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Ask a succubus anything
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A supposed demon that can't even get quads. You have no power here.

/thread
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You're just a tulpa. Like me. Come to terms with your existence and stop lying to yourself.
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>>673998381
no i trick gullible little boys into contracts with me and then use them as slaves.
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>>673997797
nice your a furry too
let me get your tumblr
i have good oc
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>>673998531
succubi only feed on sexually mature individuals, nice try faggot
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>>673997797
Wanna fuck?

Also, check em!
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what's it like being on the spectrum?
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>>673997797
suck my benis
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>>673997797
Whats a succubus
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>>673998722
yes but all men are little boys on the inside, they'l do anything just to feel my tongue wrapped around them.
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>>673997797
can a boy be a succubus?
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>>673999038
pretty nice, i float around and do as i please.
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>>673999590
No, those are called succuboys.
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>>673999368
your mother
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>>673999590
yep. Called an incubus
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>>673999711
I had 3 fathers though
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>>673999590
Thats an incubus but i can turn a straight male into a cum loving metaphorical succubus.
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Will you have sex with me?
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sharpie in the pooper
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>>673997797
Did you get kicked off /x/ so you gotta do your shitty roleplay here?
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>>673999368
A being of pure energy, i walk the world invisible searching for a proper mate.
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>>673999590
>>673999685
>>673999770
>>673999836

That's not what I asked, I want to become a succubus. If you don't let me become a succubus you're limiting me as a human.
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Prove it.
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>>674000093
Proooooooove
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>>673999864
only a select few can be with me, however if you really want a succubus do visit you, ask for one and meditate she will appear in your dreams if you're lucky enough. and maybe then manifest if she likes you enough.
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>>673999482
Id have to disagree, not all men, asexuals such as myself wont be tempted by desires we dont have
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Love you, come my way baby 666
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>>674000037
you cant, becoming an ethereal being is out of your reach. count yourself lucky if any supernatural being shows itself to you.
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How many weeds have you smoked to come to this conclusion?
That you are a succubus?
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>>673999685
Aren't they incubus?
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>>674000339
then i have no interest in you.
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Succubus?
More like s u c c m e b i t c h
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>>674000037
go back to /x/
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>>674000397
you wouldnt be able to handle me. im already driving my current pet insane. id break you in so many ways you're mind would be nothing but soup.
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>>674000284
I just want sex and this seems like the easiest/cheapest way
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>>674000829
I'd make a tasty consomme
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>>673997797
Do you guys fuck in groups? I was fucked by three ghosts or invisible people and one of them had a penis.
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>>674001042
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>>674000284
Oh bullshit too, I've stared at porn and 'thought" about them for several years and not once have they turned real, no matter how much I've imagined it, and all my wet dreams involve giant homosexual squirrels
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tits or gtfo
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>>674000886
then do as i said. ask for one and meditate and she will come. work on your third eye it's a gateway i can tell you how if you wish.
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>>674001526
How do I do that
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>>674001042
yes we have demonic orgys all the time, the best is the fact that i can bring fictional characters to life just to fuck. ever want to fuck an anime girl? that's easy to me.
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>>673997797

if you truly exist come appear to me and fuck me
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>>674001526
>>674001640
Also what are the possible negative sideffects
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If you are real, make my laptop hover for 1 second
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Ayy come on bitch. Nothing to lose i dont care. I dont really believe in all this supernatural crap anyway. So try me bitch, not like this shit is real anyway. Your probably some fucking neckbeard getting his lulz after getting banned from /x/
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>>674001640
i dont normally share this information but today is a special occasion. Take a pen,pencil, knife, something sharp and put the sharp end right between your eyes and above your nose. you will feel pins and needles this is your third eye, meditate on that feeling and you will become more sensitive to your surroundings.
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>>673997797

Prepare to gave your soul annihilated
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I'M CoMiNg. AnD NoT In a sExUaL WaY, but iN A PiSsed oFf sOrT Of wAy.
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>>674000153
Mmm. EMD 16 Cylinder. Good power plant. I love big MAN ship engines.

