Go /b/I really need a good laugh...
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Go /b/I really need a good laugh...
It's all fucking pointless
>>674191881
Spend a couple hundred on a plane ticket and fifty bucks on a taxi ride and jump. Faggot you're such a worthless fucking cunt.
Jet fuel melts steel
OP will surely deliver
>>674191881
Where da hood at?
>>674192001
/thread
She doesn't love you
>>674191881
read my diary...
I'm 12 years old and what is this
>>674191881
buy high, sell low
Niggers are hard workers
Hillary wins the presidency
>>674191881
niggers fucked yo wife
And then you die
you're a big guy
your best has passed
Post graduation career prospects.
>>674192081
OP here, fuck that's a scary story...
>>674192001
Underrated post
>>674191881
Wake up work sleep
Wait, don't fuck that!
when can i piss
help my knuckle's bleeding
its a fucking, cunt
really fucking loud noises
it might be stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I make big cums
>>674192100
That's 3 words retard, learn counting
>>674192222
this guy got quads
>>674192001
The year you were born and the year of 9/11.
For sale: ayyy lmao
Only you, failed yourself
going out for smokes
Bernia Sanders for president
Roody poo candy ass
Hilary wins the election
>>674191881
My neck, my back...
Let's go boys, smokes
We not dem boiz
>>674191881
We loved, she died
She's dead, I'm next
Your best isn't enough
>>674191881
Cat diapers for sale
>>674192300
nice dubs faggot
my life is incomplete, so my sentences can be as well....
>>674192302
Ohh the fucking irony
>>674191881
Nigga, fuck this shit.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
![Seymour+died+last+year+was+watching+this+episode+and+realised+if_e4b550_4824789[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kwk65uP.jpg "Seymour+died+last+year+was+watching+this+episode+and+realised+if_e4b550_4824789[1].jpg")
I'll wait for you
Tunnel closed; light out
Too illiterate, can't contribute.
Graduated with an arts degree...
How do i even
my life story todate
>>674192692
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL
nobody will remember you
>>674192774
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Refugee are welcomed here
>>674191881
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>674192794
NOT HEALLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>674191881
>I'm sorry, she's gone
>She loved to paint
>Does it ever end?/Does it get better?
>She was my everything
>Please... please come back
Also:
>...formerly the United States
>Good Kid, Maad City
>To Pimp a Butterfly
death awaits us all
I need femenism because
it wasn't a nightmare
>>674192222
Your quads went unnoticed
don't dead open inside
my family is gone
/b/ is my home
>>674192001
>2001
the 4chan random number generator has spoken.
>>674191881
they let refugees in
she had a dick
i can't write something sad in 4 words, I haven't been in my normal state of mind since some shit with me and this girl recently. but I can write something good in 4 words.
Donald Trump For President
>>674192990
daaaaaaymn. That was tight
>>674191881
>Donald Trump For President
>>674192991
rng gets last laugh
You'll never be normal
We are all here.
Giga nigga no quads
>>674191881
Tomorrow is not coming.
poop on my chest
It never came. Never.
Selling pram never used
>>674193042
fuk off lel
>>674193142
shit in my dick
I failed again
I'll improve myself tomorrow.
>>674191881
I'll never walk again
>>674193153
Dude.
Make America Great Again
>>674191881
Im a rebel
Anime tiddies aren't real
Feminism is a thing
>>674193042
Donald Trump for President IS the sad story you stupid redneck cunt
i regularly browse /b/
I'm sorry. It's cancer
>>674191881
Child's shoes for sale
It doesn't get better
>>674192358
That's not scary, what's scary is when you have to see her everyday, admiring everything about her, thinking of how beautiful she is in every angle of what she does and how hot she'd be in bed and keep your mouth shut bc it'd ruin her head canon that you two are just plutonic friends and will never see you as more than that
>>674193153
>>674192763
That's five. I see this is a true story, because if you graduated with anything that used math you'd know the difference between four and five
>>674191881
People only tolerate you
>>674191881
> driver was an alcohol
>>674193378
It's time for change, Anon.
