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Faces of /b/
>>673966378
Post a normal pic. Stop using goofy photos to hide your insecurity.
Purple Jacket Fag checking in
>>673967572
What up, Legolas?
>>673967572
Sup Elrond.
>>673967702
You seem approachable
>>673967467
>Android phone
>prob uses cricket
>takes photo in mirroREEEEEEEEEE
Alright, I'll bite.
>>673968182
>page 1 to page 7
your mullet killed the thread faggot.
>>673967783
I'm recovering from a stressful
>Get a call at 5:46 in the morning
>who the fuck is calling me at the crack of dawn?
>it's my friend. he tells me that he overheard a plot to kill me while he was at the casino.
>Fuck. Some assoholes probably want my money as I am a well know drug dealer in the area.
>tells me they know everything.
Fuck. The totally want my money
> Remember I have a sniper rifle and two rottwilers,
>Wait up till the idiots try to break in.
>Head-shot both the fuckers.
>>673968910
Morning*
ICP aint nothin to fuck wit.
>>673968910
Plz continue, I'm not going anywhere.
do your worst faggots
>>673969063
wat
>>673967572
Are you from room
>>673969256
Bae
>>673969185
Yeah homie. here i am after a 420 after ICP concert
>>673969349
Cute/10
Classic me
>>673968878
spot on Nostradamus
>>673968878
Beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGuNWu9WSo
>>673969318
Haha that was good
>>673969604
Holy shit, Id tell you to go kill yourself, but honestly, Id rather have the pleasure of doing it for you.
>>673970491
Id grow out more facial hair to cover up your acne-distorted face. At least you seem to be able to do that properly.
>>673969133
A different story from my life:
> Have a friend from my neighbourhood
>He left his guns at my place while he served 3 years in prison.
>other friend from the area who needs money comes over.
>"We should rob some bitches."'
>high AF
>Fuck yes
>Btw, we are both poor as fuck at this point in time
> Mothers, old ladies, kids. EVERYONE gets robbed.
>If they resisted the got shot, a lot.
>Eventually jack some rich couple and steal their car.
>Cursing
>Cops spot us
>"Did they see us?"
>Of course they saw us
>tell my friend to get ready as I load my 45 pistol
>Shoot a bunch of cops, dodge some bullets
.>We then went home and smoked weed all night.
Good times
>>673970228
eat my dick, fuckboi. my crew got my back. you fuck with me yo9u fuck wit my ICP fam.
>>673970734
Hot damn yes.
>>673969134
Definitely a feminist.
I lift bro
>>673970867
Good God, I may be a fatass, but don't lump me in with tumblr.
>>673967572
This isn't a trap thread get out
>>673970228
you scared?
>>673969641
Hey, thanks. I wish I could trade it for money and standing though.
>>673970704
>fuckboi
Sorry, but I'm going to have to revoke your shit talking card; you have lost all semblance of credibility.
>>673970491
Hows the meth game treating you?
why do i feel like this is a troll thread lol
>>673970680
Wow, they should make a movie out of your life and call it, idk, grand theft auto. You can have sequels like San andreas, or vice city etc...
>>673971258
I think it's closer to "hows the dick sucking game treating you?"
>>673969256
Timestamp plz/10
>>673969256
tits or gtfo
>>673971233
you a scared bitch hahahah
>>673971373
I think those2games go hand in hand
>>673970845
Please don't tell me you're a bender.
my map be falling down but imma tape that shit back up dw.
>>673970916
Sayin some pussy bubbles?
>>673970835
What is it with sandnigs and having that shaved eyebrow thing? I don't get it.
>>673970916
Cute
>>673971303
id post more pictures but but the rest are NSFW.
>>673969696
Fix that gap then we'll talk
>>673971480
Oh God, are you really getting this butthurt? Wow, this is great. Thanks newfriend :)
I kill baby trees…
What's up /b/?
Ok /b/
>>673971935
I dont want to talk to anyone that tells me i should fix the way i look you rude cunt
Inspiring. You are all Aslans.
>>673972053
Wouldbang/10
>>673971871
If you share your NSFW, I will share mine.
pls rate
>>673968182
You look like shitty wolverine
>>673971942
nah bitch. you the one gonna be hurt in yo but, nigga.
>>673967467
Well you certainly got the description right...
>>673971631
MODSSSS!!!!!
>>673967572
>>673967855
brothers or sisters?
