What's in the can /b/?
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What's in the can /b/?
>>673724275
Texas fag leave
Spiders?
>>673724571its a little bigger than a spider
Nuts you stupid fuck. Just read the can. Jesus.
/b's next space program
>>673725015
You can roll for it, but only after you guess what it is
Come on, I know y'all want to know what it is
>>673724746
2 spiders.
>>673724275
Your cum of 7 weeks
>>673725580
Little hint, it's not a bug
>>673724787
Nuts need air holes on the lid?
>>673724275
What's in the can? WHAT'S IN THE CAAAN?
A mouse.
Anne Frank
A fingernail
lizard.
IT'S-A BIG HARRY SPOIDAH
Can looks to be large enough to store my dignity.
>>673726232
like.
a 2012 Ford Expedition, King Ranch Edition?
>>673725967
Better than a mouse
>>673726232
>>673726353
2 mice.
>>673726353
two mouses
>>673726176
Winrar
>>673726437
tehe
>>673726353
Baby chicken/other bird
>>673726522
a cashew
>>673726522
that's not a lezard, it's a gecko you dumb fuck
>>673726176
I win....roll for space program....with rocket.. wile e coyote style
If dubs you put it in the toilet
>>673726765
No rockets, but I have a potato gun in my attic
If dubs, cut tail
Dubs and you feed it your cum
>>673727216
Reroll
Write "Bob" on belly with sharpie and release into the wild
>>673727130
acceptable replacement... i approve but it has to be aimed at a wall....preferably one that has a fake train tunnel painted on it.
Trips and I will space program
If dubs, try and get its tail as deep in your ass as possible
Tripz
Mör tripz
555
>>673724275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
Goin' for da trips
>>673727379
roll 2:electric boogaloo
>>673727624
Reroll
Roll for space
>>673727718
roll 3: roll harder
>>673727431
Is that a homemade air cannon?
Let the lil guy go.
You underage edgelord. Going to go to middle school and brag about how you made this thread?
It wasn't hurting you. why are you fucking with the innocent creature?
>>673727858
roll IV: a new hope
If trips, set it free
>>673727956
It is, I can get it up to 80 psi and shoots marbles thru wooden fences
Its a damn anole
Rolling for Columbine!
>>673728056
This!
>>673728056
>>673728082
Oh shit my fagdar is going off the charts!
>>673728107
Shoot the lizard at said fence.
>>673728056
I will dig up your dead grandma, skin her, and rape you to death with a reciprocating saw while wearing her face.
>>673728309
Go play minecraft you underage piece of shit.
>>673728107
You're not fucking around. You should make a parachute for the sauronaut so he can return safely with his findings.
>>673728412
How is being 13 treating you?
>>673728058
roll V:harry potter and the roll of the phoenix.
>>673728412
>>673726667
that's not a fucking gecko, look at the legs, you're the dumb fuck
>>673728412
Hahahaha. Under age 3edgy5me lord detected!!!
>>673728596
Honestly, not that well...my parents split-up and my mom new boyfriend i a dick. Also, I want to feel your insides with my bare hands.
thread will 404 before trips. you sadistic edgelords will get shit.
>>673729055
>>673728412
>>673729145
I will just start new thread
>>673729247
Let him go!
>>673728943
>>673728668
>>673728596
you guys...my feelings....they are so hurt.what did I do to deserve this. my days ruined.
Make him your new best friend.
Get him some sweet fruit to snack on.
>>673729484
Free reptar!
>>673729247
you should light him on fire just to ruin all these white knights day.
Let the lizard go.
>>673729145
FREE REPTAR!!
>>673729653
I'm sure your family wishes you were set on fire.
guys maybe he thinks if he kills the little lizard his 2cm penis will become 3cm!
>>673729630
>>673729372
>>673729719
>>673729767
Rolling this!
rolling for death to the lizard.
op forgets about exif data.
BACKTRACED!
also let him go!
space man
>>673725788
A robot spider
>>673730112
So close! rolling for freedom again!
>>673730112
Fuck it.
>>673726667
>>673728864
Geckos are lizards.
>>673730355
It's a lizard in murica! it deserves freedom!
>>673730243
death roll
>>673730471
roll for death
>>673730230
op dun goofed!
free reptar!
>>673730573
roll
>>673730625
die
>>673726522
>>673726667
What is a green anole
Do you live in the south, OP?
>>673730705
again
>>673730837
efgqgewrHG
Why don't you space program an animal we don't like, like a cockaroach.