This shitty thread is now a big engine thread. Post diesels.
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Holy shit my laptop hovered! Wat do now?
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well for one,
HAVING A FUCKING DEMON AROUND YOU

why would someone even consider summoning a demon. That's just asking for trouble.
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>>674001935
Only thing bigger than this cylinder is OPs gaping faggy asshole
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>>673997797
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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>>674001906
Ok thank you. Before I do that can you provr to me you are real by making my hunting knife move?
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>>674002141
oops i forgot to quote >>674001697
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>>674001916
>Prepare to gave your soul
>Prepare to gave
>to gave
never change /b/, never change.
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>>674001497
You've got problems anon I don't thin /b/ is good for you anymore
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>>674002184
Kek I like you anon
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>>674001697
i'l drag you though hell and destroy your mind, it pleases me. i can manipulate my slaves body in anyway, i can possess them make them feel pain. i can inflict whatever harm i want and nothing will be done to the body so i can torture you as long as i wish. this extends to your senses as well, i can make you hear things, feel things taste things and i can make it very unpleasant. the other day i made my pet sick all day because he annoyed me. i can also fuck you like nobody else on the planet has the ability to.
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>>674002512
Can you make my penis 12 inches?
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>>674002184
Wärtsilla makes some impressive powerplants, this is the RT-flex96c . Only thing bigger than this load is the one OPs dad pumps up his colon
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>>674002141
because of the pleasure i offer, no man can resist their greatest desires.
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POST YOUR UNHOLY TITS
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>>674002772
Yeah, this!
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>>674002512
How does one get rid of you?
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>>674001681
Another question, do I get some sort of energy or power from being fucked by three of you at once? I didn't summon or any other bullshit, I was going to bed when I got raped until the last one was done.
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>>674002512
Shit, I didn't think my gf knew anything about computers
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>>674002617
i can make you believe your penis is bigger than it actually is, i actually have a lot of fun with that. the look of embarrassment on their face when they realize they have a tiny cock makes me wet.
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>>674002753
I find this sad. Someone would damn themselves just so that they can blow their loads, cause they can't go out and find an actual girl.
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>>673997797
Answer my question you filthy shithead faggot
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>>674002410
Mmm, those look like CAT heads. MTU? Those puppies can develop some serious thrust, like the huge black cocks that bruise the back of OPs throat
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>>673997797
you want to make a contract?
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>>674002851
you dont, once you sign a contract with me you're mine until im done with you.
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>>674002965
Isn't that the same as fapping?
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Question. Why the fuck would a supposed succubus come to the asshole of the internet to talk to a bunch of faggots anyway?
Another question, why am i even bothering to type this?
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Just come to me and fuck me ok
Then we go our speeate ways. You go back to wherever havinng the satisfaction of revokingg my virginity. I go back to sleep
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>>674002512
Can you end my sexual obsession with extremely large diesel engines?
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>>674003115
Clearly it's because you're a faggot.
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>>674002965
what i offer cant be replicated by another girl. il give you what you want most no matter how weird or impossible it may be.
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>>674003228
Why would you want to

Also DDA40X two 16-645's

Loodle loodle loodle
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>>674003115
Probably to get some souls or whatever succubi take. I just hope it doesn't mind fucking weirdos, weebs, and shut-ins
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>>674003228
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>>674003290
Arent we all here on 4chins
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>>674003104
Fapping doesn't involve summoning hellish abominations. Not usually, at least.
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Let's get to the heart of the matter, this thread is all about cranking shafts anyhow, like that time OP had to give handjobs to all of his uncle's friends under the poker table
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>>674003115
because my pet asked my too he finds it interesting.
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>>674003472
OMG, I just jizzed
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>>674003345
Either way, can't you only provide sexual gratification, no matter how creative you get?
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>>674002512
Would you fuck me then let me go with out any bad sideffects?
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are you happy?
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>>674003833
Listening to your pet? Doesn't seem very like a sex demon who controls men.
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>>673998056
Can't /thread your own post.
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>>674003738
im not an abomination. im really the most beautiful women you could hope to be with. im not a monster i just want my boys to be completely submissive.
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>>674003345
So if succubuses are real, one must presume that angels are too.

Ever met one? What's the field like?
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>>674003860
Notice the dime for scale
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>>674004012
I need to watch this movie.
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>>674003792
This guy is awesome, I hope he comes around more often.
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Props to OP for this awesome engine thread
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>>674002512
that sounds about right. i did a summon thing once and this intense energy came to me and stayed with me basically doing all that and more until i was completely drained of semen and sanity then left without a trace.

