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>inb4 Kylo Ren
>thought you were a chick
>kylo ren?
>ooooh just a really ugly dude
>faggot peircing ftw
Rate me please, faggots.
Normalfag outdoorsycunt here.
>>673945269
this
>>673945320
10/10
>>673945332
>kek'd
>>673945320
3/10
You might be a 4 if you didn't dress like a 55 year old having a midlife crisis. Are you fucking kidding me with that jacket?
awkward mirrorshots, anyone?
>>673944900
Holy fuck what
Anon
is this you?
R8 me
>>673945269
implying kylo isn't ugly
>>673944642 #
Wouldn't fedora wearers drive something like a cheap 90's "luxury car" like a Buick Rivera or something?
Verts are actually pretty damn awesome on warm nights. I own four cars, do one had to be a vert. And I've enjoyed every moment with it so far.
>>673944942
I am a gearhead. I love cars, but I also love a lot of shit. Being a nerd since I was a kid, I also love MtG, video games, movies, anime, and comics.
But, if I wanted to take the time to explain why the Trrminator Cobra is such a great car, I'd tell you about its accomplishments against other rival cars. But, I advise you to look the car up and see for yourself.
>>673945585
Unibomber/10
>>673944900
It's people like you that make the country vote for trump.
>>673945580
FathersDisapointment/10
>>673944900
Dont give yourself that credit faggot.
0/ben solo
Also sage
>>673945585
isis/10
>>673945580
pffft
>>673945649
Uh, what? You just went full retard.
>>673945320
>>673945405
>>673945555
That wasn't me, it was an anon from the previous thread just copypastaing my photo.
Also, quads checked.
>>673945555
First of all, I tip my hat to your quints.
Secondly, this jacket was specifically purchased to match my Terminator 2 Judgement Day edition Ford Mustang. I'm sorry you're so uninformed about cars but only 100 were made and girls love it.
>>673945584
>>673944900
>went from cute femboy to looking like that nigger who steals your money at geek squad
what the fuck happened?
>>673945998
You look like a tight-pant wearing faggot whos never played a sport in his life.
>>673945584
you're a real life anime
>>673946163
won't argue with you there. imo skinny jeans are the only jeans that look good and sports just aren't interesting at all.
>>673945585
Rasheed Northtower
>>673945853
them some good dicksuckin lips
i'm vry proud of my looks
rip
Should I cut my hair?
>>673945584
you look like you listen sleeping with sirens
>>673946140
Nothing? I just look different with a wig and hair in my face.
It's really not that hard to replicate.
>>673946672
yep
:)
>>673946104
You've got some shit on your chin.
>>673946128
You're really trying hard on this one, huh?
R8
>>673946642
I'm very proud of who ever actually too this pic.
>>673946736
proof
>>673946813
JJ Abrams/10
>>673946672
You should cut your wrists.
>>673945555
I'm a 49 year old having a midlife crisis and I wouldn't wear a jacket that gay.
>>673946128
Your fashion issues go far beyond your shitty jacket. If you need a nice car to attract woman it just goes to show how truly ugly you really are. The car isn't even that nice, i wouldn't brag about it and i definitely wouldn't lean on it like a faggot acting me think I look like a big deal.
You are fat and lacking muscle mass. And how fucking old are you with those grey hairs? What a shitty patchy beard, big ass forehard and round face. The only thing you got going for you are those glasses hide your mug of a face.
>>673944900
You look nothing like Kylo Ren. Making that joke would be a compliment you are in no way deserving of you hideous beta vampire.
>>673946672
Nah. You look like the kid in the highschool drama that does all the work in science class for his hot lab partner who doesn't even know he exists.
>>673946663
Future rapist/serialkiller/10
>>673947142
I'm okay with that
>>673946672
You look like the kid from Kick-Ass. And the kid from the tv show Greek.
>>673947144
Now, be nice to the guy. I bet you look 350 lbs heavier than him. Now go back to your pile of donut burgers.
>>673946158
Normal/10
>>673947144
Welp
>>673947201
You clearly know nothing about cars. I could go on for paragraphs about why my car deserves your respect but I'll just save you the embarrassment and let you do research on your own time.
