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New faces of /b/ last one just surpassed bump limit.
>>673994846
This thread sucks
>>673994846
title fight guy
>>673994846
I've seen this face before....are you thst smiling faggot dog?
>>673995264
dollar store mark hamill
>>673994846
>>673994929
Your criticism is good and you should feel good
>>673995167
I am the smile in every faggot, I am autism.
>>673995264
Holy shit, Ned bigbee really hit it hard
>>673994846
Just won't fucking die lol
>>673995392
What is your reason for supporting Drumpf?
>>673995360
>>673995519
I'm sorry, these references are lost on me...
>>673995264
You look like a psychopath.
>>673995644
9/10 now wear bunny ears.
>>673995644
>>673995644
fuck you
>>673995519
Ah i got
Where's the salt dog at
>>673995880
I don't have any:( fursuit maybe
Alright, Im up for another round of this faggotry.
>>673996073
You look like Philip Seymour Hoffman with better hair.
>>673995519
>>673995949
Btw its Ned Bigby.
>>673996073
I don't think that s you
Post another pic of your face
Faggot
>>673995935
Faces of /b not faces of /m/eth
>>673994846
You look like you live in Pennsylvania
>>673995773
Does it help if I smile?
>>673996304
I think these things coincide more than most of us would like to think.
>>673996107
The only thing that is remotely notable about your appearance is that you happen to be doing duckface. Beyond that, you may as well be a background character in an MMORPG. You're like human cellophane. I couldn't possibly describe you if I tried. You are that unremarkable.
>>673995707
Because I like him.
whats your reason for not?
>>673996204
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
Alright, I keked. at least that means i have halfway decent hair.
>>673996242
honestly, I really couldn't give to shits about what you think.
posted in last bread but
TEA!
>>673996441
Sadly
>>673996439
What are you, the Mona fucking Lisa? That's the worst attempt at a smile I've ever seen.
>>673994846
>>673996660
Because he is a fucking narcissistic nazi with no business in politics.
>>673996848
>>673996439
Why so serious?
shitty chest hair, i know
>>673995935
what up with the scabs, man? story?
>>673996107
you look like someone i know
>>673996679
chadly
>>673997095
Now you look like you just huffed a can of Joker venom. You're terrible at expressing human emotion. Cut it out.
>>673997095
That's more like it. Now put a shoe on your head
>>673997234
chadly? pls explain
>>673995960
I got you man lol
>lance criminal
>>673997339
no bro dont!! that would be ridiculous
Evening fags
>>673997234
You look like a young Conan O'Brien with a nice set of dick sucking lips.
>>673997234
was drunk, sidewalk was slippery. fell on my face.
>>673997442
Let me see your war face!
>>673997442
Sup brother. Was wonderin if you'd makeit
>>673997095
Your wood paneled room is just awful. Are you some kind of Scandinavian?
What's your initials OP? You look familiar.
>>673997452
Sharpie in pooper?
>>673997506
Timestamp+tits or gtfo
Also you're a 9/10 face
>>673994846
cut your hair faggot
>>673996335
I'd say this looks more like someone from PA
>>673997506
Tits or gtfo
>>673997506
Nah, not possible, post one with timestamp
>>673997506
You look like a person that needs to learn to rotate the fucking canvas before posting pictures.
>>673997609
>>673997234
bretty cute
>>673996973
Libtard get out
>>673997506
Tits/timestamp or gtfo
>>673997873
Where's Raymond?
>>673997506
Evening fag-ette
Hot/10
>>673994846
So many underage newfags.
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>>673997748
Ty ty
>>673997810
After I smoke this bowl
im the one in the back
>>673997774
Position? prob WR
>>673994846
You look like you were probably cute when you were young, but then you grew up and still look like a kid and it's kind of weird. Like Macully Culkin or Hailey Joel Osment. Also, lrn2crest whitening strips.
>>673996073
land whale/10
>>673997980
Holy fuck, it's the mid-day stalker
>>673997908
Operator operating operationally
> secretly jealous of loadout.
