Shoplifting thread
Anything shoplifting related is welcome, stories, addictions, tips, etc.
>>673838697
Yo man, when I was like 14 straight up jacked £140 worth of energy drinks and chocolate. No one ever caught me expect the local corner shop and they were just like meh your banned. I still go to the same corner shop everyday kek.
>>673838999
Also checkem
999 can I get da police these trips are illegal kek
>>673838999
>your banned
>your
>trips
Fuck you
>>673838999
Nice story. Also checked. My story is that I work at a small Sears store and just steal stuff from there all the time
So when I was 12 I wanted to be cool by having Magic: The Gathering cards. So, my friend and I went to the local supermarket, swiped some packs and then we were apprehended as we were walking out. I have been a faggot ever since.
Magic: The Gathering - not even once.
>>673839250
Lol what's the most you've swiped?
>>673839169
I don't understand
when i was 16 me and a mate stole around $150 worth of groceries. this was just when self-serve was just bought out in Australia, we scanned through a few items (which were el cheapo things anyways) and that was that.
Never went back to that supermarket again.
>>673839734
Classic maneuver
Respkt
>>673839375
Just tools, unfortunately. The place I work at sells craftsman tools, appliances, lawn and garden stuff, vacuum cleaners, and beds.
>>673839810
Steal all da hoes
When I was a little shit i could get 4 Monster Imports out in one run without a bag. Just the right coat tailored for the job, and timing. Knowing when a shift change occurs and such. Also knowing when the Cops change shift so that there is the least amount of heat on the street. I got caught a few years back and stopped. They banned me and I came back a while ago and bought some shit and left.
Hard drive magnets are great for opening security boxes
>>673839349
Interesting... I actually go to the college magic the gathering was created at. I can understand why you didn't that, no need to call yourself what other people will inevitably call you
>>673839986
So true, I have a couple. They usually open up spider wrap too
>>673840260
Spider wrap.. security boxes.. just gotta keep them away from your cell phone. They're easy to conceal too, and most people don't know what they are so they don't suspect anything
Never look directly at a camera, never EVER put something back after you've successfully made it outside. If you decide you don't want something, throw it away.
I have shoplifter from Kmart a bunch, one time the alarm at the door went off after I bought stuff but had more in my backpack and they didn't think twice and just said I was fine. Make sure to take the little white raised barcode thing off of stuff you shoplift. There are two little pieces of metal inside, just take them out and the alarm won't go off. The registers are supposed to demagnetize them but don't always so false alarms are common enough for he whole system to be ignored as long as you buy something when you shoplift.
>>673840520
Cell phone? Why?
>>673839869
How funny... Unfortunately they wouldn't fit in my backpack, it would be pretty obvious.
I stole candy once when i was like 13 and felt horrible, never stole from a store again. i did steal weed from my friends however. i do have shoplifting stories however since i work at a convenience store. this guy had balls
>nigger walks up the the counter
>he is on the phone talking about cigs
>he asks how much for a carton of newports
>i tell him and he asked for 5
>over 300$ worth of cigs
>thought it was weird but whatever
>put it all in a bag behind the counter
>he asks me to grab medicine from the counter behind me
>as soon as i turn he reaches over the counter (nigga was tall) grabs the bag and runs
>i chase after him and make it out the the parking lot
>he jumps in a car and he buddy was already waiting for him with the car turned on
>he makes a quick getaway
we called the police and gave him a description but he just looked like an average nigger so there wasn't much they could do.
here's another
>lady with huge coat comes in
>starts shoving gatorade and energy drinks into here coat while we just watch
>fits like 8 gatorade bottles in her jacket
>i walk up to her and tell her she cant leave with that
>she says she's returning them and needs to run to her car for the receipt
>tell her that's nice but she cant leave the store with them
>she ignores me and walks out
In reality we cant stop people from stealing, we cant even ban them.
>>673840932
the magnets can fuck up your screen
>>673841201
Good to know, now that I think about it that makes sense.
>be me
>work as an LP
>literally happened today at 3 o clock
I was in the electronics department watching a 22 year old white male later identified as (we'll just call him) Kyle selecting Bluetooth speakers. Bluetooth speakers are a high theft aisle. Kyle proceeded to another department in the store after selecting a speaker . Kyle then placed the speaker on the shelf and removed it from the package and concealed it in his front left pocket. I contact law enforcement as soon as Kyle concealed the item. Kyle proceeded to the western exit where I had the officer waiting outside the door. I approached Kyle in the vestibule and identified myself. I then requested the speaker from Kyle because his body language indicated Kyle was not going to comply. Kyle argued and stated he had not stolen anything. I then demanded the speaker from Kyle again. Kyle surrendered the speaker and told me to move out of his way. I requested Kyle's compliance to be processed. Kyle refused and threatened to kick my ass if I touched him or talked to him. Kyle then exited the store and was immediately detained by lock authoritires. Kyle was found carrying a pair of brass knuckles which are illegal in my state. Kyle was prosecuted for the weapon and theft.
Moral of the story. Don't be like Kyle and pay for your shit.
>>673838697
When we were 15,16,17 me and some friends basically had an operation going. wed go to every mall in two area codes. Once one got too hot we'd just go to a different one. probably over a few thousands worth total from all of us. We used many different methods for many different things. We'd get caught sometimes but never arrested. Somethings we took were candy, baskets full of actual food we'd just walk out with when hungry, alcohol (beer or hard alcohol), lighters, Levi's, belts, nikes, converse, Versace sunglasses, Versace cologne, ray bans, rolling papers, Bluetooth speakers, headphones, video games, hats, socks, a necklace, watches, cooking scale, sweatpants, heavy jacket, beanies, camera lens. Don't know how it was so easy for us, just we planned situations perfectly. You can't shoplift from every store using the same technique, you gotta find the technique that's right for the store and for the item you want.
>>673841143
Yeah at my Sears job we talk about shoplifting a fair bit, all under the assumption that none of us steal from the place. At our store we don't get much shoplifting because it's a small store in a small town, so everyone knows everyone else. There used to be a huge Sears store that closed and their policy was that they would follow people around who looked suspicious (as we do in our store) but only 4 cameras out of maybe 30 were active at one time. Which ones were active would rotate, so you never knew if a camera was active or not, but chances were it wasn't. One of the ones outside was disconnected with the power cord hanging down the wall, blowing in the wind. Cameras are just there to scare, they can't actually do shit if you go out of view for a split second because during the time you're off camera you could have put back whatever you were caught on tape taking. When I shoplifting I make sure I find a place that is completely off camera (some isles don't have cameras at all) and just wait there for a while before coming back on camera so that if I was caught on tape nabbing something there would be no proof that I didn't put it back.
I used to shoplift from a grocery store nearly every day on my lunch break back when i was in high school. One of my friends shoplifted with me, we usually just took candy bars and shit. One time I started having a conscience about all the theft, and ditched my goods before checkout. My friend didn't. We ended up getting busted by rent-a-cops when we left the store, he still had his goods, and I didn't, so I got off scot-free. He got banned from the store until he was 18 (we were 14 at the time). I kept stealing shit from the same store. Never saw the rent-a-cops again.
>>673842150
Cooking scale? Sounds like you started shoplifting just for the fun of it, which I can understand. I definitely am starting to become addicted to it.
