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More disturbing xenografts.
nth for unlocking talents through perserverence
buncha gays
>>673745278
yay maya is back
>>673745408
i was posting on the previous thread
how you doing?
got around to playing armello today
wasn't as furry as I'd hoped, but it was pretty fun
>>673745560
well i just started posting because i was making music
>>673745746
ooh what kind of music?
>>673744764
I don't even like human men but you furfags made me crave for big and juicy cock up my bum.
Thanks. Now make me uncrave it.
>>673746048
there's no going back
>>673746048
you have to confront what you fear
so, you know, better spread em
>>673746048
Living the meme.
>>673745959
electronic
>>673746429
that's pretty awesome! :3
so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>673746631
made my first dubstep track the other day, im kind "meh" about it but everyone else likes it
not posting goatdad?
>>673746834
first EP when?
>>673746897
I only have like, 3 folders on my computer anymore.
Goatdad is on a zipped folder on a USB in my closet somewhere.
>>673746048
OP here. I was turned to the dark side as well, so don't feel bad.
>>673746897
>>673747045
>goatdad
?
>>673747045
why the cleanup?
gay homos gtfo faggots
>>673747271
goatdad
>>673746995
not sure if ill make an ep, i actually hate dubstep, ill just end up continuing with Alt dance and complextro, besides i would need a label to release an ep. and i dont want to go trough all the bullshit to obtain a copyright for my own label if i decide to make one
>>673747286
Took a month off of threads.
Going to toss the USB when I move in May.
Shit just isn't as fun as it use to be. 'till then I'm just there 'cause George asked me to still post for a while.
I watch kitchen nightmares while eating good food.
>>673747502
Oh...
All things come to an end, I suppose.
>>673747523
Living the good life.
>>673747495
or just a bandcamp page who knows?
>>673747679
Eh. It's whatever.
I work a pretty good job now and can invest in stupid hobbies again.
Ordered a few JAP N64 games and that 8 inch Gamestop statue of Fox.
>>673747837
That's pretty Nito. I wish I could afford hobbies.
>>673747983
Just invest in a less costly one.
I use to collect stamps.
Boring as shit, but it was something.
You work?
>>673747750
i might make a bandcamp page
You can afford me.
>>673748671
>>673749085
i dunno why i quoted your post lel
>>673749085
you know you want me to pull those out of your ass
>>673749280
yeah take those out and put something else inside instead! :3
Anyway I'm out.
See ya around, Badger.
>>673749417
id do it like this if i ever actually meet you
>>673749800
with a skull and candles on the table?
>>673750021
well i like metal, so yes to the skulls, the candles tho, maybe
>>673749800
how romantic
bye kyle
>>673750170
They can be useful for BDSM purposes
>>673748158
Nope. Although I do collect Warhammer miniatures and occasionally play with them. It's good since it doesn't require constant funding.
>>673748978
Can I though?
>>673749673
seeya
>>673750528
>>673750351
i prefer to kiss, cuddle and sniff people ALOT before i actually fuck them though,
i need to know you before i bang you so to speak
>>673750170
the candles make it romantic, but also gothic, it's a tight balance
>>673750170
i love metal as well great idea those skulls
>>673750590
but i'm more into pet play myself
>>673750641
ah that's pretty cute! (btw i'm not single you know)
>>673750853
i can tell, im generally good at knowing whos single and who isnt
hai badj
You can never have too much gfur.
>>673751092
what give it up?
>>673750641
>sniff
>>673751368
looks and manner of speech
>>673751235
indeed, i could do this all day
>>673747523
I do the same thing. Don't care. Kitchen Nightmares is awesome and Gordon Ramsey is my hero.
>>673751555
It's the weekend, aside from getting a haircut and making breakfast burritos for the week, posting porn is about all I've done!
>>673751545
oh? i didnt noticed it changed from when i was single...
>>673751545
but you can't see him tho
>>673751812
shameful ditto
>>673751812
yeah me too, been playing games, sleeping 'till super late and dressing up like a naughty boy
>>673752260
You got a haircut and made breakfast burritos?
I BET MINE ARE BETTER! >:3
>>673752306
I really need to get some naughty clothes. I used to have a lot, but got rid of it all. Wish I wouldn't have.
>>673752561
why did you do that??
>>673752396
Post from 1 please. I haven't seen this one yet.
