ITT; any wish posted in this thread will come true, but only

I want to figure out this C++ function so i can get my code working for class. fuck!

My music career will take off.

>>673973739
whats the code?

I want this thread to 404

>>673973343
I want to break free

>>673974255
kek

>>673973343

Everyone else but me posting in this thread will be raped by 5 niggers in the course of the next year.

i want to get dubs

>>673974552
This faggot will get raped by 8 mandingos tonight

I want to be inmortal

Make me a living meme

i want a black hitler against humanity

>>673974707

You'll develop an insane love for cock.

I want this job i'm applying for.

Health, wealth, and wisdom for the world.

I really want to make it out depression. I really want to have a reason to get up everyday and start improving my life. I really wish for the strength to make myself a human being I can be proud of. please, I just want to see the light at the end of the tunnel, or at least know If there's one, so I can keep going one more day.

I want to be a good man. And help a lot of people. And I want to be happy.

I want to fuck bitchs and get money

trump will win and make america great again

Wish for everyone here to not an hero themselves

>>673975120
Fag

You want to stop being depressed? Here's a real easy solution.

Just do some stupid (but legal and morally practical) shit

I challenged a hobo to a breakdancing contest last week and I felt fucking great (I lost)

>>673974255
Topkek

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>>673975344

I want my unborn baby to die

op becomes gay

>>673973984
double singles. That counts for something.

I want to get banned

>>673975120
The only way out of depression is claw and fight your way out. You want a light at the end of the tunnel? Tough shit. You are the light at the end. No one can make you happy, but you. You are the reason to get out of bed. You are the reason to do and see new things. Don't do anything in the hopes you'll find someone. Do everything you do for yourself, until someone worthy of your time comes along. They may never come, but that's life. You aren't owed someone in life.

I'll win the Powerball and solve a lot of my issues
dubs pls

I want to be better

>>673975455

done

I will have the best sex of my life before the week ends

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I want a glass of chocolate milk

I dont want to get dubs

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>>673975868
shit

I'll fuck a woman who I've always wanted to fuck within a week.

I legit wish I had a cute little penis

I'll fuck my way to success like a Kardashian

>>673975120
Cut the comfort of the victim mentality, stop wallowing in self-pity, have a clearly defined vision of the kind of person you want to be while denying all your weaknessess, get some structure and routine into your day, eat healthy, cut the porn, buy the book Convict Conditioning for a bodyweight workout program to follow, and puff. You're no longer a loser. It really just about two things; Vision and Willpower.

...Faggot.

I want her back.

i wish i had friends

I want to like myself

>>673973343
I wanna be a qt girl ;-;

I am going to get her

My girl will give me head next time we see eachother

I want the world to fucking end right now. Fuck it.

I'll fuck a hot sexy teen with in one secound (that would be sketchy as fuck)

>>673973343
I will win the lottery and receive 10 million dollars.

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i want op to stop being a faggot all the damn time

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>>>673974900
anon just rolled portal dubs

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I wish I had a Marth amiibo.... ;~;

>>673973343
Hell is real and I get to be satan's cockslut.

i want ot get a gf

op is a fag

>>673976383
rolling for this, nihilism is life, jk nothing is

>>673976577
lel

I wish all previous wishes got nuled

>>673973343
Heaven is real and I get to be God's cockslut.

>>673976577
kek

I'll finally get a girlfriend

I wish to go back in time and not fuck up my life so bad

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>>673976311

>>673975789
I'll reroll for fun

hitter comes back to life and kills all of the Jews

>>673976723
Denied.

I want my two front teeth

>>673976651
reroll

All niggers and Jews disappear.

>>673973343
I wanna be kawaii trap pls thx

>>673976752
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll

>>673976723
Reroll

>>673973343
I'm going to kill myself.

>>673973343
I want to get off my ass and make a video game that actually sells
>inb4 Gabe

I wish all niggers were dead and wipe out of the face of the universe

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I want to be 16 again, before the incident.

to die painlessly during my sleep

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>>673975344

I wanna be the guy?

>>673976916
well shit can I at least get a blowjob

>>673976723
Reroll

.


.

I really fucking need one

Get laid before the end of this year

shrek will shrock all anons in this thread while their sleeping.

>>673973343
I wish me and my ex wife had actually worked out. I miss my kids.

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>>673976922
oh fuck

Ill find my meaning of life!

>>673973343
I wish I could go back to being 10 with my current memory intact.

