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First person to get dubs decides what I say.
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>>673633307
Piss on my face and call me Aquaman
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Why did you cheat on me, you fucking whore
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>>673633434
roll
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>>673633657
roll
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>>673633307
You have to have men who are moral, and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill, without feeling, without passion, without judgment, because it's judgment that defeats us.
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>>673633927
roll
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I want daddies cum!
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>>673633307
Dude I'm texting her right now. Trying to see her boobs but I don't want her to think that's all I care about. I'm afraid she'll just stop talking to me.
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Lets fuck
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Sorry I just took the biggest shit you wouldn't believe
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Sorry babe. Was just jacking off to you and your sisters playing basketball nude. I'm fucking weird.
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Im posting this on a website where anonymous posters are deciding on what I post, sorry.
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>>673633307
Don't worry, your sister won't find out ;)
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>>673634162
Rawl
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>>673633657
Roooollllllll
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>>673634169
reroll
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sorry babe, i was just thinking about your tits ;)
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>>673634169
pppp!
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>>673634260
roll
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>>673634216
ya
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>>673634243
Roll
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>>673634107
roll
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>>673634162
rawlin
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>>673634169
Rooooooollllllll
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>>673634169
roll
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>>673634169
Rerolll
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Send me some nudes
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>>673634380
Rool
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Can I eat your asshole
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I wanna fuck your whore sister.
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>>673634107
Roll
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>>673634107
Roll
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>>673633307
Thanks for showing me ur tits
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i fucked your sis
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Can I fuck your bitch sister
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i too wanna play with your balls
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>>673634483
Roll
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Sorry, I got nervous. I just really like you is all.
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>>673634169
Rickety roll
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>>673634558
Roll
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I fucking hat niggers
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Sorry, my bunghole got stuck around the banister
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>>673633434
rolliepollie
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Hes busy I'll have him text you later sweetie
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I cant believe Im telling you this, but I actually killed my best-friend and need your help hiding the body, please dont tell anyone!
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I like your tits
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>>673634615
Re roll
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>>673634623
Roll
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>>673634107
Rollin
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>>673633307
Sorry I was busy but id like to know what your tittays look like care to show?
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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
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MY SIS DIED 2NITE FUCK US BOTH IM HORNY IF U DONT U HATE AMERICA AND THE DEAD
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>>673634637
Roll
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"will you peg my ass later? Sorry for the late reply. I have always wanted to ask and was thinking of how and decided to just be blunt."
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>>673634169
Rollin for lulz
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>>673634733
win
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>>673633307
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>>673633307
I find the most attractive part of the women is the boobie.
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>>673634169
Rollin
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>>673634733
WINRAR
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>>673634260
Rolol
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>>673634733
lmfao deliver it OP we have a winner
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Sorry babe, I just found out that you can find porn on the internet
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>>673634733
WINRAR
I
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A
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can i cum in my hand and slap your face later?
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i like stuffing my ass with winterfresh gum
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Listen, wanna hear a secret? I've been secretly stockpiling child pornography. Want some
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Sorry bae i was just making a snack. You hungry?
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hi
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What would you do if I drove over to your house, burst into your home and raped your whole family?
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Look. I want to have a threesome with you and Donald Trump. I want to swallow my Lord's cum out of your freshly creampied pussy. I'm a yuuuuge cuck.
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I'm hard lol
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Sorry honey, i got caught up with the family. Wanna go to the beach and watch the sunset tomorrow night?
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>>673634939
>>673634950
rollin
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>>673634162
>>673634243
>>673634380
>>673634483
>>673634623
>>673634733
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>673634977
collossal faggot
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sorry babe, some nigger was trying to finger bang my homie in the parking lot
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>>673634950
I call it the Arctic Bidet
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Man I wished I could play ball with your sisters... if you know what I mean ;););));););););)););););));)
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>>673635077
WINRAR!
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>>673634977
Check'dddd OP
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>>673633307
OP DELIVER
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>>673635072
Roll
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FUCKING FAGGOT OP !!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you think they'll be up for a foursome?
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I probably should've told you before we started dating but Hitler was my great-great-something grandfather. Fuck he was awesome
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I'm young, dumb and full of cum
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op is cuck
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Well, seems op is a...Whatcha callit? Fog? Fam?
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>>673634733
OP here delivering. Trips gets next reply.
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so many good dubs ignored
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Great thread op
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>>673635374
roll
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>>673635430
yeah it was fucking nuts what do you want from me slut
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>>673635430
Sorry, I was masturbating to your sister.
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>>673635430
Well I feel lighter and need to burn off some "energy" care to help me?
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I fucking hate niggers.
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Do you want to speak about our lord, Jesus Christ?
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>>673634733
OP deliver
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Hmm would I have your blessing to introduce your younger sister to a life of pleasures?
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>>673635430
Trips, dude?

