Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
bump
>>673942570
tits or gtfo
>>673943525
I'm an anon, dumbass. Try again.
>>673942570
I love you. I don't have a question, I just wanted you to know I understand.
>>673943720
You don't, sorry.
>>673942570
Bump
>>673942570
Will you go out with a bang, bloody bathtub or pills?
HELPS ON THE WAYYY
>>673943788
You mean you're the only one in the world who's who's experienced "suicidal depression"? My bad then. Hope you get better.
>>673944266
Probably cancer or opoid overdose.
>>673944361
Thanks.
>>673944323
Oh goodie.
>>673942570
Will you please be an hero?
>>673944461
Sorry, even if you ask nicely, I just can't do that.
>>673943720
>>673944361
>>673944323
Its anons life, not yours, they decide what to do with it nobody else
>>673943130
What is that anon?
>>673944628
A scene to a game I'm trying to put together.
>>673944511
Then you obviously have something to live for anon. What's eating at you?
>>673944683
It's beautiful
>>673944696
You really don't understand; depression isn't sadness. My life is great, by any objective measure.
That in no way influences how I feel on a day to day basis.
>>673944589
Gee, you come up with that all on your own? Your wisdom knows no bounds.
>>673944795
Thank you. One of my close friends made it for me.
>>673944432
Ehh that have a 30% of resulting in od and huge internal pain and 10% you will survive and will have to try again
I wonder if you're like me. I am generally a suicidal person but routines in daily life or hope itself sometimes makes me forget about suicide and cling me to life. I dream about what I will do, how I will react etc. and nothing of those happens, it just throws me to start of this cycle. I am using anti-depressants for 3 years maybe this cycle is because of that I was worse before anti-depressants.. If you'd like to chat, I'm here.
>>673942570
What are your thoughts on spaghetti? I'm making some and so it's on my mind.
>>673944963
I'm a pain patient; I'm not trying to commit suicide with opoids, I need them to function.
Eventually, the dragon bites back.
>>673945135
Which antidepressants do you take, Anonymous?
>>673945189
If it isn't moms spaghetti, it isn't worth eating.
>>673944917
>Having close friends
>suicidal
.....take one scrub
are you serious
attentionwhore
>>673944816
Sorry I don't understand but in any case I wish for you a bright future and stay well.
But this wouldn't be 4chan if i didnt say go fuck yourself faggot.
Take care anon
>>673942570
What could you possibly help with considering you can't help yourself the same way I can't help myself
>>673945297
Turns out, it doesn't matter how well your life is going, depression is still a mental illness.
Who knew?
>>673945338
Right back at you.
l0l0l0l0l0l0l0
>>673945285
So how much time do your have? I mean at most?
>>673942570
Where are you from?
>>673945425
I know more than most about the ins and outs of intractable drug resistant depression.
Helping others navigate that shitty playing field is what I am hoping to do.
>>673945550
30 years.
>>673945285
Selectra. Do you take any?
>>673945591
New Jersey. Currently living and working in NYC.
>>673945701
theres your problem, move back to america.
>>673945607
What is there to navigate on it?
Like honestly I feel its just a thing that is and thats it, maybe it'll break me one day but there won't be any loss in that.
>>673945684
>Selectra
Ah, Zoloft. That's a potent SSRI, but it will do nothing if you are faulty in N or D.
Ask about Trazadone or Welbutrin. Both of those hit N and D, and serve as effective additions to an SSRI regimen.
I've taken them all; only very new triple release antidepressants work for me.
>>673945924
NYC is in America, dumbass.
>>673945928
It gets better. It can be treated. There's a better future to hope for.
can someone just tell me that i can do the thing... please
Girl I've been friends with for a long while (and I'm very interested in her, and she knows) just totally cut me off. Ready to go out like an Irishman on Thursday.
Plus...
>failing school
>parents are alcoholics who have no clue how to be parents anymore
>no job
>emotionally starved
>never had gf
>practically no money, I steal from my parents a lot
>other family members don't really give a shit
>friends are decent but never really "have my back"
>never interested or enjoyed by anything anymore
>>673942570
I just had my heart ripped out.
2 days ago she said she loved me more than anything else.
She broke up with me through a fucking text message.
>>673946135
You can do the thing.
It might not be easy, it might not be fun.
It might kill you, in the end.
But you can do it...if you try.
>>673942570
Why haven't you kill yourself?
>>673946219
You deserve better, Anonymous.
And she deserves much worse.
>>673946218
Sounds like adhedonia Anonymous. Seek a doctor or therapist.
>>673946434
Too many people counting on me.
>>673946219
>>673946097
Not into taking shit for the rest of my life
Especially not keen on starting it considering my parents are both in the medical field and will feel the need to up in my ass about it.
My dad had depression all his life and I've seems to have inherited it one way or another, atleast I won't be medicating myself with crap from the pharmacy AND alcohol
>>673946097
I'm sorry to say that but you sound like a serious problem. I am taking Selectra at only 25 mg. I haven't tried others. My doctor gives me those.
I really hope you get better, Anon. What job are you doing?
>>673946619
Alcohol is worse. Alcohol will kill you.
Antidepressants just make you think you are dead.
Also, don't mix the two; then you'll be dead for real.
>>673946653
I'm a programmer.
I am no doctor, just a psychologist. Even so, if you are not doing well with your medication, ask your doctor about alternatives or adjucts. Mention the drugs I mentioned, and follow his advice.
You don't have to feel that way forever, Anonymous.
>>673942570
I honestly believe suicidal depression is a mutation in our genes designed to weed out those who weren't supposed to make it. That being said, I think you should kill yourself. And live cam it....obviamente...