>>673752351
I lied, I actually made banana-oatmeal crepes for breakfast.
And they were good.
>>673752686
Bad ex and insecurity. Got rid of everything and almost immediately regretted it. Same thing with my ears/tail combo I had. I literally have nothing but my sex toys at this point.
>>673752561
>>673752686
Better question, what kind of clothes?
>>673750021
That's a Rattata, not a Typhlosion.
>>673752883
That does sound awesome. I love crepes. Banana and Nutella are my favorite, but more of a desert.
>>673752883
:Q
i waaaaant some!!
>>673752889
gosh, well i guess it's time you get those outfits back again
>>673752962
skirt, panties, knee socks, you know, femboy stuff
>>673752718
don't have it, sorry
>>673753174
>gosh, well i guess it's time you get those outfits back again
I'm gonna work on it. Part of trying to lose weight! One of my rewards for loosing weight is I get to buy naughty outfits :3
>skirt, panties, knee socks, you know, femboy stuff
Mmf, yes please. I still never got over the gothy phase of high school. Give me a skirt, thigh high socks and arm warmers any day!
>>673753174
Very cute looking!
I have some lingerie the wife and gf bought me (I'm bi, but very heavily towards females). I like the feel of femboy stuff, but I hate the way I look in it. I'm fairly hairless across my body with a swimmer's physique, but I've got a beard and don't shave my legs. It really bugs me to see myself wear anything. So long as I don't see myself though, the clothing feels great while getting pegged and blown.
>>673753595
man that's the best outfit for everyday use!
>>673753719
you can go for some outfit more adapted to good looking men like you...
>>673753719
>I like the feel of femboy stuff, but I hate the way I look in it. I'm fairly hairless across my body with a swimmer's physique, but I've got a beard and don't shave my legs. It really bugs me to see myself wear anything.
Holy hell, are you me? I mean, granted I don't have a swimmers physique, but I don't have thick body hair. Do have leg hair and rarely shave (I trim it down every other day).
Anyways, I feel your pain bro.
>>673753035
i think it's the artist's name. also, contain your autism
>>673753174
too late, i eated them all!
>>673753141
If you make em sugarless, it becomes a wholesome meal. 100g oatmeal, 200g flour, 4-6 eggs, 2 ripe banana's, bit of vanilla, teaspoon of salt, mix with a mixer, and bake it up on a sizzling hot buttered pan. Salt beefs up the oats and banana flavor, doesn't even need any toppings anymore.
>>673752053
ive seen pics of him and you know that ass is taken
>>673754042
aww!
>>673754014
>man that's the best outfit for everyday use!
I like comfy and everyday wear. My ex used to wander around the house in a ratty shirt and pajama pants. She had no idea how quick that got my blood going~
>you can go for some outfit more adapted to good looking men like you...
Got any recommendations? I've got broad shoulders and square hips. Worst thing in the world for girly clothes.
>>673754042
>If you make em sugarless, it becomes a wholesome meal
I might have to try that!
The breakfast burritos are not exactly low fat, but very filling, so I feel like it's a good trade off.
>>673754323
well, just go for cute briefs and small tops i guess, show your abs! ;3
pic semi related
>>673754691
Hmm, I've gotta get abs first :P But I like it!
>>673754880
well i thought you had a swimmer body! >ω<
>>673754235
Well yeah, I can't imagine prime butt like that going unoccupied for long.
>>673754315
I would treat you to so should we ever meet. Cooking isn't exactly fun, but I don't mind it too much. I wouldn't mind doing it daily if work didn't tire me out.
>>673754323
Fat isn't bad, just count the calories.
And of course, long as it's yummy.
>>673754022
Thanks and I don't have anything against shaving my body. I actually like having little to no hair, I just dislike the required upkeep to keep it from being returning as stubble and the sensations that come with that. As for my beard, I'd need to spend 40+mins a day keeping that shaved. I have a very deep cleft in my chin and can only shave with a folding straight razor. I need the corner to sweep into my chin.. damn reality and biology! lol
>>673754014
I actually don't hate some basic, soft panties. My dick is rather girthy, but I like the feeling of the fabric and how it cups my balls if I let my dick hang free out over the top. The girls have gone as far as to buy me lingerie like (and I have no idea if any of these terms are actually correct for them. I know very little about mens lingerie) bottoms with a frenchcut ass with a pouch for my package, something similar but less covering that has 2 straps that barely reach my hips instead of the normal elastic band, and one they got me as a joke that goes around my right thigh, has a pouch for my package, is a thong in the back, and then has a suspender strap that goes over my left shoulder.
