Faces of /b/ thread.
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Faces of /b/ thread.
R8 and h8
>>673980192
Again, cute/10
I dig glasses
>>673980031
sup yo
>>673980192
Stock photo of cute inquisitive girl/10
I demand more of qt-trap
Ayy, bored as fuck and can't sleep. Hjälp.
>>673980031
R8 me m8s
Sup guys want to butt sext
feeling bored and sarcastic, so why not?
>>673980031
>>673981045
ethnicity?
>>673980664
Blunt? Kek
>>673981128
damn, post tits
rate me
>>673981128
Slug brows and fat filled chunk arms.
Morning benders.
lel
>>673980456
Johnny crying du secteur nord?
cancer cancer cancer
Tired from sxsw
>>673981503
Futurama is gay
>>673981128
You're a cutie don't listen to >>673981481
He's a faggot
>>673981128
Will u spread ur ass cheeks and sit on my face?
>>673981552
What're you trying to say?
>>673980031
Look like typical weirdo white fag from the suburbs 6/10 tho
>>673980172
Anakin?
>>673980192
You have really thin lips 5/10
>>673980438
Snobby
>>673980456
Why is your beard red and your hair brown?
>>673980564
Bro, you're hairy as fuck
>>673980664
Cute 7/10
>>673980761
Meh 5/10
>>673980813
9.8/10
>>673980848
7/10>>673980895
Not sure if you are a girl or guy but damn, learn how to put on eyeliner, shit looks fucked up. Do something with those brows and muscle shirts don't look right no you. Cool glowing bottle tho
>>673981559
Did you take a phone booth there?
>>673981810
>7/10
hell, I'll take that.
Hey there
>>673981087
Looks like you already smoked it lol
>>673981810
I am not sure my mustache comes in light colored too I'm mostly Irish and my hair on my head gets more red in the summer
Literally my only pic I have. I'm a lazy fuck so no selfie.
Rest are baby pics.
1 year old-ish
>>673981481
At least I still have brows, unlike a huge percentage of females these day, my arms have always been that way
>>673981810
Haven't really gotten a complaint about the chest hair so far
hey bois
pls no bully
Literally my only pic. Too lazy to take a selfie so fuck you.
Rest are baby pictures.
1 year old-ish
>>673981693
Thanks anon
>>673981810
Anakin?
>>673982057
As if any good smoker doesn't have multiple blunts on deck lol
>>673981383
Hey paesan
>>673981707
If you're into that sure
>>673981383
el pichi JAJAJAJA
>>673981383
11/10
I have a spawn.
Haven't shaved in a few days and I want to know anyone's opinion on whether or not I should grow it out/shave.
>>673980664
I love your eyes 8.5/10
>>673980761
If that's actually you I want to know your ethnicity and give you 9/10
>>673980848
You look like someone I know
>>673980813
Absolutely!
>>673982012
6/10 girl
8/10 guy
>>673982012
Hott and u know it so bad personality = 4/10
r8 my family
>>673981128
Cute as fuck
>>673982405
gracias por mandarme al frente
>>673982642
Bernie/10
>>673981634
Byte my shiny metal ass
>>673982012
You look like a fucking pixie 8/10
>>673981972
7/10
>>673981559
You really look like Keanu reeves 8/10
>>673981503
You kind of look like a hamster
>>673981302
Put on a shirt
>>673981128
You lips are literally almost a wavy line
>>673981118
Nice brows
>>673981087
That's not a good angle bro
>>673980031
>mfw no picture just a video
>mfw I'm hammered as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN5FCtfRoJY
>>673982642
reverseoreo/10
Rate me /b/
>>673983030
15 years old
>>673982944
>You kind of look like a hamster
Is that good or bad?
>>673983030
Boot to slaty. Boot
>>673982642
I want to put my penis in your wife. Guessing you don't satisfy her. Something about the little monkey in clothes.
>>673982134
*always been that way since over eating.
Go ahead tear me a new one, too drunk to care anyways.
>>673982601
Is your name Cody? You look like a Cody. Grow it out Cody
>>673982944
>nice brows
Thanks mate, like bushy caterpillars
>>673981559
go save zion, asshole.
