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I'm sorry they're so saggy/lopsided.

I never really had any decent body.
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>>673778518
If anyone wants anything else, i feel just self destructive enough to post some more
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>>673778518
more :3 your damn hot
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>>673778669

of course, we are like 99% horny males here, we always want moar ..but why are you wanting to be "self destructive"?
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Let's see that face
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>>673778518
So? No matter how ugly you are, there's always somebody uglier than you, male or female. You can date within that pool of people just fine. And you're not even obese, so you're already in like the 25th percentile automatically.

PS post vag
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A face pic would be "self destructive".
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If I can give you all some joy before I go out, I'd like to do it


As for being self destructive, I've had a lifetime of just missing every goal I had for my life
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>>673778721
*you're

And YOU'RE damn desperate niggaaaaaaa.
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spread that pussy OP
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>>673779399
Sorry it's upside down, I don't understand what happened
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post whole body nude in 1 pic
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>le filenames

>le downvote brigade incoming

>le epic troll will not be noticed xDD
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>>673778518
>>673779399
Dubs & great titties OP.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone's a failure - some though have had some good fortune thrown into the mix.
Keep goin' Babe.
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>>673779399
>>673778518

sorry to hear that OP. Try to cheer and up and don't be self destructive. Also you have some nice tits
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>>673779127
Actually I am obeese.
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Pussy pic. I'd fuck you but at this stage I'd fuck anything. Got my girl pregnant and now she doesn't feel like sex
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>>673780070
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>>673780070
Like that matters? My dick does not seem to mind right now.
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>>673780070
Sarah ?
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>>673780022
>>673780056
what the fuck is this faggotry
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ass
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Let's see that fat ass with your cheeks spread. Fat chick's have the best pussy.
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>>673780070

so? what's your excuse? go to the gym and work out. You are not obese. You just have a bit of too much fat. You can easily get a nice body.
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show your butthole, if not you're a faggot
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>>673780070
No your not.
Your just fat.
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>>673778518
Please show more, OP. You're definitely fap worthy.
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You in the 818/323/626 area? I'll make you feel like a woman.
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>>673780070
>70
Show face plz
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>>673780070
I think you very sexy
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If i see logo of 4chan in 2016 so everyone with tits on this site have a dick with 99%chance
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Can you show pussy?
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>>673780433
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>>673780663
Yes, I am. Got kik?
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>>673780912
op is really hellboy
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>>673780912
that thing's fuckin' cool. What is it?
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>>673780912
Your problem actually is your bionic arm =/
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>>673780912
I'll fist you with that thing on hmu
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>>673780912
Why are you in bed? Britfag or is it daytime for you?
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>>673780912
Were you on here yesterday?
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>>673780879
It's vile but I guess.

As for tie guy that asked about being fat. I platued at 20lbs lost and can't lose more. Despite eating 200 calories a day
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>>673780663
>>673780912
fuuuucking lucky guy
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>>673780912
Masturbate with that.
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>>673781272
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>>673780070
fucking disgusting.
you landwhale bitch
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>>673781256
No.
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>>673781404
Well aware.
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can you spit on your tits?
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>>673781272
OMFG PUT THAT FUCKING BEEF SAMICH AWAY BEEF FLOPPING LABIA BITCH
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>>673781272
>eating 200kcals a day

mmhmmm sure yes i bet
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Slip a finger in? Or in your butt?
Would love to see that
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>>673781446
Cute/10 would cuddle.
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>>673781506
Well, I started at 1400, and then had to decrease, more and more then gave up

>>673781504
>>673781504
Sorry. I gave fair warning
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>>673778518
OP youre hot at least my boner and i think that ...
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Very very cute, can we see ass?
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>>673781272
roast beef/10
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>>673781272
Moar
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>>673781272
So much meat, so little time
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>>673781446
Bretty cute OP

Would facefuck/10
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>>673780912
You gorejust
11/10
Nice breast
Beautiful nipples
Would motorboat
Are you taking requests?
Today is my Birthday
My name is Raul.
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>>673781446
Cute pic :)
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>>673781446
I'd fuck you
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>>673781272
OP, if you care so much about having a perfect body and care so little about your life, get a credit card and buy yourself a lypo suction. And get those beef curtains removed
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>>673781446
ah, thought you were this lady.
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>>673781272
That's fucking hot
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>>673781272
>>673781272
200 calories a day? Bitch I can see those Cheeto filled nails from a mile away
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>>673781272
Post more pictures of your pussy.
It's sort of interesting.