666/10 would go back to the mental hospital to get spirit poon
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>>674004065
you're right, i dont normally do this sort of thing but as i said before today is a special occasion.
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What is the tatoo of, on my left hand?
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>>674004095
I will be. I just want to loose my virginity.
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>>674000339
>asexuals
Loving Every Laugh
What a fancy word for low-test faggot.
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>>674003888
no, i dont do one night stands, once you let me in il never leave until im done with you.
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>>674003833
Well another question i guess, how is hell? Ive always wanted to go surfing on the lakes of fire. Can i meet hitler? It sounds interesting there
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>>674004012
That's a good question, are you. There's supposed to be this thing that though demons can do nearly anything their lives are really empty, but I can't help thinking that's just propaganda
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>>674004331
Can you answer
>>674002916
Please? I gotta know. Also do you guys just pick people at random?
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>>674003877
gratification also comes from being completely submissive. il dominate you so that you dont have to worry about a thing and put your mind at ease.
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>>674004544
When you are done with me, what does that mean
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>>673997797
Can you make me ejaculate my whole skeleton out of my body like some mortal kombat shit or are you some weak ass bull-dyke
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what's life with you like?
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For your information, OP, here's a gif of the four stages of a two stroke engine like you see in your thread. You're already familiar with the four actions of a two-stroke cycle: Suck, Squeeze, Bang and Blow
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>>674004765
>>674004095
Your body may be a beauty, but is your soul?
The form you appear to others in. Is that your true form?

And as for the submissiveness, that's still sexual. Do your abilities extend beyond sex acts and illusion?
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>>674004692
Of course he can't answer, he's too busy jerking off in trap threads
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>>674004765
Are you scared to answer? Or are you full of shit?>>674004103
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>>674004765
Wow no worries and mind at ease? Sounds pretty fucking nice honestly. Is there a sign up sheet or a waiting list?
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>>674004635
It's true, i can do anything i want. i could be on heroin for the rest of eternity if i wanted to. but after simply being for so long the only thing that interests me is dominating men. happiness doesnt exist to me neither does sorrow.
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>>674000675
Show up already cunt.
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thread needs more succubus pics. OP. do you feed off life energy of your pets like Bo does inn the Lost Girl series?
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>>674004888
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>>674005267
A real succubus
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Bump
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>>674005144
i once talked to something that claimed to be an angel.

it was like talking to any obsessive christfag where their whole life and everything they do revolves around god. before you ask "then what's god?" i'll just say that it basically told be that the universe and everything in it is like a super organism and that is god.

it's presence felt kind of powerful but without any reason or will to use its power? difficult to describe.
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I'm gonna be right back, gonna go get something for this heresy.
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>>674004692
it's out of the question. i'd never let my pet become more than human. as for picking randomly i dont. i pick whoever asks and is sensitive enough to their surroundings. however i have used my powers for my pet, i once played a star wars parady on TV for him, my creation. i also have conjured a small bit of grape ape and khalifa kush on his birthday, just a few roaches but it was enough.
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>>674005647
So when I ran over a squirrel the other day, I was running over god?
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>>674005221
Exactly no call no show tsk tsk
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>>674005647
Do you have a mission, a purpose, besides doing whatever the fuck you want?
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Vade retro Satana! Nunquam suade mihi vana! Sunt mala quae libas. Ipse venena bibas!
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>>673997797
what the fuck is going on?
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>>674006025
Do neets normally have a purpose?
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>>674006025
i'm not op
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op, how many marijuanas do i have to inject to be as high as you

pls respond asap i want to envision myself as the lich king from WoW
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>>674006139
This nigga claiming to be a succubus got me jerking off to lady fyre like the good Ol' days.
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>>674005144
im trying to answer all your questions it's taking me time. im very deliberate with what i say. and as for angels, i cant say. im only willing to share information about myself and other succubi.
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>>674006078
Always think /b/ cant any more fucked up then someone tops it
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>>674005889
You give your slave so much. Dude has it made. He gets free sex, free weed, custom porn, and gets to make you post on 4chan. What a legend
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Deus Vult
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>>674006326
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>>674005165
i already answered how to summon a succubus.
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>>674006213
Oh, how come you came across an angel then?
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>>674006413
Damn
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>>674006315
Why? Is there a code?
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>>674005135
Damn, thats a real shame. I would've liked to have known.maybe I could fly or some shit. That'd be rad.
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If you're real, then go fuck off to the deepest reaches of autism you came from. If you're lying, well, second verse same as the first.
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>>673997797
>>673999999
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how can i summon santana?
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>>673998531