>>673983297
Gian castrobobo
Taking a dump.
>>673983202
Fuck.
>>673983297
underaged/10
raate me
iam 31 years old
>>673982728
Thanks
>>673983420
On who
>>673983370
I don't get it
>>673983297
My erection is bigger than that pc monitor... and I have a small penis.
>>673982944
>You look like a fucking pixie 8/10
Ill take that, could be way worse
>>673982608
And as stated in the previous thread im a work-in-progress trap>>673982615
>>673982944
Thin lips run in my family
>>673983525
Ethan Bradberry
Didn't we make /soc/ for this shit?
>>673983440
Get a lower fade and delete that usmc shirt and you'll be a salt dog
>>673983454
Old. Get a life loser.
>>673982601
What is your someone like?
mfw when /b/ is aryan master race. no bump
r8 my kids
r8
>>673982642
>>673982944
Better?
>>673983809
don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>673983648
Yes but attention whores gonna whore anywhere
>>673983684
Will do. Thanks devil
>>673983809
Wtf y isnt his reflection on the computer their?
>>673983947
Caucusing for Bernie right now in Florida.
>>673983807
Reece?
>>673984046
Just because you fucks are ugly as hell.
Fuck good lighting
>>673984201
>being this autistic
>>673984236
>babby's first election
>>673981810
>>673982944
you need to fuck off dude. i know you're ugly, and i dont hate you for it but still
>>673984148
Gotta keep my marines from looking like boots lel
>>673980031
>>673984002
You look like you're trying to blast shit out ur ass
>>673980031
i used to fuck ur sister fag.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
>>673984236
Riding your bike for transportation i see.
More cause bored af.
>>673983898
was getting caught part of your plan?
>>673980664
3/10 at the most
>>673980031
>>673976135
get in here fags we're raiding twitter #maledominance
>>673983306
Not quite a Cody haha, but thanks for the input. I've got a new job now that facial hair is allowed so I'm testing...
>>673983713
She's just kinda obnoxious haha
>>673983275
You seem like you'd be cool enough to hang around 7/10
>>673984581
There's plenty around to do...
>>673984332
Homeless guy who stole some guys phone
>>673981271
wow youre hot
>>673980192
>7.5/10
>>673980761
>8.5/10
>>673984746
Id say that could be me, but I'm typically only obnoxious to people that i know well.
>>673984432
Easier said than done. I'm starting to think there's some.sort of unwritten codeno one told me about yet expects me to know.
>>673984310
I didnt post my pic tho
>>673983268
Eating in general lol. One of my many problems, I'm not great I can admit that.
>>673983420
I'll join you on the toilet anon
>>673984746
Not when its 00:32am and there's no one around to fug.
>>673985101
sleepercell/10
>>673985049
There is. Just don't walk around looking like a marine in public and you'll be fine
>>673982601
wtf, you look like an older version of me
tried to match the angle and shit
>>673982552
and an atrocious movie collection
>>673985231
Nice. I've raised my fist to the sky, together we can do it.
>>673984793
Somewhat accurate. I'd jack you for everything you got little nigga.
>>673982964
Very nice lips bro
>>673983030
Just get an entire buzzcut
>>673983183
Well hamsters are cute so I don't know
>>673983275
Shave that beard bruh
>>673983297
Voldemort?
>>673983347
Those are the best kind of brows
>>673983420
Nice shit selfie 7/10
>>673983454
Let me guess, you are a Mexican from Cali named Alex?
>>673983619
That stinks but you are still cute
>>673983791
take this shit down
>>673983807
Pretty lashes 7/10
>>673983854
8/10
>>673983898
That's a creepy pic behind you
>>673984002
Yes, I like your crazy eyes. Looks like you have done and seen some shit.
>>673984134
You ever consider cutting your ends every 3 months? Cause your shit's fucked up bro
>>673985396
He does. Long lost anons maybe?
>>673985648
>those are the best kind of brows
Do you really mean that anon or are you just trying to get in my panties?