>>673841793
Moral of the story: don't carry illegal weapons and don't be caught stealing stuff on camera.
>>673841793
Yo LP, is the whole chain of events thing real? Can you still process someone if they stepped into a camera blind spot?
>>673842544
I'd say about half the stuff we took we took for other people who kind of had orders in. Yeah we'd take a lot of stuff for us but once we found out how good we were we started to use it to make a profit. People needed specific things and for some reason didn't want to pay the full price or would trade us. So somebody would say they need something and tel is what we'd get in return and if it was worth it we'd go through. The cooking scale was for somebody, they wanted a nice one so we got one from Walmart and traded it to somebody for 3 grams of weed.
Yeah I'm addicted to shoplifting. Anyone know how to stop? I actually need help with this
Careful boys they be out here nabbing groceries and energy dranks
>nabbing
Saw this at a Walmart. I was so tempted to take it and would have If it weren't for me having to ride home on my bike...
pretty much steal anything i can, have obtained many high priced items multiple times, ask me anything, typinng this from a 3,000$ laptop which i indeed racked.
In high school I would always go into the Dominicks in my neighborhood, walk to the pastry section, snag a bagel or two, and just woke around the store eating it. Did this at least once a week for several years, probably consumed hundreds of free bagels right in the store. shame they closed
>>673838697
I don't know if this is related, but I used to steal merchandise from my old work (pharmaceutical storage fascility).Used to steal viagra and vitamins and occasionally some other shit. Felt good. For the 1,5yrs that i worked there i probably stolen roughly $3k worth of shit. If a week goes by without stealing something i'd get extremely irritated.
>>673844651
How do you jack a laptop and where did you jack it from? Is there any form of tracking device put in them if they're jacked?
>>673839462
lurk moar
>>673844678
Probably loss of profit due to stolen bagels
>>673839734
everything I buy from Coles is brown onions
>>673844651
how do you steal a fucking laptop?
>>673844983
kek
>>673841793
Fuck off
Steal gift cards? Is it possible ? Activate them at home maybe?
Almost every time I go to Walmart, I go to self checkout with a few items and a six pack. The employee checks my ID and I leave the six pack on the ground while I scan and bag my items. Then I just grab my bags and leave without paying for the six pack.
From 13-18 I used to steal booze a fucking lot
>>673844862
Not worth it. They know the details of the hardware.
Steal electronics from people, not stores.
BUT if you do try an get one from the store; bring a single handed pair of bolt cutters and chomp through that kensington lock cable and bolt like fuck 'cause the alarms will be screaming like fuuuck
Ex Wal-Mart employee reporting in about a huge theft at the store I worked at.
>Small store with cut backs on employees, one of them overnight LP
>Managers never thought it was necessary to keep an associate in electronics over night
>Guy walks in store and goes to electronics department, guess he noticed no one there
>Grabbed a big suitcase from luggage and a pillow from home lines department
>Walked behind electronics counter, put pillow up against glass and used a glass punch to break glass door
>MFW no alarm or anything set up, also nothing to hide what's behind the door
>There were 20 or so ipads behind the glass door
>Guy loads them all up in the suitcase
>Walks right out front door, gets in friends car and drives away
>>673845519
Any tips?
>>673845693
topkek
>>673841793
if he didnt leave the store with the speaker he didnt fucking steal it, retard
>>673838697
Shoplifting is only a good source of food when you need it. The rest of the shit is pointless. Robbing cars and homes you make more cash. But meh what ever.
>>673844862
i brought a laptop box in pretending i was doing a return intending to get some small stuff, saw the LP go use the restrom and was extra quick with it, (in this certain american store they post the LP right at the entrance with a huge monitor with hundreds of cameras)
its a 17.3 inch as well
>>673844969
Dude I was just about to reply with the exact same thing, great to see anons doing good work.
I've always wanted to break into cars at night or something but shattering glass is loud as fuck
>>673845975
kys
>>673845978
I kind of have too. There's this old classic car I've wanted for a while. It's a convertible vintage Porsche of some sort, always with the top down so in theory one could just climb in and hotwire it. Anyone know how?
>>673842289
My Sears went 6 months without loss prevention. Anyone could've just walked in. Grabbed 10 pairs of Levi jeans and some expensive headphones and just walk out as long as they weren't seen.
>Christmas 2012
>Store hires seasonal employees
>Some short mexican faggot is one of them
>he gets a write up two weeks after being hired on for stealing a chocolate bar
>a month after that he is arrested for stealing $400 from the register
>he spent most of it by the time the cops got him
When I own my own business, the slightest act of stealing ($2 dollar cookie) that employee is immediately terminated
>>673838697
kek I didn't know there was a thing called Cheese Nips
>>673845949
What the fuck is "LP"
>>673846319
Yeah it's kind of a fetish thing, like putting chocolate or whipped cream on your dick or tits
>>673846405
Loss prevention, aka asset protection
People hired on by stores that walk around as normal shoppers watching people that might be stealing
>>673846405
>>inb4 google you dumbass -_-
>>673846405
Loss prevention, short for the guy who sits at a desk and watches the cameras all day trying to spot people stealing shit
>>673846405
loss prevention
Back when I was ~5, I would steal pockets upon pockets of peanuts from this big barrel they had of them at the local grocery. Well, the place went out of business eventually I think and they put something else in the building and I mostly forgot about them. Years later, when we were moving, I found one of the jackets I had in the closet still had some in the pocket. Was good for a chuckle.
Cannot remember what the hell I did with them. I know I did not eat them. So long ago at this point...shit...going on 17 years since I stole them and at last 10 since I moved...man...time flies.
>>673845910
Might want to check your states shoplifting laws faggot. In most cases just concealing the item is enough to be charged . The only reason places wait for you to exit is so its an open and shut case in court.
>>673846319
Good ol "Murican junk food
Probably doesn't even contain real cheese.
>>673838697
>be me
>not in 'store uniform'
>see theft
doesitrightinfrontofme.exe
>'Dude really, that is a shitty thing to fucking do'
>walks out
>I would literally get fired for confronting a thief. Every retail job I have had says the same thing.
>>673846405
Little penis
I thought you already knew
>>673846215
Well, essentially, yes.
I wouldn't have any idea how to hotwire a car at all though.
>>673845949
Target or bestbuy are the only places I know of that have podiums to watch cameras
Prime method for stealing from safeway or any major grocery outlet where employees don't give a fuck.
>Be me
>confident as fuck
>super calm
>walk into safeway with safeway brand grocery bag
>the kind you get after you already paid for your shit
>put food in it
>walk out
>confidence is key
>>673845910
>>673846598
Plus...he removed it from the packaging. That's a pretty good amount of proof. Also most places give you until the point of purchase, so after you walk past the registers, it's considered theft in the eyes of the law..
>>673845910
Stfu faggot and read up on the law theft is the intent to take something from another person which in this case would be the store.
>>673846739
That's what they told us at Wal-Mart, we weren't allowed to touch them, accuse them or anything because they could sue and we would lose our job. Was stocking shelves one night and some guy walks up next to me, says excuse me so I move aside for a minute. He then proceeds to take things and stuff them in his pants and jacket.