>>673973343
Ok

>>673976723
Juan more try

>>673973343
I wish I get dubs

America is fucked then.
>>673975344

i wish all the balkan slavs to die now

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>>673976896
>>673977036
>>673977178
>he thinks rerolls count

I will get the dankest of memes for free

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I want to motivation to get up and take a piss

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>>673976723
If i get dubs will it come true for us both or just me?

I win the megaball
Please based god

I wish for OP to die of dysentery and Lyme Disease. Dubs get

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>>673977253
fuck off and let it happen libcuck

screencapping this btw

I wish for the wishes granted here to become ungranted.

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>>673977277
cheeki breeki

i get dubs on this post

>>673977277
rest in peace gypsies

>>673975986
Don't cry anon

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>>673973343
I want my new idea to work.

everyone gets to fuck their crush

>>673977635
russia doesn't count
only the yugoslavians states

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I wish people would respect me

I wish for all niggers to become immortal and rape you faggots to death

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I must succeed in everything I get into.

>>673976744
I love you both. I will get good grades

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>>673977788

>>673977838
Lol looks like that isn't going to happen

>>673977880
I wish for everything this guy does to be a disastrous failure

I wanna have a boner and have a nice fap session

>>673973343
i want radiohead to come to my town

I hope everyone in this thread keeps on being an asshole for the rest of their lives.

>>673978086
I've seen them twice, great live show.

>>673973343
Moot revival

>>673978100
i hope you die

I hope everyone in this thread dies a slow and painful death

I'll fuck my crush, although I think I could if I wanted too.

>she has a bf

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>>673977880
REroll

The girl I like will text me telling me OP is a massive Faggot and that she wants to suck my slightly above average sized cock.

i hope i can finish my novel

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OP kills themself and then gets earfucked by his closest acquaintance

Come on, i just drew a pentagram of my own blood to get these dubs

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Mah wish

>>673973343
I want to be the richest man ever.

I want to be an excellent teacher

I wish that I would continue not being gay

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>>673977880
Last roll

I wish for dubs

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>>673973343

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/cherry-feat-minette-fourie

I wish to be checked

I wish someone would buy me the divison

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>>673977880
Fuck I cannot leave without those dubs

>>673978787
are you fucking kidding me

I want to be free from 4chan.

I want a girlfriend

I wish I could find love again

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>>673977880
ok rollerino, for fun

>>673979016
looks like I'm jackin off

I want a genie to grant me as many wishes as I wanted

i want half a billion

>>673977880
I cant believe my numbers, but this is it.

I wish for a fleet of starships fully manned and immortality for myself and anyone else I choose

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>>673979133

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>>673978976
so close, yet so far away

>>673979133
Nice

I want the state to drop my charges

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>>673977880
guess rolling isnt my thing

I hope I can find cooler roommates soon

>>673978976
i want global rule 15 to be eliminated

>>673979209
Re Rawlings

>>673979209
Roll again

i want global rule 15 to be deleted

>>673979209
Look upon me in favor

I want full control over time

i want global rule 15 to be eliminated from 4chan

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>>673979288
FUCK YES!

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>>673979455
ARISE!

Win the lotto 200 times in a row. Legally.

I get a random. .50 bmg lynx in the mail.

>>673979642
Roll

>>673979642
Roll again

>>673978706
re rolling

I get everything I want without having to pay consequences.

I wish that I will get to fuck my coworker I'm in love with

i want moot to an hero

>>673979866
fuck yeah

I wish OP would kill himself

>>673979777
>trips
oh shit nigger

I want to have sex with my mother.

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>>673979777
LUCKY NIGGER

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>>673979300
lets test just one more once

>>673980055
Oh shit nigger!

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I wish I could start over again.

>>673979835
re rolling again last time

>>673979777
Sorry. Trips don't count.

Nor to rerolls, faggot.

>>673979585
that's the face I expect to see on every Mexican come election day

I want to be banned

Seeing in gonna be winning lotto 200 times. Who wants some games.

>>673973343
I want my girlfriend crawling back to me.

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>>673979866
But everyone you care about will pay

check em

I wish that a bunch of people would listen to/purchase my music and I can be a success in the eyes of my peers.

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>>673980355

I want to go to DisneyLand.

>>673980355
way to reality roll /b/ro

World peace

i want to be able to reach the remote

I wish someone would love me...

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I want to make anime...

I become a good artist

>>673980745
reroll

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>>673980668

I wish for all of the bad dragon dildos

>>673973343
All I want is another good week

>>673973939
link soundcloud

>>673980544
use the force

Jen Bush to be my sex slave

make anime great again

>>673980684
Reroll

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>>673979455

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I want to fuck yaddle

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>>673979455
PONIES NIGGA

>>673980811
Who is that? I fuckin love his memes but who the fuck is it

I wish that every single night I didn't bury my hands into my face and make the decision if it's time to end it all or not. I wish that I had the confidence to meet new people. But most of all, I wish she'd come back.