>>673943788
youre one huge faggot if you think youre the only one whos felt this shit. I hope i see your face on a Tee shirt in the coming days. Oh wait no one will give a fuck when you're gone
>>673943605
I don't believe it.
>feminie structure
>feminine clothes
>feminine hand
>you a femanon
> tits [with timestamp] or gtfo
And I swear to Christ if this is Jestina, I'm coming to your house to cheer you up.
>>673946941
Yeah, that flies in the face of everything we know about suicide, and pretty much every piece of evidence we have.
So fuck off.
>>673947037
At least I can spell.
>>673946926
i don't do either.
My father, who is a doctor, took both.
Probably still does when he can.
Also I feel a career in computers was a mistake for people like us
how to cure manic depression?
>>673947112
Yeah, except I didn't claim to be a girl. So saying "tits or gtfo" is fucking stupid.
Damn it, is the new breed of newfags really this bad? They weren't this bad in 2006...
>>673947175
Gotta do what you love.
>>673947216
Can't. Sorry.
>>673942570
Don't do it there's nothing there. I KNOW
>>673947159
>>673942570
Hey dude, what rank are you on Csgo?
>>673947325
>Gotta do what you love.
I'd have to love something to do that.
>>673942570
What is happy?
>>673947383
i bet silver
>>673947334
Wasn't planning on it, but I know.
>>673947357
You didn't have an argument; nothin' to say but nitpicks at that point.
>>673947411
It's worse to have it trust me.
>>673947438
The feeling 4-FA makes you feel.
>>673947383
I haven't played Counter Strike since I wrote plugins for it ten years ago.
Ever heard of YAP? Yet Another Pickup game?
I made that.
>>673947493
>I bet silver
Most retarded thing you could say.
>>673947325
You crack smoking motherfucker. Trying to reference '06 nigga /b/ was never good. And summerfags was the first way to describe "newfags" you fucking tard. Newfag is someone who's been here over a year, and under five. Phaggot
>>673947671
>It's worse to have it trust me.
I don't believe that, atleast I could distract myself with something then
>>673947826
Yeah, you've got about half of what you just said wrong, newfag.
>>673947910
Nope, all it does is eat away at you like acid.
>>673948024
>Nope, all it does is eat away at you like acid.
I dont see that as different to my current situation
>>673948024
Just the crack smoking part. You're too poor. And the motherfucker part. You a virgin neck beard m8
I had bad depression because i have high anxiety so i drank a shit load ever night for years. I quit drinking 24 days ago and the last 2 weeks have been amazing. No medicine and i feel like im in a musical all day.
>>673947671
You should go play some counterstrike. Do counterstrike source because Csgo is a cesspool of toxic polaks and they probably won't help with your depression. Hope you get better soon.
>>673948178
It's like double the acid.
>>673948187
So now I have people calling me a woman AND people calling me a man. Beautiful.
>>673948257
And you didn't think that drinking was making your situation worse?
>>673948300
I'd rather die.
>>673947671
>>>673947438 (You)
>The feeling 4-FA makes you feel.
Never tried it but I bet I know what else would make you happy. Jesus. Jesus would make you happy but titties would make the rest of us happy so what do ya say? Tits for Jesus?
I'm a suicidle Anon. Plz help me a buddy out!!
#ICQ - #692808407 add me!!
>>673948369
Do as you please.
>>673948463
I'm an atheist, sorry.
No evidence of a historical jesus, etc etc
>>673948472
Who uses ICQ in 2016?
>>673948532
I will, thanks.
>>673948652
>>>673948463 (You)
>I'm an atheist, sorry.
>No evidence of a historical jesus, etc etc
There is plenty of evidence of Jesus and titties. In fact in Tittianicus 12.1 And the lord called upon Jesus to have women reveal their titties... Its right there in the Bible.
>>673948872
Yeah, the bible ain't evidence. It's a tertiary source at best.
Why do you even want to see my breasts? I've barely got a C cup.
>>673947159
>Everything we know about suicide
Do we know that sad people who want to die maybe, just maybe, should die? Or is that too logical to "know"?
Cite your sources faggot.
>>673949078
No, because "sad" people aren't a thing; some people are sad, but no person is a "sad person".
Sadness and depression are very different concepts; confusing them shows your ignorance.
>>673949417
I just have no sympathy. The world is beautiful and you're lucky to be alive. If you have an abnormal reaction to those facts, maybe you shouldn't be alive.
be an hero
>>673949794
Okay. We call someone who isn't sympathetic or empathetic a psychopath (or more formally, say they have ASPD).
I'd much rather be depressed than be unable to empathize with others. Congrats; you live the one life even I'm not envious of.
But even I wouldn't go so far as to say someone should die, simply because of what happens inside their head. So I won't be so harsh to you as you were to me.
>>673949930
No thanks. I don't like iPods.
>>673949794
Why would you be lucky to be alive ?
Getting over depression/suicidal feelings or at least rising above them as much as you can is like defeating a fucking dragon and after if you can get through it you will be able to do literally anything. No pain no gain. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself be glad that you are being put through difficult trials while other people are literally learning nothing. I was less than a pile of ashes so many times but actually really... I can't believe I'm saying this, love life now. I love myself. I think the world is 99.9% shit but I can see light at end of the tunnel. We need suicidal people.in the world because they understand that the world is fucked and needs fixed. Don't make me do all this alone faggot.
>>673950420
I don't feel sorry for myself; I have a problem in my brain. Peptalks sadly fail to correct this largely genetic issue.