Okthen.avi
>>673846984
>theft is intent to take something
>intent
retard
Currently working full time making a bunch of money a year so don't do this shit anymore, but went through a serious klepto phase for a little bit. Not sure if I want to share my techniques in case I ever want to use them again, but I will say in each of these cases they probably only found out it was missing after at least a month; no irregularities in the system. Things I've stolen with close to zero risk from walmart, fry's, microcenter, petco, and other big box stores:
-GTX 670 TI
-GTX 980 TI
- i7 3770k (almost time for a new cpu.....)
-$900 worth of saltwater aquarium gear that I never fucking used
-Enough quality men's care products to last another 5 years~ (face wash, moisturizer, nice shaving cream with the brush and shit)
-Bunch of random magic the gathering cards and other toys for lulz
-Bunch of random shit from walmart that I've never used, probably through away several hundred dollars worth like smartphone car holders, portable battery packs, etc.
Eventually I had to stop because I got stopped by a walmart employee who thought something was weird but then I talked my way out of it. After that I decided I had a problem and needed to quit. I was literally stealing several hundred dollars worth of shit at a time from big box stores for no reason other than the thrill. The high end PC component jobs were fun and pretty low risk, but I decided just to stop overall. Even the best techniques, the best cons, if you establish a pattern you'll get caught eventually.
Maybe one day if I have a friend several years younger than me and into this shit I'd pass off some ideas but sharing exact methods on the internet? that's asking for the feds. Maybe I can share some stories on some con jobs if people are interested.
used to shoplift a lot with friends when i was 14/15
a trip to a mall or anywhere with multiple stores would easily result in us getting one or two hundred dollars of shit per person. we did this at least twice a month for about two years
there was also a lot of petty theft of junkfood n shit here and there
all of us got caught eventually, but it was almost always because someone got too cocky about stealing a small item.
i quit after i got caught stealing 10$ worth of shit. havent done it since. i miss it, but im an adult now and i dont want to get fuckin arrested
>>673847193
Look up the definition of theft faggot.
>felonious taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it
>intent
Now who's the retard you cunty faggot
If you've got self service machines, change the labels on things of the same weight and you can get them for cheap, alternatively, keep your labels for re-use.
Example, store brand 2 litre of water, 70P (pence, don't know what it is in America, like 95 cents). Cut the barcode off it it and stick it to a bottle of Coca Cola and scan it through - because both are now the same weight, the machine won't notice.
Works with anything, just get the weight right.
>be me 15 year old fagit
>guy I kinda know tells me he lifts energydrinks and haven't been caught for 3 weeks
>orly.jpg
>go to the store
>don't have any money
>walk past energydrinks
>I shouldn't
>fuckit.exe
>grab one and put it in my pants (it's held in place by my belt)
>you can do this
>eyeofthetiger.mp3
>fuck yeah
>go through the store with my friends
>think I look chill
>ffw two weeks
>every now and then do the same thing
>but with two
>one day the staff acts weird
>don't think much of it
>people from the back are out in the store
>ohshitnigger.gif
>fuck it
>two people are waiting for me outside
>they try to get me to go inside
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahano
>talk for a bit
>fine I'll come
>go to some room in the back
>see computer screens
>they had fucking cameras
>cameras
>fuck
Cont?
>>673847624
Fuck off newfag
>>673847473
Oh I almost forgot...
-Thousands of dollars in seafood and steaks from grocery stores. Talking sea bass, prime rib, scallops, tiger shrimps. I ate well for a freshman/sophomore in college.
-I still ring shit up wrong at self checkout just for shits and giggles. This amount probably varies, sometimes it might be $10 per trip or $20+. If I have a family one day it'll probably be a lot, but if you do it regularly again you're creating a pattern and a paper trail.
>>673838697
If you still steal shit and youre older than 16, maybe 17, you are literal scum
> be 15 in the 90s
> compUSA is a thing
> be amazed by the amount of computer shit available in one store
> want a 486 so i can play the doom demo fullscreen
>shitty 386 only plays in small window at 3 fps
>no sound card
>still get scared by pink demon
>at compUSA with friend staring at sound cards
> friend gets sneaky look in his eyes
>casually opens box like he's checking that it comes with enough screws
>shoves bare sound card in pants
>we casually walk out
>theperfectcrime.gif
>get home, ready to experience sounds
>tfw we forgot to steal the driver disk
>tfw no real internet yet
>>673847726
>tiger shrimps
kek pleb
>>673847593
>removing
how is it removed if it never left the store?
it doesnt say intent to remove, it says intent to keep upon removal
>>673840732
I feel like this should be obvious
I don't steal, but I had a heroin addict friend that would steal shit for me if I let him crash and buy him drugs. So, basically I was stesling by proxy, but was too much of a pussy to do it myself. Anyways, I felt like if I had him steal enough stuff eventually he'd get caught, go to jail, and clean up
>Had him steal a whole bunch of Magic cards first, that was no problem
>Had him steal tons of PS3 games and Blue Rays asily
>Had him steal a bunch of Carharrt gear, becausd that shit's dope
>Shoes, clothes, other random stuff
Eventually I felt like I was going to run out of shit for him to steal, I basically was spending $40 a day on this guy, but he got me hundreds of dollars worth of shit. So I devised my master plan
>Looked up a build of top of the line gaming PC at the time
>Over $4000 worth of psrts
>give him one or two parts a day to get
>in about a week and a half, I have a badass rig
But that wasn't enough. I needed a crown jewel
>60" 3D HDTV
>He fucking gets it
>I give him $200 for it
The next day he asked what I wanted, so I just told him to get a bunch of booze. He gets fucking caught, the cops pull him in and say they've been building a case of all the thefts he's been doing and could go to jail for fifteen years. He tells me to get him a lawyer or he's going to tell them where the shit is
>Have another friend rent a storage unit
>Put all the stolen shit in there
>Tell dude to fuck off
>He tells cops about me and they call
>I say he's a drug addict and has stolen from me and has tried to manipulate me into buying him drugs and has showed up trying to sell me obviously stolen shit.
>Tell cops to come on over and look around
>They do, say guy is a piece of shit
>He goes to jail, still in for 3 more years
Moral of the story: I got a bunch of free stuff
>>673838697
>Shitlifting
Fucking child.
Go to the self checkout and misweigh your veggies and accidentally forget to scan more expensive foods because fuck walmart for not letting me have a cashier.
Cheap bastards.
You need to grow up and rethink your lifting methods/priorities.
Stuffing it in your jacket means you're guilty. being dumb and forgetting to scan your eggs is admissible.
>>673847694
>give everything is at that point and empty my pockets
>they see that I have energydrink tablets
>"what's this"
>you don't sell them here
>"k"
>they call the cops
>cops take about an hour to come there
>fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml
>they finally arrive
>"what's your name yada yada"
>they call my parents
>dad is fucking pissed
>I have to stay there for half an hour and be "interrogated"
>I can finally leave
>goes back to school
>missed lunch and three classes
>iswhatitis.jpg
>was in paper next day
>kek
>ffw a couple of days
>parents are pissed
>here's the positivity though
>store owner doesn't press charges
>she is willing to pay for some summer camp shit
>error 404 brain not found
>I don't go
>no other consequences
That was the last time I shoplifted
>>673847694
I used to work plain clothes and the amount of times I heard the excuse I stole because I'm poor. srsly there are more then enough welfare programs out to get free shit
Stealing is shitty, but damn it's fun. Broke as fuck? Nothing to do? Go to the mall and get whatever you damn well please in return for having a heart attack every time you hear a store alarm for the rest of your life.