how does someone kill you or break their contract
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>>673997797
how often do you have sex with the slavemen that you own?
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I heard there was heresy about.
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>>674006315
So what do I need to do to get you specifically in my room, like in the next 5 minutes
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Most importantly. TITS or GTFO
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>>674006364
oh no i rarely act nice to him, how would you like to be stabbed repeatedly pain searing all over your body until you cant move. that's a day for him if he doesn't do as i ask.
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Leaving this here. Y'all muthafuckas need Jesus.
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>>674005889
I don't get powers? Damn, that sucks. Not even levitation or pyrokinesis? That's real lame.
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>>674006265
op pls respond my question is of the utmost importance
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>>674006924
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>>674006863
>>674006751
Nice. Got any more?
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>>674007049
You hardly ever see cone tits anymore, a real shame.
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>>674007073
I'm posting it you tard
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>>674006078
Your others are nice but this is too obviously fake
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Are incubi as powerful as you, or is it really true that women can't be totally controlled by their genitalia like men?
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>>674006565
it's a slippery slope, i could tell you that angels exist but then it brings god into question. i dont even tell my pet anything why should i tell you?
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>>674006842
What things do you ask of him? He seems to have it good imo
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OP is actually fat white chick with glasses
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>>674007199
Kek sorry, I just jumped in on the thread.
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>>674007138
It certainly is
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>>674006486
by accident actually. i was trying to contact something else while i was meditating and "he" showed up instead. i didn't see him in my mind's eye and any way i try to describe how it felt is not going to make any sense but it feels like you have another soul inside you, there's a complete sentient consciousness in your mind and body that's not your own. it's both exhilarating and terrifying.

he showed up because he was scared that i was doing some thing wrong and something bad was going to show up. he would not leave for a very long time and when i went to leave my room he forced me, controlled my body, back to sit on my bed.
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>>674007318
If succubi look like that i want in damn it
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>>674007420
fake too

>2016
>never seen a real corpse
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>>674007334
S'ok
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>>674007420
I've never been happier about being wrong.
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>>674006662
you cant. once it's signed im attached to you and there's no way to get rid of me. im calm most of the time but my pet says i flare up like herpes when i decide i want to fuck with him, i always found that amusing,
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>>674007334
Do you really get your scrap razor teeth and really suck the semen from your man pray?
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>>673997797
when are you going to pay me a visit?
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>>674007563
Don't be stupid anon.
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>>674007628
Why is it that a succubus doesn't know about capitalization and apostrophes?
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>>674007754
>being this retarded
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>>674007608
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>>674007277
Why not? Are you afraid of divine judgement? Are you a scared little demon?

What could happen by spiling it all this once? It would be a great show a power for you, of how little you gave a fuck.
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>>674006658
You have to be a black magic woman
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>>674006688
i tease him every day, i only fuck him when he does something i like, be it offering me weed or turning down other girls.
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>>674007846
>still not catching on
You're as thick as septic juice
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>>674007628
Come get this dick though I like my demon flairing up ;)
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>>674007660


Same here and I meant sharp not scrap sigh
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>>674007628
do you actually like to hurt your lovers or is it just sexual dominance? what i mean is, is your fucking around with your lovers always meant to be a display or act of love or affection or something like that?

can your lovers enjoy it when you hurt them without masochism being their nature?
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>>674007420
>30 seconds
oh yeah must be real guise.
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>>674006713
meditate using the aforementioned technique i shared.
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>>674007983
Well shit, that seem easy enough, I have buy my gf jewelry, or take her out on the town and then she usually leaves me hard anyway
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>>674007461
So could physically see him, or could you just feel his presence?

Did he speak to you? If so, what did he say?
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>>674008018
Must be a riot being you anon, I bet you smell of spaghetti-o's.
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>>674008335
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>>674005055
No she'll just give you SAIDS (Succubus Aids) :(
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>>674004109

I AM SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
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>>674007810
because i dont give a fuck about grammar it's beneath me.
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>hey guise, its fake
>its fake guise
>its fake
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>>674002945
kek
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>>674001906
sure we can give that a try :3
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>>674008495
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>>674008331
no i meant that i didn't see him at all, even in my mind.

he really wouldn't answer my questions unless they were about god and even then he was just kind of redundant.

