Happy Birthday Sasha Gray!!
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Happy Birthday Sasha Gray!!
Happy Birthday Sasha.!! :)
>>673933362
That is a good photoshop OP!
>>673933362
Happy Birthday Sasha
>>673933750
Thanks
Happy loose vagina having nasty ass whore day
how old????
>>673933750
so this is fake as well???
really?? damn, I coincidentally fapped to her today
>>673934383
Yep. It's a slut double.
>>673934582
you degenerate scum, how dare you sully such a pure girl?
>>673934242
Getting close to 30, 27 or 28 I think
I can't understand why people find a whore to be attractive.
>>673934822
Cheked. It's 28
>>673934383
the only way that scene is even remotely watchable is with the sound off, or if you could go back and stuff a ballgag in her mouth.
>>673933362
I never realized she has such a nice pinker.
>>673934822
slut has been out of porn longer then she was in
>>673936367
she joined porn in 2007 rip 2011
yeah its true
i have her nudes
Shame she never did cream pies
>>673933362
I'd Fucking eat her period.
i watched Opens Windows
shes a horrible actress
>>673938505
Who cares?
>>673937857
Yes, clots and all.
>>673938505
post her perky tits
>>673938505
she was horrible as porn actress would be even worse actress
>>673934720
underrated
>>673939266
thats why they invented the mute button.
Can we just fucking wish her a happy birthday without getting into an argument about how good sh was as an actor or whatever
she looks like she could've been a good April Ludgate in Parks & Rec
>>673940843
Doesn't matter unless she's reading /b/ right now.
>>673941089
I'd much rather watch her get fucked in the ass.
>>673941349
I'd much rather fuck her in the ass
>>673941226
it's a reminder
got to her twitter send a pic of your dick wish her a happy birthday
>>673941438
I'd much rather fuck YOU in the ass.
>>673942006
If I had a twitter I'd so do it.
>>673934159
oh wow, I wanna be this cool someday
>>673942006
>>673941349
id much rather watch aubrey plaza get fucked in the ass
>>673942006
i know she was popular
but she has 1m followers
impressive for a talentless ho
>>673935246
The guy even puts his hand over her mouth to stop her infuriating squawking.
>>673933362
It's my dad's birthday today.
I should let him know he shares it with a popular porn star.
>>673934383
Edges around cut are blurry, walls are different shades, nice try anon
>>673944032
i see what u did
>>673944032
You could tell him that he shares with Albert Einstein too.
Happy birthday
>>673944032
its my birthday today too
>>673944239
Feb 26th dumbfuck
>>673943798
she is pretty talented at taking dick in her throat and ass
It's also Pie Day math /b/ros. π
>>673944411
Yeah pie is cool
>>673944332
Check again faggot
>>673944332
Happy Birthday
>>673944411
Nice full house dubs anon!
>>673944555
>>673944742
Tripcheck.com
>>673944411
Le redditboy
>>673944591
Newfag
>>673944888
Trips errywhere!
>>673934383
It's cgi. DreamWorks did this. High quality fake.
>>673944396
you call that talent?
your mom is talented tho
.
>>673944239
eva angelina just another bitch who born today
>>673945097
>>673945097
So many people with the birthday today
>>673939266
i actually really like her dirty talk in porn
>>673945030
You seem upset Faggot?
>>673934383
>how did you videoshop this?
