fights on a daily basis and generally being a hard cunt, I have a crippling fear of women, because my ex was physically and emotionally abusive.
My friends thought I was winding them up when I told them and they give me shit for being single.
>>674196367
Do you know how long it takes you to bleed out from slicing your arm? Like hours. Like 8 fucking hours. Fine enough for drama inducing but not actually getting the job done.
Shotgun if you really decide to do it.
>>674200924
>implying guys sit andnwrite sad poety when theyre "sad"
Nigga you go put and get some pussy if youre sad
>>674200771
You knew, deep inside. Whore
I look at it like this, before my current gf and I were together we were fucking others... If she wants to fuck someone else now what difference does it make? True love is letting the one you love do what makes them happy
>>674200773
no way, but why would I lie? I feel horrible and I couldn't cope, I was going insane and I think the weed made me all schizophrenic and paranoid ... and I thought he left me for another woman so I just did what I did.... I think I will tell him though, not about the 13 but that I slept with someone else... no point in crying about it now, what's done is done
also how come when a woman has sex it has to immediately be fake? we are humans too asshole
>>674200924
Lmao, she can't be serious
>normal hetero guy, beatiful grill etc...
>started to swallow my on cum when I mastrurbate, cant stop...
Dont know if I should tell my grill...
>>674201138
>Why would I lie?
>On the internet
Prove you're female then
I survived a car wreck that stopped my heart 3x and put me in a month long coma (medically induced), now I'm a horrible person who mocks people who have "problems" and feelings. I no longer care about my own life, and if I knew some horrendous act would better the lives of more than just a few people, I would give it my blessing.
>>674201060
>>674195471
same here. except mine is 17 i'm 23. she turns 18 this coming May. also been dating for the past year. sometimes it's worth the wait.
>>674201075
Uh no i didnt know. Actually at the time i thought me and my fwb were close to being together. I was so sure i confessed my feelings to which he replied "if only i wasmt where i am now" i thought it was confusing and thats when i had to do some girly facebook detective work to find out he actually had a girlfriend.
When i confronted him and told asled him shy he kept sleeping with me he said his relationship didnt feel "real" to him yet.
This is why i know hes scum. But just like that friend you know can be a shitbag you just stick by them sometimes. Hes still my friend and im happy there is not one shred of any sexual or romantic tension between us anymore but i still feel bad for his gf
>>674201326
Behavior is a choice, don't blame being an asshole on a car accident
>>674201238
> go on anonymous website
> get repeatedly asked to not be anonymous
>>674200329
I know it sounds cliché as fuck but i dont think i can move on
>>674201593
>>674201593
Nobody is asking you to show your face or tell us your name. Tits can be anonymous too as long as they have a timestamp. You're so obviously a dude. Kill yourself. Fucking faggot
>>674201509
It's called guilt, and you love it whore. You feed on it. Nothing to be ashamed of
I abduct girls for money. You can be a specific girl, a specific age or a specific attribute or anything else. Sometimes boys too.
Hello guys we are moving here.
>>674201587
Soon we will close this thread.
>>674201509
Why have you repeatedly ignored requests for tits? Do you know where you are?
>>674201738
why?
I still love my ex girlfriend and I'm worried shes going to kill herself before i do.
>>674201509
>fucked him
>found out he had a girlfriend
>confronted him
>fucked him
Whore. You're a whore. Just stop.
>>674201659
My gf cheated on me several times then we broke up, that was 5 years ago. I still miss her at times but just realize it's a waste of time. No one is that special, really, we're all messed up in some way and all beautiful in some way, learn to move on and see what you loved in her in other people
>>674194280
I am a straight male, have been all my life... I KNOW I love women because my dick gets hard to the thought of pussy, and I am obsessed with tits. I love femininity, only ever dated (and fucked) women... but I have ALWAYS been curious about the same sex... more specifically... DICK. I think about cock when I jerk off.. it varies from thinking about sucking one, to having one in my ass. To where most of you would say "FAGGOT!!" or "Closet fag!". It's just not that simple because men to me are a TURN OFF. I don't even like masculinity. I know I could never date a man, nor do I have any desire to. It's strictly the cock that I think about. Bottom line is, I know it's something I will NEVER act on. Despite how badly I want to, I know for a fact I never will. I just have these fantasies of having a guy dominate me. I don't know why because I'm not even a submissive kind of guy so the thought of it confuses me AND turns me on at the same time. Anyway... that's my biggest secret.