Not in the best way but interesting none the less.

Or maybe a proper body shot.
You sort of look merely chubby.
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>>673778518
I like..
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eh, dont compare yourself to other people. You are your own unique individual and if people can't accept that or respect you for you. Their loss. There are definitely people out there who would be willing to give you the love you deserve. Also, Id hit that.
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>>673781272
your dumb, calories don't give FAT
sugar & transfat giving fat.
eat what the fuck you want, but eat well.
Like a Frenchfag or a German
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>>673781709
I've actually considered surgery or cutting it back myself
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>>673781777
Got trips looks like we're doing it.

Where you at?
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>>673781836
Leather stain. I'm a leatherworker
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>>673781272
>vile
Ignore the virgins who tell you that.
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>>673781446
>>673781777
I'd fuck you too. Go family style
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>>673781954
so did you make that glove? Or just a collector.
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>>673781915
why the hell should you do that ?
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>>673781272
I think you're really sexy and I love curvy girls with meaty pussies. Post more of that awesome vag.
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>>673781915
Labiaplasty may be the solution OP.
Don't do it yourself.
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>>673781915
Does it hurt to have sex? Ex had some meat curtains. Sometimes got pulled in when first penetrating her. But once she was lubed up it was fine.
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>>673781915
Jesus christ see a therapist. You have issues.
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>>673781915
>>673781746
Would you for me?
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>>673781404
this
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>>673781446

>facefuck/10
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>>673781915
Holy Shit no, you do understand a lot of guys fucking love big lips, right?
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>>673782059
I made it
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Post moar vag!!!!
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>>673782162
Fucking loved the old key and peele sketches, reminds me of when I used to have friends
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>>673782217
the minority of guys*
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DO NOT CUT YOUR LIPS. If you feel it's absolutely something that must be done get labiaplasty but you've got some beautiful lips and you should cherish that!
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>>673782111
Can't afford it
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>>673781915
Lmao fucking crying
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I wanna see moar pussy
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>>673778518
Shit shoop fuck off
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>>673782307
Dude that's fuckin awesome. Do you have a website where I might be able to buy some shit?
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>>673782307

Nice work OP
Any more steampunk related items?
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>>673781915
Not gonna lie: it's odd, but it doesn't really look gross, just strange.
Think of peoples dicks.
No surgery is gonna fix a micropenis.
Your pussy works fine.

And is that your face?
Your filenames are shitty.
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>>673781446
>>673781272
would smash
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>>673782307
you in so cal OP? I live in LA could take you out some time?
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>>673781272
Your body thinks it's starving. Stop this bullshit right now. Anorexic diets are super fucking dangerous and can cause issues with every single system in your body. The correct way to diet is to eat several small, well portioned and nutritious meals a day and around 40 minutes of physical activity (the more intense the better). This will raise your metabolism and your body will use calories much faster. Right now, your body doesn't want to lose anything. The first days, you might gain some weight back as your body is adjusting, but don't get discouraged. Find out how much you need in a day and plan accordingly.
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>>673781915
beef curtains are like a microscopic dick for a guy.
dont listen to the sweet talking morons.
if you really are that self conscious of that monstrosity, then do a labiaplasty .
im just telling you the BLATANT TRUTH and nothing but it
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>>673782307
Please post a pic of you masturbating with it, I will cum buckets
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>>673782307
Pretty cool glove tbh fam, now can we please see your butt
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full body pic
or bend over and show pussy
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>>673782366
Why shouldn't I?

The worst thing that could happen is bleeding to death.
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Damn OP, you shocked me with that face pic. With how you were talking I thought you were gonna be ugly as fuck. You're cute, nothing that warrants how you're feeling about yourself.
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>>673782217
He's right
I say you're fat, ok
But I love your vagina, don't listen those stupid dickhead who still believe that womens looks like a Barbie.
I love big lips, it's cool to eat
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OP i had found the time to write you this post , so read it.