I actually don't look bad in any of them, but they're hardly femboy.
>>673755184
i bet you'd make some delicious breakfast! but dont worry about cooking, i dont eat much you know! :3
>>673755143
Nope! That's the other dude. I'm chubby haha.
>>673755184
>Fat isn't bad, just count the calories.
Oh yeah, I'm not too concerned about it. I can eat up to roughly 2000 calories a day.
>>673755143
Naw, that's me.
>>673755435
But I need to demonstrate my value!
>>673750622
>>673755469
>>673755549
Yea, I suffered from being unattractively skinny most of my life. I wasn't more than 110lbs until my 2nd year of college. Had a nasty breakup that wrecked my life in every imaginable way and I decided to work out my anger (and there was a lot of it) by working out and forcing myself to bulk up. Basically, burn off the anger and get revenge by becoming attractive as fuck. I say "swimmer physique" because most people understand what that entails, but I'm actually a terrible swimmer. I got this way with free weights and parkour.
>>673755469
ah shit i got confused...
chubby is cute i think, but if you wanna lose weight go for it!
>>673755549
oopsie, well, then i mean that for you>>673754691
>>673755673
i'm sure you can demonstrate me your value doing other things you know!
>>673755957
utterly terrifying
>>673756143
>>673756235
>>673756046
Well you sound adorable to me. I would love to get into parkour, need more stamina and cardio first though. Starting out with biking, walking and hiking.
>>673756055
>chubby is cute i think
Thanks :3 I actually don't mind being a -little- chubby, but I weigh more than I would like an it's unsightly to me. I'll get there, I doubt I'll ever be rail thin, just not the kind of build my body naturally goes for. Plus, y'know, pizza is delicious.
But still, I want my ass to look good in panties and not have man tits :P
>>673756055
Thank you for the suggestion. I actually do have a few tight tshirts that I like, and one fitted women's goth trench that I look AMAZING in (she was a little shorter than me and flat chested.) As for bottoms, I don't like briefs. As I said, I'm a little girthy and I find they compact me a little too much. Boxerbriefs are ok but not sexy imho. I use them for utilitarian reasons (I play hockey and it keeps me in place when I'm skating and get hit)
As for how I wear panties with my dick out, pic related. Like the blue haired guy 2nd from the left. Its actually very comfortable.
>>673756517
keep that butt boucy! i wish i had just a little bit more hips but i can't complain, i'm pretty lucky with my body
>>673756381
Good morning folks.
Don't forget to do your exercises today!
>>673755469
Only 2000? That's fine.
In our society, it's hard being attractive without putting in effort, unfortunately. Have to drag myself to the gym every few days just to retain facial aesthetics...
>>673756055
if it's not food, it'd better be sex things!
>>673756866
>keep that butt boucy!
Hehe, I gotta start doing squats to keep dat ass doe. I am jealous of your body, so so jealous hehe.
>>673757084
>Only 2000? That's fine.
Oh yeah, it's been good so far. The biggest thing was cutting out soda. Been totally soda free for a few days now, it's something. It'll be slow, but hopefully I can build some muscle mass (just a bit) at the same time I lose weight.
I'm actually not too concerned about my weight. It's more just my asthetics. I don't care if I don't lose a pound as long as the weight goes away from my stomach specifically!
im back, was helping my mom
their voices are so gravelly
>>673756873
>>673757084
No it's easy these days. Sports science is a thing that wasn't about 100 years ago. It's been documented many times how to lose weight, how to gain speed, muscle, power, etc.
Saying it's hard is all down to your own mind sabotaging you.
Consistency not motivation is the key to making real change.
>>673756844
i wear my panties with my dick out as well, feels fresh!
>>673757084
yup better be sexy!
>>673757358
and to think i havent done almost anything to look like that
>>673757436
welcome back!
Hey guys. How's it going?
>>673757469
it's a result of all that volcanic ash in the air
hi dotter
>>673757609
I bet you do. how else can to keep such thin legs :)
>>673757609
>and to think i havent done almost anything to look like that
Gah! So jealous. Oh well, I'm cute as hell in my own way! So nyah~
>>673757843
Hey Groden. Sup?