>>673846216
My Sears went 6 months without loss prevention. Anyone could've just walked in. Grabbed 10 pairs of Levi jeans and some expensive headphones and just walk out as long as they weren't seen.
>same shit
In the 'sears' uniform they would steal right in front of me, sometimes they would look at me. I would say 'I can't do shit go for it.'
I'm not risking my life for 12 dollars an hour.
We had more shoplifters than legitimate customers.
>>673844383
> skeef bike
> hide nearby
> take your bike home
> take bus back to hiding place
> take stolen bike
goddamn you're a dumb nigger
>>673847726
Heard a story about a guy that did this, was shifting things around in the cart, placing bags in with already scanned items, and slipping non scanned items into bags. Idiot paid with a credit card though. Lmfao
>>673848004
Wasn't poor. I spent too much
>>673848004
>truth
>>673847903
Use that as youre defense in court when you get caught and see how far you get faggot.
>>673847985
you were in the paper for stealing energy drinks? must be a pretty boring town if thats newsworthy
>>673838697
ITT: post how to be a filthy fucking nigger.
>>673848202
Had a tiny text about it
>>673845693
>>673847801
>weeks later
>eventually work up enough ball to go back to compUSA
>walk in expecting a crime scene lab
>none found
>more cautious this time
>check for cameras
>none installed
>only security is an employee that checks your receipt
>realize if i dont buy anything i wont get checked
>same friend from before helps block peoples view
>take a razor blade and open box
>remove cd and code
>box looks like its been attacked by wolverines
>place box best we could behind other ones
>walk past guard
>heart pounding
>he wasnt even paying attention
>go home to play game
>doesnt really run on a 386
>>673838697
been knocking over the same liquor store 5 blocks away since I was 15. I'm 45 now. Only got caught twice the entire time. Hell, might go do it tonight now that you got me thinkin about it!
>>673838697
You really think you are getting back at these corporations by stealing you are the reason prices go up and the only people you hurt is the working class who pays for it.
Use to work at a Walmart and Target small list of things I can remember stealing: snacks, ramen noodles, gum, pop, canvas', art supplies, iPod nano, iPod, iPad, laptop, a portable grill, lots of batteries, magazines, video games, and thought about stealing a vacuum that cost around $500, but never figured out how I would walk it out of the store.
>>673848086
I get your point, but there were other factors as well that prevented it from being possible, such as everyone in the house I share being like whoah where did the bike come from. Inb4 hide it: literally nowhere to hide it, everyone goes into everyone else's room all the time, she'd is in constant use, etc. No garage.
>>673848761
like i give a shit. not my fault you fucking sheep keep working a jobs that keep you poor and are too spineless to fuckin' take whatever you need like real men
>>673838697
This is the official nigger thread of 4chan?
I never understood the point about why stores have so many cameras it seems pointless to me.
>>673848944
Mostly to scare people into paying for shit.
>>673848885
If they're the poor ones then why do you need to steal?
>>673848944
Most cameras especially at the lanes are there to make sure the employees aren't stealing.
>>673848917
Yeah pretty much (this is OP)
>>673848859
what, are your roomate some kind of police? wtf is it their business if you got a second bi-...
*smile*
....anon still lives with mommy and daddy...
>Be me
>Work at Kroger for 6 months
If you go to self-check out an hour before close/after 3pm when other self-check outs are open,
put item on scale, type 4011 for bananas, scale will weigh item and charge $0.49c/LB
Boyfriend and i have probably stolen thousands of dollars worth of steak and shit.
>>673849156
Because they know I can't afford another bike and also that I hate mountain biking so why buy a mountain bike unless I stole it?
>>673848398
>get proficient at stealing games
>we can now steal game quickly
>dont leave any visible damage to box
>friends dad upgrades to a 486
>play shit at his house mostly
>his dad gets super fucking pissed when we dont save his autocad stuff
>decide to steal wing commander 3
>get to compUSA
>locate game like a pro
>open box
>holy shit it's like 10 cds
>split cds with friend and try our best to stuff down our pants
>have to walk funny to prevent cds from falling out
>security guard asks us to stop for a second
>ohfuck.jpg
>says he has to scan us real quick
>agree for some reason
>mfw the security guard takes a hole puncher out of his desk and starts to wave it around us like a metal detector
>point out that its a hole puncher
>guard says he was just fucking with us and we can go
>heart begins pumping again
>leave store
>cds fall out every where
>go back to friends house and play wing commander
>dat digital video
>his dad gets mad again cause we accidentally erase his unsaved work
>>673838697
Used to do a whole shitload of shoplifting with a friend. We'd steal pretty much anything. Graphing calcs, beats headphones, a couple keyboards, a razer mouse (still using it today :D), a bunch of cheap misc. things, just whatever we wanted.
I'd say we've taken at least 3 grand worth of stuff total.
I got caught taking a fucking pack of batteries though. Shit sucks.
I'll still "purchase" stuff occasionally.
I like grabbing two lunchables, scanning one, and throwing them both in the bag. I've made off with a good 30 free lunchables.
>>673849123
because its not my problem if they're whiney little faggots who don't fuck off from their minimum wage jobs and finally start claiming their stake. Nothings given to you in this world. the person who takes is the one who gets the most. That's why I steal. Fuck playing nice and begging for 7 bucks an hour.
Thieve are die in my country
Some adviceto those that go to the area in the store with no camera domes to conceal and think there aren't cameras. Most of those areas are traps there are cameras called coverts that are about as big as your thumb and the lens is about the size of a pen tip but are HD quality. Good luck spoting them in the ceiling.
Recently I've been stealing beer and food from my local supermarket without any problems. I can just walk out of the store with cases of bottles/cans and no confrontation. I think they have noticed me by now, but I continue to get away with it.
I also used to steal Pokemon cards professionally. Made alot of money and still continue to make money off of 3 years of systematic thievery.
>>673849471
english is also die
>>673849315
quit being a cuck fag and just take it. if they ask you, just straight up tell them its none of their fucking business.
man up sister
>>673849346
Security guards can be total dicks or cool as fuck.
That's why I don't throw shit at them.
They're just like you and I, but found a job that requires them to do literally nothing all day.
>I got a job as a guard because I just write circles on paper all day
>if someone serioously starts shoosting at work I'll lay them out with muh walther
>otherwise I don't give a shit if you show up high as a kite because I believe in that medication
>god speed /b/ro
>sincerely your guardbro
>>673849394
Sounds like quite the edginess, might I ask what your occupation is?
>>673849548
are*
>>673849239
Also, 95% of the time if you have a large item such as a large container of toilet paper, laundry detergent, packs of water, etc, cashiers dont scan that shit. too much effort
We stole a large tent (like $300) for a camping trip once because we told the cashier we exchanged it at customer services *insert name of customer services cashier here* said it was okay.
>>673849653
sory for my bad england i not natave
>>673838999
>No one ever caught me expect
Stopped reading.
>>673849632
none of your business you smug little shitstain.
>>673849239
They probably have an internal open on you and know what your doing. They are just letting you rack up the amount so they can slap you with multiple felonies.
>>673849536
>I also used to steal Pokémon cards professionally.
First of all, how does one steal professionally?