R8 me guys
>>673969601
thisty asf
>>673971942
dat yo mama?!!! hahaha faggot
>>673972506
This ain't you
>>673971631
2young4me
>>673971303
i've been shot, my life is cooler.
>>673970734
this is the only pic in the thread i think is real. i would throw hands with you my man
>>673969256
r u srs
>>673967855
r u srs 2
>>673967467
you kind of look beta if thats you
>>673970491
would smoke weed and tobacco in that order with, or if someone's got some xanax or DXM whatever
coming from this guy V
>>673971565
>>673969134
mmmm id still fluff her pillows kek
>>673972506
10/10.
You're a fucking hunk and I need your sperm for my future babies.
>>673972714
I mean, yeah it is
>>673972414
kinky
>>673972284
No, but now i look like a shitty wolverine
>>673972667
and I thought my autism levels were maxed out.
>>673972771
Well, thats nice i guess
>>673972053
Adorable/-10
>>673972882
Underageb&
>>673973022
Beta
Rate
>>673973148
You look like you pretend to be straight.
Rate me bois
>>673973148
5 bc idk if ur a boy or girl
Ayy
>>673973022
yo bitch. keep fuckin wit me. you is gay, nigga. get on my level, bitchboi
rate me
>>673973315
7/10 would use as a reaction image
>>673973148
hey soren.
>>673973022
Lol u fist ur self with that thing?
>>673973022
and you LOOK like a faggot.
>>673972184
>>673973117
Aw thanks
>>673973597
yeah he a bitch
>>673973616
No way this is real
>>673973616
We're gonna need a timestamp
>>673967572
>>673972731
Long lost siblings for sure.
Why not
me
Be gentle with me /b/ros
My face
>>673973397
Typically, I would attempt some clever way of insulting you, but honestly I don't think I could do anything that could damage your stature more than what you already just said.
![oYrfh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/09rE2Tx.jpg "oYrfh[1].jpg")
>>673973597
Nah, I use the katana for that.
>>673972053
Wtf are you a nymph?
>>673973789
why dont you man up and post a frontal face shot like i did?
ok getting names st8t
>>673966378
faggit op
>>673967467
purple fag
>>673967572
trap
>>673967702
stalker
>>673967800
wanna/b/
>>673967855
gotta/b/
>>673967968
geek
>>673968182
momas boy
>>673968910
cool raul
>>673969063
jasper
>>673969133
lucky lucy
>>673969134
puff n stuff
>>673969256
feminon
>>673969349
ylyl OP
>>673969604
tfw
>>673974073
>B8ed hard
continued
>>673969696
this
>>673970142
lezzy lezborne
>>673970491
420 joe
>>673970734
hanky spanky
>>673970835
the revelator
>>673970916
twizzle n dizzle
>>673971565
deez nuts
>>673971631
actuall femanon
>>673971994
jack strap
>>673972046
modsss
>>673972053
actual trap
>>673972184
rekt OP
>>673972245
actual rekt OP
>>673972506
loli lover
kek
>>673966378
>>673967572
You look exactly like my friend! You have slightly darker blonde hair but you fucks look exactly alike!! Dear god I thought you were him for a second!
>>673974178
kek mootmum
>>673974073
you a bitch. you always a bitch. you cant fuck wit me or my ICP fam.
>>673974445
Your friend sounds fucking gay
Long time lurker, rare poster...
But fuck it, sup /b/?
>>673974027
you look like a fat matt damon
>>673974345
newfags are great! I love them and so does ICP!
>>673974622
You're a bitch.
>>673974622
FUCK IT UP BRO
>>673974275
Manning up. I need more picture to confirm we are illegitimate siblings of legolas.
>>673974654
You have no idea, how much I hear that.
>>673974265
Maybe, never asked my parents so i dont know>>673974275
>>673973779
>>673973782
Seen this many times before in other threads.
>>673974027
wtf
Was your dad a German dude that went by Tom?
>>673972506
TAY IS A LOSER FUCKING FAGGOT UGLY/10
>>673974528
at least I don't have a monosyllabic vocabulary. This is just getting boring now.
>>673974600
Nah, he's pretty fucking straight, considering I dated him for a while
>>673974885
you're cute, what the fuck
>>673974952
Yeah, actually
>>673974852
i think you got confused, youre talking to
>>673971565
i would smoke weed with you tho, or whatever you like to get high on. i aint no legolas
>>673974283
guess who sweetheart
>>673974885
will you be my gf once you go full trap
>>673975210
Carson
R8 m8
>>673974987
>monosyllabic
>"always"
Nigga you retarded or something?