>>673757529
>>673757698
why is it only them though?
>>673757616
Sup!
Doing good. Got a haircut by the most (stereotypically) gay guy ever and made breakfast burritos. So delicious.
>>673757358
That's good, soda is fucking poison. One of the few things my parents did right: no soda in the house, tapwater all day erryday. Never got into the habit of drinking the sugary drinks.
>>673757436
>i imply incest here
hai dotta
>>673757616
hellow there! doing pretty good myself how 'bout you?
>>673757922
not much, got called into work today, just got home, hanging out, you?
>>673757616
Hey there Lil' Buddy! I heard someone burned down the Snuckies last night. You wouldn't know anything about that, would ya?
>>673757609
Exactly! But that only really works for me if I'm not wearing pants. I find panties and pants to not wear well together. I can never get comfortable, and if I do, if my cock gets even a lil chubby, it loses that perfect positioning. and ends up either awkwardly curled up or flapping loose against my leg.
>>673758054
wanna be the cool dude for my spaghetti?
>>673758054
maybe it's the mask
>>673758067
>That's good, soda is fucking poison.
Tell me about it! My diet isn't too horrible, but my soda habit is downright horrible. I don't entirely blame my parents, especially because I've continued it since I moved out. But they tried to keep it limited, but as a kid I'd constantly buy soda at school, convenience stores, etc.
>>673756866
I was in a group chat with the guy who owns that char. He was a complete dick, and not the good and lickable kind.
>>673758063
Is it a proper flamin' haircut too?
I'm having a lazy evening, I booked tomorrow off of work, so I can drink and stay up late tonight.
>>673758139
>>673758213
See above.
>>673758075
Hai, how are ya?
>>673758239
It wasn't me, Sam!
I've got a restraining order on that place!
>>673757899
i bet you are! <3 you delicious boy!
>>673758239
i wear girl pants when i walk around with panties, otherwise i wear boyshorts
>>673747358
Asriel?
>>673758488
Not bad, just a little bored.
>>673758549
Asgore.
>>673758488
>Is it a proper flamin' haircut too?
Not entirely. But he did put way too much pomade in there so it's crunchy. But it looks awesome.
>I'm having a lazy evening, I booked tomorrow off of work, so I can drink and stay up late tonight.
Nice! I called in sick earlier last week, was awesome.
>>673758512
>i bet you are! <3 you delicious boy!
<3
>>673758672
Did you get up to much during the weekend?
>>673758447
what chat and what guy again?
>>673758282
duh
>>673758293
sigh
>>673758776
I did absolutely nothing, which is nice.
>>673758847
>>673758742
Pomade, huh? I've never had that added to my hair.
Tsk. This was totally legit vacation, though!
I don't think I've ever called in sick when I've not actually been sick. I'm too good for that.
>>673758929
Lazybutt!
>>673758777
A furfag chat, he was briefly in and drama'd his way out when we all didn't adhere to whatever he wanted. Forgot his name but his sona is that white femboi fennec.
>>673758981
It was good.
>>673757599
this is nonsense - not only are we saturated by unrealistic images and low quality food, we don't do manual labour anymore
consistency, motivation... you shouldn't need these things just to look normal. the very fact that we have to work on our bodies is an indication of where we are at
>>673757609
what, me? or the sex things in themselves?
>>673758941
>Pomade, huh? I've never had that added to my hair.
I love the stuff! Use Layrite personally. It smells faintly of vanilla and makes your hair almost smell edible!
>I don't think I've ever called in sick when I've not actually been sick. I'm too good for that.
I get a month of vacation time and still call in sick for "mental health" days. Because I don't usually know I'm gonna take a day off till the night before.
>>673759064
Damnable NEETs~
>>673753236
I politely demand more. Google has given me nothing.
>>673758512
I wear girl pants on occassion, mostly because the wife and I are actually the same size and my ass looks great in hers, but even non-skinny girlpants are a bit revealing for me. Not in the sense that I'm not covered, just in that if I get an erection, it is extremely obvious. If I point it down, you can see it very well through the denim or corduroy. If I point it up, the top of the pants stops below the head if I'm wearing men's pants. Wearing girl pants, it only covers 1/2 of my shaft.
In any other thread, this would be bragging, but I think you guys get how annoying this could be.
>>673759185
Mental health days? Hah.
