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Am an Indian ask me anything!
>>674192743
how do you feel about the founding fathers raping your homeland and having to fight cowboys?
>>674193023
its really kinda fucked up actually and the worst part is even though am an indian Gandhi was a fucking perv and corrupted in his mind !
>>674192743
She shaved down there??
>>674192743
do you know how to use a toilet?
>>674193361
yup she did , bitch went from bolly to quantico !
>>674193409
yes i do
>>674192743
does her hand still smell like poo poo or why is she sniffing it?
>>674192743
Fellow indian here. Which class are you?
>>674193510
woah
>>674192743
Why some of you look black and some look arab?
p.s. I recently met who looks fucking chinese but he said he is Indian
>>674193568
she is jsut fucking aroused and giving a pose ! dumbass
>>674193590
hold on a sec what u mean class?
>>674193464
she would be a nice fuck
>>674192743
Do you consider Indians to be white?
>>674193666
well that was from our ancestors ,, so kinda not sure
>>674193720
In which caste are you?
>>674192743
How much money does your tribe get from the casinos?
>>674193725
hell yea she will be
>>674193730
nope, brown i will say
>>674193933
she ever been nude
>>674193866
i dont play the caste game !! thats really fucked up and corrupting ppls mindset, every one is the same
>>674193923
not sure
>>674192743
Do you have a loo??? and do you poo in it ????
POO IN THE LOO and
and you're a fucking wagon wheel
How much curry do you actually eat on a regular basis?
>>674193974
I mean do you consider Indians to be part of the white race?
>>674193846
I went to college with a guy mehkprit, he looked like a jew. Another Indian dude in our class (he was like black black) used to say his people sucked muslim dick so they look like arabs. but the difference makes me curious as fuck
>>674193979
nope , well i will love if india adopted porn style from usa ! and start making them
>>674194086
yep and yep
>>674194141
well once a day at least
>>674194154
hope she was..she has a tight bod,,,nice abs
>>674194146
nope ,, of course not why will i want that ?
>>674194153
of course its false ,, but the muslims and hindus kinda cheat with one another over here
>>674192743
Why is all your food brown?
>>674194417
just fucking with you mahn, Sikh bro from kaneda
>>674194322
yes, but abs not much
>>674194472
well if u know curry cuisine its not always brown ,, so ya ,, its brown commonly cause of the spices even in korea thai vietnam malaysia and other asian countries it is like such , spices
>>674192743
why cant u poo in loo
>>674194502
lol!
>>674194709
well if u scroll up i said i could and i am
>>674192743
is she wearing anything underneath
>>674192743
Do all indian chicks have brown pepperoni nips
>>674194826
no some have totally dark ones
>>674194798
i guess so
>>674194826
yep of course but other darker some lighter
>>674192743
Where in india do you live mister indian?
>>674194826
No, it depends on their location to be honest, if you go to far up north west (right in himalayas), you may find chicks with pink or light brown nips
>>674194972
Tamil nadu
>>674194988
yes
>>674195037
Sweet
>>674192743
>>674192731
Damn Typical India!
>>674194047
There are actually two castes in India that remain and still count. The rich and the poor. If you're too poor to make a difference with your own life, no you're not equal and you don't matter.
>>674195106
yess some parts are still like this
>>674195138
those 2 castes are everywhere
>>674195106
What does it say? sorry I can only read hindi/punjabi/english
>>674195106
jesus fuck why hasn't india nuked itself yet?
>>674193666
A lot of North East Indians look chink because of their positioning close to China, food habits and the invading Chinese raping their ancestors. OP faggot probably hasn't crossed his city in his entire lifetime.
>>674195287
im tamil bro that is malayalm i think
>>674195037
Punjabi crew reporting in brah
>>674195349
why must we
>>674195404
of course havent
>>674193169
Most indians are corrupt regardless of their reverence
>>674195422
Is the script really different? I have some mallu friends over here and they dont like to get lumped with tamils lol
>>674195453
>why must we
read the fucking thread, you are disgusting shitbread parasites who shit over everything, literally. use your nukes from that space program you have conjured up and kill yourselves and do the world a favor
>>674194538
oh dear, another attempt to bleach herself
>>674194988
>>674194947
>>674194826
>>674194919
what does she have...guesses??
>>674194826
Ignorant idiots replying to you. I've had a South Indian girlfriend with pink nips. But considering we barely get pussy here, we don't photo op during sex like other /b/ros do. May be next time, I'll save one for you.
>>674195349
nice bod...got moar??
>>674195630
i think she successfully bleached herself ready haha
>>674195675
would love some..thnx
>>674195037
Dai thevediapaiya!
>>674195652
I'm willing to bet on dark
>>674195684
yeah
>>674195768
uncropped ones??
>>674195576
not a good reason
>>674195768
like these??