>>674201900
>I'm a straight male
>I think about cock when I masturbate
Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE?
>>674201976
I know, most would automatically call me gay for that, but I'm not. As I said, men don't turn me on, but for some reason the thought of cock does. I know that is bizarre and I can't even explain why. I just know I could never date a man. The thought doesn't even appeal to me what so ever.
>>674201659
Most of us have been there, it's a pit.
You just gonna have to climb that shit!
I'm not going to 'dj khaled' you with bullshit quotes, but you have to start making little steps.
>>674201541
It's not a choice with a damaged frontal and temporal lobe nigger
>>674201725
Not guilt really. I just feel bad that his gf is a really sweet girl who hes probably fucking around with.
At times i want to tell her who he really is but like i said....why should i throw away a 7 year friendship (he may be scum but hes still a bro regardless) for a girl ive only kind of known for a year?
No one warned me when i was in her spot so she can learn on her own too
>>674201759
Because i dont care
>>674202160
Dumb twat.
>>674202114
You first
Easy to give advice when you're forever alone
I posted my girlfriends tits on /b/ kik sluts
>>674201837
What??? Youre an idiot..i didnt fuck him again after i found out he had a girlfriend. Learn to fucking follow a story
>>674201017
he doesn't deserve the death of Cobain or Hemingway
>>674202133
You like this 'scumbag' of a bro, let him scum!
>>674201900
Fag
>>674202132
Everything we do is a choice, otherwise everything is cause and effect and no one should be held accountable for their actions
>>674194863
Rebecca, is that you?
>>674202290
Eh...im sure im not the only ones whos felt conflicted though.
I think everyone might have that one friend who you know isnt the best person amd usually seeing them ve an asshole.doesnt bother you but when you see them do it to a person that really nice and shit you kind of feel bad
>>674202243
You must have lost me at "When i confronted him and told asled him shy he kept sleeping with me he said his relationship didnt feel "real" to him yet."
Don't blame me for your own shitty storytelling skills painting you as an obvious whore.
>>674202430
omg.... Ben? wtf
I think I have massive insecurity, meet qt3.14, flirting with me so I make a move, see her again next time I'm at the bar, kiss her again.
The following time we're out we go back to a party at her house, everyone is talking to each other etc, get it into my head that she must prefer my friend.
Don't make any more moves, look back on the night and realise she must have thought it strange that I stopped being interested, she even took my drink and was like "come and get it" and ran off into a room without everyone else in it, where we had a little play fight to get it back.
Yeah I'm a massive faggot I know.
I just got done with my 13yo fuck buddy a few mins ago.
>>674195442
>I'm a boy btw
>>674202487
Typos. Not that hard to look past.
When i asked him why he slept with me even when he had a gf he said that the relationship didnt feel "real" to him yet.
Obviously once i knew he had a gf i was heartbroken and stopped having sex with him
>>674202617
Story
>>674202222
I'll let you think that.
But my thst's not my story. 7 years ago my ex cheated on me, she was 'the perfect woman', the girl i was gonna marry and get kids with. She broke my heart, i got depressed, lost my job and most of my friends. Try killing myself a few times. After 5 years i was "healthy", started doing thing i normaly didn't like that much, meeting new friends and starting to feel happy. Few month later i met my wife.
>>674202694
Is not a story is truth
>>674202310
Everything is cause and effect. Brain damage is the cause and the effect is lacking sympathy or empathy. Even if I try to care about another human being its just a facade to camouflage any ulterior motives I May have.
>>674197355
>that's pretty fucking dominant behavior right there.
If he'd done it with him watching, yes. But sneaking around behind his back, fucking with his stuff and then scuttling away like a scared lizard before he came home? Real alpha.
>>674198877
>1/8th bisexual
no
>>674202685
How long ago was this? All I'm getting out of this is "I think I should ruin his relationship under the pretext of he might possibly be cheating"
As well as feeling like shit for spreading your legs for your friend's boyfriend.
>>674198158
Just buy a pair. The message is the same.
