PSA: Online boyfriends are not real boyfriends.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
PSA: Online boyfriends are not real boyfriends.
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OP is a cuck
>>673715090
It's real in my mind.
OP is a shining star
penis
Man-meat
>>673715090
*cries in the corner*
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>>673715090
unless the online boyfriend you've had for 2 years has arranged for you to come visit him in about 3 weeks from now.
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>>673715090
Have some pizza and don't worry about it
http://frtyb.com/go/cbz_lu1T_bAaEj/cheesepizza
>>673716110
is acualy gril catfish
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>>673716271
dear lord, if that happens, i'm jumping off the tallest building in st. pete.
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Kaybe be my online bf
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>>673716580
this is why penis's suck dick.
>>673716495
Hopefully into a pile of just as high gay men
>>673715710
Best kind of meat.
>>673716110
Great, so you're about three weeks away from maybe having a boyfriend.
>>673716755
I'll think about it.
No.
>>673717335
better than being three weeks away from not having a boyfriend at all :P
>>673717911
Arguably.
Looking for online bf.
Must play WoW
Must pamper me
>>673716810
Artist?
>>673718465
sounds like a shit deal, anon
>>673718472
Swizzlestix or summat.
>>673718465
So you're looking for a wallet with a penis.
>>673715958
more like this
damn
>>673719788
Like what
Who here likes the smell of musky cock and balls?
>>673720498
degenerates
>>673720498
You, I'm guessing.
>>673720403
like those close up bulges.
>>673720864
Correct
eisen likes to touch peens
>>673718596
nah, not unless the wallet is sending me a webcam and a bad dragon dildo by mail
>>673721481
the comic is decently drawn but the dialog is fucking godawful lmao
More like this please :)
>>673721624
Its always awful if you read it for the dialogue you should probably look into that fan fiction shit or w/e
someone got rejected by a girl who loves a guy far away
>>673715090
Always have your penis out for emergencies while high.
>>673721624
better?
>>673721866
i only comment on it because the speech bubbles are huge and it's hard to ignore them
>>673715090
As someone who married someone from a long distance relationship who I met online.
Maybe, but they can be, just depends on what you wanna do and who is willing to move.
>>673721972
Somehow I really don't see that being the case here.
>>673722042
I guess I'll keep your advice in mind.
>>673722102
Oh that is permissible then i am not really reading it
>>673722144
Once someone moves they can be your boyfriend, sure. That doesn't break the rule.
>>673715090
Yes. That is why I prefer having online furry boyfriends and real human girlfriends.
>>673722615
Do they know about each other?
hi ho. lets go
Spice up your sex life with hot sauce
>>673722867
It's nice that these threads are paid for in full by adverts.
>>673722843
Let's not.
>>673716154
>>673722791
Of course not. One would think I'm a fucked up weirdo and the other that I'm a boring normie.
>>673723184
I cant say i know what you mean
>>673716377
>UNC Chapel Hill
Oh my fucking god please don't tell me three creator of this comic lives in this state
>>673723941
you a tarhole?
When i get too many captchas wrong i think maybe i am a robot
>>673724479
I've always had my doubts.
Man, all these comics....now I have to jerk off.
Fucking losers, fapping to these Cancer threads Lmao fucking idiots
>>673724539
Ima pretty useless robot though cant even make my own delicious Paul's Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream
>>673715090
This furry shit is not real fucking retarted faggot
>>673718465
baby I'll take you to chipotle over taco bell and let you get either a side of guac or a bag of chips but only if you throw good brain
>>673725223
I haven't been to either of these
>>673724932
>>673724479
>>673723935
>>673725195
I knew the dude who draws this on steam a while ago, he drew me a freebie and I totally threw it out.
>>673724625
You don't HAVE to.
>>673724932
Yeah you're a fucking loser. There's nothing else like it.
>>673725058
Oh, shit, it's not real? Damn it, I've been fooled all these years. And I could have sworn they were photographs, too.