Clean youself up, gym, eat right. Everything can be fixed. Do not stay like this because u will only get exponentially more disgusting with each day that passes. Do urslf ans us a favor and take care of urslf before u become a nigger cum depository.
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>>673782307
I think thats cool
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>>673782380
if thats you OP...
do you have kik ?
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>>673781915
10/10 face
our babies would be handsome af
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I wanna see more of that tasty pussy
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>>673780070
is your name Alice
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>>673781915
post soles and listen to this anon >>673782511
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>>673782637
this post kik op
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>>673782380
Go find a free counsellor or something. If you absolutely can't get anyone to talk to then just phone up one of those christian support lines.
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>>673781446
cute. why do you have scars all over?
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>>673782571
you're retarded, post feet
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>>673778669

No need to destruct. Nobody is perfect and the last thing you should do apologize for your body. Just work on the things you can change like your weight, or if it really makes you self conscious, consider getting breast implants?
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>>673782747
This. Op you are super cute!
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>>673782344
I never said majority, you implying faggot
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What's your name cutie?
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>>673782777
Check'd
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>>673782818
>>673782307

Show feet OP
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>>673782982
thx bby
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>>673782549
bend oveerrrrr
love ur tits and vag op
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op just masturbate some and show us and you'll feel better in no time
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>>673780263
Yeah it's Sarah dude. In Georgia
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>>673782637
if you have kik just message me...
hereyougoanon
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>>673782991
post soles OP
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>>673778518
If you are self destructive post face plox, and have ya tongue sticking out ao I can fap
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>>673782902
The very small minority.
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>>673782307
post pic like this
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>>673782832
I have too many issues to be suckable. Not trying to get attention but it's true
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>>673782818
Pls show feet. I wanna rub one out to you OP.
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>>673779399
From this day forth, you will be forever known as pimple tit.
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>>673781272

Plateauing is a normal. As you lose weight your caloric requirements will drop and the old deficit you set for yourself becomes maintenance. You need to reassess/change your regimen when your diet stops yielding results.
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>>673783292
Not a zit, it's actually a scab where I had a zit and picked it, but ok. that's fine by me.

>>673783274
God dammit phone. I said fuckable not suckable
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>>673783274
Beautiful eyes
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>>673783274
How old are you?
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>>673783274
I'd fuck you and gf you.
maybe wife you on cooking skills
lets do this and green text it.
give me your kik
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>>673783274
You don't have too many issues. Don't think like that.

Plus you're hella fuckable
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>>673782511
Dubs never lie, femanon.
You don't gotta starve to loose weight, just have one high calorie meal (1600-1700 Cals), or 2 with half the size, and then walk 2 miles, or run 1. I lost about 70 pounds in a few months like that, Army did the rest. And I was a 238 Lb fat fuck
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If your really hate yourself, spread your asshole as hard as you can for us. I think you are really pretty, but I'd still facefuck the shit out of you
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>>673783447
I got dubs, you gotta do it now
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>>673783416
i concur.
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>>673783430
24

But I tell people i'm 22
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pic of you standing up all nude please
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>>673783274
How old are you OP
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>>673783430
yeah, she looks 16
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Hold up "I'm bigger than you!" Next to your tits for me?

You'd be doing me a solid.
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>>673783163
hot as fuck sauce?
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>>673783274
yeah yeah whatever, post your soles
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>>673782511
shut the fuck up disinfo shill. How the fuck can you be so retarded that you think people don't lose weight if they stop eating? Why does every piece of shit whore who gets an adderal prescription magically lose 50 pounds? Oh yeah, because they stopped fucking eating. Jesus fucking christ, haven't you seen pictures of the holocaust that never happened? Do you think those kikes that weren't there were doing cardio?
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>>673783274
Everyone is fuckable even if they dont want it, how were you raped? Did you cum at least
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Show uss your asshole
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>>673783532
Same age as me. Well, I hope you sort yourself out and don't feel the need to do this in future.
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>>673783274
dont cry :( youre really cute
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>>673783515
thats not dubs you moron
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>>>673781272
Put some mustard on that roast beef and I'll eat all night long
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>>673783274
POST KIK OR SOCIAL MEDIA
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>>673783667
THIS!
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>>673783694
This, lets see that POOPER OP
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>>673778518
OP just text me on kik
hereyougoanon
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>>673781404
Shut the fuck up, fat boy.
Aint no-one talking to you or asked you what you thought.