>>673947035
TechSupport/10
Also you are going to have a really, really ugly wife one day and still let he boss you around.
>>673947198
Yep. Really going full blown super aids with this one. Hey, kid, why are you wasting your life on this? Are you the super villain of /b/? Pic related.
>>673947459
That would make him -130lbs... dont be so rude, he has feelings too.
>>673947035
Designated/10
>>673947090
>>673946140
>>673945584
See?
>Took literally 3 minutes at most
I love alone in Alabama :/
>>673947876
Timestamp
>>673945332
GF always snaps pics of me while we're out.
Makes me feel loved.
>>673944900
Don't insult Kylo Ren you faggot
>>673947201
Just a tip. You're arguing with someone who is pretending to be King-chan. Have fun with that.
>>673947625
It's not the car I don't respect. I couldn't care less about that mediocre over priced marketing-material, poor man's Ferrari of a car.
It's the fact that you think it somehow makes up for how disgusting you are.
>>673947876
time stamp
post cute butt
>>673944900
tits or gtfo
Forgot the pic, I blame alabama
>>673947923
Overconfident fag with terribly chapped lips/10
>>673947731
You look older than my preconceptions of what a 4channer would usually look like.That said, you look pretty put together. As a male, it's not super easy to judge your attractiveness, but i think you're pretty attractive for your age. For my concluding remarks, I'm really fucking high right now, and I covet your beard like no one's business
>>673947731
NotAfaggot/10
Would be friends with.
>>673947731
Did you play in the creed movie?
>>673948096
You look like a complete faggot.
>>673948096
marry me
>>673946813
You look like a guy who throws a temper tantrum when someone hits on a girl you like.
>>673948096
Crossdresser/10
>>673948340
Thanks but im straight actually
>>673948096
>>673948446
You cant marry yourself you autistic fucker.
>>673948446
If your a girl
>>673947731
Hello, fellow Alpha.
>>673948593
You really are this stupid aren't you.
>>673948653
I could be for you
do you like yoshi farts? :)
>>673948653
Thats what i call high standarts.
please r8
>>673945882
how fitting since after his death (1 year ago) i went from the plain white t-shirts and baggy jeans to "nicer clothes", dyed my hair more than once. but also i started going out and im happier than i ever was. thx dad. not really though. i miss him.
>>673948510
I'm not a cross dresser, I would be an ugly girl
>>673947625
Kid, it's cute and all seeing you dedicate so much of your time trying to be me. Here's a run down of my current mod list for my Cobra.
> Milled block & heads
> Bored over .020
> Diamond 19cc dished pistons
> Metco 2.7" sc pulley
> Steeda 100mm idler pulley
> GMS Street Fighter Coil Pack
> Fabricated O/R H pipe
> Flowmaster Delta 40 catback
> Exedy Stage 3 Clutch
> SR Performance Billet Steel Flywheel
> Steeda Tri-Ax short throw shifter
> Upgraded Bilstein shocks and springs
> Lowered 1.5" in front and 1" in rear
> Subframe connectors
> Upgraded Brembo ceramic brakes
> w/ drilled and slotted rotors
> UPR Caster Camber plates
> Fluidyne intercooler
> Steeda High Velocity Intake
> Diablo inTune w/ balanced dyno tune
And I don't care who likes my car and who doesn't, I just personally don't like people talking about things they know nothing about. Whether it's about any of my cars or anyone else's cars.
>>673948847
Motherfucking Greese lighting/10
>>673948847
Shave that retarded shit off.
Wait until you can grow a full beard... that shit is pure cringe.
>>673948847
autistic jim jeffries / 10
Hello /b/ros
>>673947850
I still check in on you fags every once in a while. Usually when the wife's on the rag.
Ayy lmao
>>673947625
>>673948814
I don't believe in all the tumblr gender fluidity bullshit either your a girl or a guy
>>673949020
You make me smile, cunt.
>>673948083
Dude, again, you are arguing with someone who isn't the guy in the pic and doesn't own a Cobra. He's just fucking with you.