>>673975097
oh really? what was his middle name?
>>673974987
Okay. What's really happening here is that you are a newfag and you fell for my shitty bait a half dozen times. You should really feel like a faggot bitchboi now... ICP ain't nothin' to fuck with, bitch!
God bless newfags!!!
>>673975031
not gonna lie, I keked
>>673975383
Willhelm, You've probably got me mistaken.
was going to post a selfie but realized im really ugly. is it the camera selfie or what? I dont usually look that way in the mirror. someone explain
Calling all femanons!
TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
>>673975317
nope im someone you hate ;3
>>673975411
"The Aztec Warrior"
Pfft. This faggot is as bad as these nigger indians around here claiming that they're "Full blooded Mayan".
Ask a navy fag anything
this isnt /soc/ u faggots.
but i will play along as the giant faggot i am.
>>673975429
no shit shirlock
>>673975715
kek fucking virgin
>>673975502
y-you too anon
>>673974478
akmar
>>673974622
IRC Developer
>>673974852
newfag
>>673974964
oldfag
>>673975347
pico damingo
>>673975375
nigger
>>673975411
actual nigger
>>673974374
>post first pic of myself online ever
>everyone ignores it
im like the dude you think has a neckbeard. i sit on the computer all day and have no friends. can you spot me
>>673975731
Nice lil buddy
>>673975742
How many boats can you fit in your latrine?
>>673969256
>only shops at whole foods
>drives a 98 corolla
>favroite artist is sublime
>wears toms
>>673975303
Srry cant make any promises like that
Rate me
>>673972245
Ok Rasputin
>>673975899
What is a latrine? You mean a head?
>>673975975
10/18
Never have been rated
>>673975031
Can't imagine how fucked up you are then, my best guess is circus freak level.
>>673975975
creepy as fuck with your colored contact lenses
>>673975974
Narcissa Wright is that you?
>>673975858
Pico damingo?
>>673976058
meh. can you grow facial hair?
>>673976058
pretty chill/10
>>673971137
You can. It's called prostitution.
>>673976058
Solid jaw 7/10
>>673975861
did i miss u in my repertoire m8t. my apology
Heyy /b/!
>>673975861
Shut up and kill your self fag
>>673976103
That depends on your taste anon
Pic related
>>673967572
get the fuck outta here you knife ear shit
>>673976165
I have no idea who that is
>>673975975
modddddddddssssssssssssss
>>673975731
Hint?
>>673975975
Weird eyes but look like a baby.
11/10 suck me off pls
>>673976456
Hes a speedrunner who got a sex change.
You kind of look like the end result, no offense
>>673974757
And you're a faggot just like all of us on /b/
>>673974766
FUCKIN' RAGE!
>>673976388
If I fucked you, I'd make your chimp ass wear that hoodie just because I love me some DBZ bitch.
>>673975429
>lolololol im only was pretending to be retarted
>>673976388
Cool jacket
>>673970228
Edgy & Edgier
>>673976633
Look like a kid I knew in 8th grade named Pablo kek/10
>>673976388
Would bang but I wouldn't go out in public with you if you wear that weaboo shit.
WHAT DOES PICO DAMINGO MEAN?
>>673975974
are you a boy or a girl?
>>673976671
B-Be gentle anon
>>673976706
ugly as fuck dude please tell me that it's just the camera too close to your face making you look ugly
>>673976706
6.5/7
>>673972245
Would pound/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI
So much underage
ok where was I
>>673975975
mini me
>>673976058
the chosen one
>>673976165
spiderman
>>673976326
/g/ OP
>>673976388
actual spiderman
>>673976859
I don't want to know!
>>673975739
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is cracking on Americans for having native american blood and being "part irish".
>>673976706
Sam?
>>673972212
>>673977016
Nigerian Prince/10
>>673976871
Ouch
>>673976706
Thanks man
>>673976335
i'll fuck you up kid
>>673974885
Damn, you have a Kik?
That_quick_scoper007
>>673976859
Im a work-in-progress trap
>>673977102
Nope
>>673969256
Tits or gtfo
>>673970491
Hipster / 10. NPR all day.
>>673973022
Owns 10+ blades, don't know how to use any properly
>>673973789
The fuck is on ur back.