Don't be a fucking faggot, faggot.
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I would drill you pussy anyway
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>>673783676
No, your body goes to shock and it processes every food item you eat as fat, since it thinks there wont be food for a Long time.
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>>673781446
Anna?
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>>673779399
Checked. Post butthole please. If shaved
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>>673778518
Stick a banana in that pussy, BIG pussy lips feels lot better when fucking, there is more friction grasping the penis
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>>673783867
Jimmy?
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>>673781504
stop your whining.
I'm sure you are a bronze god with an Adonis body.

fucking asshat
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>>673783274

I don't doubt you. Try to keep your head up, you should try talk to family/friend/professionals about your problems as well. /b/ is a good outlet because of the anonymity but you will get very mixed messages.

Good luck. You really don't look as bad as you say (your eyes are really nice) BTW.
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>>673783532
you acting like 14! post some pics of your ass!
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Why you have such gorgeous eyes?
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>>673783887
/thread
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>>673779399
kik : Cyael

Titties is pretties.
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>>673783906
Farooq?
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>>673783906
John?
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>>673781504
virgin detected
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Spread dat ass
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>>673783787
INB4 you are 50 and commit a violent rape on her again
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>>673779399
Cut those nasty ass titties off. Those things are fucking gross
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Not sure if anyone cares about why I feel this way, or what's wrong with me, More than likely just want to see more tit pictures

But maybe I should post why i"m feeling this way.

I'll post more tit pictures after, but it's going to take a moment to work up the post
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>>673783906
Frank?
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>>673784000
CHECK 'EM
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>>673783274
You fucking high?

Also this >>673783571
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>>673784000
Trips?
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>>673784000
Trip check
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OP let's see them toes
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>>673784055
Sorry.
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>>673784076
Elijah?
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>>673783385
>>673781272

That said 200 calories is quite unhealthy. Better to have a small deficit and lose the weight slowly and evenly over time.
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OP, show stomach stretched out
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>>673783585
lana ivans


she looks better in the gif than she actually does
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>>673784069
Why op? Tell me...
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>>673784069
....and this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down
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>>673784069
Yada yada, molested raped you are most likely bipolar or some shit, ahut the fuck up and post butthole you filthy whore
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>>673784069
You're seriously cute AF. Wish you were in the UK.
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>>673783859
this guy is somewhat right. i used to be midly anorexic and past a certain weight it was extremely difficult to lose more even if i ate like nothing. however if i literally did eat nothing, as in 0 calories i would. otherwise starvation wouldn't exist
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>>673784069
There ya go
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Lets be real here:

Face: 8/10
Body: 5/10
Tits: 5/10
Vag: 3/10
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>>673784178
Enrique?
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>>673784069
You're a pretty smart girl.

Everybody has their ups and downs.
You shouldn't focus on either too much, but a little on both.
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>>673784069
no dont tell show ass instead
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>>673784069
would fuck you while listening to your story
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>>673784333
Marshall?
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>>673784069
just text me ffs i can help you ...
hereyougoanon
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>>673784069
Smoke weed. Weed is fun. Weed is the only friend you need.
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>>673784069
Where you from OP, I have money and would have no problem fucking you, you are already self destructive why not go all out, post butthole
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>>673784404
Bernard?
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>>673784398
would be awesome
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>>673784321
Body 7/10 its my type
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>>673781446
>>673781915
fem here. girl...i think youre fucking beautiful. sure you dont have the perfect body and your pussy is not the prettiest but for fucks sake look at you face. you could get any guy/girl you want with that face. you already got me. just be confident or atleast act like you are and it will become your usual when you see the results. youre not fat. not even close.youre chubby and dont cut your lips off ffs. definitely not by yourself dammit. if it really bothers you that much go for the surgery but i think its not necessary.
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>>673782632
Stargate, nice.
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Can I see more of pussy please?
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>>673784321
Shes also damaged goods
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>>673784333
>>673784000
Trips?
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>>673783274
Keep this in mind...
In time, all this shit you feel right now GOES AWAY.

It's bullshit. It's no more significant than how you felt 10 years ago about Dora the Explorer or whatever other thing you focused your attention on 10 years ago. Everyone in school focuses on looks and being cool and as soon as you get out, It's not much of a thing any more and the further you get away from that shit the less it matters.

