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Voice thread time!

Rules are the same as usual.
Post shit for me to say, and I will say it.
Nothing is off limits, so go nuts faggots.

Stay in touch after the tread if you so please.
https://twitter.com/_CCCChan_
- CCCC
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I don't feel like letting you die Cody
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>>673769674
Here you go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15wHZN5opHi
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Welcome to the shirtless tunnel dungeon
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(Hey, me again)

Could you say this in that qt russian accent

"You've been invited to join glorious leader Red's conquest, do you accept?"
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>>673770603
Sounds like my kind of dungeon!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCNV9pDlTt
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Niggers aren't people. Triple K mafia for life. Long live moonman.
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Okay real talk here. Are you like fucking 5 inches tall with wings and a wand or some shit? Thats what you sound like.

And say "Oh what a big boy you are!"
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>>673769306
Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas
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Hey Adam, stop eating top ramen and smoking the kush. It's gonna fuck you up.
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>>673770604
Oh hey Jins! How's it going!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRvKJ3gpbI
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Fuckernuggertrumbullyarbarfglargabumtingchompydorf
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>>673769674
thank you so much ^^ Always work when I have a friend feeling down
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Cccchan what sort of mic do you have?
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"You're on, buttercup. I hope you know I'm an official paying member of Anonymous and they would never let this happen to me. I'm to much of an asset."
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>>673770771
I remember you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sut7KusgmX
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I remember lurking in one of these threads the other week, you have some real talent here OP.

Requesting a simple "I love you" in your normal voice if you dont mind, just as a little pick-me-up.
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>>673769306
"I promise to be your sex slave forever, master Nick. Now, get over here and fucking pound me." in a sexual, sort of excited tone pleeease
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>673769306
They're all yours, Simon, and put some backbone into it! Ready? FINISHING MOVE! Perfect Combustion Of Manly Souls CANNONBALL ATTAAACK!!
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>>673771769
er >>673770247
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I want to have sex with Mari.
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>>673769306
Starting to notice a trend. Do you not cuss in your recordings?
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>>673771015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lX0i7fyj21
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>>673772106
Oh, it's you again.
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Give up, life wasn't worth living anyway
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>>673771188
Checked. And oh shit, you're on to me!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2o2j4kai6
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>>673771839
Thank you natasha..

How can I donate?
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>>673772340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmeeNyk7KE
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>>673772031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmeeNyk7KE
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>>673772403
Kek, you actually scared me there
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>>673772403
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate my fucking ears gdi fuck you
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>>673771330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlfpzyTYHr
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>>673771490
Thanks Fam, kept missing your threads.
Motivation at it's finest.
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>>673772581
Thanks for the free diabetes.
Keep up the great work!
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>>673769306
"If people's faith in you is what gives you all of your strength then, I'll believe in you with every fiber of my being! SO PLEASE, PLEASE WIN!" Im probably gonna have more gurren quotes for you. Thanks
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>>673769306
>>673772106

Do this.
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>>673771480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gmWjdZcrOA
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>>673772998
Be patient, she'll get to you
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"ayy lmao"
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>>673772450
Ya got me
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>>673771570
Fuck this was a tricky one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ewuFSqLf9T
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>>673769306
"Kill yourself!"
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"Post ending in 69 gets Bastion, faggots."
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>>673771793
Here's your answer:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qt4C1vcHSV
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"You're on, buttercup. I hope you know I'm an official paying member of Anonymous and they would never let this happen to me. I'm to much of an asset."
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>>673773336

Fair play. I was expecting you to break it down in to separate sounding words like a puss
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>>673771807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AbCSQver5Q
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"Kyaa!!~ J-Jonathan! Don't touch me there! Ohh... Well, I guess it's okay. Just don't tell Paul, okay?"
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The M1911: 7 shots of pure ecstasy and delicious 45 ACP. Get some, motherfucker.
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>>673771997
Thank you! It means a lot!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vDQ4y8iUTH
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>>673772380
There's a link to my commissions document in my twitter bio (https://twitter.com/_CCCChan_) and there's a paypal email there which you can donate to!
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"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally!"
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Kill yourself joaquin-sama
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"Your mother's your father"
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just go ahead and moan into the mic for a straight 10 seconds pls tyvm
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>>673772010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bPHNJQxUVt
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Mew2king, Madcatz is not working on prosthetic hands for you. Go to the doctor.