"I work hard and I play hard. Speaking of hard...you want a pic ;)"
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>>673635430
want to help me cum on your sister?
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>>673635430
i used this glorious shit as my fapping material too so thats why it took me so long
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>>673635628
reroll
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>>673635430
Sorry, I was just kidding. I was actually jerking it to a pic I took of your ass when you weren't looking.
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>>673635430
I hadn't shit in like 3 days so it was a long time in the making
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>>673635430
I fucked your sister one time I was drunk
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>>673635684
roll
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How tight is your sisters asshole? :)
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Yeah it was all ig and black. Soeaking about black, dont you just hate niggers? It just seems they have a lot more in common with shit than just the color...
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>>673635684
roll
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>>673635430
Trips ain't gonna work 404/thread
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>>673635731
Roll
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I like turtles
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2 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds shitting and the rest of the time masturbating over you .. i cum fast
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>>673635430
i was thinking of you and you sisters tits for all 3 hours
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wanna fuck?
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I eat a lot of cheese. And pussy. And I'm all out of cheese. HINT HINT
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>>673633307
Can I havva da poosi plas
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Your sisters dtf?
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>>673635872
roll
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>>673635818
OP here, dubs gets next reply
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IMM GUNNA GIVE YOU A 3 HOUR BEATING.
Jk show me your tits
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>>673633307#
Can I havva da poosi plas
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I hate block people!
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Could you please tell your father we need to talk again abiut that video we made together? Just tell him it's the one where him and I are nude, he'll know.
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>>673635684
reroll
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I accidently shared your pics with my coworkers :P
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>>673635818
>truefag
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wanna see it :P
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>>673636000
winrar
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>>673636000
nice
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Link her to this thread
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>>673636000
NO NEED FOR DUBS
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>>673636000
WINRARRRRR
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>>673636000
Fucking win
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>>673636000
Dayum that was 1uick
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can i spoon some peanut butter into your anus?
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>>673636000
WINRAR
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>>673636000
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>673635430
Yeah, it takes me awhile since my uncle did some stuff to me when I was little. Is it ok if we don't talk about it?
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>>673636000
Win...
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>>673635523
This
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>>673635430
Niggers smell worse than my shit.
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>>673635430
"Yeah you see what happened is..."
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Trips here: Could we fuck with your sister?
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>>673633307
I'm a giant faggot for you
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>>673636133
And this OP
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I was also jacking off thinking about you
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>>673636000
OP here delivering. Quads gets next reply.
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Excreting the shit was the easy part, it was trying to shove it back in that took so long
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>>673636448
rawl
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i want to put my unborn babies in ur bum
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>>673636426
Did i fucking stutter?
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>>673636448
oh yes
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>>673636426
Why tf is serena cool with that
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>>673636349
rollin rollin rollin
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Yeah lots of guys do it shut up
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>>673636426
I just love the way my shit pushes on my prostate as it slides out of my anus. It makes me cum like a horse
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>>673636426
Are you a fucking retard?
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Yeah, it's something my dad and I used to do together and I like to keep the tradition alive, it reminds me of him each time.
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>Quads get next reply