Second, how does it feel to steal things intended for children?
/r these assholes getting what they deserve.
>>673838697
im noob at greentext but i'll try:
>middle school years
>grocery store 5 min walk away
>always stopped by before going to the bus stop
>for 2 years straight i stole candy
>i stole so much
how i did it?
>i would wear a zip sweater
>wear my button up uniform under
>tuck my uniform in my pants
>throw whatever candy i wanted into there
>very fast and not noticeable
>also my uniform pants had these pretty huge pockets
what i did with all the candy?
>usually give it to friends
>sometimes try to sell for cheap prices
>majority of the time just give it away
getting caught
>8th grade
>routine stealing
>idk how i got caught but got pulled to the side before exiting
>employee told me to empty my shirt
>was cussing and pissed off
>i walk out and actually feel kinda bad
>tell all my friends
>go back to store a couple of weeks later
>they had renovations and actually installed a lot more cameras and those door monitors (idk what you call them)
>i somehow feel slightly responsible
>>673849548
Are you of making jest. I steal you place
>>673849786
Once again, the mighty edge of Excalibur.
I assume you're unemployed then, if you're unwilling to admit your job.
>>673849581
Might I add
>actually believe in dat public safety
>that's why I'm a guard and not a cop
>I check fire alarms and extinguishers and write reports only about the schizos that hang around that might cause actual harm to someone for whatever reason
>no one who has a job at the place I guard will ever be the cause of a report for jack shit unless they're actually being violent
Stay stoned workerbros.
I'll do my guard thing and drinky my drink, you can do your worker thing and smoke your smoke.
>everyone's stoned at warehouses
>managers even
>everyone even head manager is on something, he likes his oxy, everyone else likes their smoke
>this is literally how the world keeps on spinning
>everyone's on something to forget the fact they're slaves
>I'm the only one sober at the warehouse
>I do actually give a shit about thieves, but no one seems to be that much of a nog at the mail place I work at
>p cool m80s
>>673849806
Nah. Kroger is about making friends, not making money.
They gave every Kroger employee in the nation a meeting saying if you catch someone shoplifting that you are to ask "excuse me sir, did you forget this item?"
If they say no, you can't do anything. They don't employee security guards (i know because the security office is now the employee break room)
It's a shit place to work, every employee friend i have wants to kill themselves. Literally nobody cares.
>>673849895
step 1. steal shit.
step 2. sell it
>>673849536
Quick story for the cards
>Been caught twice
>Anti-theft strips in some packs
>stop when alarm goes off at the doorway
>"I don't know? I just got a text message on my phone.. Maybe the signal interfered with the sensors?
>"Oh that makes sense"
Worked flawlessly. People are either stupid or I'm just a great liar.
>>673849895
>how does one steal professionally?
Do you even into crime, bro?
And it feels great. On top of actually liking Pokemon I can make money off of people continuously for the next few years.
>>673849917
Investigator for a large retailer here. I love dealing with ORC the lengths some people go to when it comes to stealing. I also love the employees that commit theft they are essentially screwed for the rest of their lives.
>>673838697
>be me
>be 17
>go to shitty alternative school IN mall
>shoplift with "friends" everyday for an entire school year
>then
>be stealing one day
>one friend says to me lol imma steal this
>has ink tag on it
>say idk(we were noobs)
>he steals it
>go to another store
>steal more
>go to walk out
>alarm thing goes off
>employee says hold it
>makes us walk through it 1 by 1(i had hot merchandise as well)
>goes off on ink tag friend
>tells him walk through again
>he does
>doesnt go off
>wtfomg.jpeg
>free to leave
>mfw
>>673850188
Nah, not really into stealing, but I'm interested in stories about it.
Who do you sell to? What are your prices?
>>673838697
I own a fleshlight but am too embarrassed to buy the water based lube for it so every other week I go to Walmart and lift an 8oz bottle of KY. Never been caught
>>673850250
Serious question, are you morally against theft or do you just find it amusing to bust people who are shitty at stealing?
>>673850011
you smell like a millennial bleedingheart sjw. fuck's, sake i hope Trump gets elected so he can throw your entire generation to the gas chamber and try again.
>>673850250
>employees that commit theft they are essentially screwed for the rest of their lives
Care to explain how?
>>673848034
I was making like $8 an hour.
BUT my commission would pay me the same as how much I am making now working 90 hours every two weeks at $11.35 an hour.
>tfw only Spanish speaking salesman
>tfw half the customers are mexi-shits
>>673850401
You're not really helping your case, man. Topkek.
>>673850018
dude i am so baked right now
>>673850330
Oh forgot to add stealing is for niggers I know that now. Unless you found out some way to make some good money off it then its not worth it. Speaking of, whats the best way to get a laptop at wallmart?
>>673849956
same guy here just adding more incidents
>forgot exact time but
>riding around on my longboard
>heading to friends house
>about 15 minutes away roughly
>hangout / chill
>heading back home im exhausted like shit
>see mom n pop store (those little stores)
>go inside and just straight go to the drink aisle and take a orange vitamin water
>try to hide it behind my longboard
>old asian cashier yells at me
>"hey stop come back you pay" or some shit
>i book it and run like a nigger
>im already on my longboard far away
>see him
>he screams "fuck youuuuu"
>i drink my drink with no regrets cause i dont even go to that store
>ff couple of years later
>my fucking cousin wants to buy cigarettes and out of all the stores goes to that one
>try to remain cool waiting in car
>i better not see that asian dude again
> luckily didnt
>>673848761
Shut up, inventory shrink is a normal calculated aspect of business. Prices go up because of wages, cost, raw materials and shipping. Shrink is a projected loss they consider, CONSIDER when calculating profit margins.
>>673850651
Buying it. Never been caught so far.
>>673850736
Kek
>>673850337
The prices vary from card to card, but the ones I advertise usually range from 6-80$ usd. I have duplicates of some very valuable sets and individual cards. Seriously I'm talking thousands of dollars worth, and that's only retail price.
In one transaction I've made 425$ off of 15 cards. Not at my house right now but I would list them. Usually make around 150 if the people are truly interested.
>>673850651
Believe it or not our theft problem was not with niggers or mexicans, but old whites... I never understood why. They wouldn't even steal expensive stuff.
I don't get it.
>>673849129
40% of inventory shrink is employee, only 10% is consumer theft
Anyone have any ideas how to steal lego?
>>673850915
From what store?
>>673838697
>Be 15
>In superstore shopping for hiking boots cause going to mountains
>buy other things
>throw $65 hiking boots over shoulder by laces to carry other things
>go through checkout pay for everything except hiking boots cause they're still on shoulder
>get out doors realise didn't pay for hiking boots
>free boots I guess
>no ragrets
>>673850915
wat.jpg
>>673850834
So do you sell cards individually (like, out of the packs)?
>>673850889
What's the other 50%? Broken shit?
i once tanked full my enduro at a gas station then book it
didnt even take off my helmet
>>673850965
Tesco extra
Cameras on the isles but nit lots of people
>>673850376
I work for corporate and oversee a district of stores within my area that have loss prevention managers and hourly plainclothes. My job is to work with police to identify ORC rings impacting my area and charge them out. Many times when I show the police their pictures they already know who they are.