> personal loadout is lacking
>>673996651
Nice blog, faggot.
>>673998067
Eeeeeverybody loves raymond
>>673998367
kill yourself
>>673997701
I'm a raging hipster. Just look at my television
>>673998304
It isn't cheap lol I usually run my old marpat camies my ar alone is about 2 grand all together
>>673998206
Yea man, probably got bullied a little bit. Parents got divorceed, other than that his life must've been a frigging piece of cake.
>>673998217
I prefer the term "Terrestrial Cetacea" thank you very much.
I'm a hoe so I use snapchat filters
>>673998489
you're the faggot writing paragraphs on 4chinz like some nerd.
>>673996073
7/10 presentation
>>673994846
Michigan?
>>673998649
Would still bang
>>673998685
What do you mean by presentation?
>>673998768
Well, thats nice to know.
>>673998649
>"Terrestrial Cetacea"
10/10 joke
somebody recognized me last thread, LETS SEE IF ANYONE ELSE DOES
>>673998825
>What do you mean by presentation?
You're dressed casually, certainly not ready for a photo op, yet you took a pic and you look good in it.
>>673997774
You look like you had no trouble getting girls in highschool, but were always curious about experimenting with guys, but couldn't consciously admit it, so it manifested itself as an affinity for gay furry porn. Eventually you found the site baddragon.com, and ordered a strap on for your girlfriend and you to experiment with pegging, but when you showed her she freaked out and bailed. Then you took to the Bad Dragon forums where the old creepy pedos took a liking to you right quick, and eventually you scheduled your first threeway with two guys (that were dating at the time) that were significantly older than you. The older and richer of the two broke up with the first one and took you as his new suger baby. You don't really like him, but you are too insecure to be alone so you just go with it. You only see him every few months because he lives out of state, but you secretly hate yourself for it and know you can do better.
>>673998539
I haven't spent all my savings from boot yet so was wondering if I want an AR. Only thing stopping me is I'm not sure if Icould bring it with me on base, and I don't wanna drop money on something ill only be able to use on leave time. At home I have a WASR-10 which is great for how cheap it is
Also my little brother is telling me in the army he doesn't pay for his ACU. Why the fuck do I go out of pocket for MARPAT
r8
sup /b/ i'm late
>>673998870
I recognize you as that guy who got recognized in the last thread lol
>>673998870
HOLY FUCK
I DO RECOGNISE YOU
YOU'RE THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
wat
>>673994846
Ayy ive seen you before. You looks like a pretty cool dude to chill with tbh
>>673999047
Unf/10
Gotdayum!
>>673999199
Found OP
>>673999130
i rate myself 4/10 personally
>>673998964
Wait until you're out because you have to check it into the armory dude. Just save up your money. If you go home on leave feel free to but leave it at home
>>673999047
fuck you're annoying
>>673999047
Hello Stacy. How's your perfect life going? Have you ruined it yet?
>>673999278
Ur a 6 tbh.
No homo.
>>673999213
less nigger speak faggot and you might actually get a gf one day
>>673998836
thanks, you gotta know how to make fun of yourself better than anyone else can.
>>673998945
Ah ok i gotchya. Truth be told I don't really dress up much more than this unless i legitimately have to.
>>673999263
No u just found someone whos not a complete dickhead
>>673999319
and you're a virgin 5eva
>>673999321
i'm so far above you your insults can't touch me
>>673999379
Kek
>>673994846
what even is a bump limit ??
>>673999077
Check'd
Nazi/10
>>673999047
pretty average, tbqh
>>673999077
very handsome
>>673999106
chad
>>673999341
thanks bro, made my night a little bit more ok n-no homo
>>673998870
Ed sheeran?
>>673998960
that was specific...
>>673999399
>thanks, you gotta know how to make fun of yourself better than anyone else can.
A self deprecating sense of humour is the best attribute one can have. Keep it.
>Ah ok i gotchya. Truth be told I don't really dress up much more than this unless i legitimately have to.
That's cool & sensible & practical.
both posts were by me btw.