>>673725644
You are such a smelly butt that could be worth like 5 or 6 pesos
>>673724220
Sadly
>>673725786
You're right I don't HAVE to but the way my cock is feeling I think I will.
>>673725839
It wasn't that good tbh, it didn't resemble my fursona.
>>673725786
That's mean
>>673726141
Yeah but gay porn. Each to his own i guess
>>673726419
I get my gay porn from the likes of Yuurikin and Fumiko.
(and it was just a headshot, not gay porn)
>>673726007
That sucks.
>>673726141
I don't like the style very much.
>>673726419
Being mean is good for the ratings.
>>673726755
You have an excellent taste
>>673726797
Like you have an audience
>>673727238
It is like that, yeah.
>>673726797
Lol getting sucked is preferable to jerking off.
>>673727775
What are your fans called kaybies
>>673728054
Losers.
>>673726797
Of both of them?
You don't have to. It is the buyer who should be satisfied.
>>673727238
If you're gonna spend money, spend it right. Also, my reference sheet was originally going to be made by Falvie instead Fumiko, but the price difference between those two was 150$ (100$ for Fumiko and 250$ for Falvie), so yeah
>>673728544
such a vengeful god
>>673728802
Thats quite a bit of money, i dont even have a fursona
>>673728802
I didn't claim that I had to be. But I do have to be, just for the record.
>>673729012
That's what it says on the business card.
>>673729226
I once made 500 business cards i think i left them in a pile somewhere
>>673729451
Why did you need business cards?
>>673729594
i didnt i got some spam saying they were 2.50 for them i just put "I punched a goat once... It Died" on it
>>673729594
Business butt is much more efficient with your type of clients.
>>673729833
Classic.
>>673729917
Are you a butt consultant?
>>673730076
Thank
>>673730076
No, I'm only proficient in healing butthurt.
>>673730232
Does that costume have a zipper on balls? Jesus fucking christ that is so unpractical
>>673730391
Family business?
>>673730544
I think its just a dark line in the drawing otherwise youd get your balls caught it in all the time
>>673726755
waiting for fumi to open for commissions is killing me
>>673731364
At least the dead are finished waiting.
>>673731364
Fumi is extremely busy (which figures), your best chance is to grab an YCH; those are fairly common.
>>673716807
who is releasing it? link?
>>673731589
Holy fuck if this is not the biggest rip off I've seen this year
This picture
l m a o
>>673731738
I want something in particular, so I'll have to wait for commission slots to open. Which will be hard to snag since she only does like 2 slots at a time.
>>673731838
You pay a lot of attention to the furry art scene. Maybe you should talk to a counselor or something.
delete this thread
Delete that post.
>>673732147
You might as well wait for a couple of years. I know artists who have a backlog of commissions that reach ridiculous numbers.
Ever heard of Jailbird?
I saw her to-do list once, it was over 300 commissions due.
My ex commissioned from her like two years ago and he still hasn't gotten anything.
As for Fumiko... I don't know, but I do believe her queue is also fairly busy considering her fame
>>673732483
I used to, not anymore
check my dubs you piece of shit
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>>673732499
this tee bee ech
Do not fucking SPEAK when you are talking to me.
>>673732679
The paying attention part or the counselor part?
>>673732499
But then it wouldn't be here anymore.
>>673732499
Eisen can I nose yer taint
>making the same joke twice
>>673733018
That is the desired outcome.
>>673733059
I'm not a big fan of your desires.
>>673733205
That's fine.
Since when was it made the first time?
Last night you doofus
>>673733018
Both.
Did you know I passed my CAE course on which I wrote an essay about FurAffinity?
Yep. I was under a loooot of pressure.
>>673732679
I don't know how big fumi's queue is, but I assume she does art besides just furry stuff.
Like I said when I've seen her open it's usually in a limited capacity.
Though I've seen people get get slots, so I have hope I can get one.
