>REKT THREAD. Vol 4214 No gore only top tier rekt.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>REKT THREAD. Vol 4214
No gore only top tier rekt.
>>674189331
hope the prof got sued the fuck out
>>REKT THREAD
>No gore only top tier rekt.
Fuck off
Holy shit
>>674189331
who's fault?
>>674190943
Then go make your own gore thread, bowl nosed faggot
>>674189331
>rekt thread
>no gore
>>674191294
Yolo
>>674189331
Dat slo mo bro woah
Shoulda killed myself then.
>>674189331
i actually heard from a friend that had this teacher. dude on the floor is the teacher, the dude with the axe is some kind of principal.
the teacher never got too much. friend said he walked funny for a few weeks but fully recovered
>>674191294
why did't either of them stop?
Is there info on who got convicted?
>>674191294
notice the speedcount on the bottom?
The driver is way to fast and trys to speed up to avoid the pedastrians
>>674191623
fuck you bitch, his genitals is rekt as hell.
>>674192907
wow that's kinda unbelievable, where was this school btw?
>>674191294
The parent's fault. They produced a child.
>>674191294
60 on a 40. that dude is fucked
>>674192615
Clay layin the law
>>674191623
you just wanted a reason to throw up your gay gif from silicon valley, a mediocre show. contribute or fuck right off
>>674191623
Silicon valley Season 1. I don't remember the Episode. A great comedy Show.
The boy gets slapped draws dicks and pussies on this dude's wall.
>>674193365
twisted thoughts that spin round my head, I'm spinning
I'm spinning, how quick the sun can drop away
>>674191294
everyone fucked up.
>parents were jaywalking
>driver was too fast
>father doesn't stop, goes faster
>driver doesn't stop, goes faster
>>674193880
>>674193508
It seems like he speeds up in order to avoid the guy. He just thought the dad would stop and not try to outrun a car
>>674193928
gotta go fast u kno
>>674191294
where was this?
Looks like central europe
>>674193365
>beyblade.webm
Agreed. They both picked up the pace thinking they could outrun each other. It's a shame morons like this walk out physically unscathed while those kids paid a price that can't be undone
>>674191294
Have you ever had an amber light sneak up on you? Slamming the brakes would leave you in the middle of the interesction, so the only option is to speed past
That instinct kicked in for the driver as he didn't have the time/distance to stop, especially since the dad kept going towards his oncoming direction - he tried to get passed them before he could hit them
Unfortunately he's going to get the shit end of the stick, I feel sorry for him
>>674194560
>>674194560
That's fucking hot
>>674193365
https://www.google.nl/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DPGNiXGX2nLU&ved=0ahUKEwj8n7Pk5cTLAhUrOJoKHUz9AJYQyCkIIDAA&usg=AFQjCNHv6Nm_SBrE4coq5drELLmYDix-rQ
>>674194560
Get some rekt on
>>674195881
fuck, this is the best one of these I've ever seen
>>674195975
Serieus xD
You may like this one
>>674191294
first time i realize that there are 3 children and a puppet?
>>674194560
Gay as fuck.. Still more alpha then the rest lmao
>>674196069
Tell what happened please.
>>674197147
Are you fucking retarded? It's blatantly obvious dumb ass.
>>674197209
You sick bastard
>>674197147
>Man Pulled Into Paper Machine And Killed In An Instant
http://www.kaotic.com/video/NV6jhzvF_2016404230550_t
>>674196069
rofl what the hell is this machine that rekt this man
>>674197290
kek file name
>>674196069
Look, dont put your hands further than this or the machine will
>>674197290
tf just happened?
is all that debris from the building? or did he hit a giant fire extinguisher or some shit?
>>674197209
this is too far
>>674197844
Giant extinquisher...... are you kidding me
RIP
>>674196988
If it was on tosh.0 than its not worth posting
>>674197937
idk what's inside of fire extinguishers.
looks like that shit in high abundance.