>>674202787
The fact that you care enough to try to care shows you care, it's not a facade, you're just hurting inside and maybe bitter. I empathize
>>674200650
Instead of fucking 13 guys you should've shot yourself in the head
>>674194401
gril or faggot
>>674202694
she's my friend's gf's sister. Have secretly been fuck buddies since sept. usually hook up a couple times a week. Bonus is she's on bc so almost never use a condom
>>674202975
Agreed, hopefully you and your cuck husband both caught something that causes you to suffer slowly
>>674202971
No, fuck you anon, die in your sleep bitch
>>674194863
oh ffs
>>674203130
Tbh man, I actually feel bad for the husband. Who the fuck does that kind of thing? I mean seriously, think about it:
>having a rough patch in marriage
>decide to have a break from each other
>fuck 13 guys within a few weeks
What the fuck kind of mentality is that
I've been telling people I'm gay for three years because I could never get girls.
I'm not a homosexual at all and don't get turned on by men. My current bf buttfucks me mercilessly and I pretend to like it but cry into the pillow. I can't stay hard enough to penetrate him because I'm disgusted by men.
It gets me human interaction and intimacy so I take what I can get, you know?
I'm having severe bowel problems because he is rather girthy and tears me. I've had never ending internal hemorrhoids.
The worst part is feeling his semen seep out of my hole while he sleeps. I cry myself to sleep every night but I can't go back to being straight anymore because everyone including family thinks I'm gay.
>>674202525
was she hot ?
>>674203205
Whore
>>674195005
do you ever leave the house
>>674203215
Please tell me this is fake.
>>674203215
Lol
>>674203285
13 men in a few weeks is a lot of different people to be fucking even if you're pretty slutty.
>>674202920
Our whole relationship started 5 years ago. 4 years ago i got with my ex to forget him. Broke up after like 2 years.
Once i was single and then he secrelty got with his current gf while still fucking me. I was sad for a couple months then after almost a year i met my bf. Sonce then ive had my bf and hes still had his gf.
Only recently has she been talking to me and im seeing shes super nice.
And its not a fact if he is cheating on her i know he is.
Shes not a friend of mine nor an enemy. I dont feel bad for fucking her bf in the past. I just feel bad for what shes gonna eventually endure
>>674196046
We've seen them.
>>674203319
Sadly, no.
I started with trap threads a few years back and decided some hole was better than nothing. I found a feminine twink and thought "yes!" but once the clothes came off and you see a real dick and balls that all goes away. He ended up holding me down and taking my asshole several times that night.
When I woke up I was thankful it was a bad dream until I realized it wasn't. That was March 2013. I was a fairly normal 19 year old but forums like sluthate and the misc had me convinced if I want 6' and aesthetic I should just give up.
Now that I talk to girls I've found out I'm very good looking, but like I said, everyone is convinced I'm gay and so brave and courageous for coming out.
>>674200564
Pay your pops back?
I'm planning on being homeless in a city so I can go after my dreams. Reason why is cause where i'm from, it's way too small to even be abything. I'm from Guam btw. And anyone from Guam knows that that place is very shitty and you're basically fucked unless you join the military. It's a secret cause my family think i'm flying out to San Fran to go to school. But I'm not. I really don't give a fuck about my well being or living situation cause i'm depressed and been through so much bullshit in life. At this point it's fuck it. Why not just take a risk and give my all to go after my dreams. I literally have nothing to lose. I've actually been homeless before cause of how fucked up my family is being full of meth addicts and majority being in prison. Basically. And also I tried getting into school but was too poor and did horrible in high school cause of my depression.
>>674203717
I mean, I'm far from normal, but jesus fucking christ this is honestly one of the most pathetic things I've ever read. Sex IS NOT THAT FUCKING GOOD.
>turning gay so you can have some form of sex
Jesus fucking Christ. This is just sad. The ultimate form of sad.
Hello guys we are moving here.
>>674201587
Soon we will close this thread.
>>674194463
Haha
>>674203922
Fuck you, this is our home.
>>674196813
you sound just like a girl
>>674203922
why? holy fuck you are a dipfuck retard, or troll. for everyone's sake hopefully the latter
>>674204066
Because i am?