P.S. I'm the guy in that pic.
>>673947951
>>673948086
>"Timestamp"
>"Now post dick"
nty
Old pictures of me and my kitty. I know how much you /b/tards like kittens
>>673948847
Cool face but change style niggah
>>673948083
Oh, and also, stop degrading me like you think his personality is my own.
Them bitches love me...
Love me b/
>>673948847
Your going for that Cyrus look aren't you.
>>673948907
Very, very few people care about cars. I could have the greatest quality fucking toothpick in the whole goddamn world but it wouldn't make me the fucking champ you claim to be.
Posted in last thread but had to leave before reading the ratings. Here I am again
>>673949278
>>673944900
>>inb4 Kylo Ren
>> Kylo Ren
OH SHIT NIGGER.
have you ever seen yourself in a mirror??? When was the last time you did?
How the fuck in the world would you think that you look like Kylo Ren??
My sides
Shit on me, niggers.
>guess my age
>>673949094
But you do like yoshi farts though?
Y/N?
I'll post chest pick when you answer
Rate me fam
Sick hair but get rid of piercing OP
>>673949159
Do I look that bad ?
Shiet
>>673949411
:^)
>>673949439
Since are as nonexistent as my dad I'll just say no
Rate? Thanks.
>>673949486
You'd look better without the femtastic haircut.
Be a man, man. Go natural, or shave it. Fuck that hipster shit.
>>673949413
You look like a shlong with glasses
>>673948907
>>673949510
No, you just look like a cool guy.
This guy, btw
>>673949413
Me
>>673945998
you look like that dork from limitless
>>673949411
Friends mostly.
People where I'm from I guess think he's ugly, idgaf either way.
>>673949767
27 ?
>>673946104
grow a bear or shave it all off. that cum catcher on your chin died ages ago.
>>673949651
I was gonna give you a blowy Joey and everything
>>673949689
That is essentially what I am.
>>673949982
>>673949670
I tried the bald approach, I looked cancerous mate
>>673948847
Only huge problem is that beard. Grow a real beard or something else not horrific.
>>673949385
I don't claim to be anything. Don't confuse me with the kid who has been pretending to be me. And how can you say very few people care about cars when it's one of the largest cultures in the world? Hell, people make a lot of money from posting car videos on YouTube and get millions of views on each one. Just because you don't like cars, doesn't mean it's not liked by hundreds of millions of people world wide.
>>673949653
Fag/10
>>673948899
what a coincidence you're also an ugly guy
>>673949653
DontshootupmycollegetilliGraduate/10
R8 me
>>673950200
Have any pics?
Sometimes you just need a second opinion... the shape of your face tells me you'd be scary alpha with a shaved head.
Purple Jacket Fag checking in
>>673948879
You should've stuck with the jeans and white t's. Sorry about your Dad.
>>673950200
Crew cut
>>673950352
So your pic is where?
>>673950413
you look like the weird arabian kid in school who was your best friend but always did/said weird shit.
>>673950388
>"Alpha"
>2016
>Being this fucking stupid.
>>673950327
aren't we all fags here?
>>673947731
tom?
>>673949764
And what of it?
>>673949411
How 2 fix? :^(
>>673950575
>beta detected
>>673949653
Nice hair. Everything else is disgusting.
>>673950553
this is me faggot
>>673949540
>>673948847
>small pic looks good, handsome, well-dressed
>click
>oh dear god
>autism/10
>>673950413
Ethnicity?
>>673950140
MOAR
>timestamp?
>>673950298
you sound like that guy who never played sports but always told athletes what they were doing wrong
>>673949540
post cute butt
>>673950388
Naw bro, I regretted the decision as soon as I did it
>>673950413
Get out of here Ray William Johnson.
>>673948083
lol, a ferrari is a rich mans vw... they are shit tier cars.
>>673950413
FriendZoneLevel9000/10
>>673950751
I have the urge to stab you
>>673950973
>trying to flim flam the zim zam
>>673950413
its a clock not a bomb/10
>>673950568
Yo, that's super accurate
>>673947449
Nice, care to explain cause I really am curious.
