Celeb Fap Bread
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Celeb Fap Bread
fapping mad hours to this one leatly
>>673777443
Nice
who is that?
>>673777125
such glorious pits
>>673777627
>>673777590
eww look at that sweaty fat bitch lol
>>673777125
She's fucking hot
>>673777125
>>673777828
shame she is a dyke now lol
>>673777515
January Jones
>>673777828
This is now a celeb pit thread
>>673778370
Not a bad one
>>673778480
>no its not
GTFO with that trap
>>673778480
This is now me leaving the thread.
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>>673778480
>>673777681
Wasn't planning on seeing Knight of Cups, but I am now.
>>673777626
January Jones
LEAVE THE ARMPIT FREAKS HERE
all go top this thread
its a fapp thread for celebs
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>>673772093
leave the pit thread to 404
>>673778940
got any of my sweet princess?
>>673779159
Hnnng
>>673779355
The Mad Man chick always gets me extra hard
Mr Robot anyone?
Captcha: I'm not a robot
>>673780194
Jlc would probably still get it now
hot
>>673780116
i cum to her daily
>>673779830
Top Feet
post their names, faggots. we're not fucking psychics.
>>673780737
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>>673780864
i dont get who this is meant to be?
>>673781126
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>>673781844
Bump for more...
>>673781659
I would fucking ruin her everything
She'd make john wayne look like a mincer
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>>673783083
She looks like sex
just hiding out here until the cops are gone
>>673783631
>>673783850
Nigger
>>673783850
Found you faggot. You're under arrest
>are you really fapping to me anon?
>>673777777
I wanna cum on her face
>>673785562
cute
>>673777125
How can a face be that perfect?
>>673786027
Fuck. I think i have a new obsession...
>>673785716
LOL, I saw it and shit bricks.
>>673786234
she has you now
>>673778940
>>673784626
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>>673786841
mommy pls
>>673786883
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>>673785716
Wait! I know that gay blowjob!
I mean...
Someone has to say it.
>>673786883
Damn that backoff
>>673786619
she is overrated thats why she has never made it big...she is average looking
>>673785340
and your feet
>>673788368
>>673788368
yes
>>673780194
amazing body, and this scene was hilarious
>>673786721
Jesus christ she's perfect.
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>>673788510
What are you gonna put in your mouth first?
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>>673789233
her used tampon
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>>673788935
Big ass
Horse teeth
Big mouth
timberlake
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>>673788067
>>673785716
>>673790069
I give you Timberlake. But still, I feel okay knowing that she's with somebody that was as massively famous and successful as him, and not some random dude.
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>>673785340
Yes
Thinking about licking your neck
>>673790467
>>673790467
I suffered through that movie just to see her half naked
>>673777125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8n5NvacYc
>>673780194
>>673780563
>>673788673
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>673790736
I wish.
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>>673790739
>she will never sit on your face
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>>673791713
That's just cruel. Overload.
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>>673791913
scrub
>>673791605
Wouldn't want that on my face
>>673792091
She knows no mercy.
>>673792308
faggot
>>673792308
It'd probably be all salty from that water.
the only fake I ever fapped to
>>673792308
You gay, brah?
>>673780372
Is she on mr robot?
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>>673792439
nice body but she has a manly face lol
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>>673786619
Shes got those Carrie Underwood type features
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>>673790680
Where else would you lick anon?
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>>673793199
This might be fake.
>>673794637
>>673793525
this picture makes me so hard
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed downey's anus.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and robert moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his sigmoid colon, his prostate getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his sphincter clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still yodels his butthole to the memory of it, basking in his humidity
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>>673793937
You are aware she was only 15 when she filmed these scenes?
Stroking my cummy cock for round two to these amazingly hot slut
>>673795124
And her tits have only gotten smaller.
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>>673794555
I want to lick the inside of her thighs
>>673794555
Her breasts, her ears, her neck again
Lots of places :)
>>673795124
You are aware nobody cares?
>>673795472
Yes, would love to suck on her ears
>>673793937
Wasn't she under 18 when this was filmed?