>>673937939
I'd fucking whisper tenderly in her ear that I love and appreciate her. Then I'd work my way down to her frontbottom, kissing all over. I'd suck and slobber on her sluggy pisswhippets until there was gallons of thick congealed quim paste oozing from her stinky whallop wound. I'd ram my average sized penis in her inviting gowl until I explode a quart of rancid wallpaper paste up the side of her supple bristols. Then I'd cut off her nipples with a penknife and sing the theme tune to Who's The Boss. I wish I could live a languid existence in the puckered folds of her crimpballoon and feast on the sweat from between her peachy fartclappers. I would love to collect a year's worth of oozing churngrool from her piss-stink scrambled fleshflaps. I would use this to drown myself in so that I may be reborn in the bounteous spendings of her hanging slimeslot. I would love to be reborn as her son so I could latch greedily to her bulletnosed floppleberries and drink the sweet titwag manna long into my teens until I had transformed into a large beetle that could scuttle shamefully up her shitsnip and lay eggs in her wondrous bitchwomb. I'd love to seal her heaving, naked form in a large bubble and have her writhe about in distress, begging to be released, but receiving only electric shocks for every time she refuses to wiggle her furry fartbeaver in my direction while I stroke my prick proud. When I cannot take it anymore, I will do a handstand against the bubble, clenching by buttockfundament tightly so as to form a passage that could ice a cake with wet cement. Then I would unleash a fart so pointy that the bubble would pierce as I collapse on my prize as it flails about under a crinkled mass of plastic and I position myself so that I am humping hungrily against her blubbery botrump.
>>673942886
>>673936804
Lol. Bitch is starting to look like Steven Seagal. Can't unsee faggots!
>>673944888
>pi day
found the high school drop out. Whats wrong? Dont like you job cleaning septic tanks?
Could someone photoshop sasha's head to replace her puckered asshole?
>>673945873
oh my
>>673945873
Nice pasta m8. I r8 8/8
>>673946602
I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the sperm bank.
>>673945097
ummm yes. By definition, it is talent, retard
>>673946778
I wrote it myself and am pasting it at least once a day for attention.
>>673946907
but true
>>673944270
Happy day of birth anon
>>673946602
>>673946602
>>673946602
fap ruined forever.
Happy Birthday to that goddess
She got the hiv from Charlie sheen
Would any of you be in a relationship with Sasha? I imagine that you would try real hard to be all mature about it and show how non-judgmental you are, and the sex would be outrageously satisfying. However, the jealousy, disgust and shame would creep in slowly, just as the manbatter from four baldheaded black guys crept slowly down her taint in Nigger Tornado 4.
>>673947219
No she didn't
>>673947312
Probably if she was clean and the relationship itself was fine, then yeah. Worth it for the sex. wbu?
>>673947541
This is the part where I attempt to show how open minded and accepting I am, but no. I would like to have sex with her, but after the act I would look upon her with disgust. I'm not necessarily going to deny whatever conclusions are drawn about me. I'm just being honest though.
>>673947312
of course i would... im not an insecure faggot like you. Like i give a shit how many people she fucked before me.
why do women get ugly once they get past 25?
>all of my exes too. fuck.
>mfw she gets into real acting cuz she's "good looking"
>only good looking for a whore
>>673947870
It's not really about the number of men fucked. It's not that different from not wanting to date a prostitute.
>>673947949
because you watch too much porn so you dont know what a woman over 25 looks like....
that or you are a pedo in denial
>>673947781
I love when she posts shit like this, like I'm not gonna remember that creampie in your shitbox
>>673947863
Reasonable
>>673933362
I think I know how I want to celebrate her birthday.
>>673948133
except i would date a prostitute too. Im not insecure and sexually repressed like most of the world.
>>673948160
happy birthday to her
thanks for all the faps Marina
>>673948159
>because you watch too much porn so you dont know what a woman over 25 looks like....
their face changes dude. you dont have to be pedo to notice that. they get ugly, men ugly.
like this: >>673936804
no wonder everyone wants to stay young.
Am i the only one who finds sasha's face to be pretty?
also her eye brows and facial expressions are intense
>>673947312
1. all sex workers are crazy
2. don't put your dick in crazy
so entertaining as it might be to novelty fuck her, the answer is no.
Also, 3. you might get a totally untreatable new STD that can leap through condoms and 4. She's not smart, she's 'model smart'. you might have to listen to her 'talk'.
>>673948771
Number one reason I fap to her. She is so hot
>>673948771
she is objectively pretty anon.
how the fuck do you think she got so popular?