More like 404 this shit
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Rolll
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>>673636448
roll
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>>673636604
Roll
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What you hate scats?
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Yo there buckaroo, dont get to 'shine' on me. Aww, what am I kidding, eat ur heart out goldilocks, he he he he he
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>>673636556
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>>673636448
Roll
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>>673636638
right
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>>673636426
yeah i was rubbing it on my dick while i was staring at your sister's picture, biggest load of my life :)
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>>673636426
This thread will die before anyone gets quads, faggot.
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>>673636426
Show me tits now. I'm going for round 2 of fapping.
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Yeah it's make me hard!
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>>673636771
rollll
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obvious newfag OP
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>>673636818
reroll
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>>673636426
You fucked up op change rules
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>>673636771
rroolll
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I just let it hang from my asshole while I watched some clopping my little pony videos on my phone
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>>673636613
For the quads!
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Your a slunt
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Yeah, so?
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Say- "What is your preferred shit to wank to? Personally, I prefer my shit to be at least 3 inches long"
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>>673636771
quad i sumoned u
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>>673636613
Quadz!
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I wanked to the thought of you ;)
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>>673636426
>404
>doesn't realize how long it takes to get quads
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can we fuck?
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>>673636771
reroll
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>>673636771
roll
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>>673636913
reroll
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Quads?! Fucking faggot.
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poop is a great lubricant and the smell helps me climax.
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>>673637198
Roll
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>>673636771
roll
>if not 404
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>>673636771
Roll
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OP quads is going too far. The thread will 404
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shoulda just stuck to dubs faggot
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>>673636771
rooll
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>>673636823
I wasn't aware this was a loli thread
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>>673636771
Fucking roll
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>>673636602
rollin for it
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>>673636771
rollerino
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>>673636771
Roll
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>>673636771
Roll
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OP again, changing rules again. It's trips go!
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I only did it because last night I had a dream where your sisters wanked me off with a glorious turd monkey I took after eating taco bell.
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I have a shit fetish...
I can't get off without the smell of shit.
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>>673636771
op quads is too much, roll
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doubt OP is even still around after realizing what a faggot he is
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All is in the smell girl
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>>673636771
rolling for that
ez quads too
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>>673636771
rerolll
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>>673636602
Roll
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>>673637692
reroll
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Say
This shit reminded me as you, so i had to fap to it
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>>673636771
Rolling
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>>673636613
Ez
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>>673635696
Roll
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>>673637699
winrar also faggot winrar
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>>673637647
Reroll
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I'm more infatuated with shit than I am with you. My dream job is to work in the sewers
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>>673636771
fuk ops quad, rolllll
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>>673635848
Roll
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>>673637862
trips not dubs moron
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>>673637692
reroll again
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>>673636771
Roll
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>>673636771
rrroroll
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>>673636771
Rolll
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>>673636771
rerooll
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check em
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If it helps I was thinking of you!

>quads get
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>>673636771
rolll
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Send your dick
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>>673636771
Reroll
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>>673637692
rroll
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I use this shit to reconsile my inner faggot and I wanted you to understand and use your shit for a greater purpuse
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>>673636771
rooollll
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>>673638074
Reroll again
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>>673636771
QUAD
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>>673637881
Roll
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>>673636771
rollin
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>>673636771
Come on lord bless me with trips
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make another thread after this OP
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>>673636426
wont happen bub

might as well tell her to send you pics of her poop while we wait
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Nigger nobody's getting quads stop being a bitch and do dubs
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>>673636448
ROLLZ
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Famous
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who dis
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>>673636771
roll
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No, my mom grab it and helped me fap
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>>673636771
rawlin
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>>673637692
rrroll
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>>673637881
Rolling
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>>673636771
roll
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>>673636771
Roll roll roll

3 rolls means trips
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Op here needs quints
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>>673636426
This dipshit is obviously new. Thinking it's easy to get trips and quads. Newfag. Don't text her back if quads
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>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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Here, have my quads. ^_^
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yeah, i like shit on my dick. that's why i'm special
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>>673638553
So close, but no cigar
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>>673636771
rollx4
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>>673636771
They see me rollin they hatin
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You're a fucking retard i don't think you should talk to me anymore
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>>673636771
I COMMAND THE QUAD
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Welcome back to my crippling depression. Coming up, I seriously contemplate suicide while hiding behind a mask of 4:00 zanex and frequent lies about my mental state.
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>>673637977
winrar?
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>>673638740
Roll
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sometimes i put pieces of my shat down my peehole
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>>673637724
Rerolo
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sorry i was looking at pedophilia while i shat
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>>673636613
8888
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>>673638740
>>673638740
Rolll
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Serena
>Mexicunt name
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>>673636771
404 here we come
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nothing better than the smell of my steamy hot turd
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>>673638888
QUADS
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>>673638888
Holy fuck
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>>673638888
Ohhhhhhh
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>>673638888
OHHH NOOO
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>>673638888
WINRAR
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>>673638888
WINRAR!!!!
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>>673638888
WINRAR
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>>673638888
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