>>673999553
>still calling people virgin
uh huh. Anything else you have to add, or are your two functioning brain cells too tired from rubbing up against each other all day?
>>673999670
When a thread reaches 300 posts, it stops bumping to the top of the board when new posts are made.
>>673999553
kek, I love the roleplaying, you fat ugly manchild.
I mean, oh Stacy, check out what you can't do.
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>>673999280
Yeah fuck that. Ill probably get one next leave (thanksgiving so if all goes to plan ill snag one black friday) and just leave it at home
>>673997953
Shave a line down the center of your chest. Then tattoo Moses in that hairless zone so it looks like his is parting the seas.
>>673999779
That's the best you can do in the mc tbh
>>673998649
Show pictures of your asshole to prove it is not discolored.
>>673999999
GET
>>673999553
You tell those creepy weeb fucks what's good sister! Don't let anything they say bring you down
>>673999951
you look almost fuckable, but not quite.
>>673999739
I wouldn't say its the best, but its definatly up there. Some people take themselves way too seriously.
>>674000006
As if I could even see my asshole to tell you what color it is.
>>673999776
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>>673999047
Hey girl you're gorgeous! Your eyes are p pretty any you have cute lips and your hair color! Brows are a little over fleek but you do them well, 8/10
Building 7 smoking gun of 9/11 read up
>>674000141
So you mean rapeable?
>>674000192
>>674000192
>>674000192
Best fail i've seen in a long time
>>674000158
that's what the camera is for... Are you retarded?
>>674000124
Cause woooords caaant bring meeeee dooowwwwn
>>673999951
Bummer about the herpes sore. Some valacyclovir should clear that right up.
>>673999899
bruh you failed.
>>674000264
eh, Ih have to get up for that, I'm really not feeling it.
>>673994929
God fuck you balloon nigger your gay ass nigger pictures are everywhere
>>673998649
KILL IT
>>674000192
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
>>674000254
no. I mean you look almost like a person I'd be able to maintain an erection for, but not all the way.
>>673999077
looks like a potato head
>>674000317
Maybe. But respect muh dubs.
>>674000254
Pity fuck able paper bag shit
>>674000158
Hahaha, that last bit cracked me the fuck up for some reason. Kudos
>>673999951
Your really cute. Would cuddle and let you blow me. I hope you like Italian's
>>673999077
Nigger/10
>>673999927
All I know is when I EAS I'm gonna disappear into the woods for 2 years. Fuck the risk of being on call
>>673998870
cutie/10
>>674000530
>let
>>673994846
>>674000451
>noob screenshots a post he links to
>>673999951
You look hot in the thumbnail, kind of like a cuter version of the guy playing spider-man, but when the picture is enlarged it just looks like down syndrome. Bet you have a nice cock, though.
>>674000472
Oh no you're not talking about me I was just asking if he's not fuckable but rapeable
>>674000596
awh thanks xo
>>674000268
That's the spirit =)
Hey guys roast me
>>674000311
yeah man nah it's from acne it's unfortunatley a problem when i get those ones that arent visable but are sore as hell i just tear my face to shreds
hiya :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7yVicJMz8
THIS IS THE NEW FACES
>>673998070
you look like you just built the hell out of something.
>>674000680
Just making sure the faggot knows he fucked up, kiddo.
hey
>>674000563
Lol I drive trucks around the states for a living. Pretty easy for my to disappear tbh
>>674000825
piss off
>>674000447
Tried, rope was too weak
>>674000509
thanks newfriend
>>674000706
I wish I had some spirits to drink right about now
>>674000611
>force
>>673998173
Go love yourself.
>>674000825
Looks like you have the beginnings of a third nostril.
>>674000712
Fuck off randy bobandy
Hi?
>>673994846
>>674000968
This guy gets it
>>674000903
What's wrong with your cheekbones..nigger
>>674000898
Anon, not that gril but link back thru the posts and you're speaking with some sloot that posted a selfie with nike eyebrows.
>>674000825
timestamp?