>>673950420
Also weed literally solves everything. If you hate life smoke pot as much as you can so you feel like you are floating instead of drowning. If you are a "pot addict" which is real then conquer that, but once you have some self control smoke as much weed as you can and meditate/listen to music.
>>673950544
Well if thats your response to me taking out time of my day to try to help then fucking kill yourself. The world will be better without you. You actually just ruined my day by being this much of a faggot so Im putting a curse on you that encourages you to fucking kill yourself
>>673950789
Pot doesn't do anything for me.
>>673950991
So because you didn't in any way say anything that helped me, I'm the bad person for saying so?
Yeah okay.
>>673950143
Hahaha. You're an idiot. Depending on where you live, life has never been as easy or as pleasurable as it is now, in the history of the human race. I have literally nothing and I'm smoking weed in my apartment, just had a giant delicious burrito and sex, drove home in my car and am now watching a movie. Think about how much better my afternoon is than 99 percent of human history.
Pic related: my lucky life. Drinking with friends after class
>>673951014
Kill yourself. You shit on people who try to help you. The world will be better without you dragging us down. Either kill yourself or shut the fuck up. You are actually making your life worse by projecting your misery onto others instead of not being a lazy faggot and fucking putting in some hard work.
Hello I don't know if I'm depressed but life seems just empty, I prefer being alone which makes me feel very lonely but cannot pull myself to actually do anything about it, I think part of me just doesn't have the motivation to try. I feel alone all the time even when im with people. can't have a serious conversation with anyone due to constantly telling myself no-one cares about my feelings, struggle taking anything seriously, always feel alien when I'm with a group and its just been getting worse recently. My life is fine but why am I so miserable?
>>673951217
and what does that have to do with the medical disorder known as major clinical depression, which causes one to be unable to feel pleasure?
>>673951374
Maybe if you actually helped in any way, you'd get any sort of praise. You didn't, so you don't.
Deal with it.
>>673951405
Sounds like anhedonia; seek medical attention.
>>673950079
>tfw you will never know how wonderful it is to be a sociopath.
>>673951191
You are a genetic dead end. Kill yourself. You made a thread about you being suicidal then had the nerve to try to insult someone trying to help. You could have said thanks or nothing, but you felt the need to attack me by saying "your words suck". I hope you never experience pleasure again and eventually kill yourself.
>>673951612
I'd rather be me than an automata who cares only for pleasure.
>>673951657
Use better words then next time.
>>673951531
Dude, i will always have a bigger dick than you. No matter what. You and everyone else on team misery should kill themselves so my life is better.
>>673951217
Nice. Then you'll die, and all the stuff no one cares about that you've done in your life will fade away just like you did. How lucky you are to have such an awesome life, I really wish I too could enjoy a bit more all the things I wouldn't even know I've done once i'm dead.
>>673951886
Did you not even look at the OP picture?
>>673942570
1: how do you manage to go trough your day?
2: are you having a hard time with your thoughts, or do you even see stuff or hear voices and what are the reason for your feels about suicide?
3: whats your favorite candy?
>>673951531
This fucker insulted someone who bothered making a post. Do you think you have anything good coming to you in life for supporting his rudeness? No. You are gonna get cancer and die in the next year.
>>673942570
>May have majored in a shit subject
>GF cheated on me
>Brother disowned from family and hung himself
>Been depressed since I was 16
>Can't communicate with peers
I'm sick of the uphill struggle everyday, I can't keep telling myself it gets better, its been 6 years and its only gotten worse. I'm afraid it'll hurt and I'll bitch out, only fucking my life up even worse
Awww booooo hoooo i have a medica l condition guys! My life is so hawd. Pweeze give me attention! Kill yourself you pathetic fucking loser. Nobody likes you and you are never going to get better. Everyone enjoying life is laughing at your faggot tears.
>>673951612
not being edgy teen bait, im too old
but I can switch it on and off, I think i emulate what a "normal" person would feel like when facing the situation and pretend, but honestly I have no clue
>>673951531
thank you for the reply, I will look into it.
>>673952028
1. Very carefully
2. I don't have reasons; I have depression. It isn't triggered by anything; it's just how I am
3. Candy doesn't do anything for me.
>>673952032
I'm anon, not male.
>>673952121
It will hurt.
>>673952257
I'm not crying.
>>673952286
Right, that's less of a life than the one I currently have.
>>673952305
No problem.
Ops pussy smells like shit. Thats wht nobody ever eats her out. Thats why the guy she loved fucked her then left her for a girl without emotional baggage.
>>673952512
Awwww everyone give the little whiney bitch a pity party. Fuck you. There are people getting tortured right now and youw life is hawd!!! Fucking kill yourself. I don't like the fact that you exist.
>>673952534
Is this all newfags have these days? Try again kid.
>>673952729
And what does any of that have to do with depression, again?
>>673952534
>>673952729
>samefagging this hard
How was 7th grade, kid?
>>673952512
Even if I just OD on oxy? It'll still hurt?
Your face is mediocre. You have no skills. You have no friends because you are boring. Why havent you killed yourself?
>>673952892
How was the 7th grade kid?
Was that supposed to be an insult?
How's being an uncreative faggot who will never be as smart as me?
Hahahabahahabahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>673952939
You're sitting on 4chan shitposting to a thread over and over
why havent you killed yourself yet? clearly no one around you likes you enough to want to spend time with you
>>673952844
You are a white knight cuck faggot because you havent gotten laid in years. The girl you love is getting fucked by a dude with a bigger cock. DEAL WITH IT :)
>>673953160
I have plenty of friends. I tried to help and got insulted so I'm getting revenge. DEAL WITH IT ;)
>>673942570
The only reason i'm replying is out of mild curiosity. How does that make you feel? Also how do you think Suicide Squad is going to turn out? I obviously won't pay for it because i'm a loner that doesn't have a girlfriend to go with.
>>673946097
You sound like a retard trying to be smart. "N" or "D"...lol. Bet you don't even know how selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors work. Let alone ones that do the same to norepinephrine or dopamine.
Jesus Christ what a cesspool this thread has turned into , you all jump at the chance to hate. How sad.
>>673952909
Oxy is the WORST to OD on. Any opiate is. Trust me, I've almost died time and time again as a pain patient.
There is a horrible sickness, like your stomach dropping out. That's your intestinal track shutting down. Then you feel sharp pains in the back and side. That's your kidneys noticing something is wrong, and your live trying desperately to filter it all out.
But it won't filter all out, will it? You took too much, and just as your vision darkens you start to freak out. It isn't peaceful; even if you want to die, your body doesn't. Painful it ain't; it's just horrifying as you feel your body go numb and your vision turn off.
....and then you wake up in the hospital, because even with that much, it still wasn't enough. Someone found you, and the ER fixed you in a finger snap.
But now everyone knows. And that's almost as bad as dying.
>>673953469
its literally one guy replying with hate, just look at the number of posters everytime he spews his shit
I hope every junkie on earth dies. You are all waste.
>>673953396
>has plenty of friends
>trolling on anonymous discussion board
Something seem's amiss...
>>673953635
Deal with it. :) awww i said Deal with it. What are you gonna do now? I used your own card on you. Deal with it.
>>673952939
Got too many people depending on me.
>>673953257
I'm OP idiot.
>>673953440
Same
>>673953468
You ever try to spell N on a phone keyboard? It ain't easy.
>>673953469
It's just a few people.
>>673953716
Who here is even a junkie kid?
>>673953526
That sounds terrifying.
>>673953857
Wrong person again.
>>673953820
Yeah because spending 15 minutes on here means i have no friends. Nice assumption. How bout you just DEAL WITH IT??
>>673953716
Agreed. And I just quit heroin a few weeks ago..kek.
>>673953526
Is there a painless way? If I hang myself to have the neck snap, it's instant, so besides the fear before the snap, it won't hurt?
>>673953897
It never gets easier. Even when you have the antidote in your hand.
>>673953970
You are gonna be using again in a week. Deal with it
>>673954023
How bout you fucking google it you retarded whore?
>>673953869
I bet you voted for Huckabee
>>673953635
Oh right, can't say I'm suprised.
>>673954023
>snapping your neck doesn't hurt
riiiiiiggghhttt
Hey does anyone in this thread know how to DEAL WITH IT?
>>673954023
Neck snapping does not in any way result in instant or painless death.
>>673954157
Nope.
>>673954067
Nah, this was my last shot. I feel so much better since quitting and finally feel good to be around friends and family. It's the best thing I've done in a while. Plus I don't throw away my money like I used to. I knew people like you that would say the same thing that were users. Never understood that mentality.
>>673954023
You'd feel a sharp intense pain just before you died.
Pain is your body telling you to stop so it can preserve itself, you're not gonna find a foolproof painfree method
>>673954122
I'd rather talk with someone who's tried than trust some website to just have me paralyzed from the neck down, thanks.
>>673954327
Carbon monoxidine, nitrogen, or helium are all painless.
>>673942570
why not dead yet
>>673942570
Can i see dem titties tho?
It'd make me like, less sad and stuff. It would help alot and cost you nothing
>>673954262
>>673954279
Figured it might do something with the brain stem?
>>673954327
No bitch way out? Disappointing
>>673942570
I'm currently struggling with depression after a shit diagnosis. I tried to prepare myself for this shitty outcome, but it hurts all the same. Crushed any residual hope I had.
I've had depression most of my life though, so it's almost like sinking back into a bed that's slightly uncomfortable but you're just too tired to pull yourself up. And its raining out. Every day.
Is it wrong to feel slightly comfortable in your sadness?
I have been fantasizing about becoming an alcoholic to numb myself, but my current living situation will not support it and I don't want to destroy my relationship all that much since its all I got to keep hanging on.
Also, read you are a pain patient, sorry to hear that. Pain's a bitch.
>>673954480
Got too many people depending on me
>>673954492
Nothing but my dignity.
>>673954532
Death is always gonna hurt kid. We might not be able to record the pain but it will.
>>673954539
More like, "When you feel like starting, think about why you QUIT." Helps me out not to go back to my shitty ways.
>>673954539
What happened with respect to the diagnosis?
If that's all the comfort I can give you, take it from my skin if you have to; most of it is grafted anyway.
>>673954788
But I guess people struggling with depression have trouble seeing the glass "half full".
eh bro. ive had issues with depression and anxiety for most of my life. Im 30
You never really get over depression but learn to live and deal with it is a must, not just for you, but for the people around you. You can do things to help, not talking meds.
If you wanna talk or know somethings that have helped me out im here =D
>>673954023
Anon, this probably won't mean anything to you, but in case you do think about it:
I think of life as a dark room with no doors, just a single candle in the centre; the candle is your life, it naturally runs out and that's determined by the length of the candle
You can two choices, you can snuff out the flame and be trapped in darkness, a never changing state of nothing
or you can watch as the flame flickers, wavers and dances throughout, illuminating artwork within the shadow, some sad, some happy.