The rule of the old establishment is over.
>>674193378
what makes you think i'm a stupid redneck cunt? the fact that I haven't "felt the bern" you can feel the "bern" of my scorching cock going down your throat while looking up at my pubes, perfectly shaven to represent the bald headed eagle.
My poor pupper, gone
>>674193500
dubs prove it
>>674192885
Can't wake up
>>674191881
Trump or Clinton.
>>674193487
Fucking kek
>>674193586
Cannot wake up?
david bowie is dead
>>674193515
You need to relax mate. Also kill yourself.
>>674193586
>>674193629
Can not wake up
>>674193586
>>674193629
>>674193665
I cannot wake
You'll never see again.
>>674191881
no one cares m8
>>674191881
Why didn't you stop?
>>674192208
>>674192340
>>674192535
>>674192705
>>674192846
>>674192919
>>674193056
>>674193146
>>674193260
>>674193430
Appreciated
>>674193233
Extra feeled for being meta
not tonight, got headache
>>674193446
>Ruin her head canon
Nice. Too bad they don't hire people to write excuses for a living
>>674192001
>2001
PogChamp
Anime was never real :(
i shouldnt love anymore
>>674193635
rite in teh felez
Who invited anon here?
>>674193697
SAVE MEE
>>674193950
shiiiiiit
>>674191881
She lied, cheated again.
your waifu is trash
>>674193976
from the nothing I've begun
>>674192186
More like,
Trump wins the presidency.
>>674193811
Dubs confirm
>>674192046
:'(
>>674191881
I owe back taxes
Dark Comedy Morning Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyCEo2PxPm4
>>674191881
the ride never ends
For sale: babby shoes
accidentally the whole thing.
You lost the game
i'm a nigger jew
I raised a feminist.
>>674194239
I cri ever tiem
You just got cucked
i killed them again
He almost got quads....
>>674192300
read my diary, fag
But who was phone?
You have been banned
>>674191881
You are to blame
>>674191881
I frequent this board
>>674191881
I am "name here"
Anita Sarkeesian is right.
>>674194128
Maybe I could be of service, friend?
>>674191881
OP has no life
>>674194619
Cenk isnt so bad...
How about cute?!?!?!?!
>>674191881
/b/ is all fags
same game repeating forever
>>674191881
Absolute nothingness for eternity
girl raped and mutilated
>>674194858
I didn't get caught.
Boston needs more bombings.
>>674191881
>ebola kills 1 billion
She said she's 18
>>674194780
>>674194849
what a coincidence
guess we'll have to 'wait' and see who was right, eh?
>>674191881
She'll never love you
I can wake up
>>674194997
I'd like to think that it's the former. This universe is so bizarre.
>>674194858
Sad story, not arousing
Shit, she wasn't 18?
>>674195111
Trips
give in. it's over
>>674192331
>>674191881
nigger nigger nigger anus
Better luck next time
>>674191881
The Saddest Story Ever
(Insert sad story here)
>>674191881
Putin bans all memes
>>674191881
>it never did happen
>>674195537
>more like
anus anus anus nigger
niggers tongue my anus
She took my child.
>>674191881
been here since 2006
They took our jobs!
even right is wrong
>>674196281
dey tik er jerbs!!!
woe to the vanquished
Daredevil was good movie.
>>674191881
Can't stump the Trump
Then you wake up
Selling baby shoes; unused
>>674191881
Can I die now?
My sun has set
>>674196800
oh fuck off hemmingway
>>674191881
she loves him instead
i wanted to live
My life right now
kajkdfjkd
>>674191881
Only 4 words? Damn...
>>674191881
sometimes yes means no
Mc Rib is back
Hillary will be president.
"I'm on Birth control "
>>674191881
you are here forever
>>674197118
No always means yes.
im voting for trump
Chillin' in Cedar Rapids
he stole my bike
>>674191881
I never found another...
i miss my mom
We're out of weed!
dog died saving baby
one day she dies...