>>673933362
Happy 28th Birthday Goddess
>>673948771
You are not alone
>>673948419
Would you date a prostitute still working? What if all her clients looked like Wallace Shawn.
>>673948871
and 5. she might piss in a bottle and spray it on you...
Is it just me who thinks Suzi from Game Grumps looks like Sashas non-attractive sister? Something about the eyes
>>673949006
Fake
>>673949297
she looks non attractive thats it
>>673949297
I think Aubrey plaza and Sasha Gray look similar
>>673948730
i feel like maybe she was always this ugly, I just never noticed until she put her clothes on...
Please be honest. Is there anyone here who ever fantasized about eating her buttocks. Roasting them and eating them. They are so fleshy and plump.
If not, then I definitely never did either.
anyone got the one. where someone ask her. you just got fucked in the ass and now your eating a hamburger.
>>673949252
I would do anything to drink a pint glass of her piss.
:3
>>673948489
High Sasha, big fan of your anal fistings
>>673933362
>you'll never have a smoke and listen to coil with sasha.... or any other girl for that matter
>>673949467
Sasha Grey. So sexy... until that dick comes out. Then she's in ugly mode.
Regardless, anyone have the pic with the towel hanging from her butt?
>>673949814
There's one particular picture, she is wearing stripy underwear. Her botpillows looked their most delicious
>>673933362
She's a slut, borderline retarded, qnd she's a terrible actress. Hopefully this is the last birthday she has.
She is in the film “Would You Rather” with Ricky from TPB. She was pretty rubbish. That's a good way to describe her in general: pretty rubbish.
>>673949530
Enjoy your frothy chlamydia
>>673950049
i think i know which one you mean but i don't have it
>>673950169
you're quite the fucking charmer
>>673950240
I would do it, even then. I couldn't help it if I got the chance.
>>673949157
still working is different solely from the disease standpoint... i would date a still working porn star or stripper but unless she is going to get tested every day, it would just be too much of a risk.
i could care less about how her clients look tho. It would purely be based on risk of disease.
>>673950355
She provides no value to society, and makes a living by creating a fanbase of loser faggots like yourself. She is terrible at everything she tries to do outside of porn, proving that she's only good for filling her holes with cock. She's a worthless sack of flesh that serves one purpose.
Welcome to /b/ you fucking normie faggot. Go jump into a freeway.
>>673950355
Found it
>>673936804
>>673950862
Steady on, son. Do you intend to cause injury with your word weapons?
>>673950862
>>673950862
>She provides no value to society,
implying helping people masturbate is of no value.
>>673950862
and what value do you provide sitting on /b/ all day eating cheetos?
>inb4 hurrr durrrr projecting hurr durrr
>>673950921
>>673934159
>>673950921
Sauce?
>>673951179
No, it provides no value at all you stupid fuck. And anyone jacking off to this ugly slut is one sad motherfucker
>>673950862
You are adamant that it is important to provide value to society, yet you encourage someone to jump into a freeway, possibly causing massive loss of life and wastage of tax dollars. What is your deal, I can't figure you out!?
http://pt. xhamster . com/movies/2117716/sasha_3min_deepthroat_oral_creampie.html
Sashas best vidya, no arguments
>>673951770
Probably depressed, typical depressed person tlak ;)
>>673951211
I hate cheetos, they're disgusting. And I never come here anymore because of faggots like you. I just come here once in a while now to voice my displeasure and upset all of you teenage weeaboo fucktards
>>673950921
wew lad
She's only a week older than me. I thought she was at least 35
>>673951770
Wow this is a whoke thread full of newfags.
This is what /b/ has become.
>>673950921
>>673951881
Nope, couldn't be happier with my own life.
>>673951920
That gif makes me question my lack of religion. How can there not be a God when an ass like that exists
>>673952031
Pornstar years are longer than dog years but shorter than normal human years. In normal human years she's 47.