>>674195242
Agreed. I do pity them but beyond this point, there is absolutely nothing the rest of us can do to save them. Best save our own skin.(Only specific to India).
>>674195738
yes da para punda sollu?
>>674195821
only clothed
>>674195675
That's rare though. Girls with pink nips probably peak in Himachal.
Would a Chinese-Indian kid look good? I'm Chinese and I dig this pretty Indian chick on my Math class
>>674195768
awesome bod
>>674192731
>>674195884
>pretty Indian chick on my Math class
in* my math class
got any pics of her?
>>674195875
wow desi as fuck awesome
>>674195884
If she's hot, the kid's gonna be hot
Are all you people cheepskates??
>>674195973
Oh yes
>>674195884
well yes i guess they will turn out to be like asa akira or london keyes that tan bod!
>>674195875
if ya got more nudes n clothed we cud trade privately
>>674196039
got any non pornstar examples?
>>674196079
I dont trade, I'll just post the two of her I have left
I do have a large indian folder though
>>674196039
Dude is half japanese half Indian (unknown ethnicity)
>>674196178
>>674196178
post em then
>>674196178
only those i could think of
>>674196039
>>674192731
>>674196216
this kinda bae will suit marriage
>>674196216
nice bod...any pussy
>>674195576
Hahahahaha so sad. Too poor to leave the country? "Everyone except my country should die! Because my country best!".
>>674196270
hahahhaa
>>674196240
just did >>674196216
>>674196178
>>674195873
That was fucking satisfying.
>>674193603
It's a trick. They don't use one, but they know how.
>>674196346
wat
>>674196340
nope, sorry, posted all of her i got
here's a different girl tho
>>674196507
which?
>>674192743
Island will soon take over India. Prepare yourself for war, Sanjay.
>>674196558
desi sluts
>>674195877
Lol that's just your opinion. My and my ex used to be asked if we were "naarth" Indians all the time. Apparently you can't be a South Indian if you're light skinned and well educated.
>>674192743
Are you an untouchable?
>>674195864
Does your skin need saving because it looks like it's smeared and shit but smells like you've been rolling in sweaty curry?
>>674196731
nope ! and i dont believe in the caste system which is really stupid
>>674195973
It's really part of the culture. Before retail was a practice, the seller tries to sell at the hiaghest possible price expecting you to bargain and then you'd have to the actual price. But doesn't happen anymore consider anything in the city has a fixed price. Also educated and wealthy Indians never bargain.
>>674196558
previous chick was better
Are all indian girls virgin before marriage??
>>674196601
The Tamil exchange you bastard.
>>674197088
hahah alright SOB
>>674192743
how far do you live from your designated shitting street?
what percentage of indians believe in the toilet witch?
why do you smell so bad?
why are indian women harrier than indian men?
>>674197065
well in this era not really all will sleep before marriage
>>674196975
hmm
personal tastes I guess
here's another
>>674196624
Island? Kekekekekekeke good luck niggers.
>>674197191
nice...u fuck this??
>>674197269
it's from reddit
so no
>>674197162
hmm well we dont have such stuff which u may have in ur country , we have what the world refers to as toilets. and it wasnt india who produced the harry potter, and trust me we arent that smelly compared to red necks, and nope not all indian women are hairier than indian men
>>674197187
ok cool...nice to know
>>674196747
Damn I usually let women of other countries lick me clean considering we're the most desires people on the planet. May be I should insist they do a through job next time.
>>674197191
After watching thispicture, my sexual desire gone. Indian women are all dirty!
>>674197191
shes alright too fine i would say
>>674197398
I wouldn't know, never been with one
>>674197398
we know your life is sucks
>>674192731
>>674197065
If they're conservative, yes. There are a LOT of westernised women here as well.
>>674197398
well let me translate what u sound like, well donald trump is dumb so are the whole of USA ,
Why don't you give us back the marò you fucking pieces of shit?
>>674197498
u fuck one??
>>674197517
Mind to explain?
>>674197398
"Oh there are poor people in their country swimming in swamps. Their entire country must be savages." Nice logic. I am greatful everyday of my life for not having been subjected to even one of the stereotypes on here.
>>674197772
mind to explain, jsut cuz u saw some , please dont stereo type
>>674197842
U mad bro? Kudos to India for being shitty country.
>>674197598
Me and the ex used to go at it all the time. Recently since we broke up, I've managed to land 3 chicks thanks to Tinder. The tradeoff is that women who look angelic won't fuck you unless you're ready for a relationship. If your looking for just sex, you're going to have to settle for all sorts of weird one ranging from body image issues to daddy issues.
Where do you find all the good desi porn?