>giant fire extinguisher
>>674197844
Nerve gas
>>674198122
>10 minutes
kill me
>>674197290
that filename my fucking sides are not in this universe mane
>>674197844
>>674198113
found sauce.
was flour lol
>>674197147
>Tell what happened please.
Me pappy always told me to stay the fuck away from rotating machinery.
>>674198174
Not cool man
>>674191294
i want the story
>>674198174
tha hell is that?
>>674197570
That's a paper machine
>>674199366
yes
>>674198016
Haha you fucking baby
>>674198174
What am I seeing
>>674191294
lol americans are idiots
>>674199478
from $500 porn to a $2500 fetish shot
>>674196069
I work with these machines. Those guys must be special kind of stupid.
>>674197592
kek
>>674199717
The fucking luck
>>674199585
Source?
>>674198174
If this was YLYL I would've lost really hard.
>>674199936
I worked at a paper factory, where they make newspaper 'paper' . if it happened there he would have been spreaded over 50,000 newspapers.
>>674199118
poor donkey :c
>>674200208
Straight into the womb
>>674200209
Holy fuck, is she still playing?
>>674200113
we make glossy paper, so you could just wash him off I guess
>>674199585
Kek
>>674199118
Kek
>>674200411
Someone got rekt where I worked, when they were changing(repairing) the rubber coated rolls for transfering the paper. it was put on two wooden plates, it started rolling someone had the idea to stop it with his foot. but too bad these (pressure steam) rolls weigh 15 tons.
no footage that would have been 4chan food
>>674200584
you can here the bud spencer punching sounds
>>674199478
jesus its just cum
>>674199585
really gonna want a the sauce on this one
>>674189331
Ouch!!
>>674200422
That thing looks like my sack if I squeeze it too hard
>>674200710
I know
>>674191294
Is babby ok?
>>674200422
oh god the way she smiles and nods after the cough this one fucking hurts why
>>674200422
That's fucked up
>>674198122
This is how my gf is and it drives me fucking insane. I sometimes have to get out and do it myself.
>>674189331
Top tier indeed. Oh boy
>>674200101
>>674200789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>674198174
kek'd
>>674199585
SAVAGE
>>674197062
annnnd that's why you only do that at a reasonable speed when traffics at dead stop so you can make it to the front of the light.
>>674200584
Jon Tron? I didn't know you could fight, buddy
>>674191294
Am i the only one that noticed the driver checked the front of his car before he checked on the kid?
>>674200481
>>674200584
Moar
>>674200637
That stuff happens a lot. My boss is covered in scars from falling into the machinery when he was young.
Another guy lost his leg.
My grandpa once pulld someone out of the dissolver. Guy was burnt as fuck but survived.
>>674200584
Damn that fat kid can fight
>>674197062
I love when shit like this happens.
>>674199585
do they fuck?
>>674199585
no mater what niggers doing they always failing.
Most of african countries/tribes are older than some countries(like usa) and they still in deep shit just like before. This is why niggers never gonna get anything.
>>674194907
He could have hit the breaks easily. I go from 50 to 0 all the time if the light turns red at the last moment. Takes like half the distance he had between himself and the pedestrians when he first saw them.
Speeding UP is literally the second dumbest thing you can do.
Steering a fucking INTERCEPT COURSE is the dumbest
>>674191623
Make a gore thread for you faggot ass to fap to. rekt is poetry in motion. Gore is just the shit a butcher sees every fucking day. We're better than butchers are we not? Well not you faggot, fap to your rib meat porn nigger. I want to see some poetry.
>>674200209
Pent-up lesbian aggression.
>>674200956
Thank you kind anon. Am on mobile so no pic
>>674200837
normie faggot get out
>>674200956
sugoi kawaii desune
>>674201384
>USA is trillions of dollars in debt
Yeah, u.s. is doing great
>>674199653
Bubble blowing machine. Infant bubbles being slaughtered.
>>674189594
Got fired.
Stupid kid moved the block at the last second though.