God bless all her holes :') Happy birthday!!!
>>673952385
is she any good?
>>673936804
I thought she looked familiar
Happy birthday Sasha.. I think she's hot!
She made a music vid with a very well known rapper!
http://youtu.be/JByDbPn6A1o
>>673952566
Why did you do this
>>673952592
Q: What instrument do you play?
A: My Macbook Pro
>>673945873
You would do all of that to Sasha Gray?
>>673951885
sure you do... that's exactly why you are all pissed off about a pointless hypothetical discussion about a porn star
>>673952153
It's called sarcasm, you dimwit. How did I know you'd miss it and thrown a bitchfit. Btw, the fucking faux-edgy little whiny prick harping on about newfags is almost always the newfag. Tell again how you think she's a whore. You're the only one who tells it like it is. You're like a font of wisdom, truly.
>>673952812
I couldn't answer that any more than I could explain why I'm on /b in the first place. Felt like it.
>>673953089
Fair point anon
>>673952886
It was originally written for Natalie Portman, but I'll take what I can get. I have more to share about NP if you want it.
>>673953089
Ran out of cheetos?
>>673952463
lol
>>673952400
i think you should check your math since it goes the other way. In human years she would be younger.
when a dog is 30 in dog years, it isnt over 100 years old in human years
>>673952840
pretty sure thats what most "artists" of today play
>>673953368
Sure, why not. Ran out of cheetos, tired of fingering my micropenis.
>>673936804
starting to look a bit like pic related
>>673933362
how old is she?
>>673953836
We have something in common, finally.
>>673953865
>No literary value
>Prose was half-decent, at best
>rip-off of Eyes Wide Shut
even then, I enjoyed it. Hope she writes more prose
>>673954001
kek
>>673934383
Itz teh anal full nelson!!!
>>673954069
28
>>673952808
You mean the most known rapper!
>>673933750
Please just end your life. Just fucking hang from the ceiling fan already
>>673954001
And? Benson is MILF tier
>>673954295
how the fuck can someone piss like that? looks like a god damn pressure washer
>>673951656
Is that her mom?
>>673954352
its a meme retard
>>673936804
Wew lad
>>673942758
I 2nd this.
>>673954295
Is there a scene with someone drinking Sasha's piss? Oh god, why do I need to watch videos of women drinking each other's piss. why can't I just be normal. My ex-gf laughed at me when I asked if I could drink her piss. Why am I destined to remain in this pissless prison
>>673954077
>>673933362
*Grey, you faglord.
anyone got the one. where someone ask her. you just got fucked in the ass and now your eating a hamburger.
>>673954433
never said it was a bad thing, was just an observation
>>673954722
Had mouthful of liquid, read this, now all over desk.
>>673954722
there is but i can't find it
>>673952808
She was also in a Roots video. Very fitting for today...
https://youtu.be/V8hreqGYYiw
>>673949814
Dude, I think I just filled the cup...
>>673955377
Quite
>>673946462
can someone explain this for me??
>>673954722
>>673937042
Yeah and they're all fakes.. Lucky you.
http://strawpoll.me/7082807
http://strawpoll.me/7082807
http://strawpoll.me/7082807
Vote
What's she even doing these days?
>>673954722
Since male piss and female piss are pretty much the same, you can just piss in a cup and pretend its from Sasha. Less chance of dying of jungle herpes, too.
>>673937247
Hey, those are Lisa Ann's tits!
Would that I could taste the sweet salt-tang of that glorious stream from this modern day Pirene made flesh. My hopes and desires dashed repeatedly by these harpies who guard with hateful zeal the gates to their blessed pussfountains. I have planted saplings that will afford our nation's grandchildren the comfort of a mighty Oak's shade, yet I must remain unfulfilled as womankind will not bestow its kind action on me to let me bask in the warm waters of its collective poontang. I'm haunted by dreams of dying without ever having filled my gullet with slashwater from a salacious slapper.