>>674198021
well but i have to agree when it comes to gandhi he was a perv and corrupted in his mind and head
>>674197772
Bunh of poor people. They can't afford toilets and the government won't do shit about it. When the population count is as big as 1.2 billion, this is bound to happen. My friend from China says they have a very similar problem outside cities. Lot of poor people = lot of health hazards.
>>674198165
and this too?
>>674198021
Nobody said it wasn't a shitty country. I'm amused by your ignorance.
>>674192743
Where do you poo
>>674198151
>>674192743
Which hand do you wipe with?
>>674198707
we use pie hoses to wash mostly if no pipe then wipe
>>674198707
Indians wash. Wiping is disgusting.
>>674198864
They are called bidget
Reality
>>674199028
Bad English but absolute truth. I am an Indian from India and I agree.
>>674198864
>>674198895
I was taught indians use one hand for wiping and the other hand is for eating. Because you sand niggers can't afford toilet paper.
>>674192743
Why is Pakistan a better country than India?
>>674195451
What are you developing?
>>674195451
you look like pathan
>>674199228
In villages and poor area with lack of water they still use hand, no one uses toilet paper in India its righter hand or bidget(water jet)
>>674199162
Bad english is nothing as long you know how to speak your mother tongue. I'm proud for live in India!
>>674199372
Pure Sikh tarkhan genes brah. I ain't no pathan.
>>674199325
huh?
>>674199440
So the right hand? Got it.
>Filthy fucking brownies.
>>674199246
Because we take the blame for Pakis. Anything brown people do "Those gaad damn Indians". Also lesser population.
>>674192743
Are Indian chicks slutty? Or is it only the girls who live in modern cities the sluttiest
>>674195542
They have zero rupee bank notes solely for disgruntled citizens to give as bribes when government officials demand one. What with the open shitting on the street, general filth, floating semi burned bodies down rivers, killing each other and people getting themselves killed, India should just be fucking nuked. Seriously, its an absolute shithole and their only contribution is takeaways and videos of people dying in retarded ways.
>>674199506
Dope. I'm actually Pathan, though we don't call ourselves Pathan.
I've never heard of Tarkhan people before. Sounds cool though.
>>674199228
That's funny, toilet paper is available in the supermarket 2 streets away at 40 bucks(lesser than a dollar). Do you ever wash your ass?
>>674193683
Yeah, he's the idiot. /s
>>674199618
Nope left hand is used , righter was intended to be either, mobile keyboard
>>674199443
I die for cuntry!
>>674196659
Idk biradar, There are shit tons of northies who look dark as fuck and shit tons of southies who look light. But there is obvious genetic difference, which changes from place to place. There is a shared ASI mixture among almost all south asians, which give them their "Indian" look. It peaks in Paniyas in south and decreases the more north west you move finally disappearing in Tajiks from tajikistan
>>674199792
Fuck you! I believe your not an Indian. Stop making fun of us!
>>674199705
Westernised city girls. Villagers are oppressed.
>>674197394
Lol you are in no way the most desired people on the planet. People just want you to make your damn takeaway.
>>674192743
How many casinos do you own and what's your spirit name?
>>674197394
>people are just letting this retarded post slide
>>674199748
Which tribe are you? Yuzufzai? Tarkhans are just carpenter tribe of Punjab. I've been asked if I'm afghan a lot in toronto. Well Sikhs and Pashtuns are neighbours so there was probably some mixing in old times, which kinda shows in some individuals i guess.
>>674199742
Ignorance 101. India and Indians have contributed to your shitty ignorant life more than you realize.
>>674194146
Are you retarded? How could Indians possibly be white? They're fucking Asian black you fucktard.
>>674199578
file name says dev
>>674200137
Yeah, when I saw your picture you looked Pashtun to me for a sec. I'm Barakzai. You sound like you're familiar with Afghans. I honestly don't know any Punjabis in person. I grew up in NY and am in California now. I've met plenty of Pakistanis and Indians, but the only Punjabis I've ever met are online. And they happen to be from Toronto too lol.
>>674200286
For fucking sure we're asians. Fuck white people. East Asian culture is far more civilized
>>674199638
Yeah but generally speaking I pakis are a lot more nicer as people than indians. Indians just want to rape people all the time
designated
>>674199972
Snownigger wants to nig.
>>674199792
Your stupid method of fucking toilet paper is filthy , mostly Indians use bidget(water jet) if they have money, or else use their hand , bidget is a better method than toilet paper
>>674200344
Nah that's just few words of my surname lol
>>674200406
A lot of white supremacists claim that Indians, ancient Egyptians, Arabs, Moors, and all yellow Asians are white. I hear it a lot. It's bullshit, but I wanted to hear your opinion.
Who's watching Pakistan vs Bangladesh?
>>674200010
Or just you. You should stop denying it and lend your wife/sister/mother out to racial diversity.
>>674200385
Well I have lots of afghan friends on other genetics forums. Found some distant afghan relatives when I took 23&me test. Most of my top matches were popalzai and durranis.