I think I took a single sick day last year and that was because I couldn't get any sleep at all the previous night for whatever reason. I only did that as I hadn't used any sick days up and I was honest about the reason.
>>673758388
Can't blame you too much, the soda industry is at the pinnacle of engineering demand via advertising.
I'm always amazed when I watch those commercials; they don't sell soda, they sell coolness and lifestyle. Consumerism kills.
>>673759291
Seconded. All in favor, feel up the person next to you and make them say, "Ayee!"
I'm tired. Sleep with me, Dotter.
>>673759291
>>673759610
I know where to find it, but I don't have it on my hd. I'd have to log into a artwork portal site and snatch it.
>>673759745
O-okay.
>>673759405
>Mental health days? Hah.
My favorite reasoning for days off is "I think I'm coming down with anal glocoma, because I can't see my ass coming in tomorrow".
They're real cool about time off. We've actually discussed going to unlimited time off, but I'm arguing against it.
Yeah, I don't think I've used a sick day for actually being sick in over a year *knock on wood*
>>673759504
I hate sounding like a "wake up sheeple" sperglord, but I don't think the advertising affects me much. I don't watch much TV or listen to the radio. I think it's more just that it's a habit, and I'm nothing if not a creature of habit.
Plus I love sweet things. Which is weird, because I don't like candy. But soda is my drink of choice, for desserts it's never anything savory or tart, always sweet. Cereals are the sugary ones. You get the idea. Trying to break that habit.
>>673759079
i already know you're sexy...
>>673759366
i absolutely love wearing girl pants and shorts, they are just so comfy! and like you said, that butt!
>>673758777
Oh, also he tried to pressure an artist friend of mine into drawing him free stuff and paying by making him popular by telling his fans to watch him on FA. Totally not a scam.
>>673759983
i think i wasnt in that chat so i'm kinda lost...
>>673759914
Hah, nice. I have to fill in stupid forms whenever I get back in after having a sick day, too annoying.
>>673758847
>>673759908
Are we sleeping together yet?
>>673760278
Seriously? That sounds horrible! I just send an email to my office manager and supervisor that's like "I'm sick. I'm not coming in. dealwithit.jpg"
>>673759291
>>673759610
Found it, 26 p without an ending. Next thread I guess.
>>673759916
There's a trick I figured out a long time ago that can give you that girl but in boy pants! Wear an apron. I have on I use when BBQing, cooking, cleaning around the kitchen, etc. It's not a fetish thing, I just find them useful. Anyways, the ties that go around back? Thread them through your last beltloop; the one right above your ass. Thread both ties through so they cross, then cross them outside of the loop tightly, like you're tying your shoes, and put a bow in. It pulls up on your pants right above the crack and looks amazing!
>>673760451
Nope, I'm waiting for you to pay for my plane ticket or to fly over to my place.
>>673760503
I do that too. I think the form is a HR requirement.
It's one of those hideous generic forms that gets you to fill in all the details about how you were ill, when the illness started/ended, whether you went to see a doctor about it etc.
>>673759079
Normal is what the majority currently looks like, which is obese. so to be better than normal. above average you just need to lose weight. to be better than that you need to be muscular for men and sexy for women.
consistency will lose weight and you will be better than average just by doing it. It's easier now with things like fitbit to track food and exercise.
>>673759916
You have a really nice body. I would like to "rape" you. As long you consented to it.
>>673760938
>raping someone who consents
Fucking boring.
>>673758488
nice good to hear
>>673758672
I meant asgore, I mix them up :/ sorry
>>673761146
Not everyone has a rape fantasy.
>>673760938
really not a fan of "rape" or rough sex in general, i'm more into cuddle and kisses
>>673760750
that's a good idea thanks!
>>673759190
no neets here boss
>>673759745
hOI!!
>>673759916
What? Have you been spying on me?
Is it all a... conspiracy?
Also, you look stunning and so on.
>>673759914
That might be it; I like anything sour, and some things bitter. Also like pastry and whatnot, but the best things are balanced with sour. Like a rhubarb pie.
considering eating more m&ms instead of real food
>>673761382
Then just say you want to fuck him and don't say "rape"!
>>673761446
You stink of neetishness.
>>673761477
i wish but no i havent... :[
>>673761445
That is great. Fan of that also. Once in awhile like to be naughty and rough.