He didn't listen to the last one. Also question, how active are you in the melee scene?
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>>673774432
This
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>>673773371
Come on OP, do this
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Do it in your man voice.
ALLAH AKBAR!
I'll edit the explosion later.
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>>673774514
*allahu akubar
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>>673774514
It's Allahu Akbar
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>>673774465
Dont want to judge how hot that is until I know if you are a man or not
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>>673772031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09qhco4H9oP
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>>673772106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Di6UO0tG18
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Hello, my name is LilyPichu and I like to suck eggs.
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>>673769306
WUBBALUBDUBDUB!
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>>673772146
What do you mean? I cuss all the fucking time!
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I am doctor Beef Bazooka! Now bend over!
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Agony, ecstasy, peace. Every passing has a beauty all its own
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"Hello, Dvach, I'm your new queen."
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>>673772340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lkPgvjtgx
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>>673775131
Yea, right after I said that, you started lol
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"Pound me in the ass Niall" (ahonestly just want to hear how you pronounce it)
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>>673772928
Keep the Gurren quotes coming if you wish!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08fH7sVuZS2
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>>673773229
ayy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zu14oaWpQP
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>>673775315
Thanks OP, good stuff.
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I am Paladin of the church of light and Lieutenant of the third Battalion of the Royal Guard of Stormwind.
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>>673773371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LwvAvLNv0z
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>>673769306
By the way OP, how long are you gonna do this before you leave?
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>>673773428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zFvx5L3Wiq
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>>673769306
Can you say this in a English accent?

"Oi love, show me your tits."
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"Mi libro, Luna de Plutón, está siendo un éxito de ventas en las librerías de habla hispana, por favor léelo, sé que te va a encantar".
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"Adam, I will never stop doing this to you, have a cute moan" *do a cute moan*
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>>673773823
>>673769306
"Kyaa!!~ J-Jonathan! Don't touch me there! Ohh... Well, I guess it's okay. Just don't tell Paul, okay?"

Thanks in advance (don't say this)
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>>673773823
Ah, here come the lewd ones~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IPscMD7tvo
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>>673776188
Oh that's perfect, thanks!
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>>673776409
You have a comrade named Adam too, Anon?
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>>673776502
Yuup lol. Wanna do this for my loli-con friend. Thanks
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>>673776605
Yep, he's having a rough day
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You're the best kakku-chan
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>>673773883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvWKnm0KwR
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Can you say "Pleased to meet you"
You sound like the voice actress of Lulu from LoL somewhat.
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>>673769306
''I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea, I will always be with you...''
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>>673776502
Avenue q anyone?
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Are you a guy or girl?
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>>673774132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMRgX4Nvm4
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>>673777089
Girl i believe
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>>673777111
Thanks :D also checked
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i wanna kiss that mouth of yours op
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>>673774140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M9040v7KS6
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>>673774197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glwt2NM8Qk
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>>673777376
Pronounced Hwa-keen
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>>673774197
Might i inquire as to why this particular sentence?
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>>673774432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cm4iJziq4R
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>>673777764
Its a joke among me and my friends
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cOheRC9Q23
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"(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark"
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>>673775837
>please OP
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>>673777964
The king at his throne
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"I want to cut you up and rub your disembowelled corpse over my pubescent naked body"

Love ya OP
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>>673774495
He didn't? Well that sucks.
I'm mostly just a spectator in the smash community, but I enjoy it a lot!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qs5zOyzv1Y
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try>>673777777
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>>673777863
can you say
hey red pick up the phone dawg
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Can you say "Probological is one of the best games of 2018"
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>>673778011
Shit, in normal voice if possible.
Looking for VA's for a project I'm working on. You sound pretty good.
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Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't... I am Christian, Weston, Chandler. The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric hedgehog Pokémon.
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>>673769306
Fuck me in my ass please
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>>673775117
Gosh, I kinda hope this never finds her since I think she's a really nice and talented person.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06sLmLTVIIP
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"I want to wrap my lips around your fat cock and such on it"
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>>673778315
sonichi i had already forgoten that nighmare.
thanks a lot anon.
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>>673777934
How queer is it that we have the same joke....
What a coincidence
unless ofcourse, I am your friend
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TUTURUUUUUUUU~~~~~!
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>>673777863

Well damn, that's easy on the ears.
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>>673778162
Well you saw the post, OP is a true lord.
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>>673775127
I didn't say it exactly like Rick, but I hope it's still fine.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dxCrFWAQAu
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"This is Vaughan's phone, if I haven't answered by now, I probably don't like you! Try again when hell freezes over!"