It's your choice anon, take the nothing, or choose the chance at the unknown.
In the same way nothing stays good forever, nothing stays bad either
>>673954928
Yeah, medication works better than talking, but thanks.
>>673954985
That's a really dumb as fuck way of looking at the world.
>>673954985
That's how I always try to think of it. I don't want to miss out and I'm afraid of nothingness anyways though.
>>673955099
>checked
it gets me through it
>>673955099
>
I cant tell you if they work better or not, just talking from what i know from life.
>>673954645
I call bullshit on either losing your dignity or the depression. I get the feeling you're scared and just making up whatever excuse you think people would buy. You know where you are, you came here for a reason and /b accepts only one form of currency.
and in what possible way is your dignity involved if you cover your face?
>>673955099
It's not dumb. You're just acting like an edgy cynical cunt for the sympathy now. I guess the best answer for someone like you is either DO IT or DEAL WITH IT. And we all know you'll just deal with it and go back to your meaningless life so you might as well gtfo my /b/.
>>673955250
I can. They work better. Because we have a thing called "statistics" to tell us what treatments work best.
>>673955228
A lie that gets you through life is still a lie.
>>673955375
Yeah, I've been on /b/ longer than most, and I know when that dumb meme started. Sorry, it doesn't apply to me; I'm not an attention whore.
>>673955527
It's pretty fucking dumb.
And this ain't your /b/ kid; I've met the people who run this shut.
>>673954985
22 years of bad, and you want me to think about sticking it out because nothing stays bad forever?
OP... I took paxil since I was six... Got off all my meds at 18... Have learned that
Growing up and finding a job so I can eat food, play vidya, watch porn, and screw whores off of Backpage was more important than
>thatonetimeigotbadtouch.jpg
>nobodylikesme.gif
>nofriends.note
>feellikefaggotman.gif
>medicated.exe
>mentalityoverwritten.rar
>10yearsofFUCKINGHATEEVERYTHING.jpg
>getoffmeds.jpg
>systemrebootrun.exe
>accept I'm a fucking weird motherfucker
>become bad motherfucker with no
>regrets.jpg
OP, go outside, look up, say,"I amanon... And fuck everything else"
>>673955639
explain how it's a lie
I don't believe in the afterlife, once you're dead, you're dead.
I'd rather take a shot in the dark then never try.
>>673942570
You can't help yourself, and you are offering help to others?
>>673955705
It really doesn't. however you choosing to fixate on all the bad and ignore the good is your doing, that's your mind at work, good shit happens all the fucking time.
>>673955832
Yeah, that doesn't help in any way; this is genetic, it ain't gonna get overturned by a peptalk.
>>673955850
It's a lie because it has no basis in reality.
>>673955914
Those who can't, teach.
>>673956057
Not really.
I hurt too. i have this spot on my nose and it's rea;llly panful.
>>673955639
>I know when that dumb meme started
It's literally in the rules of the board, I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling or actually believe that having tits and not showing them isn't reason to gtfo hun.
I want to kill myself to stop killing other people. It's illogical, but I love it and I hate myself for it. Killed a kid once and almost got caught. Never want to do it again but I'm afraid I might do it soon. I need help
>>673954788
Hah, yea that's probably a better way to look at it.
These are supposed to be motivational quotes, but they're promoting alcoholism.
>>673954890
True dat
Unless its half full of vodka
>>673954876
Inferility. Stage 4 endometriosis. Crash dieting to lose 30 pounds in order to qualify for IVF because I'm a sad sack of fat.
I'm in varying levels of pain every day. My fertility specialist told me to just take 8-10 ibuprofen spread out throughout the day if I'm in pain. Hah.
I know its not the end of the world, and I feel like a drama queen feeling this way. But I'm a neet with no discernible talents or career, so my only worth was in having children and now that's likely been taken from me.
I used to have hope, now I have nope.
Also, jesus.. Keep your skin, alright. Sounds like you need it more than I do! What happened? Fire? Car wreck caught fire? That sounds horrific to have lived through. Unless this was meant as a figure of speech.
>>673956369
Good Guy Anon
Sees population expanding at an uncontrollable rate, slows it
Keep up gods work!
>>673956249
Yes, the fake rules we invented and perpetuated, IE a meme.
You aren't going to do well here.
>>673956369
Seek medical attention.
>>673956369
Killed a kid once and almost got caught. Never want to do it again but I'm afraid I might do it soon. I need help
dafuq
>>673956057
>>673956234
"It really doesn't"
I can't describe my life to you. I can't cry melodramatically for you to make you understand. Maybe things go well for you because you have support structures. Friends, family, maybe they even help financially, I don't fucking know. Good for me is just a stagnation of the bad, but at least I'm still alive to suffer, right? Someday I'll be financially stable and overcome the odds, have friends and a family
>>673956544
clenbuterol is very effective at safely reducing fat by promoting heat generation; you can find it on amazon.
ibuprofen will eventually kill your kidneys; see if you can get tramadol.
Fire. A lot of what you can see isn't real. Isn't modern medicine great? It can never give us back what we lost, but it sure can make us look pretty after we lost it.
>>673956801
Good for you.
>>673956610
lol welp that solves that. I bet OP is long gone, your technique is sloppy kid, ya blew it.
>>673956369
Jesus nigga that's hardcore
I hope you aren't serious.
If so I'd seek help.
>>673956605
Top kek
>>673956801
then die. if you're wallowing in your self pity this much, you cease to be classified as a human.
Not like any of this matters anyway.
>>673957351
That's not how we define human.
>>673957183
Trolls trolling trolls.