Try to just do your own goddamn thing, fuck everyone else. Seriously. I was just as fucked up as you when I was that age and now, I'm just not.
Im quite the opposite now.
It really does get better.
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>>673784536
Lets see your tits then post and timestamp or GTFO
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>>673784447
post asshole plz
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>>673783274
Holy shit dem eyes! OP, if you looked up at me while sucking my dick, I would leave a smoking crater littered with bone fragments, brain matter, and my cum in the back of your skull. Sexy. Fucking. Eyes.
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>>673784433
fucking virgin shes not going to message you get over it
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>>673784551
indeed
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I'm still supporting you OP

Can we see some panties? Thongs?
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>>673784582
Good point. Forgot to factor that in.
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>>673784447
SHOW ASS ALREADY!!!!
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>>673784447
More of that pussy and stick something in it
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>>673784582
Still better than being shallow.
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>>673784358
she's putting her face, tits, and kebab all over /b/ to get wanked to by a bunch of virgins. she's smart? lmfao, she's an attention whore

>>673781504
also this was fuckin funny, i kek'd irl

and no i'm not a virgin, but i do have standards unlike you betas here fapping over some slut thinking she's gonna suck your 4".

FUCKING LOL
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>>673784536
Tits or GTFO
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>>673784515
Is that you, Ramone?
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>WHITE KNIGHTING ON /B/

KILL YOURSELF
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Y
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>>673784321
With that she atleast comes out to an average of 5/10
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Pussy pic please, you are pretty cute!
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>>673784069
You are cute...
if you are not stupid, no cunt, no crazy theist and like to fuck, open to be a Three-Hole-GF... you would be quite a catch...

If you feel to heavy - eat right and do a little bit of sport.. but beeing a chubby (not to much, fatty is unhealthy) is not a bad thing. Had good times with chubbys and skinnies alike..

And your personal problems... talk with someone about it. If you have no money for a shrink, talk to a friend, family, go to a self help group... but just talk about it... it seems thats working for most XX-Humans and some XY ones...

and now... a little bit of anus ;) ?
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>>673778518
you'd look beautiful on all fours!
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>>673781272

jesus christ. you guys find this sexy?

I don't want pussy that I can use for parasailing.
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hey not sure where you live but if i was close by , i would certainly enjoy playing with you. very cute face , nice tits and your pussy would be fun to lick and suck on. love sucking on a girls pussy lips. dont feel bad about how you look. go out to a public place and just chat with random people . you will find someone you like and who likes you.
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>>673784908
Jared?
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>>673784860
Intelligence works in mysterious ways.
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>>673784774
You would think, no one wants a psycho slut like her, all she is good for is a pump and dump, you want this whore as gf gtfo nigga
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>>673784974
Would like to see those tits hang free. Does it for me
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>>673784908
That you Julio?
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>>673785031
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>>673781446
If nothing else you have a cute face.
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This thread is fucking depressing
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>>673783667
this

hurry the fuck up op
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>>673784860
Going to have to agree with you. /b/ has understandably low standards. But then again, neckbeards tend to take whatever they can get.
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>>673784447
lol worthless woman

no one will remember you
no one will know your name here
no one will really care

everyone here just wants to see your degenerate tits

just make sure you make a mess before you end it.
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>>673781272
I'd suck on that for days. Holy fuck I love big labia. Never knew until now . How about that
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>>673785112
I am not impressed by your argument.
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>>673785031
I actually enjoy a little more roast beef
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I would bang and date. Ain't nothing wrong with some meat on the bones.
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>>673782832
>work on things you can change like your weight
Her weight is fine
>consider getting breast implants
Is this bait?
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I think you are cute for a chubby gril. I'd make you my sex slave without regret.
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>>673784069
>>673784447
Nice op! Now let's see the booty
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>>673785211
Did you really just type that shit nigga? Get off my /b/, don't you ever talk to me or my son again.
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>>673785236
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beautiful, don't put yourself down - confidence is all
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where u from OP ?
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>>673784069

Intrigued. Please elaborate on how you've come to this mind frame.
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>molested when young
>really fucked me up,

But that's kind of irrelevant here, other than it's worth noting i'm living with the man who molested me.

