Feeling shitty /b/ can we get a feels thread going?
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Feeling shitty /b/ can we get a feels thread going?
you ain't alone m8.
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the feels hit me too hard
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>>673653543
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>673653557
Thanks, Lori
I want only to die and this banana is making me crave death even more
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>>673652538
No need for feels, just remember this actually happened.
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>>673653654
samefag
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>>673653813
Good eye, Lori
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>>673653669
just think about how terribly sad the life of the people who post bananas must be
>>673653675
i haven't seen this picture in a decade.
that means i've been around that long.
feels feel man.
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>>673654108
John, haha. Where did you find this one?!
>>673654055
kek this
>>673653291
if this is posted to /r/4chan screencap me
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>673654673
0/10 desu
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yar fuckin neckbeards and their codworthy banana faggotry
isn't this banana shit supposed to be reserved for YLYL threads?
>>673654673
tl:dr
>>673652538
OP here thanks for the bananas fags feeling slightly less depressed because this thread is more of a fuck up than i am
>>673654055
i see your point>>673654673
>>673654150
i really really like this picture
>>673655292
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>673655045
>trolls trolling trolls in the wrong place but still just trolling with it anyway because fuck it, trollololol
>/b/ has always been this cancer
>>673654150
i really really really like this image
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>>673655522
whats the appeal with this fucking banana anyway? i been gone for 5 yrs being a heroin addict i mustve missed it
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>>673655947
>appeal
>appeel
>>673655942
this isn't a ylyl thread fag
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>>673655741
For once, OP wasn't the faggot.
This samefag was.
You should kill yourself on cam banana guy, I'ld save that image
>>673655706
why did i laugh at this
>>673656660
Cause you're a fag.
>>673656660
because it's really, really, really funny
Why do I still visit /b/ when it is infested with so much cancer?
>>673657213
Well that's it. That's the last straw. I'm going to kill myself.
OP here, unfortunately the faggotry has hit me too hard and am abandoning this thread. Thanks for the slightly higher self esteem and mild banana fetish /b/tards
i rem when i was literally 12 yrs old thinking being obnoxious was funny
>>673657818
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting the banana again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the banana since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
YESSSSSS
go banana spam this shitty feels thread
>>673657947
what
>>673657974
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
anyone down for some csgo?
THANKS FOR JOINING US TONIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!!
what the fucking hell /b/
>>673653291
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