>>673950720
>Shitsucking narcissist detected.
Shouldn't you be sucking your gym-buddy's dick or something?
>>673947035
NoFlyList/10
oldest guy on /b/ here.
>>673950413
you look like a donkey tbh
>>673950731
Thank you for your honest answer kind anon
>>673949413
Max Payne 3/10
>>673951171
>why don't girls like me?
>it's not fair
>they are all shallow bitches
R8 maybe
Rate?
>Pic is long story
>>673951333
>triple burn checked
>>673951385
eating disorder/10
>>673951385
jayne and silent bob/10
Me and my bud
>>673945584
You're L
>>673951385
InDesperateNeedofaMakeover/10
could have potential.
>>673950841
Baseball and Soccer. And also, just because I tell you that you are wrong, doesn't mean I'm the kind of guy that tells everyone they are doing what ever it is incorrectly.
>>673944900
Ultra jealous of OP's hair. Jesus.
How long did it take to grow out?
>>673950617
If I was in a room with you and Hitler, and I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice.
>>673950617
Aaand another
>>673951333
>Implying getting laid is hard unless you spend three hours a day at the gym.
>>673951570
>Being jealous of nasty grease hair
>>673951536
12 year old Syrian refugee/10
>>673945320
10/10 would be friend
>>673951570
Interesting article for you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide
>r8
>>673949653
I'd hump the shit out of you for days, then never call you again
>>673951723
Kek
>>673951784
Edgy.
>>673951716
>implying I go to the fucking gym
It's called being an outdoorsman, and biking.
>useful muscle
>legs of steel
>stamina
Im an alcohlic
>>673951778
Thank you, although I sense a lot of sarcasm.
>>673951473
Kek i see it totally
>>673951385
Would let you suck on my cock and fill your mouth with cum/10
>>673951570
>looks at ops hair
>dyed so much hair is damaged
>hair so shiny it looks like a he dipped his head in a deep fryer
>>673951386
Cute/10
>>673951964
you look like an ugly version of my buddy mark. L
>>673950870
Moai/10
>>673951946
Ain't that the truth.
You on /n/?
>>673945320
My civic with just a few simple mods will destroy your mustang bro
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
>>673952063
Still better than my shit tier hair and tiny forehead. lmao
>>673952006
You should go be fat elsewhere and stop pretending to be King-chan.
>>673951946
>Wasting this much time trying to fit in to the social order when you can be just as if not more successful by empathizing with people and treating them like adults.
>>673951964
PEDRO!
YOU FATHER IS DYING.
please honey it's urgent, it;s time to stop shit posting and come home. :(
>>673952163
Not even close, but its funny that you think so.
/trv/fag master-race reporting in
>>673944900
really AJ??
>>673951546
What kind of makeover would need to be done
>>673952247
>2016 in a nutshell
Remember when men were men, not whining college vaginas?
Of course you don't.
>>673952271
>Not even close
This coming from a nigger who probably can't overhead deadlift more than 200 pounds
>>673949278
>filename
>>673951778
That anon isn't who is in the pic. But, I would be your friend as well, /b/ro.
Rate my hairline.
>>673952247
don't worry anon, you're in your safe space
>>673952163
Okay but what's your 1/4 time and trap?
>>673952452
>implying how much I can lift matters at all
I feel sorry for you.
>>673952330
>/trv/
you look like one of r9k's neets
>>673944900
You look like a delicious trap
>>673949368
Kek
>>673950617
Yeah I'd fuck ya. but then I wouldn't answer your calls.
>>673952163
Simple mods Copypasta from /o/.
>>673952522
Aging 80s hipster/10
>>673951386
Pic is not a long story.
Faggot in the snow.
Story over.
>>673952597
Don't be angry that you aren't /fa/ as well, bro.
>>673948096
You look like your getting ready to shoot up a black church in South Carolina.
>>673952573
>Still doesn't post overhead deadlift max
Beta fag move on.