>>673985324
I've started to pick up on that, also been trying to avoid a lot of the bars near by. Can onky look at pictures of grunts giving me the finger on walls for so long before you've seen them all. What was your MOS if I can ask? I'm an 0311, and hoping I get a bit better treatment when I get past pfc. Maybe you can tell.me if that's achievable.
>>673985648
Lol thanks anon
>>673984746
>>673985776
or something, like literally i make that fucking face exactly all the time... creeping me out
>>673985648
> Just get entire buzz cut
For 13 weeks I had that. Never again friend. Never again.
>>673985396
I guess I kinda see it... How old are you? I'm only 21 but people have said I look a bit older
>>673985231
>>673986044
I was artillery but now I'm out it gets a little better the closer to cpl you are but it'll always suck until you're an nco. At which point it'll suck on a new level
me on the right
>>673981271
Dayum, what a cutie.
>>673985648
>8/10
That seems awful generous, but thanks.
How sad that the idea of such a straight forward rate without hate seems so alien to me.
>>673986570
Rape the dog, anon
>>673986577
You look like you're letting out a questionable fart.
>>673980664
>>673980848
>>673980895
2/10 for all of you
>>673985396
Age?
>>673986577
how hard was it to learn how to curve bullets?
>>673986459
gratz you posted a pic where you're clearly cucked by a less attractive guy
>>673986388
A guy I went to highschool with is in Artillery. Didn't even know he enlisted but bumped into him was really cool and weird at the same time.
My dad said the same thing about it sucking less before cpl, then sucking differently after. Figured he might not know what he's talking about aince he left the suck in 94. Guess it hasnt changed much.
>>673986903
Naw, thing's loud enough when not being raped. Plus, it'd kinda look like Trump was giving my gear a gob.
>>673986996
meh, I've heard worse.
>>673984236
You look like you like to dress up as a clown for kids parties
>>673984332
How often do you hail satan?
>>673984415
Who the fuck are you, bro
>>673984581
Grow out your bear more and get a different haircut, the stubble doesn't look right with your face
>>673984746
Zamn zaddy 9/10
>>673984950
Bruh...
>>673985037
Cutest land manatee ever
>>673985101
Ew, you look like a character out of a dr suess book
>>673985231
I hope you cleaned that toilet before you sat down
>>673985396
7/10 cute
>>673985996
Why not both? Brow friend
>>673987092
>>673986459
i like how i look in it though
>>673987222
kek/10
>>673984746
>>673986347
i should say "more developed" version of me haha.
im about to be 21 aswell
but look at this shit
>>673986979
Wanna suck my cock?
>>673984201
Downeys don't cast a reflection. Like vampires. Something about the extra chromosome not allowing light to he reflected onto certain surfaces.
>>673986979
How's life in Utah?
>>673987359
> cutest land manitee ever
My fucking sides
>>673987359
>land manatee
I prefer the term "Terrestrial Sirenia" thank you very much
>triggered
>>673987420
alpha'd up by a kid with shittier facial structure and you post the pic on /b/ because you think you look good. jesus you're beyond saving
>>673987171
Not really. I only got out last year and that accurately describes it. Sit at lance and be terminal. Only way to survive any 03 job tbh
>>673985101
Next school shooter/10
>>673985396
Long lost twins. Must share emails, then phone phone numbers. Become /b/rothers
Post texts for proof.
>>673988199
Nig nog/10
>>673986979
You're almost there. Change up your fashion sense to something a bit more chill and you could be a model.
>>673986979
Your eyebrows are a little too long, they curve around to much. Make them sharper.
All of you are cute
lol my life is probably better than yours.
>>673988411
Not femanon, but for fucks sake, at least try to be funny with that shit.
Can't find my new hat. Pic from other day
>>673988621
What part of VA are you from?
>>673988101
Heard that a lot too which is kinda sad as before enlistment my plan was do the 20 then retire, and now I'm debating if that's worth it
>>673980031
Corbin?
Hi guys. You all look like fine, upstanding people.