- and i cannot do anything to stop it..
>>674191881
Niggers tongue my anus
>>674191881
Donald Trump elected president.
Where Is My Dildo?
>>674191881
Christian God is real
>>674191881
I'll wait for you.
>>674196920
3muchfeelz5me
I'll suck your dick
Your born...you die
>>674193283
liberals are the majority
i'm married with children
/thread
poo im a loo
>>674198876
You're*
>>674191881
>nigga stole my bike
Life could be better.
>>674191881
I really did try.
i dont deserve quints
>>674191881
“Are you a storyteller, Thomas Covenant?"
Absently he replied, "I was, once."
"And you gave it up? Ah, that is as sad a tale in three words as any you might have told me. But a life without a tale is like a sea without salt. How do you live?"
... Unconsciously, he clenched his fist over his ring. "I live."
"Another?" Foamfollower returned. "In two words, a story sadder than the first. Say no more -- with one word you will make me weep.”
― Stephen R. Donaldson
Follow the train, CJ
>>674200276
no tv no beer
>>674200395
make homer something something.......
Accidentally the whole fleshlight.
nigger tounge my anus..
PLEBS
paper cut on dick
The steak was ruined.
Trump.
The fucking end.
Is this really it?
feminists given full control
>>674192705
Dude...
None knew my pain
>>674191881
This is no better
Seeking love, finding pain
>>674191881
Your voice never fades.
>>674191881
deus will not vult
>>674201169
TOP KEK
>>674191881
I cri evry tym
>>674191881
Hitler did nothing wrong
OMG! Its a snip.......
>>674191881
That's not a woman
Got that puss stank
>>674193153
Underrated as fuck.
>>674193697
I'm really tired
>>674201633
>omg it's a snip
That's seven words your illiterate arsehole
>>674191881
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>674191881
YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!
saddest words your little anon ass going to ever hear..
>>674191881
It's not on netflix
Then there were none.
Just to rattle off a few
Unfortunately it didn't work
Had it ever worked?
Do not wake up
You are safe there
You have forgotten happiness
When did you forget?
How have you been?
A sad question indeed
I know it's cheating a little bit but I think it works better in pairs
he said it best, pic related!
>>674193487
my dad completely road
Who will remember you?
>>674191881
Failure breeds stressful success
>>674191881
Guess what? I'm pregnant.
>>674191881
accidentally killed my puppy ?
>>674202812
pretentious
Jet fuel melts steel
we are all niggers
Children's shoes, never worn
>>674191881
your dad's a republican
I miss her smile
>>674191881
Selling pristine baby shoes.
I am on 4chan.
sexually stimulated by fish
it will never change
>>674193153
fuck..
dont have dank maymay's
my dick won't harden
>>674203211
Stole my mufuckin line
>>674191881
Suicide is too hard.
>>674192991
holy shit
Check my singles
granny won't stay dead
I like to meme
Died way too young
>>674191881
"Selling unused baby shoes"
i miss my mom
>>674191881
"You'll never walk again"
>>674191881
"Three months to live"
shouldve wrote a book
my dog is stiff
>>674191881
i browse 4chan regulary
>>674192222
checked
>>674191881
"I'll quit drinking tomorrow"
Is it in yet?
i ate my foot
You will die eventually
>>674191881
I was in love.
>>674191881
"You're dead to me"
dad quit touching me
/b/ is taken down.
yoga makes me fart
Wedding ring for sale.
>>674191881
"World I've had enough"
I wet my dreams
My Dick Died, Dude
>>674191881
Everybody gets used, somehow.
Niggers are gonna nig
>>674203604
On the pedo infested site 4chan, that's a happy story
hot sauce in crotch
your parents hate you
they discontinued taco bell
my cats ran away
internet is down forever
all out of pizza
>>674201475
Sandniggers on your door