>Allways wanted to do aerospace engineering
>loved rocketry since I was a little girl
>Never very smart/good at math
>figured sky is limit and would try anyway
>took me forever in college to work up the strength and courage to go for it

>2.5 gpa because as aforementioned, dumb as a bag of rocks

>found guy who's aerospace engineer
>fell in love
>he bought a ring
>We were planning a wedding
>he moved back home to Ireland after the semester
>kept promising to come back, never did
>I broke up with him

>wasted 4 years of my life

>24 no job, struggling with PRECALCULUS (yeah, I'm that fucking stupid. I have a B, and am likely going to fail my next exam)

>No home of my own
>No way to get out

Thinking about buying a travel trailer, moving into an RV park, in order to get through school, but that's implying i can pass math.

I've fucked my life over. 24, and still have four years on my degree.
Meanwhile my brothers have both moved out from mommy and daddy's house, and have their own places.

I'm a fucking failure.
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>>673785074
yes but she's just a dumb slut and doing this for attention if she was actually intelligent she would use these virgins to fund her 'labia surgery' or some shit and keep all the money. while ofc she promises to 'keep them updated' and add them on social media because she loves fedoras
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good
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>>673785327
And this is the type of people fat girls on here typically attract.
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OP is kill
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>>673785405
ok whatever post your fuckign soles
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>>673785129
Yes, actually...
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>>673785405
You can move in with me OP, get yourself away from shit and back on track.
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I wanna hear your story
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please post some spread ass pics OP. youre gorgeous. and i love your pussy
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>>673785405
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>>673784069
show butthole cutie
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>>673785405
post your damn soles already
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>>673784069
yeah butt hole op
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Put something or fingers in pussy and you ass and post pic
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>>673785617

>show blowhole cutie

ftfy
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>>673785405
I lol'd when you said you were molested. And still living with the man who molested you.
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>>673785359
Hes being fucking realistic. Accept it
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>>673785405
>wants to do aerospace
>thinks sky is the limit
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>>673780070
yeah, you look it
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>>673783274
Holy fuck you are one sad motherfucker
I almost feel bad for the Goyim some times
But them I remember you did this to yourselves, you probably do drugs you probably are a slut .... ect....

All your fault
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>>673785405
Where you located anon?
I'm sure there are plenty of people in the bread who would be your "daddy"
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>CTRL+F: "sharpie"
>0 results found.

Sharpie in pooper, OP.
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>>673785405
do what I did, join the Navy (if you;re in the US), Boot Camp is easy as shit, do your 4 years round the world, be proud of yourself, then get the G.I. bill, or you can re-up for another 4 and get free college. It's basically a fucking cruise
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>>673785638
dude you are not gonna get
feet pics get over it
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>>673785739
way to 4chan /b/ro

so random XXDDDD
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>>673785405
There's plenty od dumb people who make it just fine. Study hard, you'll be fine if you apply your whole self. Seriously though why no asshole yet?
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>>673785826
>Holy fuck you are one sad motherfucker
>I almost feel bad for the Goyim some times
>But them I remember you did this to yourselves, you probably do drugs you probably are a slut .... ect....

I've had sex with one guy in my entire life.

Don't do drugs. I was crying in that photo, that's why my eyes were red
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>>673785405
Do you masturbate to your molester?
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>>673784069
Legit response here, you're reasonably good looking but your body is hideous, its going to take a lot of effort and work to get it into something you're comfortable with, learn how to diet PROPERLY and exercise, as for the meat flaps, there is plenty of guys out there that won't mind/like that, your skin needs A LOT of care, other than that your confidence needs boosting a lot