>>673987359
I can't grow a proper beard though :(
>>673988448
Was going out to dinner that night, usually wear different styles
>>673988545
Never actually noticed that before
>>673982552
out of all of us, you're the happiest one. 10/10 for that smile alone.
>>673988784
804 VCU
>>673989054
damn, he is right.
>>673988886
It's really what fits eat with your life style. It wasn't for me so I was a 4 and done kinda lance criminal
I am the one on the left. Its our senior year in high school and we have been friends since 1st grade, so we had to take the gayest looking picture for our yearbook.
>>673980895
Wew lad
>>673985101
Possessed?
>>673986979
Look pretty chill.
>>673988669
Fuckin kek.
>>673984542
Saw that in another thread while ago. fuck you faggot
>>673987595
You remind me of James Franco, actually. If I look like you I'll take it as a compliment haha. This is what I look like when I shave
>>673986979
I wish I had your eyes, man.
>>673989185
>804 VCU
Ah, 757 VA beach here.
>>673988199
> when dubs represent out of a 100 how much of a nigger you are
>>673980031
>>673987359
>Brow friend.
Shichyeah, my first real friend!
>>673989356
Ah lucky you
>>673986979
you look like the physical definition of a fuckboy 0/10
>>673986459
R8?
>>673989469
meh its ok, I don't really go to the beach much
>>673989281
It's ok that you dig each other. No need to front
>>673989409
8 out of 10 you look nice
>>673989409
You look cute and innocent.
I feel like I could trust you.
Boardroom, Board times
>>673989409
Nice eyes, generally cute. Solid 7.5/10. Don't usually like white girls so you can take that as a nice compliment.
>>673989247
Well I got 3 years to sort the shit out. Atleast there's that.
> recruitter promised me a wide world of pussy from Tokyo to London
> 1 year in and even the wooks are starting to look good
r8
Wow /b/ is pretty attractive tbqh
You're all fags
>>673980564
only guy on here who actually looks like he belongs here. everyone else is a poser.
>>673990036
Would have a beer with/10. You look like a solid dude.
>>673989409
Tits and timestamp or its a google stock image.
Lel
>>673989281
are you iowans?
Fags
>>673990023
That's how they get you
>you'll be fucked so much you'll wish you never joined
>only ever fucked by 1st Sgt
>>673990147
Fuck off James go play some softball
>>673990036
Hi Andrew.
>>673990147
I know u are but what am I?
>>673989781
Change hair and clothes. Lose weight.
Could go from 5/10 to 7.5/10 easy
>>673990338
Kraut/10
>>673990379
My names not James faggot
This board became so boring it's unbelievable
>>673990486
You aren't wrong.
>>673983791
>>673990409
Hi stranger
>>673990177
Dad bod/10
>>673989845
Oh then its kinda shitty I guess. If you leave campus its pretty ghetto here too
>>673989312
damn, youre kinda right, im surprised you picked that up from the pcitures i put up haha. but yeah, i got the james franco cheeks
>>673990616
How's it hanging? How's that autistic little shithead brother of yours.
>>673990036
Grow a beard.
>>673990359
> you'll be getting fucked daily
> fails.to mention its by the green weeny
>>673990848
See you're getting it lol
>>673990567
>Better strike a pose to show off my shitty tattoo
>Better make a retarded face too
>>673990770
Post a pic so you two can fight you fucking beta pussy
>>673990546
James I couldn't give a shit less if you wanna be called Jimmy your third base coverage was lousy
>>673990801
>>673990770
hes okay, he's still autistic and awkward as fuck, im assuming this is patrick?
Real photo btw also check out my YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6w664lDKY
>>673990251
Its just good lighting lol
>>673991120
>>673991046
This is actually the first and only time I've ever seen someone I know on 4chan. This is not Patrick.
>>673988621
Little pussy.
Wish i could grow a beard... This as good as it gets before it starts lookin like nuthair
>>673991118
You come try and play third base Darrel it's not fucking easy, the girls hit hard line drives
Sup /b/
>>673991290
how do you know me then? give me a hint fool
can some of you post more than 1 pic of yourselves? need to make my feabie catfish account more believable
>>673991348
You're too hot for /b/ lol
>>673991421
arent you dead?
first time posting pic of myself
>>673991028
Best thread I've been on in ages. Thanks forr all the advice, can't really start a convo with anyone above lcpl without a world of shit. Said good morning to a Sgt. once recieved pic related
> wtf happened to proper greeting of the day
>>673990174
What?