>>674000825
you look normal and passable, but you purposely fucked up this photo with filters n' shit. 5/10
>>673996679
Homo
>>673999047
I see you in every one of these threads that I enter.
Hello, again. I don't want to post an image.
>>674000961
No problem yo
>>674000903
fat girl trying to pass as chubby girl.
>>674001172
are you my love stalker?
>>674001028
>Seth McFarlands little brother
>>674000991
Frig off ricky
Faggitz
>>674001140
Ah, but I don't think a roastie like her would go on /b/, so I think it's fake.
Probably time to go back to banned-if-mentioned.ch for the summer regardless.
pure fucking cancer
fuck all you kids
>>674001165
you the gay half asian dude from the prior thread? or is that even really you in the pic?
>>674001244
Well, damn. You got me.
>>674000825
Cute
>>674000903
Duckface/10
>>674001095
Awesome eyes
Sup
>>674001319
pic related / 10
>>674001254
looks sooo cute :3
>>674001244
You always reply though.
>>674000683
yeah you're right that picture is pretty downsy looking its the angle + chink eyes heres a less downsy looking one
>>674001165
>boy band/10
>>674001416
bambi eyed faggot
>>674001372
She's on here all the time mate - 100% attention whore. Has timestamped a couple.
>>674001543
pasta and sauce in a condom, now I have seen everything.
fuggit
>>674001416
Open mouth and say "ahhh"
>>674001580
okay. would fuck in mouth.
>>674000311
Stop being so edgy fam
>>674001510
you'll neva have me
>>674001573
becoz i'm more polite than all you faggots combined
>>674001635
wait till you see my dick
>>674001636
>that fucking stare though
>>674001630
God dammit. Sorry I was a doofus, m8. Usually don't come on these threads.
>>674001747
Well why am I a faggot? Also, you replied to me twice.
I don't know why you'd want to hurt me.
>>674000932
Just need to get 4 more devils and go into the wild lel
>>674001829
>2016
>Not even trying to hide that you're underage.
>>674001829
You're the english chav from the other thread
>>674001829
>mods
Still not asking for it
>>674001878
No need for apologies b/ro, now you know.
>>674001820
What about it?
>>674001971
I'm 18 :(
>>674001580
you suck dick?
>>673999047
why do bitches do this to their eyebrows??
would pump my prostate pudding in pooper tho
All I see are a bunch of white knight fags that are ruining /b by yelling fucking MODS all the FUCKING TIME hate these fucks
>>674000481
Nah, no respect for your mediocre dubs
>>674001980
I'm not english. Why you say that ?
>>674002140
She has a disease that prevents a lot of hair from growing
>>674002126
Sure seems like it.
>>674002081
pedo detected.
>>674002123
It's just a statement, don't read too much into it edgey
>>674002127
Nah sorry /b/ro im straight
>>674002237
Because you look painfully English.
>>674002274
You caught the tater
>>673999077
>>674001165
hmm, age?
>>674002297
I doubt that very much. You should suck dick.
>>673995644
I want to suck your dick while you're wearing that hat.
>>674002386
Is that good ?
>>674002541
No particularly.
>>673997908
this faggot bought the cheapeast gloves o the market.
they are for mechanics you faggot
did you by them from a surplus in beloiel canada you faggot cuz i think i know you...
>>674001747
Hmm, goodbye then.
>>674002408
pshh, nothin personal kid
>>674002633
Fuck haha
>>674001944
True that devil pup
you are all such a bunch of nerds xD :3
ur all gay as fuck
>>674002555
then from the last thread--is your uncut bf white?
>>674001649
Oh hey, Andy Warhol shortly after coming to New York.
>>674002867
Don't think that cropping your hairline hides the fact that you're balding.
>>674002479
>you will suck dick.
>>674002867
That dick sucking camera angle that all the teenage girls use...
>>674002926
<wristband
<beanie
<"muscle" shirt
>>674001580
Show me your feminine penis Fucking faggot
>>673994846
Do you have a tumor in your leg
>>674003018
What are you, some kind of jedi?