Pronounce Vaughan like porn, or corn or any other aughn thing.
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>>673778160
That's pretty cool! What are your thoughts on the smash sisters crew battles?
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>>673778474
Ha, he hasn't been doing much lately. I actually miss those days, back then when the internet revolved arounf him and not 12 year olds on Minecraft.
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>>673778516
Your ma's your da
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Getting this aroused from my feet? You naughty boy~
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>>673769306

Chris, use me...
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>>673775645
Thanks, much obliged cccchan
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>>673775140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YdmoZ59Pld
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>>673778580
Seeconding this one but try it with a heavy metal growl.
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TASTE THE MEAT AND THE HEAT
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Get out of there! It's gonna...aaaahhh~
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>>673778813
>>673778826
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"Did somebody ring the Dinkster!?"
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>>673778689
WOW it's beautiful thank you.
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>>673775264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ioDRQJ1P10
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Say, Rubba dub dub.
> I hope you guys will get it
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>>673769306
in their tongue he is dovahkiin, dragonborn! fus ro dah
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>>673775280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNkelIn4rj
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say "hi winternick, i'm a girl."
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Do your best Rick unrest ion, from Rick and Morty c:
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"But onii-chan, that place is dirty! Don't lick it!"
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>>673779477
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNkelIn4rj
dubs have spoken
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>>673779401
I can just imagine an ancient loli vampire saying this.
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"Do I vape? Heck yeah I vape!"
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination embraces the entire world."

-Albert Einstein

(Coming soon with more quotes.)
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>>673779477
dUBs
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You sound like you've done voice acting for one of JelloApocalypse fan dubs
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>>673779600
I can just imagen the giant Neck beard on this guy
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>>673775495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S4VIOYTaRm
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>>673776364
THIS,PLSSSSSSSS
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Please use me all you want master
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>>673776082
Until the threat 404's probably
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Forgot to ask, When will your Request Status be open again?
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>>673775837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OqNpKTDQNj
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"We're not just hounds Boss.... We're Diamond Dogs!" -Benedict "Kazuhira" Miller
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"Where the fuck is the stream, UBW!?"
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Jonny just kill yourself you fucking autist
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Try to say, Come with me if you wanna live!
But with a Arnold accent xd
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>>673780000
Checked
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Cuthulu, raise me as your own!!
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>>673779748
Spot on pronounciation
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"I believe that we all fall down sometimes, yeah."

Do it to the tune of Black Veil Bride's "Lost it All" pls, it is right at the end.
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"woohoo"
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>>673776251
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9B3NomoJ2
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>>673780000
>>673779477
checked
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>>673780000
Check it out
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>>673779477
check 'em
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.


>if dubs, OP must deliver
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>>673776364
Well, I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06WQQo1O1uV
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>>673780025
If dubs op must deliver
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"Onii-chan! I need a hug~... Please don't let go..." As if she had a really bad day.
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>>673780199
Thank you I forever love you
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>>673780398
well that was fucking cute
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>>673780302
NOOO DUBS, NYANPASUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>673776409
Aww.. all these poor Adams today..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s010wkm6tw31
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>>673779968
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OqNpKTDQNj
thank you so much!
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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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Try to say this
> Hej jag jag är en utbytes student och jag vill kulla dig
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>>673780711
Noice dubs
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>>673780712
ONWARD EXCALIBUR, TO HELL WE RIDE!!
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>>673780758
Mate you have no idea how jealous I am that I didn't think of this.
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>>673780711
check em
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>>673776822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kau4gn0jnX
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>>673780758
>Revising biology
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>>673780909
I know, right? Feels good to be the first.
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Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!
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>>673776913
I get that sometimes!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s078zyV1HBzb
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"I AM FROM BEYOND!"
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>>673779975
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"Baka Senpai! Its not like I actually wanted you to stick your *moan* big fat cock into my *moan* tight little pussy." *loud moaning*
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hey winter im a girl

i need this 4 something

pls deliver
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>>673780946
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
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>>673777011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGT7Mrrj7n
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*with a russian accent* Leepa-chan, please, have more of these soft croissants and drink some tea.
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Just say the word kek
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>>673781307
This
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>>673781315