>>673952572
It's copypasta. But, all that would only amount to about 325-350 fwhp. Depending on how aggressive the tune.
>>673952573
Not Op but lifting makes you a strong and gives you a badass body.
>>673950859
>>673952445
What the fuck does that even mean?
You're severely hurting yourself by trying to fit into some manly stereotype. This isn't some "college" bullshit. It's just common sense.
>>673952942
Really? don't even try me man.
I can literally bench 300, AND over head deadlift 250.
>>673949670
I'm pretty sure he's gay anyway
>>673944900
Don't insult my waifu Kylo
>>673952522
Sons of Anarchy/10
>>673951385
Hi! Few things to start off =] 1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!) 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>>673945121
average/10
>>673950568
I literally had the exact same thing, except he was from sri lanka, although he said some weird shit about me so I beat him up.
>>673953098
>can Overhead d-lift 250
>Overhead
>Deadlift
:^)
Rate??
>>673948847
loose the beard thing
>>673953027
kim?
Tell me about myself, /b/.
I selected all images of storefronts for this, so make it good.
>>673953382
someone gets it
>>673953382
>Not behind the back deadlifting
>>673951385
Needs timestamp/10
>>673947448
made me laught
>>673945585
TRUMP 2016
REMOVE KEBAB
>>673953382
I wouldn't reply to him. He's trolling and pretending to be King-chan.
Cheers lads.
Cows suits and scratching itches rock.
>>673952103
Zozzed
An actual pic.. So whatchu think guys?
>>673948869
myspace/10
>>673946672
Could you try not looking so scared?
>>673953510
qt, hit me up xoxox
>>673952866
Niggers can shoot themselves they don't need my help.
>>673953735
you look like someone who would have a horde tapestry
>>673951385
you look kinda junky-ish
r8 me
>>673953525
I need a video of this going wrong and the guy getting some kind of spinal injury.
>>673953735
you look so young
>>673953804
sure thang!
>>673946672
Nahh dude. If you're not sure about cutting it, don't cut it.
And certainly don't look to others for suggestions on your own hair.
And yes I just played myself. What fucking ever.
>>673953952
I'm 20 this year. Fuck my life.
>>673953872
you have to state whether you are a female/male
>>673953985
kerri?
>>673953896
You just watched it.
>>673953983
shit on my dick
>>673954038
male
>>673953872
Faggit, Fapped over this.
>>673953872
Wildling/10
>>673954030
When I was in high school people always asked me to buy cigs cuz I looked old. I was 15. I hated it.
>>673953872
want/10
>>673948847
is no one gonna make a joke about the fucking razor necklace? alright ill do it then: your necklace is stupid :^]
>>673954116
then
faggot/10
>>673946813
Is your name Wesley?
>>673953735
I know those babyface feels.
>>673953872
Fuck me sideways and call me Duma
>>673953735
You have a great blowjob face
>>673954330
trap/10
>>673953510
10/10 would rather bang than Danica
>>673954318 <3 One day we shall become menly men. Oneday, Thaat day is not now.
>>673954175 I get ID'd for Cigs/Booze at my own work.
Whats up /b/itches?
>>673954330
Tokyo Drift/10
>>673944900
Not Kylo Ren. You do look like my ex, though. Bitch was cray-cray.
>>673954568
>Paperbag titty fuck
>>673953794
What do you mean?
>>673954568
fat/disgusting
>>673953872
Perfect. Imma need a body pic tho
>>673954625
I need a hair cut. :(
>>673946663
Alan?
>>673954636
>>673954687
Well, thats better than a plastic bag i guess.
>>673947731
you look like a fucking pedo.
Weaboo reporting in
>>673948724
You were great in the Lord of the Rings.
>>673954866
Only because you're an insecure child.
>>673954330
Wrongkindofasian/10
Legit unattractive. Better start lifting.
>>673948096
Does your mom cut your hair?
>>673954044
No
>>673954940
Get out of here before some fedora Cheeto breath kidnaps you.
You're cute by the way.
>>673954852
Nope, Nick.
An edit <3
>>673955096
you sure we're not buddies from BSC?