>>673951648
Why are you even in this thread, anon? You're weird.
Actress, artist, DJ, kindergarten teacher, philosopher, book author, intellectual, mensa member, historian, social critic, pacifist, philanthropist, feminist, sexual therapist, entrepreneur, womens rights spokesperson.
why is she so based?
>>673951823
Lol, why is Frodo with Sasha? Interesting.
>>673956706
>>673956706
>>673956843
>>673956843
LOL
>>673956706
Oh, fuck me. God that's hot. What made me this way. Why couldn't I be a pedophile like everyone else on /b? At least then I might find company. I must remain solely devoted to female piss. I cannot find solace. I'm a hateful creature.
dsfargeg bkmk 2
>>673956843
>nobel peace prize
now i know this shit is fake
>>673947312
Most people dont have constant reminders that they girl they're currently banging has banged someone else before unless she has kids, has been in porn, or some assbag celebrates her bday on /b.
>>673956294
a piss connoisseur like me would disagree.
they each have their own distinct flavors and aromas
>>673948419
Once you have sex for the first time your outlook on sex will change fag-o.
>>673955731
Yes, I do.
Sasha is that special type of intellectual, the self-proclaimed intellectual. She knows about existentialism and mentioned Sartre so it's clear that she is a legitimate cumdumpster-scholar.
>>673955824
there's two cloths/tissues? One in her butt one in her vaj
its not rocket science
>>673948771
She's attractive, no doubt. But I think she's got Asperger's, she has the emotional range of a potato.
>>673957693
>someone has a different view on sex as me
>must be a virgin
sure thing retard
>>673957714
Spit and piss, it's all a man wants. I'd suck Sasha's spit from Roseanne Barr's ass if it was the only way to taste it.
>>673955824
clearly its magic... cant you read?
>>673957681
kek
Request: Asslicking scenes. Sasha licking another girl's shitcrumpet.
>>673949649
You do know, I hope, that she's not on this /b.
>>673933362
Happy b-day Sasha. Hope your dreams come true and you get to fulfill your goals. It takes brains and a solid agent to remain classy whilst licking the seats of toilets. No one would ever call you trashy despite the dirty things you've done. <3
Looking forward to more books!
Giggity
>>673958315
Imagine she was though...
I honestly feel bad for her. No matter how badly she wants to, she'll never be able to get past taking miles of cock for years. She'll always be a porn star.
>>673958312
>>673957821
I love the glance back at the camera...
'rethinking my life decisions'
>>673958457
Agreed.
>>673951179
Found the fag.
>>673958546
why? she probably made a couple thousand for a few hours of work.
really puts your $8 an hour at wendys to shame
>>673958706
>masturbating to a woman
>fag
think you may need a dictionary
>>673958888
But once she finishes, she can't crawl back to regular society. What's her earning power now?
>>673952153
If there weren't any 'newfags' then there'd be noone to post adult human female tits and ass on /b; cunts like you would inundate this place with loli and fur and dick rates.
>>673933362
i fucked sasha a few times.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
>>673958888
Eh, I run a research lab funded by the NIH. And I don't have to gargle semen to do it. So, I'm good.
Also, no anal sphincter issues. And no HIV. And I didn't have to do that shit tv series. So, I guess i'm really good.
ITT: Loser faggots glorifying & worshiping a whore who gets fucked for money (hooker) and she'll never know who you are or care. In fact if she knew you wanked it to her vids she'd think you were more pathetic than she previously did.
>>673952566
Would still fuck her
>>673945873
Yeah I'd hit it too I think
>>673955084
uh... sauce?
>>673952592
As talented as any 'dj' nowadays; mixing treble and bass and playing mp3s.
>>673959216
Cool cool
>>673959050
She just did a movie with elijah wood, before that she did a steven Soderbergh movie and she did entourage as well. She's gotta be making something
>>673959314
How can an ass be just the right mixture of fat and perky? Had she the best ass of any white girl in the world?