>>673957045
hmm.. Thank you for the advice!
I'll look into Tramadol. Yea, I'm limiting my intake of ibuprofen.. I'd rather take the pain. And tbh its not that bad anyhow, except for the times I had a cyst leak or rupture. But even then I never went to ER, I just powered through it at home.
No idea if I'll ever be able to get either drug. I'm a canuck so shit is crazy regulated.
Yikes. Sorry to hear that.
And yea. Modern medicine is pretty fuckey. Reconstructive surgery I take it? I hope your healing well from it, but it sounds like your not.
>>673954023
There is no foolproof painless way to die.
As far as opiates, I've od'd on heroin more than once, and I'll describe the experience.
First you get pins and needles. And not the nice pins and needles you get when you do a nice shot, but painful. They don't so much feel like pins and needles as much as daggers.
Then your brain starts to itch to the point of pain. Way beyond that pleasant opiate induced itch that feels oh so good to scratch, it itches so bad that it hurts and the hair on your head feels like it's burning.
This is right about the time the panic sets in. Being a junkie, I've accepted the high probability of an early death, and 99% of the time I would tell you I'd rather be dead than living like this. But that all goes out the window when your body tells your brain you're dying for real. I promise that the panic that you'll experience will be the worst part of it, regardless of how you kill yourself. Even with gas like carbon monoxide, it's hard to say what the person goes through in their final seconds of consciousness.
Then your stomach drops, your vision gets blurry and starts to close in, as you pray to the god you don't believe in to spare your life.
Then you wake up retarded and in physical pain from the fall you took. The retardation usually passes after a few hours.
>>673958394
Like I said, clen is available off Amazon. It isn't regulated in US or CN to my knowledge.
It's been half a decade. I'll be fine. Don't be an ass and seclude yourself; go to the ER if you need it. Ain't gonna impress anyone by hurting when you don't need to.
Don't let yourself get in your own way.
>>673958617
I already explained all that man.
How to deal with suicidal feelings
1. Kill yourself
2. Don't
if you are making a post it's becuase you are so fucking stupid that you think the approval of others in this world means a fucking thing and are fishing for attention. Nobody ever waste your time in these threads because these people don't want help, they want the 4chan equivalent of LIKES / to spread their misery onto others.
>>673959271
Yeah, I don't know if you read the OP, but nothing in it said anything about approval or attention.
gg kid.
>>673958782
My bad didn't see it. Good description.
>>673959629
No big, I just don't want you to waste your time is all.
>>673958669
Yea, not available via Cnd amazon, but US amazon for sure. Hmm.. I'll look into it. I'm losing at a pretty good rate already (not eating because of depression, which is surprising cause I tend to over eat instead).
Guess not. Most of those times were pre-diagnosis. But with this docs don't really know how to help you, you just come across looking like someone desperate for a fix who isn't in "real" pain.
But that's true.. don't let yourself get in your own way. You're right.
Funny how that could be turned around with suicide.
>>673959780
Sometimes you need to see the end before you realize what you really wanted was a beginning.
>>673959438
Oh, because this isn't about attention. oh, alright, got it, you are just here looking for not attention. This is a thread where people are talking about themselves so that other people don't pay attention to them. Oh! I get it now. That makes sense.
Fucking kill yourself.
Don't like my post?
Deal with it.
You all really just need to learn how to deal with it.
Man, I really wish there were some people in this thread who knew how to deal with it. That would be great. Does anyone know where I can find people who know how to deal with it?
>>673960195
Yeah, that'll help.
>>673960106
Glad to see it makes sense to you too.
>>673960263
No one here.
People who fish for attention need exterminated from the planet. You ruined fucking everything. Go do something with your fucking life before you ever try to broadcast your shit life again.
>>673960349
are you mad bro?
>>673960391
Right back attcha.
>>673960462
No, just weary.
>>673960349
haha u mad bro lol deal with it bro
deal with it aight?
>>673960513
No thanks.
>>673942570
If your depression was time on a microwave would it be enough time that it could heat a burrito so hot god him self would not be able too bite it ?
>>673960511
OP is such an important and special flower! Morrisey is going to write a song about you! Your depression story is so interesting! They are gonna make a movie about it!
Kill your egos you fucking losers
>>673960590
No god, no masters.
>>673960665
Try harder.
>>673960665
op i feel so bad for you you are so depressed! you are so important! what do you need - I am here for you! you are depressed so I am here to help you . You are so special. I am going to write songs about you. You are such an inspiration. You are bringing us into a new age!!!!!
>>673942570
Why are you not dead yet?
>>673942570
Send me money?
I mean, if you're gonna go kill yourself, you probably dont need what you have.
>>673942570
Q: Why do people in this thread not realize how awesome you are to offer your help to others whose situation you can relate to, and how therapeutic to everyone involved?
Q: What is your life situation?
Q: What plans do you have for the future?
>>673960740
you keep responding but you claim you arent mad bro - if you arent mad bro then why are you responding? you could just ignore this? are you mad bro? can you deal with it?
op is so special. She is so important. Everyone get in this thread and give her attention. She needs LIKES or she won't be able to continue! Give her attention! Feed her very important ego! The world depends on it.
Deal with it.
>>673942570
what time is it
>>673960934
this ugly whore hasnt helped a fucking person - first off, you identified yourself as a girl... people just HAD to know that because you know pathetic virgins don't care unless you are a girl... you are fishing for likes. What do you gain by getting ATTENTION? You are so fucking pathetic it's hilarious.
>>673960811
Glad to hear it.
>>673960820
Answered like ten times.