Do you have any irl friends? Were you abused when young? Just curious as to why your self esteem is so low
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>>673785930
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>>673785972
Damn. Dat shit is hawt.
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>>673785405
If you wouldn't mind posting your ass so I could get a good allaround assumption of how to rate you that'd be great.
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>>673785964
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>>673785890
btw, i am still a dumbfuck, and hey they give you a guaranteed 5 year job, minimum
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>>673785129
Ay Frederico itsa me
>mario
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>>673785972
No. Fuck no.
>>673785961
Because I don't know how to get a picture of my asshole, and I've been ridiculed for every other part of my body. I realize it's fucked and dont' feel the desire to post anymore for this reason.
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>>673778518
Do this
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I think we are done here. There are no more news
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>>673784973
>and now... a little bit of anus ;) ?
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>>673785405
Christ what the fuck is a failure. They'll be just as dead as you in a hundred years. Life rewards effort. Like you taking the effort to take better and more pics. Doesn't matter if you don't do well at math so long as you make the effort.
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>>673786119
winning
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POST YOUR SOLES OP
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>>673786201
bye. Sorry I wasn't entertaining enough.
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>>673786166
op we all want to see that asshole?
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>>673786119
rip you fantastic scumbag.
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>>673785405
>struggling with PRECALCULUS

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCK
NO WAY
HOLY SHIT

Bitch you deserve everything that you got holy FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED
You are like nigger level retarded
Jesus Christ you are stupid as fuck
Holy shit
Wow
you actually may be mentally retarded, go check yourself into a mental hospital.
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>>673783274
Sad thing is, you dont realize how pretty you are, you have the cutest face :)

No, your body is not a perfect 10, but oys should love you for who you are. Try to have some confidence! Seriously you are not nearly as ugly as you think. Id date you if i lived near you. I live in the 937 area, dayton ohio.

Honestly id date you, make love to you, and treat you like a princess! Well as long as we click ;p
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>>673785771
Thats not realistic, /b/ is full of faggots who get off to other peoples suffering, if this girl wants to off herself and shes offering tits why the fuck would anyone be nice to her? Shes posting either way
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>>673786284
= what you tell a 5th grader for not winning the spelling bee

Not someone going into a math centric field
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Seriously, you're a beautiful girl. We all have our faults...especially most people on here. Don't do this to yourself on here, these guys are only going to make you feel worse because they're miserable and hate themselves.

You're beautiful, don't forget that.
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>>673786166
ugh fuck the haters you're fucking perfect! I'm dying to see more!
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>>673785890
>Join the navy
>It's basically a fuckin cruise.
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inb4 you bullied her away
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>>673786329
LOL. THis is the /b/ I know and love.
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>>673785405
>I'm a fucking failure.
And?

It doesn't sound like you made yourself one.
In fact it sounds like you tried very hard not to fail.

That's still better than being successful without effort.

Sometimes the world makes us fail. It makes everybody fail on occasion at least.

But after you have failed?
What is then?
This is the deciding moment.
Failure is not permanent.
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>>673786329
I"m not, if i was, i'd have an excuse.

I've had a psyc eval actually. Only thing that popped up was adhd, and anxiety disorder with ocd tendencies
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>>673786308
Nah fam just post your ass and we will listen to your story.
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>>673786166
Meh I see a normal human being. We all have flaws.
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>>673786177
want...
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>>673786166
Don't post here if you don't want riduculed, I'm not about to give tips on an asshole pic. Seriously though just apply yourself and you can get that aerospace degree, it'll be just fine if you work on it. Your face is cute and your tits are great.
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>>673786166
on here you'll be ridiculed for whatever you do.not the best place for an ego boost you know? but atleast some of us are honest and trying to boost you up. like i said before- >>673784536
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>>673786452
but am i fucking wrong?
well it also depends what you do, bubbleheads have it hard
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>>673786452
Proud Navy Fag detected
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>>673781814
More?
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>>673786585
I'm too fat for that.
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>>molested when young
>>really fucked me up,

Eating disorder is a red flag for this story. On the bright side, your gag reflex is probably blown right the fuck out so I reckon I could grab your ears and fuck your mouth like a pussy.

Here's a tip, when the whole weight thing doesn't do the trick for you any more, cutting is a great outlet for you.

The fact is, that meaty cunt of yours is like an ATM machine. You're not nearly that beat that you can't find some guy to take care of you if you put out and have a half decent attitude.

Now tell the story about what daddy/uncle did to you and how much you liked it so that I can jerk off to your misfortune.
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Almost everybody has body image issues OP. I gurantee 99% of people posting in this thread have something about themselves physically that they are self-conscious about. Even the most beautiful women and handsome men usually are body conscious about something. Those that aren't generally suffer from narcissism.
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>>673786166
POST YOUR SOLES IDIOT
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>>673786499
This is actually my first day back in months M8
Feels goooddd
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>>673778518 message me i dont want your pics ...
>>673784433
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>>673786166
please post more I was actually enjoying those pics especially your pussy
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>>673786166

Dont consider yourself a failure. I know many people much older than you, who've accomplished less.

