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hey anons, what's your political compass?
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purple master race reporting in
>>673651207
Memes
i used to be deep in the green
/pol/ has done so much to me
Used to be lower. I blame pol
>>673651032
My faith in the government and banks/corporations has been badly shaken due to the events in the past few years.
Plus, I live in england under the conservatives as a poorfag.
an-cap here.
I know what this looks like but you've got to trust me, I fucking hate Bernie Sanders
I'd place myself a tad closer to the Y axis, but this is about accurate
I consider myself a moderate conservative
>>673652906
How?
>>673653056
here's mine from http://www.isidewith.com/
>>673653056
>>673653329
forgot pic
I'd say I'm a lot closer to the y-axis
heil hitler
>>673653099
i dunno, logic mostly
>>673653367
Fuck
My pic
I forgot it
Thought I would have been further right.
Ansoc/libsoc
voting trump
Also gay
>>673653099
He has no idea how taxes and left wing economics work and he doesn't understand that America as a whole is a lost cause and will lead the general population to believe any left wing system doesn't work because his methods don't work. Honestly I'm hoping Trump gets elected so the same can be done about right wing economics and hopefully then there is a competent Socialist waiting in the wings.
>>673653478
Really I just despise everyone.
I thought I'd be more authoritarian.
>>673648755
I expected it to be further right and down. Oh well.
>tfw your views will never be considered extremist.
I don't even know what this means.
Lazy:
Economic Left/Right: -6.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.51
>>673653621
Milo?
just ignore this
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CLBi93O.png "chart[1].png")
>>673654599
During the quiz, I was questioning, thinking that there was no way it would be accurate, but that's just about where I should be, now that I see it.
>>673648755
OP, your position is the only place to be.
I'm still voting for trump tbh
political compass is biased to green quadrant based on the questions, i resist and stay far right purple.
>>673655884
you're cucking your own beliefs, topkek
Bring on the hate!
>>673656357
>trying this hard
should i consider suicide
>>673656357
Also got a 99% Sanders and 97% Jill Stein on I Side With
>>673655884
>literally a memelord who think's it's cool and edgy to vote for trump yet none of his beliefs align with his policies
underage faggot please
>>673656357
You must be a poor nigger anon
>>673657147
we should have one leader
>>673656681
i am also literally nelson mandela
https://www.politicalcompass.org/certificate?pname=Christopher+Poole&ec=-1.38&soc=-2.1
>>673657306
I dunno about that.
>>673657414
28 year old white married middle class father... so... no? Unless your being facetious, in which case... yes?
no pic but slightly left leaning libertarian
>>673656357
>>673657762
I have a friend who claims to be a communist. This score is similar to what he got when he took this test. Are you a communist?
I strongly disagreed with everything
>>673648755
About the same as yours
>>673653477
fascist economics supported a state-controlled economy that accepted a mix of private and public ownership over the means of production. Economic planning was applied to both the public and private sector, and the prosperity of private enterprise depended on its acceptance of synchronizing itself with the economic goals of the state. Fascist economic ideology supported the profit motive, but emphasized that industries must uphold the national interest as superior to private profit.
nope you are just an idiot
Huh. Okay.
Trump thread?
>>673651938
basically same as you.
I smell a trump thread
>>673658029
comunists are in the red square
>>673658452
Did someone say Trump thread?
>>673658682
kek'd at incorrect border
>when your wall isn't impenetrable concrete
>>673658029
Not at all, democratic socialist I suppose. Even that's not close enough. I believe the only reason for government is to provide necessities. Those necessities are healthcare, food, shelter, education, and criminal rehabilitation. Money should only be used for luxuries. If you need a house, you get a house. For example, you want a better house? You work for a better house. This doesn't necessarily work for food, healthcare, education, or rehabilitation, but it gives you an idea. You want more then the necessities, you work. If your ok with the necessities, that's on you. The government should have all most no social regulation at all. Outside of enforcing major crimes such as murder, sexual assault, and large theft. Even then the point should be rehabilitation, not just punishment.
TLDR; no form of government has worked thus far, so to call myself anything specific wouldn't work either.
This thread is being commandeered for president Trump
This thread needs more Trump
>>673659305
right leaning authoritarian trump
One more for the Donald
>>673658714
>>673658916
Yeah that pretty much sounds like him.
>>673659544
Dubs confirms
In any case that's not communism. Or Marxism either, really.
>>673659544
That's not communist at all
So you think you can stump the trump?
Close to what Gandhi was apparently
>>673659849
im you but a little more libertarian and a little to the right.
If you're not in the green you're just a stupid little FUCK
>>673660009
I probably would've been same if they had given a few more in depth questions
And another one for ya
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/y5Kvg9p.png "chart[1].png")
>>673660032
nice opinions bro
I like how they vary from mine
>I'm so inferior
>>673659740
He already has. Hes been made fun of so much before running for president. He can't even comb his hair properly.
>>673648755
Left libertarian, last time I did it.
>>673660550
It's not that people don't make fun of him, it's the way he doesn't give a shit, or makes a joke out of it
>>673660609
Must have been a perfect little angel that loves Jesus and your parents.
More Donald
>>673660745
All I can say is I respect his approach but he's still a dumby. Anyone other than Hillary or Bernie is fine with me though.
>>673659685
>>673659695
Yeah I know. The guy is really annoying. He is really just a far left socialist. If you bring up any of the bad parts of real communism he just brushes it off. Worst part is he is like ~30. Should really know better.
>>673660948
I share a similar view, he's the best option, and being a pinch badass about certain things helps
>>673654990
Is that Halo?
All of the candidates are complete shit this year. I'm moving to Canada.
