Hi /b/
I need your advice. I'm fat and I'm going tomorrow to the pool. (swimming lesson)
How should I behave so that people did not pay attention to me?
HELP
are you even trying?
>>673928924
pools closed due to aids
>>673929205
newfag
>>673928924
don't act weird. act like you're a normal dude. lie to yourself. I guarantee it'll be fine. own your fat ass dude.
>>673929205
IMG NOT RELATED
>>673929348
newerfag
just dont worry about it OP. i know its hard but no one gives a fuck if youre fat or not, a lot of people are. just dont worry about it
>>673929934
SEU BUCETA
Need more nice answers!
why do you even care? you are fat, so what? you can't pretend you are not fat, fucktard. this question don't make any sense, if you are not comfortable with your body, don't show it or change it, you can always go to the gym y'know? fucktard
>>673930410
Never wear a t shirt. Just be confident in your own body. Anyone laughs. Laugh with them! For example: anyone laughs at your Man boobs, invite them to slap their dick between your tits. They will either chuckle or you'll get some well deserved action you beautiful person!
>>673931377
THANK YOU!
RARE REKT FOR YOU
>>673931377
don't know if I should kek or feel as though you actually gave good advice.
>>673931835
i'm confused.
>>673931835
what's he doing
>>673931835
what in the name...
>>673932138
>>673932448
JUST HANGING AROUND
Well Do This Newfag (I'm a pro)
Be Happy With urself Be Confident
And If ANYONE EVEN A FUCKING DOG TALKS ABOUT YOUR FAT SLAP YOUR MAN BOOBS SO HARD THAT THE WE FABRIC OF EXISTENCE WILL CEASE TO EXSIST!
>>673931835
WHAT IS THAT? JESUS
>>673930200
They should've gotten him in the face! So much more brutal!
If youre going to a swimming lesson, put the effort in to actually learn. Dont just sit there looking shy.
If youre talking and fuckn round with people there, just relax. Just dont sit there looking shy. Show people that you came here for a fucking reason and youre gonna finish what you fucking started. People will respect that attitude.
People do not respect weakness.
Nobody is gonna exclude you or tease you for being fat. But they will exclude you and tease you if you act like your body shames you and if you let something that trivial get in the way of your task here.
And be nice to people. In a group of strangers, people want to feel welcome. If you notice someone is shy, reach out to them. If someone is having difficulty with something, encourage them.
CAN YOU SAY REKT KIDS?
>>673933458
TRUE, TRUE