It's only failure if you give up; otherwise it's simply a lesson.
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>>673785405
C is average is a B isn't bad. I don't know what 2.5 gpa means though because I'm a Britfag.
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>>673785405
add me to kik
anon729510
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>>673786680
>Eating disorder is a red flag for this story. On the bright side, your gag reflex is probably blown right the fuck out so I reckon I could grab your ears and fuck your mouth like a pussy.
>Here's a tip, when the whole weight thing doesn't do the trick for you any more, cutting is a great outlet for you.
>The fact is, that meaty cunt of yours is like an ATM machine. You're not nearly that beat that you can't find some guy to take care of you if you put out and have a half decent attitude.
>Now tell the story about what daddy/uncle did to you and how much you liked it so that I c

Didn't actually enjoy it.

Only had sex with one man in my entire life.
My father never actually fucked me, just felt me up on a regular basis.
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>>673786773
C+
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>>673785405
A good friend of mine was raped by his father when she was 12. She had depression, tryed to suicide once and smoked weed always.
She had a lot of troubles in her mind, so she finally suicide. I think that was the best she could do for her and for us.

Damn, she was so pretty...
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>>673780070
like the 85% of the anons in this site.
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>>673785275

I have no problem with her weight but if it makes her unhappy then she ought to try change that, so long as the goal is in a healthy range.

No bait, if someone is unhappy with the their body and they have the means to change it in a way thag gives them peace then go for it. More power to them.
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>>673786667
I was 210 when I joined, over the weight limit, but i was a good swimmer, that gets you far, after boot, about 189, and after my 1st deployment about 170, you'll do fine.
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>>673785450
your not wrong.
I'd agree with both of you anons
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>>673786773
Mid ranged grade. Scale is from 0.0 to 4.0 on grade avgs
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>>673785964
Yeah but this just happened >>673786329


I feel absolutely nothing for a creature so fucking stupid holy FUCK
This is also why I feel nothing for niggers

Legit Kill yourself op
Holy fuck you are one stupid motherfucker
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>>673786773
american grades aren't the same as C and Bs here
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>>673786692
Dude it's obvious it's one or two guys posting the same shit over and over, you could have went to pornhub already whacked off your little dick ate your chicken tendies and be asleep if you just just got the fuck off /b/
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>>673785405
Suck on it for days big labia lover here.

Get a ticket to airport schiphol Amsterdam in the Netherlands. I'll pick you up and you come live with me. Im 28, 6'3" 230 lbs(chubby/built) and own a house, 3small bedrooms. Not even joking I'd kill for them labia. You got kik?
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>>673786773
Its a 75% basically, so average
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>>673785405
You talk a lot about math but have you tried anything related to literature?
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>>673785405
OP... I very rarely ever give advice of a serious nature. But tonight, for how you've delivered, and how I want to leave a load on your tongue while you look up at me smiling... I think I'll do just that.

You have a viable trade in leather working. You can make a LOT of money doing just that! If it is something you love, do it. Do not worry about your aerospace degree. If you have to, simply switch majors, find a degree program that allows for your actual strengths, not just something you enjoy thinking about. Shit I enjoyed thinking about being the next J.R.R. Tolkien in college. I took a semester of writing courses, and found out, I can't write adventure/fantasy to save my life. So I went a different route. Sure, I'm not as happy as I would have been if I COULD have written the next great fantasy epic, but I have a degree in engineering, which I transferred into working at a fabrication shop. I LOVE working on motors, I love making 800+ horsepower engines from scratch. Do.What. You. Love. OP, you are to pretty to let some shit like this keep you down. And you're here, showing off that body (quite attractive I might add) which shows you have at least a modicum of strength/courage, so you should be stronger than your past. You can do this shit OP.
>inb4 fedora/m'lady/yadda yadda bullshit.
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>>673786778
You dun goof'd
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>>673786166

You're very unattractive, OP. The only people rushing to your fat flank are weebs with no human contact.
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>>673787001
Look how fucking lonely this guy is
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