>>673730895
AGAIN 999
>>673730112
Roll!
THESR6KWWRKEK
>>673730230
Just saw the other thread with op's dox.
It's not going to end well for him.
Also rolling to set it free.
>>673731058
FTHETH
>>673731114
DEATH
>>673731080
Thread link?
>>673731114
Should have dropped the h nigga
Set it free
>>673731220
FUCKIN ELL
>>673731080
is there really such a thread? oh man..
>>673731297
COMMUNISTS
release it back into the wild.
rolling for space program
Because you guys are shit, trips or 12 will determine lizards space journey
>>673726522
This lizard is too adorable for NASA
SPACE PROGRAM rollin
>>673731423
THE DAY B IS RUINED BY HOMOS
/b/ SPACE PROGRAM
>>673731365
That's good. Because little edgelord faggots who think hurting innocent animals is funny deserve punishment.
Free the lizard!
>>673731501
12 GET
>>673731501
neighbours' yard
Space program space program
>heb
texas faggot go
>>673728499
Why would you think I'm underage? Or are you just mad because you're also a fag?
>>673724275
Snakes?
roll +1 for space program
Rolling for space cadet lzrd
>>673731501
Set the lizard free
If dubs just eat the lizard raw. Post pics
To space
>>673731667
WELL FUCK ME TRIPS THIS TIME
rollin again fuck your mother fagot-
>>673731811
denied
send the lizard to mars op
>>673731667
And what would have happened if you did get trips or 12, hmm? Idiots
Catch and release
>>673731501
>high pressure in PVC pipe
Crank that shit to at least 800 psi OP
through the fence it goes faggots
>>673731501
ROLLYPOLLY
SET THE LIZARD FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
FLYYYYYYYY
>>673732000
Oh.
Space program please good sir
Straight up in the air, with parachute.
>>673732000
WINRAR
>>673732000
WINZIP
>>673731848
no u
roll for maximum autism
>>673732000
lizards give me a hard on!
EVERYBODY CHECK MY TRIPS AND PREPARE FOR THE SP
>>673732000
NOOOOOOOOO!
>>673732000
WOOO LAUNCH THE FUCKER
>>673732000
YESSSS
>>673732000
Farewell, we hardly knew thee
>>673732000
Winrar
Trying to send the lizard into space is complete faggotry and not possible just eat the fucking thing you pussy
>>673732172
eat a dick you animal loving hippie
ah well we tried but it seems the edgelord faggots will get to circle jerk with each other around the dead lizard
>>673732155
you sir are a god amongst men
Now we wait. OP you got ten minutes
T minus 09.59
>>673732000
BEGIN TO COUNT FGTS
>>673732000
bye bye lizard
Do it but post the image/video on facebook as public and tag your mom and any family you have. If you're in school make sure to tag all your teachers if you have them added
Will begin prepping the launch pad
>>673732000
This can be interpreted as launch the lizard through the fence or let it free.
>>673732000
houston we have a winrar
>>673730254
>mfw I also can only think of spiders being in there
>>673732000
:( /b/ was fun when I was like 15 but now it's just uncool.
>>673732520
He meant launch it
>>673732520
Trips fag here, no it goddamn well cant you liberal arts graduate, It is clear I said through the fence it goes in reference to the marble he shot through said fence
what the fuck time is the clock at bitches
>>673732479
Will you launch him in the can? At least send him off properly, with a snack
>>673732520
theres a reason they call it dope
Mission space command, do we have a systems go?
OP you cock lover make that shit a video
>>673732280
Drumpf supporter detected
>>673732803
I support bernie I just hate faggots
Nothing alive because a /b/tard wouldn't care about somethings life thus the holes is only but a clever ruse
>>673732734
All systems checked and ready to launch sir
>>673732520
Are you retarded?
>>673732923
You sir are retarded, why should we care about a tiny pest?
>>673732933
dub systems checked.
Initiate thrusters pre warmup...
SHOOT THE FUCKING LIZZZARD IN TO SPACE SOME DAY!!! omfg
Timestamp
Please tell me this is a rescue mission to bring back beloved frog /b/ro
>>673732520
>>673732923
Same fag also see
>>673732669
>>673732889
Support animal torture or you are a homosexual! You support Drumpf.