>>673960839
What's your paypal?
>>673960991
Ahuh, yes, good.
>>673960934
What does Q: mean?
>>673961321
9:55. And about time for me to exit, stage left.
>>673961356
Yeah, no I didn't. Others identified me as female; I just took a picture.
op explain why you posted a picture indicating you are female if this entire thread wasn't to give you and your retarded unevolved brain attention? Whats it like needing approval to function? Must be a sad pathetic fucking existence you are living.
>>673961356
>replying as if this wasn't my first post in the thread.
OP any answers to my questions?
>>673960839
I was going to say that too actually but wasn't sure if it crossed the line. I do have a heroin habit to support after all and it's gotten to be more than I can afford on the 29/hour I make.
I mean you seem pretty well off and a couple hundred dollars would really help out right now lol
>>673961545
you are a dumb whore who needs attention to function - what a sad fucking person you are
>>673961578
Don't know, why don't you tell me?
>>673961545
>9:55. And about time for me to exit, stage left.
you absolute madman
>>673961677
I hope a bad batch goes around and kill you and all your retarded junkie friends. Do you think the universe is gonna let you get away with being such a pathetic leech? hahahha think again kid.
Get readY to DEAL WITH IT
>>673961750
Heaven de margatroid!
>>673961677
Seek help
>>673942570
don't know you anon, but I love you. will help if need.
>>673942570
Moved my whole life because my step dad kept moving, Mother treats me ike shit, he hates me because I'm not his son, 22 in college right now. HAve no social skills, figure I'll blow my brains out in the end anyways
>>673961721
You love attention. Just admit it. This entire thread was made to give you attention because all the guys you are obsessed with don't give a shit about you. Holy fuck women are pathetic. Can one of you try to rise above your meaningless problems without spreading them onto everyone else? Men have been doing this since the beginning of time - there have been like 5 or 6 inspirational women ever.
>>673962035
*Edit wasn't able to make friends because kept making friends
>>673960263
There are people who can help, who have been through it, they just don't want to show themselves. I've been suffering through depression over the past few years. Over that time, I managed to find few little things which kept me happy, or at least helped me get through the everyday life. Having to wake up and fake a smile until you sleep is tiring, but I pushed on. I'm still not past depression, doubt I will be anytime soon, but I learnt to live with it, and enjoy the little things. Picture rather related.
>>673961908
come and suck me
>>673962138
*Moving I just drank a good amount of codine lol
>>673943525
>>673947112
Learn the rules newfag. Get the fuck off the internet, you're too stupid.
>>673947112
Newfag gtfo
>>673961864
Don't have any junkie friends and I make my own. Try again.
>>673962163
im making fun of this retarded piece of shit fuck who told me to "deal with it" after I posted something trying to help this retarded whore who made this thread and she responded to it with "thanks, but your words didnt do anything for me" instead of just ignoring my post or even pretending to be thankful. I hope she fucking kills herself tonight.
>>673962082
Yeah yeah, fail troll is fail.
>>673962035
That sounds awful man. Keep working on those social skills they come in handy.
>>673961982
Love you too.
Well, it's 10 and I've been running this thread for two hours. See you all tomorrow at 8AM and again at 8PM.
>>673962392
Bye, Anon.
>>673962392
>See you all tomorrow at 8AM and again at 8PM.
#regular
>>673962326
try again hahahahahahahahahahahahha the only one who has to try anything again is you - I'm not the degenerate loser who relies on pain medication to get through my day. You are literally one of the most pathetic people who have ever existed and if you don't change that today then you have literally nothing but hell awaiting you. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
Try again junkie faggot. Try to be something. Nah just kidding you are gonna be dead in a month and I am going to laugh like I do every time I read about one of you losers dying.
>>673942570
what makes you special? not meaning to sound like a cunt but we're on /b/, we're all suicidal and depressed. to answer my own question now...
anxiety that makes new incapable of functioning and interacting with people but force myself to which causes migranes. makes me pretty miserble.
>>673962392
"fail troll is fail"
What's it like not even having the brain capability to do anything creative, like come up with your own words?
Fail troll is fail hahahahahha You might as well have just used a fucking emoji you simpleton fuck.
>>673947112
feminine structure
wtf
>>673962636
Don't hold me exactly to those times; I come home a little late sometimes.
>>673962852
:3
>>673962380
It seems that OP is more of an attention grabbing anon than anything else, but holding a grudge and calling out names doesn't get you anywhere. I understand, and it's rather annoying how OP responded, "Oh, I'm depressed, but I ain't gonna let anyone help me and I'll stay like that." You won't be able to change that view, but there are legitimate anons out there who would be willing to have you help them. I, for one, appreciate you trying to help. It's a rare sight.
>>673963043
You are one of those girls with a rape fantasy arent you? You fucking love this. Go check yourself into a fucking hospital - I will never go anywhere near your disgusting cunt.
>>673963082
He didn't help, he offered the most useless statements of all time. If anything, he made everyone here dumber and more depressed for having spoken.
>>673963183
:3
>>673963082
actually calling rude people names does make me feel better - I am restoring order to the universe
>>673962702
I can pretty much guarantee I've done more with my life than you ever will.
U mad cuz u get off on getting on people you perceive are lower than u, and aren't used to any of them saying anything back.
You aren't going to end up a junkie, but your kid will. Mark my words. The universe works like that. It'll make you eat your own words every time.
Rage about it all you want I'm not reading or responding to anything else from you.