>>673795351
This whore even got my writing like a mongoloid
>>673795472
I don't know why, but I get it completely. She looks like her skin tastes amazing, especially between her breasts
>>673795465
Take your time getting there
>>673796052
Everytime I reach her shoulders I'd start again from her lips
>>673779067
cant believe that faggot marylin manson was hittin that
>>673795942
More Rita in latex cause she loves being jerked off to
>>673779243
She looks like she could kill you with a butter knife... and you know because she tried once. But she's ok now... for the moment.
>>673785297
This person is a horrible
mofuggin Carrie
>>673796349
mmmmh, hot
>>673795942
She does look tasty. And I have a thing for necks.
>>673797163
Could resist her boobs for long though
>>673797163
dormer has a lovely one
>>673797150
Oh fuck, never noticed how tasty Olivia's feet are
>>673797163
I bet she wouldn't mind having her neck licked softly, amongst other things
>>673797371
>>673795935
she was 15
>>673797937
Rita deserves a lot more cum from you boys
>>673797937
I wouldn't mind it either.
With one hand holding the back of her head, and the other somewhere farther down
>>673798487
seconded /b/rother
>>673798487
Where?
>>673798487
fuck I would gladly oblige but I've been fapping so hard this weekend my foreskin is raw
>>673798606
I can be daring and rub her own wetness across her lips from my fingers
>>673797612
her high jawline makes it extra sexy
>>673798606
Oh, and where would that other hand be then?
>>673798630
I think you should dedicate your load to her, then
>>673798670
For me, it would be either between her glorious tits or drenching her beautiful feet
>>673798309
yes plz
>>673798487
dibs on her soles
>>673798961
Don't ask. Just do it.
>>673798961
That's pretty naughty, don't you think? But I'm sure Rita would love to taste her own sweet juices
>>673799241
I'll go after you, with pleasure, even fuck her feet a little while they're covered
>>673799249
Oops, they accidentally slipped into her mouth.
>>673799105
Teasing her lips
I want to make her drool
>>673798630
>>673798487
>albanian shitskin
no thanks
>>673800073
Mmm, I need to taste those amazing feet...
>>673799621
Now her mouth is even more delicious
>>673800293
and I need to favorite her on my wikifeet profile holy fucking shit
someone post Aubrey Plaza PLEASE
>>673800775
You sure need to, especially cause I'm completely certain that she enjoys having her feet worshipped
>>673800725
Nat can lick herself off her lips while I move down and suck on her hard nipples.
>>673801218
I'd be afraid I would bite them too hard
>>673784626
lmao. what a stupid fucking picture.
'try to fit your huge body into this 1 foot by 1 foot sink. it'll look good once I make it black and white'
>>673801687
it's called art bro, look it up
>>673801218
>>673801541
>disappointing tits
>ugly face
>coalburner
>>673801541
I'm not. I'd bite and make her yelp in pleasure.
>>673801914
it's like...all celebrity can just fuck off and go down the drain bro...
fuckin deep bro...fuckin deep.
*takes drag off joint*
like....fuck man...
>>673801914
or just an excuse for titties
either way I don't see a problem with it
>>673777590
her nipples look so uneven
>>673802166
hnnnngh
she would have to wear a full turtleneck to hide all the teethmarks
>>673802558
yeah just like your moms fuckin cunt bitch you wanna take this shit outside bro ill fuck up ur whole life
fgt
>>673802605
Should I go lower again?
>>673791362
about to ask for this
>>673777125
I've wanted to fuck her slutty little face since Panic Room...
>>673802904
why not
I would try to lick her thighs clean. they must be all sticky by now.
>>673798309
She look like Sid the sloth
I wanna shoot hot sticky cum all over her adorable face.
>>673792944
crazy exec's wife
>>673783110
sauce?
>>673803469
No anon, you make her stickier first.
>>673803715
with those lips she could cause that easily
>>673803715
just her face? are you sure?
>>673795465
sauce?
>>673803920
You madman
What do you have in mind?
>>673804296
Little licks, little kisses, I just wouldn't give her what she needs.
>>673804027
Mmmm, those feet look perfectly ready for a big, juicy cock
Image limit reached, by the way, I'll start a new thread
>>673794854
sigh
>>673803920
shes hot but disappointing tits. anyone who says her tits are better than "meh" is delusional
>>673804463
pull her cheeks apart so her ass gets a little tease
>>673791362
tl;dr
>>673804671
new thread, boys, don't be shy to be extra lewd