4.35 is the time fagots this little fucking lizard will be a god no lizard has reached these heights before
>>673730745
HEB brand shit is only texas, so probably
>>673733302
I fully support this thread faggot, doesn't have shit to do with my political leanings
>>673732923
>le /b/tards are le ruthless edgelords!!!1 xDD
someone's new here
>>673732923
We can only hope. Fuck anyone who abuses an animal.
>>673733159
Silly nigger, that's no pest. It eats pests! I hope a spider lays eggs in your ear
deliver op
Fueling rocket for rescue mission: Save Frog
OP YOU FUCKING NIGGER DELIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Deliver or you'll get an one-way ticket to space
All systems stand by
>>673733563
shut the fuck up
>>673733727
Our hero. I am so proud.
OP pump that like I did your mother last night
OP will deliver....Today we reach greater heights.
>>673733693
Called the police.
It's a bomb!
IT BEGINS
>>673733727
Roger that, launch in T-300 seconds
>>673733563
This!
>>673733727
One small step for lizard.
>>673733975
Go suck a dick, this is simply your mother's dildo.
MODS MODS MODS
>>673733727
American flag
Russian chevron
Godspeed
>>673733526
>>673732923
same faggot
>>673733693
RIP LIZARD ASTRONAUT MAN
YOU WERE AN TRUE HERO
>>673734152
Fuck off. Your mods can't save you now
I'm going to assume that whatever happens plays out exactly like The Martian did
>>673734152
faggot
>>673733975
OP got doxed and police have been called.
why are people so fucking defensive over the equivalent of a god damn rat dude
404
fgt
>>673725506
Nigga you take a screenshot of a picture?
>>673734254
MODS MODS MODS.. This is Animal cruelty... I'm contacting PETA
>>673734444
What a waste
>>673734332
It matters more than black lives.
Save the lil fella
>>673734325
>>673733975
no he didn't and called them for what, I lay down rat traps and kill the fuckers and that is legal, and it hurts them like hell, so tell me why we cannot simply help a down it's luck lizard achieve his dream of flight...into a fence
>>673734483
hAVE FUN FAG
>>673734332
Not everyone is a depraved degenerate fascinated with inflicting death. Shocker
Captain Greens prepping for launch
>>673733727
>>673734296
These brave souls. I am in tears.
Fly my pretty
>>673734444
No no no
>>673734483
Why do you deny the lizard-space-AIDS program faggot?
>>673726522
is /b going to smoke a lizard again?
>>673734444
i assume this is short for first gecko time-traveler
leave the lizard alone
>>673734583
True Hero.
>>673734555
Waste of trips, I would prefer a nigger over that thing honestly
>>673734564
See
>>673734558
>>673734668
Wtf smokin a lizard??
>>673734555
Ohhhh trips.
live saved.
FYI killing this lizard won't help you lose your virginity
>>673724275
PETA is going to take care of this matter.. #stopAnimalAbuse #BeAHero #PETAforRescue
>>673734777
...
He's ready for launch
>>673734780
I'd fuck op if that thing splatters hard enough
>>673734247
Sauro-astronaut
FUCK YOUR NIGGERS AND BLACK LIVES MATTER. THEY SHOULD ALL STILL BE SLAVES.
>>673734713
There's millions of lizards. This one is going to the moon
>>673734583
Stop don't hurt him. :(
>>673734483
you're such a massive fucking faggot
let him go free
>>673734863
Forgot image
>>673734555
Saved by the bell
>>673734777
>>673734555
Same fagging this hard it hurts, how about you kill yourself, you are personally responsible for countless animal deaths
>>673732000
WINRAR
>>673734968
Stop it man thats just shit..
>>673734850
2 trips of rescue vs. 1 trip of death
seems legit
>>673734777
>>673734555
DOUBLE TRIPS FOR LIFE
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
>>673734922
He won't be in pain. He will be free. In due time he will meet his friendo-frog in space.
>>673734968
he looks so happy, i think he knows he's about to be a hero
>>673734777
Double trips = let him go!
>>673735034
KILL YOURSELF
I need a count down b
>>673734968
This shit is magical! OP you are a fucking GOD
>>673734916
did somebody call?
>>673727431
easy get
>>673734777
>>673734555
its already been decided u faggots
lizard is go to space
>>673735121
54321
>>673734777
Kill self pls
10
>>673734777
>Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)11:09:34 No.673735116 â–¶
>>673735101
Kill your parents then yourself, fuckers messed up raising you hard
GO GO BE A HERO
ABORT
ABORT
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OP if you are not a faggot you will honor these trips
>>673734555
>>673734777
>>673735222
ABORT FAILED ASSHOLES
6!!!!