>>674200101
it's a documentary called empire of dust.
it's about a chinese company who go to congo to build a road to connect a remote town to a big city, the chinese do this so that they have access to goldmines or quarrys or some shit, I heard they'd already invested like a billion dollars into the project but would still make insane profit.
The black guy here is the translator for the asians because the chinese guys employ local congolese villagers, tension rises as some of the villagers start losing equipment, do half assed jobs and are just all around too laid back while the asians are like really demanding etc.
It's unfortunate for the translator who's stuck in the middle of trying to stay nice and friendly to the congolese, while still trying to translate the asian guys message which is usually abusive and demanding. Most days he usually eats by himself as though he's looked down upon at both groups.
A funny look at the clash of work cultures between chinese and african.
>>674201444
he must be pissed
>>674201444
>>674201477
>>674201488
>>674201499
Trips, Dubs, Dubs, and Dubs.
>>674199366
me too
>>674200350
its not just her, a lot of women playing soccer are super aggressive, because their daddies always wanted them to be a booooyyy
>>674201334
They always wondered why I wore 'dangerous' loose boots instead of firmly laced ones. until I got it stuck so I could slip my foot out. No questions were asked, and everyone started to wear those 'unlaced' workboots
>>674200710
Probably hit the back of her throat causing a gag reflex
>>674199585
this is a proper reckt
>>674201742
There are players worse then her? She isn't even hiding those punches
>>674193928
>jaywalking
>crossing the road
fucking americans
>>674193365
>Hey... uh... train? Train? You wanna stop? You wanna s... stop?...
>No? oh... ok...
>>674200460
That fucking filename!
>>674199503
Bubble machine.
>>674201744
This is really valuable info, thanks!
>>674196069
Explain
>>674198174
Spawnkill
lost my shit
>>674200422
What the fuck... Is her heart somehow outta place? What is going on....
>>674200481
That's why you take your vibes out before you fight!
>>674202055
>>674202055
Medical condition where an organ grows outside of the rib cage.
>>674201906
>>674199712
Samefag.
>>674193928
>kids are dead
>driver is locked up forever
>Neither idiot reprocudes
everyone wins
>>674201895
i dont know all of them i´ve just seen a few games, but then i decided that im not interested in 11vs11 MMA Cage Matches of 90 minutes runtime
>>674202179
Only 1 kid died though
>>674197062
JUSTICE
>>674198174
That should be on adult swim
>>674200481
you have to be special kind of stupid to hit someones head on the concrete like that for a bullshit fight. Either just kill them directly of break ribs/arms/legs. But that kind of shit might just turn that woman into a suffering potato for the rest of her life
Wait you said no gore right?
>>674191294
the parent's fault, they could've stopped easier and should've done that, the driver could try to brake too but evading is much better when u have so much space and you dont know if there were cars behind him that could've crashed into him if he brakes
>>674201049
Winner
>>674202231
Well I don't know the story. It's just the outcome I'd hope for.
>>674202128
Holy fuck, that must be tough to live like that. Is it possible for it to be placed right in surgery?
No gore for sure?
Definitely no gore then?
Ok then I guess I won't post any of my gore in the rekt thread
>>674200226
that's the beyond section found at bed bath and beyond
I'll just continue not posting the gore that you definitely don't want in your rekt thread
>>674202421
post things with a lot more blood please
>>674202505
I can't he doesn't want any gore in his rekt thread
>>674202372
>>674202421
>>674202458
well gore is like ... the aftermath ... nothing spectacular ... like a woman flashing her tits for attention
>>674202501
shit like this is lame, it's basically like ground beef at this point. Post people bleeding out or something not just meat
I mean it seems a little contradictory to ask for a rekt thread and then request that no one post gore but...hey it's your thread, who am I to judge?
>>674202305
>not knowing the difference between a rekt and a gore thread
>posts lame "shocker" jpgs instead of glorious gifs or webm's
Do you post sissy pics in porn threads too?