>>674003018
this
>>674002926
wtf is that thing on your wrist
your the jesus christ of all faggots
>>674002867
The guidance counselor must love you
>>673994846
why don't you faggots show each other your faces in /soc/
>inb4 hurr ur just ugly
u homos have a seperate board for this faggotry, revel in your poor lifestyle choices elsewhere
>>674002642
You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like – like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. How old are you?
>>674003119
please. This. So bad.
>>674002634
Nah I bought them a Wally World because my old ones got holes in them and are still pouring sand out of them
>>674003297
Only aids ridden niggers say wally world.
>>673997895
You look tired anon. Get some sleep
>>674003231
my age is a number that by the time i repeat it your lifetime will have passed
>>673995264
School shooter/10
>>674003443
You know it dude but I'm also a mechanic so idk why you're being a butt hurt
>>674003382
>by the time I repeat it.
>time repeat it
>repeat
>it
>>674001580
What if I were to tell you that the world was going to end in 10 minutes unless you posted a picture of your dick.
>>674003260
Seconding this.
>>674003644
Let it end
>>674003570
I know what you are...
>>674003508
Reminds me of fight club for some reason.
R8 m8
>>674003716
No. Not until it's posted.
>>674002865
Well I gotta be up in 3 hours so I'm gonna get some rack time. Thanks for the advice Devil Dog take care of yourself brother
>>674003756
Ikr. Looks like the skinny dude who apartment got fire
>>674003872
Adamant little bastard aren't ya?
>>674003886
Same to you good buddy keep it real and good luck
>>674003128
Yea nigger. Get to sucking, boy
>>674003815
Tickingtimebomb/10
I am fag
>>674003972
Yes. When it comes to seeing this random strangers genitals, I am quite adamant.
>>674003886
Gotta be up in 5 myself. I guess I'll consider myself lucky
Hello
>>673994846
/b doesn't have a face. /b reaps what it sows.
>>674004015
Man, the prison system sounds like your natural habitat
> confirmed bubba
>>674004158
Is your dad rich?
>>674004049
I would like to make fuck with you
>>674004158
Brother?
>>674004158
fuck off. Some dude's about to post dick pics.
>>674004049
You're so cute (Gayfag here)
>>674004187
geek alert GEEK ALERT
>>674004049
And you're obviously underage. What the fuck do you not understand about the board rules, kiddo?
>>674004049
Is your bush ginger as well?
>>674004187
Shouldn't you be on the edge of an overpass somewhere?
>>674004329
this, please confirm with pics
>>674004049
Tits or gtfo
>>674004238
Nah but he's fairly well off now, grew up poor
>>674004049
Can I top you then after we can play guitar and cuddle?
>>674004049
9/10
Would lick your asshole.
>>674004240
Long time never see
>>674004049
>Guitars
>Retarded necklace
>Outdated band you probably never listen to or at least don't actually enjoy
I guess you're not wrong about being a faggot.
>>673997795
calls faggot for having longish hair
post arnie shrine pic
nigger what are you fucking gay
>>674004287
I'm 17 .-.
>>674004364
>>674004329
The world must know.
>>674004392
You look like you have rich parents.
>>674004530
<333 are you top or bottom?
>>674004530
Bye bye :^)
>>674004424
Yes Anon. We can.
>>674003622
Thanks. I get that a lot
>>674004530
That's technically legal
>>674004545
You're either soliciting or sexually assaulting a minor :^)
>>674004530
>>673999057
Oh shit it's like Keanu Reeves and Kit Harrington had a baby
>>674004732
>Didn't read the board rules.
>>674004627
Bottom n.n
>>674004744
wrote it before I knew that.
>>674004748
Kek
>>674004748
You forgot the depo
>>674004329
>>674004364
>>674004545
Yes, may confirm...
>>674003382
You're the type of person I like, bud.
You're sticking out, but not like a sore thumb.
It's been entertaining so far.
>>673994846
looks a bit like the kid from terminator 2
>>674004732
It would be legal for you to fuck him, depending on your location, but it is illegal for him to post pornagraphic images and for you to download them.
>>674004953
cmon man