>>673963240
oh - telling somebody to have hope is a useless statement?
oh yeah, because when somebody is suicidal and someone says "HEY HAVE SOME HOPE IF I CAN GET THROUGH IT YOU CAN" they werent helped at all. You are gonna have a heart attack and die in the next year you stupid bitch. Don't ever fuck with me again.
This is some serious shit that happened in my life about 5 years ago, it all started with being bullied in high school, I never really fit in well but all I wanted was just a couple of good friends, off to collage I go with my hopes and dreams, one week into the first semester my dog dies, that really got me down. I was still the socially awkward person I had been before and didn't really fit in well. I finish out my first two semesters and back home for summer break, about halfway through the summer my mom, dad, and grandma all died in a car crash, this is what turned my world upside down, I became so depressed that I dropped out of school but because of the deal I had with my collage and going for a semester I had to pay for those classes ( around $25,000) this started my hook on drugs, and my life slowly is staring to spiral downwards, someone plese help or I'll end up dead in a wet ditch on homoside charges
>>673963443
Dude, you are gonna be dead in the next month hahahahahahahahah and I am going to keep having a blast here. I have the best life ever, and you are going to experience 1000 lifetimes in hell before you ever get even close to my level. I am the best deal with it junkie :)
>>673963443
"I am not reading anything else you say"
awww lil baby is raged and scared
lil baby :( aww i am so sowwy. pweeze get better! i am so sowwyy!!!
You are gonna be dead in a month. I am already celebrating your death junkie.
>>673946097
>NYC is in America, dumbass.
hahahahaha its cute that you think that, soo indoctrinated with liberal bullshit. Move to a free state where there aren't soo many bullshit laws.
>>673963240
I assume he made a post before the one I replied to, actually trying to help, which you shut down according to him. No wonder he followed through with the one I ended up replying to.
>>673963356
Well, as long as it helps you vent. It's just hard to get a legitimate reply when one party member starts swearing, but I won't judge. Feel free to vent in the replies to me, if it helps you.
>>673963655
holy fuck you are the biggest pussy on the fucking planet hahahahahah those are your problems? hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
>>673963998
look what you did dumb bitch op now im accidentally yelling at people i dont want to yell at
this is all your fault
now this dude is gonna die
you are gonna fucking pay for this
>>673963721
:p
I know I said I wouldn't respond but you're literally such a bad troll that you made me laugh harder than a ylyl thread.
GG troll GG
>>673964167
you arent laughing. your blood is boiling right now. Go shoot up so that you can deal with it.
you are so mad bro :)
>>673964167
GG troll GG
yeah thats such a badass thing to say
that is definitely not the most autistic fucking thing i have ever read in my life
go overdose already degerate.
TRUMP 2016 baby we gots dis
this is officially now a trump thread
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MAN, TRUMP IS SO GREAT. CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO BECOME PRESIDENT. SHITS GONNA BE GREAT.
THEY SAID TRUMP HAS A 98% CHANCE OF WINNING! HAHAHAHHA HE HAS THIS HAHAH SANDER FUCKING LOST! ALL OF SANDERS SUPPORTERS ARE DRUG ADDICTS - THE COPS ARE GONNA ARREST YOUR DEALER ON ELECTION WEEK AND YOU ARE GONNA STAY AT HOME BECAUSE YOU ARE DOPESICK HAHAHAHAHHA
TRUMP WON!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GEORGE SOROS JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK LOL!!!!!!
DONALD TRUMP IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR SAVING US FROM THE JUNKIES DEGENERATES AND LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>673964409
And we've reached the final stage where you get so mad you can't even contain your rage to one post so you start posting repeatedly pretending to be different people, when it's clearly you.
My work here is done.
Tits or gtfo
HAHA TRUMP TRUMPS EVERYTHING! THE TRUMP CARD ALWAYS WINS!!!!!! YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS THREAD DIED HAHAHAHHAA
>>673944589
Man, they made the right decision to toss their life down the shitter then be all cynical about it when other people feel the same.
>>673951612
>wonderful
>>673964816
YEAH BECAUSE I WAS REALLY TRYING TO MAKE THIS SEEM LIKE IT WAS DIFFERENT PEOPLE BY MAKING ALL MY POSTS IN ALL CAPS AND HAVING THEM COME ONE AFTER ANOTHER
GOOOOOOD ONE DUDE
YOU ARE GONNA BE DEAD IN A MONTH JUNKIE :)
>>673964816
MY WORK HERE IS DONE
HAHAHAHHA YOUR IQ IS LITERALLY FUCKING 85 YOU JUST REPEAT THE SAME WORDS AS EVERY OTHER FAGGOT ON HERE HAHAHAHHAH I CANT EVEN OWN YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE DOOMED FROM THE START YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>673965061
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>673965136
TRUMP IS THE BEST EVER HE IS GOING TO GET RID OF ALL THE JUNKIES AND ATTENTION WHORES! PRAISE TRUMP!
Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
>>673965237
HEY GUYS - Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
>>673965271
HEY GUYS I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT THREAD I AM GOING TO MAKE
WELL, HERE IT IS
Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
"Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask." - Attention Whore
top 3 things said by autistic uncreative faggots in this thread
1. deal with it
2. my work here is done
3. Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
man, if only there was a thread that started off like "Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask."
that would be a great thread
Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can; just ask.
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can
Anyone who is also depressed or needs help, I'll offer you anything I can
>>673965701
I'll offer you anything I can
>>673965748
>>>673965701 (You)
>I'll offer you anything I can
>>673965701 (You)
I'll offer you anything I can>>673965701 (You)
I'll offer you anything I can>>673965701 (You)
I'll offer you anything I can