>>673848086
incorrect, if he would have stolen it hed be a dumb nigger
dont steal from regular folks you skeevy fucks
>>673850495
im sorry ma'am i cant hear you. whenever you open your mouth to speak all i get this high pitched whining noise in my ear.
>>673850983
I'm addicted to that shit
>>673851201
fucking what?
>>673851087
Just pop the boxes and stuff the plastic into your waist. Wear baggy pants and try to not look like a total nigger.
Repeat a couple times and then don't return to the store for a while.
>>673851253
Lego
>>673851201
Addicted to stealing Legos?
>>673851111
fuck you self righteous bullshit. if the owner gives a shit about it he either insures it, or makes for fucking sure it cant get stolen. someone who cant protect their belongings doesn't deserve to have them.
>>673851253
He means he is addicted to lego
>>673851316
yeah but... addicted? do you smoke it or something? cause... what?
>>673851193
And you're calling me the millennial. You have school in like three hours, kid. Time to go to sleep.
>>673850417
normally all the big chains share info about employees who have been fired for stealing. If that isn't enough you have a theft on your record and many retailers wont hire you if you do. Also most People in retail are their because they don't have the degree to do something else so they are unhireable.
>>673851307
Thankman.png
I'll think of you when im building to the moon
>>673851342
I sincerely hope someone steals your shit one day, I really really wish for that
>>673851090
That didn't really answer my question but it is interesting.
>>673851380
jesus, there it goes again! wait, maybe i made something out that time. nope, just some autistic mumbling.
>>673850711
3rd one im adding, same guy:
>took place around freshman year hs
>go to kmart with my 2 cousins
>i remember my friend once telling me its so easy stealing from here
>me not giving a fuck tried to steal shoes
>i turn to my cousin and said im gonna try and steal a pair of shoes
>ask him to be my lookout
>he agrees
>i find good decent pair (kmart has shitty shoes so its really nothing nice)
>switch them with my current pair
>ditch my current pair in the box
>feel accomplished
>continue shopping with cousins as if nothing happened
>few minutes pass
>finally done
>then it happens the dreaded embarrassment of being caught
>get pulled to the side and asked to come into the security room
>2 guys interrogate me and my cousin
>they show footage of us stealing the shoes
>they bring back my broken dusty ass piece of shit shoes
>then they start giving us a whole speech about how awesome their cameras are
>even showed us one of the cameras zooming all the way into a hotel window in the distance
>they call my mom
>mom wasnt really mad
>only consequence was getting banned from kmart for a year
>>673851376
No i go into my flatmates room and cover his floor in lego
And sometimes build stuff
is u want to avoide alrams try and rap them up in alfoil
>>673847473
You think the fucking feds are going to track you down for that? Are you retarded son? Post it
>>673851437
i would love to see them try.
>>673851633
>cover his floor in Lego
Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>673851696
anon do you vape?
>>673847473
I think we could be decent friends.
>>673849394
Holy fuck! Quick guys I need stitches. I cut myself on this faggots edge
>>673851633
You mean like this?
(Some great OC)
I saw this happen at a local Wally World a few months back.
>Guy is purchasing PS4.
>Guy requests an extra controller while at the register w/ PS4.
>Associate puts PS4 on floor to fetch a second controller.
>Guy reaches around counter and casually walks off with PS4.
I have talked with these associates from time to time... Appearantly this same guy has used the same tactic three times now, each time with different employees.
>>673849995
Do not provoke me
>>673851811
you think i'd be dumb enough to photograph my own gun and post it on 4chan? on a board about theft? did i ever tell you this was my gun? did i ever tell you this was me?
good god i'm half tempted to post my home address just to watch your mongloid bodies stack up in my windowsills and hallways.
me and my friends use to wait at a shop loading dock and when they would be loading stuf up we would run in the truck and grab a box most of the time it was only food
>>673851696
I hope they have a bigger gun
Really you are the bottom of barrel scum for stealing from average folks
Maybe you got raped as a kid and so you dont care about anyone, thats very sad
>>673838999
Are you 12?
>>673851972
anon i think you got baited
![14193282568429[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6ekFYfv.jpg "14193282568429[1].jpg")
>>673850601
I'm fucking drunk beyond comprehension brah.
>>673851887
Yeah, always original stuff none of that shitty instruction manual stuff
>>673851972
>thinking /b/tards are brave enough to go to someone's house instead of swatting it
Wew lad
>>673851881
yeah keep talking like that and youll need a lot more than stitches.
>>673851887
What the fuck. You build the same shit I do and we have nearly identical bed quilts. Are we gay and autistic?
>>673851457
Oh in that case Yes I don't understand the reasons people give for stealing I mean being poor and wanting stuff is just silly. Many of the people that steal are dumb in the sense they think if they didn't get caught this time they are fine and keep stealing from the same places. We have a database that keeps track of people that have taken stuff and when they get caught at one store are charged out with everything they have done from the other stores. The look on they faces when I interview them and they find out they are being charged with thousands of dollars and not just this the few hundred dollars from that day is priceless.
>>673851696
Your gun safety skills are shit. Take your finger out of the trigger well before you get someone killed.
>>673852030
Nah man, he's at least fifteen. He said "when I was fourteen" in his story.
>>673852118
swat would be fun too. its been a while since ive been in a fair fight.
>>673852125
oh shit son
>>673852102
Well hey, some of the instruction manual stuff is kinda cool, like the Horizon express they released a few years ago. And Wall-E.
>>673852193
once again, retards. why would i put up a picture of myself or my guns on a site about theft? can you say refrence image?
>>673852125
This is truly the sharpest edge
>>673852308
>>673851948
Feg
>>673852207
>swat
>fair fight
What
>>673852330
lol did i go a bit too far on that one?
i sometimes steal magic cards from target. i wear cowboy boots for work so i stuff them in there, works everytime
>>673852428
Yeah dude, drawing some serious blood with that edge.
We recently had two break-ins in our store. They smashed the glass of the emergency doors, stole tablets, phones, consoles and games and were out the door minutes before the police arrived. Never got caught to my knowlege. Two weeks later they repeated it. Now the doors are replaced with steel-doors. Lets see how that works out.
holy fuck the shitposting in this thread
>>673852451
what job requires you wear cowboy boots? why is a cowboy in target? this post is making my brains melt out my ears. stop
Incase anyone wanted another look.
>>673852158
Dang that is actually crazy never thought places actually kept track of stuff like that. Thought if they didn't catch you nothing would happen. Youre career seems pretty cool what kind of income to you earn?
>>673852537
where do you even think you are right now?
>>673852523
hahaha alright. i was just seeing how far i could string you all along and make myself sound like the worst possible asshole i could imagine. ;) thanks for playin along.
>>673852532
But what if they bring jet fuel?
>>673851065
Broken shit, receiving errors, register mistakes, computer errors, etc
>>673852638
hes doomed
>>673852631
Honestly, that was hilarious.
>>673852638
it obviously wont do shit because it doesn't melt it
faggot
>>673852539
i do construction. and they are slip on so it's easier than lacing shoes up in the morning or hungover
>>673851111
>quads of truth
>>673851887
>>673852544
B-36 Peacemaker?
>>673852755
phaha! i do it to trump threads all the fucking time. sometimes playing the hyper-liberal sjw or the extreme trump-lover.
I'm a simple creature with no scruples.