>>674200628
If I remember correctly, Barakzai branches off of the Durrani tribe.
You actually paid for a 23&me test? That shit's pretty pricey. You think the info is reliable?
>>674200540
Genetically, Average South asian is around 70-75% Caucasian, rest part being mix of east asian and native Indian type ( probably resemble papuans from oceania). But yet we feel no cultural connection to Europeans, but more with other asians and west asians.
>>674200414
Pakis actually come from really harsh environments so they're mostly greatful. Indians who turn up abroad are mostly of the upper middle class luxurious bastards. That's usually one of the reasons Pakis are nicer. The rape thing is just a stereotype. Misogyny is part of the culture though, that I will tell you.
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>>674200880
Yeah It is lol. I just used the test to get raw data file, which you can upload to Gedmatch and use their free and far superior calculators. I paid like CAD$218 including taxes and shipping.
>>674200540
White worship is actually a thing in India. So whenever a sand-nig wants to feel superior, it claims to be of aryan decent. I think niggers out here should stop self-hating and accept who they are.
>>674201129
nigga what? White lived in India for so long and yet only mixed with some servants (anglo Indians) which were rejected by Indian society. There was never a mass mixing like America because the whites were always seen as invaders and inferior according to Indian caste system.
>>674201129
Stop referring Indians as niggers, no body in India refers Indian as niggers
>>674201398
Indians are curry munchers/sand niggers
>>674201453
>sand niggers
>>674201817
someone who looks muslim according to white people.
>>674201935
>looks muslim
you realize how little that makes sense, right? i suppose you did say according to white people.
>>674192743
Poo in loo.
>>674202073
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>>674201453
IF IT'S BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN.
>>674202073
Just my experience after moving abroad. People can't tell difference here. To them all brown look same. I had people walking to me asking if I'm latino or arab, crackhead calling me paki/sand nigger. A classmate calling me sindbad/osama.
>>674200921
You know what anon that was a nice answer. You're aight!
>>674202228
plenty of people from various regions you would refer to as "inhabited by sand nigges" are not brown. my family is from Afghanistan and we're all white skinned.
>>674202246
you live in america? Around here nobody can tell what anyone is, and it's not surprising. so many different types of people and looks, it's hard to tell.
>>674202426
No, Toronto.
>>674200921
Moved to Canada myself, worked my arse off to pay tution fee. Not all FOBs are spoiled rich brats.
>>674200453
Nepali FUCK OFF! You are worst than a scumbag!
>>674202554
>>674194146
what this fucktard mean is; do indians consuder themselves as a part of the caucasian race, like europeans, slavs and arabs?
>>674193023
keximus maximus
>>674202965
form pune( india)
yeah.....why the fuck are you ...'' SPICED CHIMPANZEES " So smelly and ugly ?
>>674202748
Listen bitch, for better future I dont fucking care about changing countries. Especially looking at RSS idiots and modi bhagats, who are pro hindu India, it's better to leave the country. 1984 gave us enough taste of how minorities are treated in India.
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>>674203022
of all the bitches that decide to go naked, why'd it have to be this ugly skank?
>poo
>loo
>howto?
>>674203067
Still you are betrayer. Don't ever step you foot in India!
>>674203277
>>674203277
This.
You might risk stepping in shit
>>674203488
and dont dare to call yourself an Indian!
My Girlfriend is Indian.
Pretty sexy if you ask me.
>>674195768
I wanna suck on those titties so bad.
>>674192743
do you poo in the loo or on designated shitting street
>>674203616
autist
>>674204095
Like a true indian patriot, I poo in our beloved designated streets (whitch is about 90% of all the streets in my town) while praying to our cow gods. Praise the wagon wheel
DESIGNATED
>>674202554
>>674202426
POO IN LOO YOU FUCKS
>>674204804
SHITTING
girlfriend hai teri bc?
>>674205315
STREEEEEEEEEEETS
>>674194047
>>674194047
>i dont play the caste game !! thats really fucked up and corrupting ppls mindset, every one is the same
Dalit spotted. My cesspool needs emptying, boy.
>>674192743
Chooki-Chooki-Chay-chay?
Mana-Matti-matta-matta-tatti?
Booli-Booli chay-chay-gooli?
>>674193169
why was he a perv?
Is it true that you are in fact, Indian?
>>674193666
india is made up of a number of mixes of peoples. Theres not one type of indian. Ive been to India twice. Generally i find that the poorer, dark skinned Indians who live for the majority as peasants or poor in cities, are very beautiful. They all have amazing faces! theyre really pretty, and the richer light-skinned indians, who are mostly middle-class and have white collar jobs, are all ugly.
what is the ganges like? (serious question)
>>674207087
full of shit and corpses
>>674206961
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