Gore pictures are just boring af. Rekt gifs/webm, that's the shit m8
>>674191294
So, I have a webm of this accident done up to look like the kid in breakdancing, but said webm, that I saved from this exact site, can't be posted, because, and I quote: "Audio streams are not allowed"
>what
>>674201518
>>674202569
>>674202586
Yeah you guys are right. This is just lame and like the aftermath of ground beef or whatever.
>>674202372
>>674202421
>>674202458
Ehhh. Seeing how they got that way is a lot more exciting than the aftermath.
>>674201760
>Probably hit the back of her throat causing a gag reflex
Well, thanks captain obvious, I think nobody here figured out..
>>674202231
post the story then, faggot
>>674189331
i'm annoyed cut out the reactions
>>674202724
I saw it posted on another rekt thread. Sadly i didn't save the link.
>>674199974
and he is just fine what the fuck
>>674202055
i think what's protruding from her chest is her lungs, not her heart.
>>674202652
Is there another body on the ground behind this dude? I'm really curious about the story here.
>lol
>>674200481
she recovered?
>>674199376
My favorite bmx trick: half cab to wino.
>>674200288
liver shot. Deadly.
>>674202873
Stop posting your shitty pngs faggot. Get some real shit. Gifs and webms
>>674202055
i think its the lung that like outside of the rib cage i dont fucking know man
>>674202300
>>674196069
I love the tiny half second delays when the machine needs to break his skull and then his ribcage in order to allow for him to slip through
>>674193212
>>674193212
>>674193212
this anon is 100% correct
>>674202944
Is that like what they post in /gif/?
>>674200460
I used to watch this kind of webm but now I had a baby, it fucking hurts me to see this.
I became a faggot.
>>674202652
Did he die?
>>674202768
FUCK that's a nice titty, I'd suck the shit out of it
>mfw
>>674193928
except the only person using dangerous equipment is the driver of the car.
GUILTY
>>674191294
slavic driver
he even squats at the end
did someone say rekt thread?
>>674202732
>>674202925
Context? Car filled with gas?
>>674200460
>saw the webm
>read the filename
>>674199478
Did she eat a big ass bowl of minestrone before the scene? Jesus, I thought porn chicks survived off cocaine and Virginia Slims
>>674197844
Nerve gas, clearly nerve gas
>>674203027
How would i know faggot? I dont go on /gif/. If youre gonna make a gore thread give us good shit
>>674200460
My sides are string theory
gore PICTURES are so fukken boring m8. Rekt gifs/webm, that's the shit man
>>674199376
Nazi punk fuck off!!
>>674203170
Yep, the nignogs were getting high off of it.
Idiot tried to light a cig, in a car filled with flammable gas.
>>674195881
>ibelieveicanfly.webm
>>674189331
>>674189331
americunts the prof and the guy who's taking the blow are both a special kind of retard.
>>674198174
kektus
>>674197062
I seriously wonder if these kind of people have some sort of tumor in the primal regions of their brain that control survival...
>>674202732
Is that satire or a genuine pro-Trump event?
I can't tell anymore
>>674198174
>rekt
i'd say those bubbles are pretty rekt no?
>>674203339
This pleases me
>>674202732
source
>>674202693
>this exact site
It's shit.
endchan has 350 MB upper limit, with audio. This cesspool is restricted to 3 MB, 120 secs, no audio because >dont want spoopy webms
Here's the ylyl video though. http://tinypic.com/r/2lnk5zs/9
>>674203321
tumblerina fuck off!
>>674195881
What a moron.
>>674202732
topkek
>>674200422
Fuck that made me sad... hernias are so fucking bad man
A classic.
>>674193212
How is 60k/h too fast? That's normal back streets speed limit. Residential is 50k. He only speeds up when he tries to go around the jaywalking pedestrians.
>>674200208
Is it normal to have a boner right now?
>>674203517
That explains most of it, but how did someone else post it?
I mean, it had sound when it was posted here, before I got it?
Why can't I post the exact same file?
File name?