How do people steal cigarretes, backwoods, swishers, lighters, rolling papers, etc
They're always behind the counter, and if they're not, there's always a muslim following you around and looking through those mirrors and cameras.
>>673852791
fair enough, tex!
>>673852921
Correct!
Mine is currently the 3rd largest Lego rendition.
>>673850401
Yeah bet Trump is totally in favour of unemployed teen thieves.
Definitely won't be YOUR ads in the delousing room, no way
>>673852995
b...but i'm... whatever. thanks i guess lol
>>673852940
Depending on how the store is set up, you can sometimes walk behind the counter and reach around/through the shelves to grab packs. That's what I did when I was younger.
>>673851696
Fat niggers can't even hold his gun right. I hope you accidentally shoot yourself instead you dumb piece of shit
>>673853043
God damn that is some fine work you got there. You made any other stuff like that?
>>673852937
It's pretty obvious bait, but the you're that is guaranteed replies. Just like the dear atheists crap. It's just fun to play along with bait sometimes.
>>673852631
>> jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>673853173
Nothing in one peice, I tried to make an IS-3 earlier in the night, Turret fell apart.
>>673852572
Yeah I didn't know some retailers did either until I got this job. I make about 70k a year and it's not a bad gig. I get paid more than most police detectives and we have a lot of prior law enforce the that apply for investigator positions. The only thing about my job is that I there is a lot of travel involved at times for example if break in or robbery happens at one of the stores in my district I have to head over there to deal with it. I had to go to one at 3 am and got called while I was sleeping one time which kinda sucked but it's ok for the most part.
>>673852013
No he just thinks he's cool af because he got a gun and thinks someone gonna steal his stolen shit without one of their own. Stupid nigger
>>673853176
;) i'm honestly a little sorry i derailed this thread so much. good topic actually. never understood stealing personally, but hey. people do what they do, and if they're alright risking getting caught for it, then whatever
My friends and I used to steal all sorts of shit after school. I went to a fairly posh school so nobody suspected that kids wearing our uniforms would steal things. We always had the money to pay for shit we stole but I guess it was fun and we saw it as a challenge.
We also went bigger once.
>be me, sixteen at the time
>Friday night, arrive at a party with a group of 7 friends
>girl hosting party doesn't really like me but she's too drunk to care, we're all from the same school
>one of my friends gets shitfaced and falls over in the living room, breaking a whole lot of shit in the process
>he apologises and offers to pay for anything he broke
>host bitch starts screaming at him and spits in his face
>oh shi-
>hold my drunk friend back from slapping the shit out of her
>he seems surprisingly relaxed though
>we leave the party calmly and the host bitch slams the door behind us
>"why are you so chill bro, she just spat in your face?"
>one of my friends holds up a set of keys
>"Dom swiped the keys to her mom's range rover on the way out"
>we form a plan
>drive to my friend's house nearby, grab a pair of boltcutters
>head back to the party about 30 minutes later and park up the road from the house
>party is still going but no one is at the front of the house
>sneak up the driveway and unlock the range rover
>jump in, start the car and back out of the driveway at over 9000 mph, tear ass up the road
>drive to our school
>cut the chain off the back gates of the school
>drive the range rover onto the oval
>leave the keys in the glovebox
>close the gate behind us and drive back to my friend's house
>spend the rest of the night grilling meat on the barbecue while drinking beer while getting live updates on facebook/via text from people who are still at the party
There was an almighty shitstorm on Monday but fuck me it was worth it.
>>673853302
Would have been cool to see, would be interesting to see how you got the weird beak-shaped front of the hull
>>673853306
Dang that is good pay :(
>>673847726
>>673847473
Jesus Christ, I wish I had the balls to do that. Though maybe not the fish.
>>673851696
FYI: I was this guy, too
When i was 14 i stole 6 cartons of cigs from the backroom of a local convenience store in one trip. Sold them to kids at my school. Went back and got 10 more (actually 12, but i gave the 2 to a little kid for helping me sneak em out in one trip).
Stole two pairs of jeans from a department store and my buddy who was with me (and whose had driven us) had some too and somehow set off the door scanner things on the way out. That faggot stopped and put his hands up. I outran 2 LP employees and a cop who eventually came to try to look for me. Had no ride so i called home and parents said cops had already called, my "buddy" had sold me out. I walked a mile back to the store and told the lady at customer service i stole some shit earlier and i was there to turn myself in. mfw. and hfw.
I had a bigger CD collection than my parents while i was still in school and too young to work. Regularly stole packs of cigs, candy, magazines, and bottles of liquor from various stores. Hit up the mall stores for shoes and clothes sometimes as well. Only time i ever got caught was when that faggot ratted on me. This was mostly in the 90s when security wasn' as modern as now. Eventually i started making a living and didn't need to steal anymore. It was fun while it lasted tho.
>>673853302
Would have been cool to see an IS-3. Have you made any other tanks?
>>673853740
heres my attempted f-86.
I remember when I stole a toy from the hair stylist when I was like 5
>>673853207
lol, I never said i wasn't totally retarded. ;) I'm dumb as fuck, guys.
>>673853644
Holy fuck dude that gif
>>673853644
Almost got me with that .gif you cheeky shitcunt. Was the toy worth it?
>>673839349
Similar story
>be 16
>be really into magic the gathering (still am)
>cards are expensive as fuck
>me and a couple of my friends start lifting booster packs from walmart
>start small, maybe one to two packs per run
>would stuff the packs into our pockets, go into the bathroom, remove the magnetic tag and dip out
>hit multiple walmarts in one night
>get cocky, amount of packs per run keeps getting higher
>eventually grabbing 8-10 packs per run and stuffing every one of my jacket pockets
>become addicted to shoplifting
>weeks later
>LP is finally on to us
>get stopped by this dude who looks like a thumb and a short greasy creature that i can't make out the gender of while i have 12+ packs in my pockets
>they scare the living shit out of us and make us fork over the packs
>threaten to call the police to scare us more
>thought my life was over cause rip college
>they take our pictures and tell us we'll be arrested if we ever came back in the store
>16 year old me believed them
>was with my mom running errands once and she kept asking me why i wanted to stay in the car when we went to walmart
>essentially got off scot-free with what amounted to $500-$600 worth of booster packs in the end
>never shoplifted again cause im not a filthy poorfag
>>673853528
Nothing but the ones I bought from Brickmania, Overpriced I say.
>>673853644
>gif
I ain't clicking that shit
>>673853903
i thought that too, its fine tho bro
>>673838697
So basically I was 16 and as long as you have an ID you can return shit to walmart for store credit.
I would steal CDs and DVDs as they were easy to shove down my jeans and keep tucked with my belt. I would steal about 100$ per run, even more if I stole blu rays
Then I would return them later that day until I used up all my returns (which is like 3 I think) and then just have another friend return the shit, so on so forth. Then we would take the walmart gift card they charged the return to and buy booze and cigarettes. I ended up stealing about 2000 dollars worth of shit until they caught on and I got caught by secret shoppers. One of the secret shoppers was a skater I saw occasionally at the skate park so thankfully he let me off easy, not knowing that I had stolen MUCH more in the long run. Let me put a fake name on some paper, no picture taken.
Still works today if your local Walmart isn't super tight on security.