Also, if you unironically support Trump, please fucking hang yourself. He's Donald Fucking Trump. The conversation ends there. Nothing he says matters, because he's Donald Fucking Trump.
>>673661508
XCOM 2
>am i being b8ed tho
>>673660754
Let's see yours, bby
>>673660991
Well, there's a definite difference here, because while in theory communism is great, in practice it is deeply flawed. Obviously I'm fairly liberal (in fact, only thing I disagree with most liberals on is gun laws, I believe people should be allowed to own guns there just needs to be stricter legislation) but something annoys me about all sides (again including and especially my own), is when someone refuses to listen to another person's argument. The truth isn't afraid of genuine debate, discussion, and questioning. I am always looking to be sincerely questioned and challenged, because worse case scenario, I learn something and can appropriately change my philosophy and views. Best case scenario, I help someone change their own. Regardless, the point is to try and find the truth. Of course there are people ignorant on both sides that would prefer staying ignorant, so I just try to avoid them.
Look at me I'm so unique guys
>>673648755
almost perfectly neutral
>>673661534
one and a smidge above me, my homie. I hate all the candidates too, but anyone other than Hillary or Bernie is cool.
hmm
>>673661733
Since you make me so wet baby mmmmfffff
>>673659849
Let the flame war begin
>>673660528
You're learning
>>673662259
I personally like Cruz the most. He's the only guy there that can actually run a country. But no, he accidentally swallowed a tonsil stone on live TV. We should instead vote for the guy that once faced Vince McMahon in a Hair vs. Hair match.
You don't understand? Your loss.
I wouldn't consider myself that leftist.
>>673658855
That pic is the greatest thing.
>>673663295
Seems to me that you are
>>673662682
Nice
>>673663041
kek, he's also a dumb bible thumper but I voted for him anyway. Ended up winning my state. I feel like pro level lawyer from Harvard is better than some sleezy millionaire who was being made fun before he even started running.
>>673663493
I've been accused of being nationalist. I also support the state, however I think individual right is superiour. I checked that marijuana should be illegal, and homosexual people shouldn't have children. TF I AM?
I'd vote for sanders if he cared about Internet Neutrality or knew how to fucking finance.
I may be on the Gandhi side of the chart, but way I see it is within 20 Years the country is getting a hard reset hen people start coordinated attacks against the banks and CEO's of the country's wealthiest exploiters. The election is a shit show not because people are incapable of voting but because they're keeping it a shit show. No matter who wins, we lose.
I am the new Stalin faggots, obey me.
>>673663909
I wonder how people could think those things. If individual right was superior to you, shouldn't you be able to smoke weed? And shouldn't you be able to adopt kids if you've always been a law aiding citizen?
>>673664092
THIS SO MUCH I fucking hate them all and I wish Bernie wasn't so senile he could have gotten somewhere but hes a dumb ass. So anyone other than him or Hillary and I wont tear up about it.
>>673664284
I support individual right, however I follow the constitution - marijuana should be illegal, it is intoxicating and good for nothing, I don't care if you do smoke just don't bring it to the open bussiness. I mean to type should* they should be able to adopt.
Is the purple side for libertarians and the green for collectivism?
>>673665059
left is green, right is purple. both are libertarian.
left =/= collectivist, that'd be a different chart.
>>673664879
You are slightly better, and it's intoxicating, yeah, but so is alcohol and we advertise it everywhere because it's so deeply ingrained into our society. It also kills people.
>>673666025
I do think alcohol should be illegal aswell - that may sound really leftist when I think about it
Seems about right
Canafag here
>>673666156
>
that isn't leftist, it's authoritarian. There is nothing leftist about "ban alcohol". That ideology is based entirely in restriction of liberties, not allocation of resources or collectivism vs individualism
>>673666156
You should be able to get drunk/high at the cost of your health because you are in control of you. You know the guy Francis Crick who discovered DNA was on LSD when he did it? Imagine how tripped he was when he found out. OHHHH MY GOD GUYYYYYYYS FUUUUUCK WE FOUND IT! NOT BULLSHITTING THIS TIME!!! And no i'm not saying acid should be legal.
>>673666686
nice quads, restriction of liberties in order to uphold the state (collectivism) No one wants intoxiated people because they are less productive.
>>673667152
being intoxicated in a safe space or designated zone is not hurting anythings productility
it's also worth noting that you have to work HARD to get anything that isn't left-libertarian on this chart. By all accounts at least a third of you should be commies if your charts are accurate
>>673667152
still not leftism by nature. It might be used to a collectivist end but that is not leftist. A libertarian or a classical Marxist would find banning alcohol to be unconscionable.
you fall into the authoritarian brand of leftists, not just "leftists".
>>673667368
Depends, in time of war should alcohol be illegal? Also alcohol can influence you, you can become an alcoholic or a drug addict which may greatly harm your productivity
:^)
>>673667762
Its up to you if you even want to be productive or not. May not be good for you because youll be homeless and raped by Tyrone maybe but by golly you should be able to do that.
4chan changed me... I started off a liberal
>>673648755
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.69
>>673669085
Then you got trolled into getting a hair cut and guess what? We still don't like you. Faggot.
>>673657977
how?
im a fuckin liberal. gun please
>>673670502
Hitler did nothing wrong
fucknuts trollin faggot. that should be a thread
yeah what he said about hitler. wait he single handedly fucked himself. hail dumbass
trump wont make it to office by the way. obama's gonna start a war with the north koreans.
>>673670502
Are you 12 or mentally retarded?
>>673652484
>>673652684
>>673652749
And then mine...
Apparently I'm on par with Ghandi
>>673663060
fucking otherkin multiples tumblr bullshit faggot detected
All these left wing faggots