>>674200584
sad thing about a fight. the one who wins is the one who fights with less integrity
>>674200979
"AHAHAHAH....oh..my dicki is hard"
>>674200481
Oh shit nigger
>>674200481
Here's another one
>>674195881
classic shit
>>674199717
Lest we forget the thousand Mexican lives lost that day
>>674203517
and that's the exact clip, thank you for finding it.
>>674202857
i think the other guy tried (stupidly) to catch him
>>674197062
Where do I find more like this?
Get rekt is not necessary
>>674203591
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>674197209
that is so cute , my heart melts. Also i have a mustache
>>674200424
things like this only ever happen to niggers and chinks
>>674199585
To be fair, we keep just giving them shit. We aren't teaching them anything, we're just like "Here, have our technology. Our old people can't figure out how to work a flip phone but you'll be fine."
>>674201049
He probably just had time to say "Fuck, that was close..."
>>674200424
made me snort
>>674198174
supremekecktus
>>674200874
this guy
>>674203704
No problem.
If I remember correctly, joot enabled audio at one point, then the fanbase on /b/ was retarded and said they get scared by scarejump webms. So they went back to soundless, and hiroshima raised the limit to 3 I guess, I don't know.
My memory's not what it once was.
>>674203704
Other boards still have sound though.
>>674197062
Doesn't feel like GTA, anymore, does it?
>>674202857
I have the impression that the jumping fag went directly into the head of a land fag
>>674203999
ohmagad checked
>>674196069
this is so fuckin brutal
>>674203681
look at the 40-sign in the beginning of the recording.
>>674202768
Al least I have the other half for the dinner.
>>674203020
Reminded me on those slaves from stronghold crusader that put things on fire lmao
>>674202463
Made me kek
>>674203932
goddamnit, its just like the IS is lurking on /b/ for their ideas...
>>674203020
You have to give credit to those goatfuckers for knowing how to put a real riot
>>674191412
Lul
>>674204180
Must have been chewing Gushers.
>>674200515
How the fuck can that be considered a "non-lethal" weapon?
>>674198016
Who the fuck watches tosh.0
>>674203711
seized by desire
>>674203525
Just kidding, i hate niggers and that fag Biafra
>>674203780
Ah, you know it's summer when the girls start showing their belly buttons...
>>674204005
>>674204030
Hm... I guess that must be it, but it was definitely /b/, and definitely not long ago.
Also, I'm sad that a punch of little pussy faggot bitches who chose to open webms bitched and cried loud enough to take that away from us.
Bunch of candy-ass roody poos.
>>674204305
I'd say this enhances your viewing experience, sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
>to many keks!
>>674203723
you sir are a fucking faggot.
>>674202925
oh no wildturtle
>>674203318
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Oh fuck that was funny.
>>674204394
Fucking lib dicks, could you be anymore of a pussy?
>>674199118
top tier for sure
>>674203759
These are gold. I was like, "is she gonna convulse?!" and she did
>>674203723
>Has less morals if he wins a fight
Go take your ninja sword and fedora back to the basement
>>674198174
ilusionbreaker.wembe
>>674204569
sauce?
>>674203759
Can some one explain the shaking?
>>674204655
No fucking shit. The filename is literally "Seizure".
Anakin! You were the chosen one!
>>674204852
science could
>>674200209
i dont beat a woman, but id totally take the opportunity to slap the sense into her
>>674203780
Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>674203170
don't use a lighter when you're hotboxing. smoke is surprising flammable. you can even reignite a candle from its smoke
>>674204824
Together with the wolf girl
>>674203242
Wtf is this? Looks like a movie.
>>674204824
Not him but search up Liru game or Seismic Liru
>>674204994
dude is like "what's this thing hanging off my head... oh yeah, it's my face"
>>674202634
Zzzz
>>674204994
Go Gore
>>674202300
Plus no murder Jail
>>674202463
Underrated post
>>674203780
Holy fucking shit, she looks hungry.
>>674205405
Too much strawberry pie.
>>674205326
Did I win?