he did tell me never to do what i was doing because something malevolent would be out for me and that's also the reason he kept my in my room. i asked but he never told me if anything malevolent actually did show up and he was keeping me safe in my room but he sure acted like it.
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>>674007983
That doesn't sound too bad. I want you as a succubus!
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>>674007884
impressive that she never grabbed his arms to try to break free
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>>674008193
we need a name to call out to, or a sigil to meditate on, or something to chant
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>>674008688
No shit, I mean I thought for sure we had a real demon here. I was just about to ask how she got Internet service in the depths of hell too
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>>674008110
a little bit of both, more so sexual dominance. and i do show affection i just do it through bullying, If you're not a masochist before meeting me il turn you into one.
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>>674008865
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>>674008542
Go back to /x/ where they love roleplaying faggots like you.
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>>674008830

you have killed my boner like op takes souls :(
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>>674008688
what the actual fuck
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>>674008880
How did it sound like when he spoke?
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>>674008987
no, i just think about it before you go to bed while you meditate. think of it like sending out S.O.S. signals. after awhile you should encounter one. but understand she will come to you in your dreams first.
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>>673997797
Did you arrive on earth at the same time as Trump?
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>>674009045
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>>673997797
Do some fucking magic and I'll believe you.
Make me cum while I think about the Declaration of Independence, cause that would be a fucking miracle.
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>>674009003
Something softer, perhaps?
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>>674009273
no, just
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>>674009122
It's fake anon, don't worry about it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lslp6EDuhew
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>>674009364
>expecting anyone to read all that shit
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>>673997797
could you have your little sister, like 8-12 yo, visit me while my roommate is asleep tomorrow? thanks.
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You seem like a cool succubus though. How do i get you?
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>>674009607
I'm just pretending I still have images to contribute :(
Faggot detected: Me
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>>674009146
it's strange at first. if you think about how your thoughts sound it's not quite like a voice it's more abstract and almost emotional. at first i could feel it's feelings and thoughts more than hear them like a voice. over time i it became more clear and his voice was the smoothest and softest yet deep male voice i've ever heard, like the pitch and tone just kind of resonated in a really pleasant way. it's not like he fucking sang to me like we're in a musical though.

i'm not sure though that it was his real voice because for most of his time being here he would not let me hear his voice and he was very stern about that and i have no idea why he would not tell me, same thing about his name. maybe that's just the voice he wanted me to hear?
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>>673997797
How fat are you?
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>>674009611
you'd be surprised how many boys iv'e had that were into little girls. i can satisfy that fetish.
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How does it feel knowing you'll never understand the intricacies of category theory and the beauty of functors?
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>>674010033
im as fat or skinny as i want to be
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>>673997797
Will you protect me?
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>>674004067
>Can't /thread your own post.
Newfag took the bait. Hello summer
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>>674010146
no offering is required besides your soul
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>>674009992
Sometimes the clown is the saddest person in the room.
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how often do you like being dominated?
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>>674010302
>choosing to be a ham planet
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>>674009903
you cant get me, i already have a pet. iv'e already talked about how to summon one on your own.
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>>674010668
Sacrificial offering
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>>674000886
I need to impregnate this woman.
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>>674010916
Me too. I wish I new where my cousin went.
Fuck
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>>674010505
i dont get dominated. ever. i'd make whoever tried to dominate kill them himself. id do play pretend with other succubi, il let one of my sisters take me for the night. but im always in control thus never truly dominated.
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>>674010668
Are other succubus like yourself? Give their slaves a lot of sex and weed?
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>>674011120
Sacrificial offering
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>>674000675
Ive seen this before, you are lying, shut up with the tulpa bs that is just a mononoke

You got a little idea or taste of magick, or whatever it was you found, dont lie to your self, just realize your not REALLY A SUCCUBUS, you just know how to use the ability
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>>674011120
not even missionary? i don't think that's dominating.
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>>673997797
I bet my gf is better than you in bed
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>>673997797
What do they call you?
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I think I'm addicted to gum, can you help?
If I summoned you, would you be like a giant piece of gum?
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>>674011440
Faggot
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>>674010181
i doubt i'd be surprised; i've read studies that recorded involuntary reactions to sexually suggestive dialogue (monologue?) paired with imagery of a nudist ten-year-old. from off-the-street men with no idea what they were getting paid for. i've also had discussions with friends, one of whom was a father of three, about the necessity and implausibility of proper, in depth sexual education at young ages. also, i've been a regular here since the beginning, nothing would truly surprise me at this point i think.

unless you actually showed up, that is. say, eleven?
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what's your name?
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>>674011193
yes, however we're all different just like people.
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>>674011573
We're playing out a fantasy, mate.
Learn to have some fun.
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>>674011717
Robert Paulson
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>>674011440
umi
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>>674011765
Do you guys have to live in places like colorado where weed is legal?
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>>674011334
Ok after all that, you might be close, but that just means your that much closer to losing your mind body and spiritual life force to a demon deeper than you might understand, stop or you will give yourself to that demon
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>>674011794
I'm having fun. Stop trying to ruin my fun, asshole.
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>>674010219

WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO STUDY NUMBER THEORY OR QUANTUM PHYSICS INSTEAD
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>>674011870
I fucking hope they don't, There are enough faggots here from California already.
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>>674011543
no im not like gum im more like a cigarette.
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>>674012152
>2016
>Doesn't know that quantum physics uses category theory
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>>674011870
we're everywhere and nowhere at once, we're not bound by location.
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>>673999482
Warming up in here huh?
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>>674012228

CLEARLY I HAVEN'T STARTED STUDYING YET CHECKMATE JERK
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>>674012038
Okay, okay, I can see you like sucking dicks, so I won't give you the satisfaction.
Fuck off, and kill your entire family.
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>>674012171
Well then fuck you faggot
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>>674011966
been there, done that, got put into a mental hospital, suffered having reality torn apart and schizophrenic episodes and major depression afterward, fine now though, was worth totally worth it
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>>674012280
I'm mean, like, does hell have rules regarding weed? Like designated places to smoke?
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>>674012280
physically you are right, if not how could use EM to teleport\move
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>>674012171
>no im not like gum im more like an early morning dump after a night of heavy drinking and a midnight taqueria stop
Ftfy
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>>674012360
Well I didn't know if you had done some babby tier Fourier analysis to model a black body. That sort of counts as quantum physics, but isn't all the way there and doesn't use abstract algebra. Check, but not mate.
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>>674007965
Kek
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>>674011334
missionary is loving, i dont want that. i want to have fun, il just ride his cock until i dont feel like it anymore.
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>>674012152
So what's the theory behind this?
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>>673997797
Would you indulge an incest fetish?
And if so, how would you?
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Everyone post literal semen demons.
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>>674012648
Does Hell havea good internet connection? Or did you like, have to go to one of your pets house to get a signal?
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>>674012373
Whoa there jimmy rustles
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>>674012648
not even to orgasm? would you let your lover give you an orgasm or is that too dominating
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>>674012723

web app sec without the calculus
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>>674013001
Would she give him an orgasm or just blue ball him? If so, that's fucked up.
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Sáncte Míchael Archángele, defénde nos in proélio, cóntra nequítiam et insídias diáboli ésto præsídium. Ímperet ílli Déus, súpplices deprecámur: tuque, prínceps milítiæ cæléstis, Sátanam aliósque spíritus malígnos, qui ad perditiónem animárum pervagántur in múndo, divína virtúte, in inférnum detrúde. Ámen
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>>674012862
Across the universe, the Jimmies rustle softly.
Nothing personal mate, just blowing off steam.
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>>674013087
I was thinking sphincter control
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>>673997797
''I'm longing for your touch & I'm ready to take your sweet 666 in my heart.''
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This is now a suitman thread.
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>>674012451
Thats because its a mother fucking demon (a strong AF one) bound to, not just you, but you said you had sisters, so multiple people.A mental hospital is not gonna fix that yo. You need them to lift the demons soulbindings from all your chakra, or you have to make your sisters blood banish you and then you do it by yourself , wich could easily destroy the links between soul mind and body, your fucked pretty much
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>>674002202
Oh hell yeah!!!
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thread is about over it's time to leave. understand that i came here tonight only as a request and what you've been talking too is the real deal. But there's is one more thing i should share, if you ever follow my advice and meet a succubus, obey her, sign the contract and you'l never be alone again. hail satan our loving father.
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>>674012806
im using his computer i never leave his side.
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>>674012723
Heyy I'm not that faggot, but here's a bit.
A system of natural numbers is a triple (N, *, e) such that:
1. * is an injection from N to N.
2. There exists no elements of N, say x, such that *(x) = e.
3. If a set M contains e and is closed under *, then M = N.
Such a system exists, namely ({{},{{}},{{{}}},..., *:x|->{x}, {}).
We define
0 = {}
1 = *(0)
2 = *(1)
3 = *(2)
So there you go, anon. That's the set theory behind it.
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>>674013465
Jesus, about time someone responded to that. Thanks, Boy-o
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>>674013490
Tits + timestamp or GTFO.
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>>674013490

are you sure we can't kill your kind?
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Here are a few.

How are you posting? Are you just manipulating a keyboard somewhere or did you simply manifest a humanoid form to do it?

How many pets do you typically have at once?

How long have you been in existence, or at least aware of it?
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>>674013490
wait one last question.

what should i know about lilith?
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>>674013490
How do you summon a succubus again?
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