Jimmy Neutron turned into a AAA movie

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>>673980684
Make anime great again Anon.

Check em.

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>>673979455
POST PONIES

I wish for unlimited power

>>673980788
I wish I could undo all these wishes

>>673981206
JonTron. People just take shit off his videos and make memes.

Cock for dinner every night for everyone alive.

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars

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everyone gets their wish but its twisted to ultimately render itself useless

i wish i was happy

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>>673979455
check 'em

To become the worlds most elite odst

>>673976383
Roll

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>>673979455
ponies

Undo all wishes in thread

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>>673981539

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If this post is dubs, every one of you cunts has to watch this video.

Even if it's not dubs watch it anyways, it's pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN5FCtfRoJY

I want her to want me

A life

Everyone in this thread besides me gets cancer in the near future

>>673976734
Roll. I want this too.

I want to pass math

and fuck angelica

yeah that would work.

>>673974255
Holy kek

Kawasaki H2R

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>>673979455
nice

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i want a big hard cock in my life really soon

I want to get into the college of my choice without going into student debt

Some thing I do indirectly kills somebody. Like a draw a picture, they see it and while looking at it, trip and fall on the pair of scissors in their hand. Like some final destination shit

I wish I never started dating Emily

>>673977785
Roll

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$1,000,000,000

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>>673981296

>>673981909
Ok blane

>>673981825
Anime name.

My gf will blow me when she gets out of the shower

I wish for anon to get their wish

I will start my own Hawaiian bar chain called the "Aloha Snackbar"

All dubs are lies

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>>673982013

>>673981997
kek

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>>673982198

>>673973343
I wish I was a girl

That national throw a random grenade day becomes a thing

Bang at least 2 of the hot girls at my school.

A great gaming PC

>>673982423
Lonely fag

>>673980179
Roll for you. I want it too. Nice to know that I am not alone.

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>>673982268
if dubs, everyone in this thread is obliged to see the first episode of season 1 of my little pony friendship is magic

otherwise, JUST DO IT

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>>673974255
>>673975344
>>673976577
>>673976922
>>673977277
>>673977788
>>673979455
>>673979866
>>673980355

If dubs, my wish is for all you anons reading this to fuck off from 4 Chan for good, and enjoy your lives again

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I want to be happy again

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I wish for everyone to have unlimited wishes without dubs and can do whenever irl.

>>673973343
i wake up tomorrow and im a cis girl

The rest of my family finally realizes that the Xbox line of consoles fucking suck and buy a damn PlayStation one time.. We're on xbox 360 number 3 and have a peice of shit xbox one

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>>673982779
Check em.

>Anon didn't know how to get dubs

I want to be happy

>>673982911
Fucking thank you

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>>673982911

I wish to get dubs.

i wanna fuck duda in real life

will she?

>>673982934
>>673982779
Check em. For all of you.

I want to shoot up a school and get away with it

I wish everyone to get their wishes that are not harmful or violent.

I want every single one of you to die by next Wednesday. I want 4chan to cease to exist, I want all liberals to swallow their own tongues and choke till they die

>>673982934
Silly anon. This is how you do it

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>>673983233
wew

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>>673983233
No Anon.

>>673976944
It is done

i don't want them to move to vermont. i want them to stay, and i want everything to be alright.

>>673983068
This fucked with me.
Can some autistic fag please explain the paradox?

i wish 100,000 pounds of gold, and a smaller nose

>>673983515
You wished to have dubs, you didn't get dubs, your wish didn't come true. What's there to understand?

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i wish 4chan was gone

Music career will prosper

>>673983717
Ok ayatollah

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I dont even want doubles

I wish fuck my best friend's sister.

I want to be a rock star

I wish to fall in love with someone, and have them love me back.

I wish to achieve my goal of becoming a nurse.

>>673979500
nice dubs

>>673984188
nice dubs

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I wish I never have to worry about bills again

>>673979777
>holy shit

>>673983745
back to tumblr fgt

>>673984701
Kek

>>673984188
>>673984239
lol igot dubs without wishingg for anything god damn

i wish to be black

i wish for interesting things to start happening again.

world war 3

i want a body pillow

>>673973343
I wish i won the lottery!

>>673986161
Reroll

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>>673986161
>>673986358
Ok, then.

She'll send nudes when I ask for them.

Some cash, so I can get a new PC and move out, hopefully before 20 of June, cause that's when No Man's Sky gets released and I need that.

We'll win the lottery :^)