>>673991623
Lefty huh, masturbation works wonders
>>673990461
Not even overweight. Dunno why my face looks so pudgy here 140 lbs at 5 ft 6. My bmi can't be that bad
>>673991632
Lol it's a part of the life. Especially since they've started cracking down on friendships between lances and corporals you know
>>673990280
I am. In eldora now, from mason city though
>>673991635
Guys butthurt now >>673990174
I congratulate you anon
>>673991033
exactly, anything you do is considered bad here, so might as well do whatever the fuck i feel like doing
>>673991818
Idk I guess
>>673991789
i could def see why you'd say that based off of the picture haha, but i think my right arm is bigger for sure. done fucked up lifting in my earlier years.
>>673991468
Post nudes of somebody who graduated in your class and I'll give it up.
>>673992021
Y so worried?
Sup /b/
>>673991234
Look..
Can you just do it? I've had a shit day and never obve have recieved my tits/timestamp request. It would make my day lol
>>673991632
I am shipping off to Paris Island June 13. Any tips? I signed for 3524 MOS with the Reserves. Kinda wish I would have chosen to go enlisted but oh well.
>>673992035
I don't blame you anon, happens to everyone when they start, lookin good though
>>673992251
I hate you and don't know why
>>673992190
Life its a bitch always worried.
>>673991930
can i cum on ur face?
>>673992145
i dont have any nudes though rip guess we'll never know, uhh unless this is evan or nathan? those are the only two people i remember talking about 4chan with in class
>>673992267
>sp
Jesus Christ this is pathetic Anon.
>>673991448
Damn it james I'm in left field
Wed have franco over there but he's to busy blowing mcguire to look up once in a while for a different ball to catch. Its up to you and you're being sloppy
>>673992273
Reserves are better my boy is in the reserves and it's great compared to active duty
>>673992000
Thanks for the critique though. Guess I can't really dispute the other two points
>>673992435
Oh why?
>>673992273
Cardio and body weight exercise I'm sure you already know this not the anon you are replying to btw
>>673992500
Fucked the post up by accident and got dubs. Would ya look at that.
>>673991948
Yeah wtf is with that? What happened to the brotherhood>>673991948
>>673992575
I try and hear both sides and so far its 50/50. Any particular reason on why reserves is better?
>>673992251
Oh wow, am I not the only fat girl in this thread anymore?
>>673992567
Coach why are you so hard on me none of the other boys! I didn't ask for 3rd base, it's where the winds guided me
>>673992435
because that bitch ate your pizza
Found in old hat
I like hats. They help Make me feel like someone else....
Sorry for fuccboi smile. I just hate my own life.
>>673992748
Iv done a maybe 3-4 practice IST with my recruiter. I play lacrosse so im pretty physically fit but I notice places where I can improve, like pull ups. I can knock out a solid 9. Want to get it to 15 before I leave.
>>673993076
Cykablyat
>>673992968
Ayy your head is the perfect tilt for a noose.
>>673992968
You know if you had a man's haircut you wouldn't have to lean your head to the side like a sped
>>673993269
Massive kek
>>673993103
hello
>>673993103
You're blonde, how could you hate life?
>>673993103
Aye man its all good we're in the same boat.
>>673992813
>be me, lcpl
>best friend cpl
>eating at Wendy's
>dickhead cwo walks in
>yells at buddy for no shave
>ask us our ranks
>yells at him again for being with a lance
Thanks faggot
>best friend has to write two papers about shaving and fraternization
>>673992873
Wanna be friendz?
I'm proud of my bacon!
dragonball z mode aayyyyyyy
>>673993185
Honestly I don't want you to try and not improve by all means always be improving but 9 is more than you will probably ever need in boot, I'd focuses more so on the running aspect because that breaks you down your first few weeks