Who are you catfishing?
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The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai
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>>673777326
That's so sweet!
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>>673779142
just politely making sure that this doesn't get forgotten ;__;
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>>673781307
AUTISM
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"Spiderman will be taking over this thread now, bitch."
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>>673781307
>>673781191
this and this pls
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>>673781562
Op's delivery is like Amazon
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>>673781458
cringe autist will deliver many keks for me and friends he is also a "asexual"
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I will beat the shit out of you you little shit (finish with a cute battle cry)
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>>673781307
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
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>>673778011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fnhgRmsFdW
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>>673781575
ASPERGERS
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Make a really wit'd nice that you can't describe
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>>673781710
Holy shit you can sing!!!
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>>673781697
>>673781575
>samefagging this hard
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"Nahhhhh, nah nah nah nah, go fuck yourself. I ain't doing that shit."
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>>673781742
PARKINGSONS
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"Elias you've always been on my mind and I can't hold back any more" *cute moan*
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>>673781675
This is what I wanted to avoid.. Poor OP has a lot of stuff to go through..
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>>673781839
Just stop with this "samefag" maymay, it never works.
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>>673781869
DOWN SYNGNOME
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>>673778121
Love ya too, Anon!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X40BNKmLgE
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>>673781839
This guy ain't that smart Hu

>People can think the same
>Autism much?
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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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>>673781710
DAT WISPIERED FIRST LINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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>>673781710
Thats fucking amazing
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are you an animu VA or aspiring?
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>>673781987
>maymay
i have no words for your redditness anon
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>>673778210
For a ringtone, I assume?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UHl9nCSlwE
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Hmm-hmmmm~ I'd chuck "his" Butterfield...
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>>673781981
She said no limits to /b/
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>>673782029
I literally came buckets.
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>>673780398

vocaboner is now a thing

no won't call it a boneroo
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"It's time to d-d-d-duel!"
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>>673781837

Uh...not to shit on OP, but that sounded pretty rough, man.
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>>673782012
You win, I can't come up with anything more
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>>673781710
I was hoping you could sing, thank you so much.
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>>673778315
This is some Vietnam-flashback-worthy cringe memories you're bringing back, Anon..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dn8RRMYmRJ
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>>673782203
yup thanks
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>>673772403
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>>673782318
THIS
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When I see birds fly, I think to myself: "If I was a bird, who would I shit on?"
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>>673769306
"A nu. Cheeki breeki Iv damke!"
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"Hey, don't you remember that you were the method to my madness? The one who made all my big talk more than words? Your drill ought to be totally different from that pebble over there. Your drill is right here. You can't keep wasting time in this place forever. What's that drill of yours meant to do" I'll fucking pay you.
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>>673778465
>such on it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GeXJVp6HJF
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>>673782443
lol sorry. I just had to
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Please say "I don't know if liquor is the answer, but it's worth a shot!"
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"You're a fucking mongoloid!"
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>>673782725
I feel like watching TTGL again, that shit was good.
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"My parents gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
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>>673782362
Good try anon. I respect you.
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" Please stop with all the Autism in this thread! In drowning in neckbards"
Say it c:
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>>673782757
Anon got rekt
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>>673778580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07f5orCSA9k
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>>673782757
You sound so satisfied when you say sick on it, Like you won something
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>>673781869
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"Violence is never the answer. It's just a really good solution"
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"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound"
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Itemo wakanaro baka bakari
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>>673783048
Omfg, Suck on it* I meant to say SUCK on it. ffs I need to pull my shit togheter
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"Oh Daddy... It's so big... I want it inside me... Please... I'm dripping wet..."

erotic tone pl0x
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>>673778715
I was a bit confused about the pronunciation thingy, so sorry if I got it wrong!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nhVrVJXzl3
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>>673778284
lmao this one was skipped