>>674203871
>muh depression is ruining my life uhhhh
>>674200564
Simples. Work out net present value of $15k back then, pay dad back and explain, buy your bad bro something he'd really love but couldn't afford (new Dodge Challenger?, fishing trip?). All will be forgiven (your bro probably suspects)
>>674194280
>be me, 2 yrs ago, 24, Sunday, going to church
>somewhat dark walkpath between buildings, with alleys on both sides
>a thief is running towards me
>someone far from me is shouting "call the police"
>as soon as the thief enters the alley on my left, I give him a hard punch in the back
>thieve on the floor without even realizing why
>kick him multiple times, also in the head
>exit alley before he or anyone sees me
>seconds later two policemen coming from the other side of the alley - in an instant handcuff him
>eventually the thief tried to denounce cops for violence, but security cameras showed that he was already beaten on floor when the cops got in the scene
>mfw I should have been on cam tape as well
>to date, I never was involved
>>674198158
it doesn't have to be the SAME ballet shoes you fucking autist
I'm afraid that I'm not going to be able to keep my LDR alive, shit's hard...
>>674195623
good way to go. your suicide wont bother anyone after u shut em all out. plus u die as happy as you can. i suggest trying heroin right before you pull the trigger.
Pic related
>>674204614
see
>>674202950
already covered
>>674198677
stanhope detected
I'm the reason my dad is dead and my mom always holds it against me.
>>674204875
story?
>>674198990
this.
but don't bother posting tits. you know she's hideous, right?
>>674199601
just.shut.up.already
we don't need to hear your fucking rationalizations. they are just fir you to be able to sleep at night.
>>674194280
Well i want to fuck with my 35 years old teacher she is a hot milf , i get horny everytime she kiss me on the cheeks.
>>674199819
this. stop with the shit and just own your story
>>674200564
kek
>>674198059
This sounds so fucking familiar I'm almost tempted to ask where you're from.
In my case my GF knows, and also knows the friendship means a lot to me. She's being nice to make things work.
Yeah I've been a douche in the past, but at least I'm an honest douche.
>>674198813
You cheated. He's a scumbag but you're not? What the fuck is it with women and these mental gymnastics? You cheated and you fucked a dude with a gf. You're just as much of a fuckin scumbag but you're worse because you can't even admit what you did was trashy.
I drunk fucked a guy with over a million YouTube subscribers. I'm a guy. Everyone thinks he's straight.
>>674206052
Is he straight or just bi?
>>674203205
Agreed. She doesn't deserve him. He would be better off alone than with this kind of cumbucket. Hope at least she didn't give him an STD.
I stole 2 sheets of L and a eighth ounce of dmt from a dealer.
>>674200287
Do you live in socal?
>>674206120
Yeah she was obviously a huge part of the problem
>>674206052
Markiplier, johntron, or jacksepticeye?
>>674205928
Jesus christ anon, get off your 'you cheated = you scumbag' high horse. You sound like a fucking 15 year old.
I want my wife to cuck me scared to ask her
>>674206106
Bi curious, he wanted to know what anal with a man was like. Afterwards he was regretful and said he didn't like it. Cudos to him for being brave enough to try it though.
>>674201509
You cheated because you weren't happy with your relationship. He cheated because he wasn't happy with his relationship. There is no difference.
You're insufferable.
>>674200274
you know she's just hideous, right?
>>674206424
Yeah man. At least it's off his bucket list
>>674206380
Man Cheats= what an asshole
Woman cheats = cheering from the feminazi Bench
>> wtf?
>>674200287
blahblahblah
>>674206248
I fucked pewdiepie
My girlfriend knows i crossdress, but she doesnt know i occasionally do it for money on the internet as well. My libido is quite a lot higher so i occasionally meet up with other people to fullfill my needs too
>>674206535
It depends who you're talking to anon, or you're social circles.
>>674200523
so awesome. you should look her up today and return the favor by teaching her how to take a vicious throatfucking.
>>674206729
she is married and has kids
>>674200564
fucking lawyers fuck everything up that they touch
I'm going to the beach this Monday just because my gf want to, I just rather some new games and I'm sad cus I could afford like 3 or 4 games in my list if I stay at home. At this moment the college and the gf don't let me buy anything I want.
>>674206380
How about you get over and stop thinking you should ruin another dudes relationship you hypocritical piece of shit.
Inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE
>>674200611
just.shut.the.fuck.up
>>674200650
you sound sad about this. my cock can help you out with that
>>674205199
my dad was working two jobs to pay for me and my mom's lazy asses not working (she was 45 I was 17) and was under a ton of stress. His health also wasn't the best considering he drank a ton of energy drinks to maintain the energy for both jobs and drank a ton of beer.
Being 17, I was flirting with a lot of girls but one in particular had my attention. Though, I didn't really have hers.
We were poor so we only had a cell phone to cover everyone's needs. So I used it all the time to talk to friends and whatnot since my parents were old as hell, why would they need a cell phone, you know?
Anyway, long story short, my dad's having a heart attack at work and the ambulance calls me so they can ask for permission to cut his chest open.
I was half asleep and said what the fuck lol, and hung up. Repeatedly.
This went on for a couple of minutes and I thought nothing of it.
I wake up in the morning to my mom freaking out about my dad not being home.
soon enough, we get a call asking to go to the doctors.
My dad's heart exploded soon after they tried calling me.
Shit sucks yo. Apparently he tried talking to me too but I kept hanging up thinking it was friends fucking with me.
>>674200771
just.shut.the.fuck.up.
younseem to forget the part ehere you had a bf at the time. don't give us this 'I was already done with him in my mind' shit. you had a bf. cunt.
>>674194280
I don't speak english at all.
I can't even write a word.
I do not have feelings for my younger sister
>>674200917
who are you kidding? you would never get laid if people like her didn't exist.
>>674201138
you sound very sad about this. come here. my dick can help.
>>674201216
nothing wrong with it, but best to keep that to yourself.
>>674206860
It wasn't me anon - but I kept seeing your whiny fucking replies as I scrolled down, just calm down & STFU.
Im voting for Trump but i tell the girls i fuck that im voting for bernie
>>674201509
you keep overlookong the fact that YOU are scum also. youcheated on your bf at the time. don't give us this shit that you were already broken up with him in your mind. you had not broken up with him yet so you were a cheating whore. accept it.
>>674201727
show us some of your trophies. you deserve to have your work admired.
>>674200564
I get that reference you faggot
>>674202243
you stupid whore. you fucked around on your bf. you whore.
>>674194280
>5 years ago
>had sex
>in the missionary position
>for the sole purpose of procreation
>feelsbadman
Sometimes I fantasize about hiring a deepweb hitman to brutally murder my boyfriend's exes
>>674202617
is yout asshole still sore or is his dick still tiny?
>>674196075
Idiot. Probably 'Murican.
>>674196200
Do it bro
Life's short..
I was the friendly listener
>>674208153
femanon?
>Or fucked up, mentally ill homosexual
>>674194280
I puke in a hat the last friday
>>674208428
The former
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>674204781
shut the fuck up faggot
>>674208534
embarrassment at not reading the thread, eh?
>Might have been better if you hadn't drawn attention to your sore anus
>>674208519
No TOGTFO as I asked and you're not attention-seeking
>I know the origin of the rule
So why would you want them dead? They're in the past
>>674194280
I'm probably a faggot.
That's my biggest secret.
My life is pretty empty.
>>674206799
all the better. commence throatfucking.
you can blackmail her for the sex if you have to, but you won't have to.
>>674208789
goddamn autists
>>674208985
you're the one that posted this
>>674208534
>>674195218
That's a good way to get here pregnant. Don't hit it, just quit it.
>>674208789
>So why would you want them dead? They're in the past
Some of them are quite hotter than me and I always feel like I'm being silently compared to them. It's my biggest fear that someday he'll leave me because he knows how much better he could do physically.
I want to double team my gf.
I'm a regular to a chinese massage parlor that provides HE. I go there at least once a week. Also I'm engaged.
>>674209820
If he did that he'd be pretty shallow and, difficult to believe now, but you'd be better off without him
>All good looks fade with time
>>674210414
(cont)
And you have to ask yourself - if they're so hot and such good company, good in bed, etc. how come they are ex's and he's with you?
no secrets. only cummies
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I'm a miserable crunkaholic
>>674196200
I'm your /b/ro, fuck friends kik me at knoqy if you wanna talk
>>674200564
R u james mcgill
>>674206711
No, I'm not social circles