>>673976618
bruh
>>673976633
/b/
>>673976706
coolio
>>673976891
what does this look like
>>673976968
psycho
>>673977016
actual psycho
>>673977217
That's nothing to be proud of you fucking degenerate.
i guarantee i could fuck up everyone in this thread lol ya'll some soft people
>>673977055
But it's for science
>>673977407
Where did i say i was proud?
>>673977331
No one wants to rate me ? :(
>>673976326
>>673977217
That's something to be proud of you fucking generate
>>673977564
This some chinese hot cup therapy shit right here
>>673977442
ЛȎƊПǹƃǓǶŤíȿȐŻȇĠńŴǨŻŭǜȩǠŝЛȖƊПЍ
>no he cant but i can
>>673977217
Coolio you had me fooled, guess that's a good sign
>>673977171
Hell, I genuinely wish I could fight you. Kicking someone's ass would feel great right about now.
>>673977460
The answer was quite expected according to my calculations…
>>673977566
Are you fat?
please don't hate me cause it's in black and white it's the only selfie I like lol
>>673977587
Good chuckle/10
>>673977566
6.8/8 Would date
>>673971631
Sonny Moore/10
>>673977566
7-8
>>673977697
wheres your face? i'll show you mine, i already posted. i guarantee i'm harder than you. no homo
>>673976871
For you anon
>>673977566
Way above /b/ standards ;)
Sup
>>673966378
>>673977859
I get that a lot
>>673977971
Literally 1:1 a girl I know named Laura
>>673977709
Why does that even matter ?
and no im a firewommen so i work out alot
>>673974027
That is a face you can only abuse, if you catch my drift.
>>673973683
yw, can we get one more for the road?
>>673977873
thats such a generous rate
>>673977971
Looks like Ariana grande and my friend who looks like Ariana grande.
>>673978141
wat
>>673978135
>asks to be rated
>why would it matter if im fat?
kek
>>673977740
i hate you because it's black and white
>>673978252
guess im a generous man given most people look better irl
>>673978232
More of what?
>>673975799
You look like you belong on /soc/ anyways queer
>>673977700
damn well I was way off
Also checked
>>673974885
marry me
>>673978050
Type of chick I'd offer to smoke a blunt with at a show.
>>673978313
CSGO player/10
>>673978138
A look that says "yeah I take it in the butt, and you don't have to use a condom"
>>673978138
7/10
>>673977740
We hate you for asking us not to hate you. dumb bitch/10
>>673978459
We are great science partners
>>673978050
Look like someone id mess around with and not tell anyone.
>>673978539
lol ok
>>673978508
Thanks buddy
>>673978369
such a gentleman
let us continue
>>673977095
google developer
>>673977740
blacky chan
>>673977971
momma maria
>>673977974
shooter
>>673977997
actual shooter
>>673978050
fembot
>>673978138
tranny panty
>>673978313
creep shot
>>673978316
jarul
>>673978391
obv shirtless
ey /b/
general greentext story
>be me, 14
>huge beta faggot
>never had a girlfriend
>masturbate a shit ton
>into ass things
>kind of gay, (not now)
>I was a pretty fucked up teenager
>anyway to kick off the story, I was in the shower
>I was really horny, so I decided it was a good idea to use (image related) as a dildo
>so, long story short I was in a hot shower using this as a dildo
>kind of pumping my legs...
> i slipped
>the (image related) go's the opposite way and im being pelted in freezing ass water
>I force my self off the dildo, and fall out of the shower
>mom knocks on door "ANON ARE U OKAY??!"
>dad gets the key
>unlocks door only too see me butt naked, lying on the ground.
...
>>673974374
like, my nuts or your nuts? i dont get it. i like women bro
>>673966378
British faggot with a Lucozade in his mouth LOL
>>673978391
I still dont know if you are a man or a girl, but you are gorgeous.
Here's another one
>>673977974
I suffer from major depressive disorder.
I have attempted suicide three times.
I have lost one friend to suicide, so believe me when I say that suicide is terrible, and it's never the answer...
Except in your case. You should kill yourself.
let me make this clear...
I am sick of seeing this face in multiple threads in the /b/ catalog everyday. I wish you would kill yourself so I wouldn't have to see your ugly misshapen head ever again.
I hope to see your mangled corpse in a gore thread very soon.
You ugly, fucking disgusting mutant.
>>673978993
My body is gross af but whatever
too easy...
but sorry running out of names and getting late m8s
-anon
