natalie portman appreciation thread
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natalie portman appreciation thread
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<3
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I'd fucking whisper tenderly in her ear that I love and appreciate her. Then I'd work my way down to her frontbottom, kissing all over. I'd suck and slobber on her sluggy pisswhippets until there was gallons of thick congealed quim paste oozing from her stinky whallop wound. I'd ram my average sized penis in her inviting gowl until I explode a quart of rancid wallpaper paste up the side of her supple bristols. Then I'd cut off her nipples with a penknife and sing the theme tune to Who's The Boss.
>>673744712
watched "jane got a gun" last night. she's not aging well. too jewy for me.
>>673744712
She's a dumb whore who got pregnant after rawfucking her jew boyfriend, what's to appreciate
>>673745635
are you that guy from the other thread?
>>673745796
are you that pervert who is following me?!
>>673745796
It depends, FRIENDO
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>>673745731
lies
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kek
>>673746013
keep living in the past you hebrew jackal
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>>673746127
This is Natalie's favorite cat, Jessica.
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>>673746324
thanks for bumping the thread
>>673746352
HHHHHHHNGNNGNGNGGGGNNGGGGGG
>>673746352
2nd favorite, Steve.
Anyone notice she has a very similar face to Malin Akerman, but looks a little less gormless.
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>>673746127
keep em coming anon, lots of new ones for me
>>673746457
No problem, it's important to make anons aware of her penchant for hoarding cats.
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>>673746471
yeah, simply stunning
a challenger appears!
Her real name is Neta-Lee Hershlag
>Jewess
>>673746648
No
>>673746709
If she wasn't a complete retard I'd fuck her and make her a wife.
>>673746648
not really, no
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you too
>>673746758
I wish I could live a languid existence in the puckered folds of her crimpballoon and feast on the sweat from between her peachy fartclappers
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disgusting
>>673746831
dis real?
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>>673746831
well well well well well.
>>673747108
It's shopped. In the actual scene Clive Owen took his dick out.
>>673747071
I lol'd
>>673746922
that dormer ?
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
hillary clinton is known to be THE most hung gal in DC, possibly one of the biggest in the world. her cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating her size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. she would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with hillary barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding her to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on hillary's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still yodels her clit to the memory of it, basking in her humidity
>>673747149
best waifus
>>673747071
nigga i'm pretty sure u the guy that posted this
>>673747465
Meta af
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>>673746648
...no
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>>673747454
si senor
>>673747670
man, her face is at best 4/10, gtfo
>>673747833
Nobody cares about old ugo skeleton portman.
Post the young one.
>>673747670
gtfo with the ugly duck face GoT chick
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>>673747829
she's cute, but she's no portman or watson
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nice
>>673747957
you know you want to touch it
>>673747626
No, but I would love to collect a year's worth of oozing churngrool from her piss-stink scrambled fleshflaps. I would use this to drown myself in so that I may be reborn in the bounteous spendings of her hanging slimeslot.
>>673748017
post schoolgirl scene from V
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>>673748148
i wish that gun was my dick
>>673748283
i love you man
the portman/hillary clinton one disappeared? resurrect please?
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wow
does it make me a pedo if I think she was hotter when she was younger (around 15 or so) than she is now?
obviously talking about Portman, not strokeface smirkcunt
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uhuh
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it makes you a normal human being
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mehidunno
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I would love to be reborn as her son so I could latch greedily to her bulletnosed floppleberries and drink the sweet titwag manna long into my teens until I had transformed into a large beetle that could scuttle shamefully up her shitsnip and lay eggs in her wondrous bitchwomb.
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she's jewish af
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wow
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>>673749741
you're autism af
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>>673749443
if you wrote a book i'd read it multiple times
anyone has that webm of natalie being in some sort of event and looking around like she's lost? she looks all socially akward and is cute af
good goyim itt
Young NP is best NP.
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OP here don't mind me
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checked
>>673750295
her tits look great here
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I won't ever share a written version of these again. The last time I tried I got a police caution
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>>673750295
are those enhanced or is she after giving birth?
those look spectacular
>>673750628
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye...