Just say probological if you skipped it cuz it sounds like an ad
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>>673782816
Beyond fucking good, man. Thinking about buying one of those box sets. Just wish I could rewatch it for the first time again.
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FUWA FUWARI
FUWA FUWARU
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>>673783285
Retarded tone*
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LMAO I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW U CHINESE CHING CHONGS CAN BE SUCH WEEABOOS AFTER ALL THE WARS AND RAPE WITH THE GLORIOUS NIPPON CAN U STOP THE SDVX CIRCLEJERK ALRDY??? YES OR YES???
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im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT"
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>>673783296
Anon chan, you are the best. 10/10 name was correct as well
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>>673778825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSwaJ905e1
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"Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers?"
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>>673783370
Agree
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"Death is like the wind; always by my side.">>673769306
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>>673769306
>>673769306
"EAT MY SHORTS!"
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>>673778826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CR1efpc79H
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>>673783555
cancerous champ
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Welcome to hell, fucker, and I'm the mistress
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Laugh hysterikly like Yunai gasai please! for like 12 seconds
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BASK IN THE GLORY OF YOUR GOD!!!
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>>673779004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OZ87vRkM2R
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>>673783370
>>673783550
oh yeah?
>samefag is real
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"Oh, I know very well. How the secrets beckon so sweetly"
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What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets
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Please, put it in my ass
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say "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENUU"
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>>673783864
wasnt actually me replying
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A black guy and a Jew jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
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>>673783956
BOYS?
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>>673769306
"Sam you are a huge fucking weeaboo and you should kill yourself."
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its over, I have the high ground now!
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>>673783821
You got it wrong. You gotta emphasize on "and".
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>>673782962
Thanks, my new ringtone.
-J1N5
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>>673779142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x5dBZkBWC6
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>>673783864
Why won't please understand that some people can think the same thing, I guess you are just REALLY simple minded>>673783864
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>>673781307
Op dont forget this ~
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>>673784025
BOOOIIIIS
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>>673784032

You're being dumb on purpose, right?
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>>673779169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uL3w21AZ7G
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Actually, I'm off the cheeseburgers now.
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>>673784109
Anon don't forget to..
Trim your neck beard
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How to make demonstration man fly?
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"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHOOOOONE. I've got my hunches, they come in bunches!"
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>>673784013
>A black guy and a Jew jump off a cliff. Who wins?
>Society

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X40BNKmLgE
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>>673784201
Are really that fucking simple?
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>>673779392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wx0MXfgLeu
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Can you say: "Harry will always be a slave to Keelan." (keylun) cheers also alwesome work
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>>673784334
im actually clean shaven, do it every week, so kindly kys!
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>>673779477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s033by2vWhcp
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>>673784013
>Jew joke

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eirpLQVPDk
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>>673784476
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wx0MXfgLeu
Thanks!
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>>673784450

Seriously asking. You're asking her to say it wrong on purpose?
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could you do a lewd one/two for me?
"Threadly that wanting to impregnate Nezha is perfectly normal."
and if ya feel like it this one
"i want to impregnate nezha!"

thanks a ton and i love your work!
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bit of an odd request but can you say "Endanger The Bears"?
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>>673784476
Say
" Welcome to vault 69 so open wide vault dweller~
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>>673784081
You're the best ^_^ Make sure you don't let the lil flamers get to you ~
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>>673779543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLqklHLiMn
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latefag, amazing work OP:

''“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them.
To bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!''
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>>673784890
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLqklHLiMn
I love you anon.
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>>673784755
Im asking her to say it right. Either way, the "wrong" is still there, i see no reason for you to get pissed except for being a retard.
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"Coca cola con la cannuccia corta corta"

It's italian, try it (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
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>>673784032
This is why we can't have nice things in life.
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Can you say "Dani, you are a faggot who sucks cock and makes shit memes"
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>>673779663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a1xBN76YuJ
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>>673784890
Plot twist
It's under there carpet he's gonna lick
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Jesus fucking christ luke what's up with those fucking combos drop it already onegai-desu.
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spics and niggers pull the triggers hyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Heeeeeeeil Hitler!
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>>673784697
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eirpLQVPDk
Thank you!
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thread is dying OP, new?
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