>>673735225
KILL YOURSELF
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Dont do that OP its Animal cruelty & that frog is trump voter. Please leave him OP please im begging you
OP isn't a faggot today
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>>673735222
trips
>>673735121
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>>673735282
KILL YOURSELF
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>>673735314
KILL YOURSELF
>>673735034
Fucking newfag scum is poisoning this board
>>673735355
nah you k?
>>673735355
no u
>>673735314
stfu you rancid swine
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>>673735034
get out normie
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>>673734968
Film it, please
JUST LAUNCH CAPTAIN GREENS
Have to re-pump, Green got jammed
let the lil niglet be freed
Update OP
>>673735121
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LAUNCH
>>673735456
OP STOP THIS SHIT ARE YOU HUMAN? YOU WANT TO HURT SUCH A LOVELY THING.
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
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>>673735218
I don't want the lizard to die, either but it's too late, anon - his captor is psychopathic. Admire that little guy as he slips the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God.
thread is dead.
>>673735572
KILL YOURSELF
LAUNCH
https://youtu.be/kgHYGw9OL7c
>>673735596
fUCK YOU ABORT FAILED
>>673735555
fuck you nigger,wasted
Thread is autosaging
>>673735596
KILL YOURSELF
>>673735596
ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME LIZARD GUTS YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT?!
>>673735569
Top kek
GREEN NIGGLET SPACE PROGRAM
>>673735643
nah you k?
>>673735596
KILL YOURSELF
>>673735635
I got the trips, I am praying to every god I know op delivers
This is the most cancerous thread I think I've ever seen..
>>673735677
nigga are you high?
IMPLYNG FLY
im hoping this will happen
the lizard just wanna be an astronaut :c
Just do it, nigger faggot
Update op
>>673735880
yes
FLY SON FLY
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
ABORT MISHUN
On the way to page ten. Might as well give up
>>673735798
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
PETA HELP HELP
PETA PLEASE HELP
ABORT ABORT
>>673735822
Because it's split between for and against space program? How is that cancer
ugh the anticipation
op is a faggot
>>673735924
My erection already has a power-level of 9001, don't make me go further.
>>673735947
>wanting to help animals
>calling PETA
my sides
Do it faggot! Film it!
Somebody start new thread quick
>>673735925
HANG YOUR DOG FAGGOT
>>673735947
HANG YOURSELF, YOUR DOG IS A VIABLE CANDIDATE FOR LAUNCH
OP please, update i will deliver some nice hentai if u do so.
>>673735947
>baiting this hard
WEBM OR REVOLT
deliver squished lizard i want to drink the normie tears
>>673736054
Go on then
>>673734767
yep, op once smoked a lizard's tail. I've lost the screenshot
>>673735822
>being this new
We have lift off
Update to youtube you nigger faggot, and link us, we will make it a webm anyway
R.I.P.
>>673736155
LMAO
>>673736084
Yaayy OP ABORTED THE MISHUN
>>673736055
kek i have no dog
nah you k?
>>673736155
HOLY SHIT 10/10 SHOT OP LOL<OLOLOLOL
>>673736155
YESSS
>>673736155
Sensational
>>673736155
YOU MAGNIFICENT SADISTIC BASTARD!
>>673736155
oh fuck
>>673736155
Checked
OP PLEASE STOP THIS
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOT YOU OUT OF A CANNON KILLING YOU? THINK FOR A MOMENT AND SHOW SOME EMPATHY
>>673736155
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>673736155
ABORT IM CRYING PLEASE LET HIM LIVE PLEASE
OP DELIVERED!!!
>>673736155
Going to walgreens website to print this in 8x10's for the world. Thank you OP
>>673736155
Need aftermath
>>673736155
SOMEONE MAKE THE SCREENCAP
>>673736155
DELIVER THE WEBM YOU FAGGOT
>>673736155
that's it? 1/10 thought it would be worse
Aftermath plz
Impact shot op
>>673736298
you reptillian fucks cant even operate a weapon, so shut the fuck up
>>673736298
Too late lizard is a hero
>>673736155
Fuckin checked
>>673736298
there is no empathy on 4chan
>>673736155
You're fuckig disgusting OP
>>673736298
Man your right, let me just stop this Lil nigga in mid air.
>>673736394
Second this
hope he sees the aliens
>>673736155
How is our hero doing after the lauch?