>>673750738
b-but anon~
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>>673750621
she fine
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nice nice nice
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au naturale mon amis
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Fun fact, one time I looked at the source code on her fb fan page and there was a bunch of antisemetism in the javscript comments. If I wasn't a computer noob I would have taken a screenshot and posted it here.
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dat butthole... yummi
>>673751370
what are you implying
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kek
>>673750628
*reaches into pants and whispers*
This is for Matilda.
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That someone at facebook posted anti-semetic shit int he javascript comments. I did send fb a message about that. They never got back to me, but a day later it was gone. I probably got someone fired.
>>673746727
Visited Israel once. Most girls are solid 8/10.
Also, this.
>>673751997
Natalie Portman as Haylee Smith.
>>673749391
flacid pancakes....
>>673752031
>fb serves non-minified js with comments
>>673752031
that's interesting, but why should we believe you?
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>That someone at facebook posted anti-semetic shit int he javascript comments. I did send fb a message about that. They never got back to me, but a day later it was gone. I probably got someone fired.
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i think i love you
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not surprised
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second
>>673752092
good catch, that show sucks now though
I'd love to seal her heaving, naked form in a large bubble and have her writhe about in distress, begging to be released, but receiving only electric shocks for every time she refuses to wiggle her furry fartbeaver in my direction while I stroke my prick proud. When I cannot take it anymore, I will do a handstand against the bubble, clenching by buttockfundament tightly so as to form an arsepassage that could ice a cake with wet cement. Then I would unleash a fart so pointy that the bubble would pierce and deflate as I collapse on my Juicy Jewish prize as she flails about under a crinkled mass of plastic and I position myself so that I am humping hungrily against her blubbery botrump.
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This was a few years ago.
>>673752315
The fact that I am not going to lie to strangers on a Cuban cigar-rolling board because I have no reason to.
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>>673752519
Still better than Family Guy.
>>673749741
so? how does that matter at all?
Posting an old classic.
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saved
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kek that ain't Natalie
>>673747626
>such fuck me eyes
>>673752776
aw man i thought this shit was OC, i'm disappointed
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yeah oops, was only looking at thumbs, dunno how that got in there
>>673746751
wtf happened to her pinky toe? did she lose it in some accident?
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they look alike though
>>673748686
>best Portman
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>>using af
>>being a paedophile
>>judging others
Here's a Black Swan greentext.
>Go to Mizzou during the first year Black Swan is released
>Mizzou shows movies every Wednesday
>one Wednesday black student group shows black Swan
>Which is funny because Black Swan doesn't have a single black person in it
>I'ved watched the movie before
>for those that haven't seen the movie, it's scary af
>audience is full of black people
>Every time something scary happens, audience screams in terror
Shit description, but it was funny to me at the time.
I WANT TO FUCK START HER HEAD
So...nobody is going to post her topless beach pictures? K, I won't either
>>673744712
Can we stop posting kike whores please?
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crybaby
>>673747670
interesting face, but ugly pancake tits
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great pic
>>673753410
someone already dumped them in the /hr/ thread
>>>/hr/2529155
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Bewbs
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I miss IDs
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Jewbs
>>673753575
thanks for posting that link, i wasn't aware such a thread existed <3
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Not so bad here...
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Hard nipples jewbs
>>673753689
This is when my obsession for Natalie started. She was so fucking impossibly cute in this movie.
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your welcome anon, lots of celeb threads on /hr/
>>673753967
yummy
>>673753967
I was talking about Dormer, faggot
>>673754063
She'll be perfect when she's 60 bro
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>>673746922
She looks like she's trying too damn hard to be sexy
wouldn't you guys love to have a chan dedicated to her? nataliechan or something
>>673754464
i could do it
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>>673754777
how old are you guys
>>673754777
okay
i like this thread
>>673754047
what movie is this ?
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>>673755854
nice
Do you think Anakin force chocked her during intercourse?
>>673756455
Beautiful Girls
It's a small role.
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>>673756847
>small role
anon disappoint
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Padme though
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Holy shit you monster....
i can't decide between watson and portman
>>673763212
sauce?