>>673853985
>believing people on /b/
Nope
>>673853785
It was one of those spinny bottletop things, meh played with it for like 5 mins
>>673853443
top kek, if this is true that's hilarious
>>673854006
Don't think I have to specify but I meant you can return shit without a receipt if you have an ID for store credit
>>673853847
What are they ment to be? I'm having trouble trying to think of what they are. I think the top one is a T-34-85 or something like that but for the rest I've got nothing
Anyone got any tips on how to steal from a walmart? Like what is the easiest to steal and best method to get the fuck out
Once I stole the CEO of Wal-Mart and he lived in manhattan which was in England because I stole it, and he would watch TV on a cinema screen because I stole it and he would eat Cheetos because I stole the CEO of Cheetos too... but I had to give up my addiction, and I don't think I'd have made it if it wasn't for her soft, Spanish voice... "Swiper, no Swiping."
>>673838697
Just dress like a cop, get a catalog that let's you buy clothing and utility gear as close to cop as possible, and walk into whatever store. You could be just getting off duty, they don't know. Clean up, shave your hair down a bit, and be polite. Have a bag from the store from a previous visit. Pull it out of your pocket and fill with items. Leave. Talk on your phone too and look busy if anyone tries to stop you or talk to you at all, just nod and smile and keep talking into your phone. Cycle places out, just do it at a few here and there, and they need to be big places like wal marts.
>>673854440
read my post bro
>>673854006
also, every walmart has blind spots. My local walmart was near the oil section, just casually go in a day before and study where the cameras are with some glasses on.
>>673838697
Used to open WoW boxes and walk around the store and cut off the serial keys.
>>673853512
Also i never paid for condoms until i was about 23 or 24. Felt awkward buying them so i just ripped em off.
Once or twice hit up people's garages but i was nervous some old man would walk out and shoot me so i didn't do it that often. Stole two different kids' bikes just because they pissed me off. Switched parts between them and resold them through a friend.
Local gas stations would leave "displays" of Coke 12 packs in front of their doors, I'd sneak up around the corner of the store at like 4am and grab a couple and run. Sometimes I'd stockpile six or so around the corner then grab my car a few blocks away and scoop em all up.
Maybe the worst thing i ever stole was at college over easter weekend one year. Almost everyone went home but i stayed in the dorms. Somebody left the mailroom door open and i snuck in and took a few cards from people's boxes and got money out of quite a few (probably a few hundred dollars, all cash). Never heard anybody complain about it and wasn't scared they could catch me anyway.
>>673853443
sounds like a g ood evening gentlement
>>673854415
Top is T-34/76
Middle is my first, M24
Bottom is the pz.III
>>673838697
here to steal some dubs
Used to open Pokemon booster packs at Walgreens and Target.
Once found a Feraligatr card I wanted inside on of those tin cases and I just opened it and pulled it out.
Stealing cards is fairly easy, just open them, take out the cards, put the plastic package back on the shelf and walk out with the cards.
I think nowadays the packages are made out of cardboard so it should be even easier.
>>673854664
You should try making either the T-28 or T-35 russian tank. Multi-turret tanks would be awesome to see
>>673854805
I think tomorrow (Today) I'll try the T-35 or the helicopter from M*A*S*H
>>673853830
my buddy used to steal packs and got scared like that once. banned until 18 or wahtever. stealing is just spy shit for fun really, homebrew CIA operative training
or for food cuz u hungry nigga
either way
ignore this post
>>673854765
Really? Never stole Pokemon cards, might have to try that.
>>673854440
Basically, grab a basket. Throw some shit in there to make it look like you're a regular shopper, don't take more than 20 minutes though MAX. Walk to the CD section and pick out the most expensive DVDs and CDs you can find (some blu rays don't have alarms on them). Throw em in the basket, in easy grasp. Walk to a blindspot and quickly shove them in your pants while facing one of the aisle walls or crouch down and act like you're looking at something. If you have an ID you can take the stuff back later and return it without a receipt. Sometimes they won't do it if it's over like 120 bucks. You can do this 3 times per person. With the gift card they give you, you can buy booze, cigarettes...w/e. Stole about 2000 dollars in the long run, many many fun drunken nights. Buddies still talk about my success. We use to call ourselves international jewel thieves as a joke lol.
Look out for dudes that don't have a basket or just walk around with an item in their hand. Don't risk it if it seems like one is eyeballing you or following close to you. Most Walmarts have secret shoppers. They'll call the cops. If this is the situation, FUCKING RUN. RUN LIKE A NIGGER. They can't do shit once you're a good distance from the store.
>>673854569
until lrn2 crack algorithm :o
>>673849581
Pretty much. It's an easy gig that can pay up to fifteen bucks an hour. You write down custodial shit that has to be done (by someone else not you), on a site, you make sure shit isn't broken or stolen on big sites like office buildings or whatever, and in strip malls you ride around checking out girls and talking to store owners about whatever issue they have. I was hit once or twice, not even hard, by dumb asses. Cops got them within a couple minutes and I could smile and rub it in. Also worked armed sites, that pay more than 20 an hour and have cool trucks to drive, but they are obviously more dangerous and why risk yourself for private owners or whatever?
But the jobs that pay on the higher end of unarmed, where you can sit with an airconditioner and a book or something, are awesome. Had several over the years. You get in with one company and you are golden with any other you apply to. Unless you got shit canned before or something.
I never, ever gave anyone real shit over anything, and never really cared. Just money and time.
>>673854898
Awesome
Do any anons here repent for their sins? And I don't mean necessarily stealing from large chains if you didn't have money and needed something, though feeling sorry for that would be nice too. But I see stories here of stealing from your fellow man. Any regrets? None of my concern I guess, just curious.
>>673850401
Spread the word on here as neutrally as possible. Make it kind of a joke or troll attempt, and be sure people get the message to vote republican no matter who it is on the ballot. In the name of laughing at sjws for four years.
tbh none of that shit matters, I'd love to see Trump or whoever beat hillary. So much asspain. So much (erroneous) oh woe is me this country is a nazi kekekeke
>>673855145
I'll probably post a thread about it in a few hours.
G'night my fello Lego bro.
21/M
I only stole videogame covers from VG retail shops. Always the same trick. Dude asks information about the sys. requrement of a game, while I picked up a game from the shelfs far from them and I pulled out the cover. (Before you Ask: To prevent stealing from their shop the VG shop decided to pull out the disks from the vg boxes. You could get the disks, when you paid. ) Why did I do that, bacause in my country (Hungary) before the spreading of the ADSL internet, writing games out to CD and DVD was s big business. You could even make 4$/DVD if you were lucky, but an original game cover droped the price of it to 7$, and a lot of People payed ot out instead 50$ for the original or more (They could live without multiplayer)
>>673854765
Thinking of this.
How did you open them without someone seeing/cameras?
>>673855376
Night man good luck with the Legoing
>>673853306
How does one get a job like that?
one time i stole a candy bar from walmart and was banned for 10 years and forced to do community service
>>673853847
Nice tanks, mate
>aj
>be 16
>living in aus
>go into tuck shop every recess (cafeteria for you america fags except you have to pay)
>have empty pencil case
>shove in as many pieces of fried chicken in as possible
>eat chicken
>win
>>673855447
Awww...2 dubs beetcheeesss...
>>673850216
>>673844383
With all the cameras out in the parking lot, it's probably best you didn't.
