Sup Americans of /b/
How does it feel to know your country is currently the laughing stock of the entire planet.
>>673630563
feels bad
>>673630563
feels pretty good. build that wall
>>673630937
and make the beaners pay for it
>>673630563
could really give a fuck what you think.
>>673630563
our own planet is the laughing stock of the milky way...
We might be the laughing stock but at least we aren't fagets
>countries that let refugees shit on their citizens think we're the laughing stock
Awesome
>>673630563
is it?
idgaf
>>673631422
hilarys got that look on her face like Trump just pulled his cock out for her
>>673631129
kek, you have no idea what you're talking about. Bringing in refugees is improving our economy and allowing small businesses to thrive.
Learn some economics you stupid fuck
>>673631239
yes sanders or bust
>>673630563
Feels like normal. And we don't care now any more than before either
As a Canadian, this election has me choking on popcorn/furiously masturbating.
>>673631694
Nah Americans dont care who wins coz we know our countries going to start world war 3 no matter who wins anyway
>>673631687
youre so stupid hes not gonna make it to the election even! why waste your time supporting a loser just to have to start all the way over and choose trump?
We're the retard under the backwards helmet with the RPG launcher on our shoulder with the projectile loaded backwards. And that's how it's been for the 30 years I've been on this planet so...business as usual then?
>>673631422
I want to do a cum tribute for this sexy broad.
>>673631422
checked
>>673631823
thatd be china
USFag here. AT LEAST WE AREN'T CUCK FAGGOTS BENDING OVER AND LETTING SAND NIGGERS INTO OUR VILLAGES.
LOOK AT YOU FAGGOTS NOW WITH ANGELA MURLOCKAL YOU WILL ALL BE CUCK FAGS FOR EVER
>>673631744
Same, so glad we have a good prime minister.
>>673630563
>ITT Euro cucks
>>673632019
You mean that pretty boy faggot?
Please
>>673630563
>How does it feel to know your country is currently the laughing stock of the entire planet.
How's it feel to not be able to do anything about it than to laugh as if you mattered?
>>673631962
Nah it'd be Korea, they seem to be the ones with all the Nukes at their disposal for some unknown reason....
Don't matter much.
You hate us because you ain't us.
Regardless of the retards in charge, the western world exists only because of our largesse. Every country in the world could cease to exist tomorrow, and the US would be better off than ever, though where we'd tell our mexicans to go home to, I don't know.
>>673630563
considering we are the number one world power, it doesn't feel too bad.
>>673631900
SO MANY GETS
also storytime
>be at friends cottage
>omg we find roman candles
>let's fire them off
>lights it in his hand and points it towards the lake
>standing behind him like I'm his boyfriend
>roman candle fires backwards
>I duck
>roman candle hits side of house and bounces onto deck
>fire.jpeg
>>673632188
WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GETS!??!?!?!
>>673630563
>implying Americans even give half a shit what you think of us
>implyong it hasnt been since raegan
>implyingraegan and carter didnt drop the bar.
>>673630563
So what the fuck else is new? What's your goal here? I'm fucking sick and tired of the threads. We were already hated. We'll still be hated no matter what...fuck off already. If you people put half the effort into your own countries as you expend on ours, you might actually have some superiority to bank on.
>>673632230
Ausfag here, glad to be a loooooong way away from Donald Trump..... you morons want to vote in a con artist as president? go right ahead, so the rest of the world can laugh at you some more when your economy hits rock bottom
>>673630563
Laugh now, becuase you won't be laughing when one of those nutjobs get in the white house and nuke your country.
>>673632679
>American claiming america has superiority
>About to vote in a con artist as president.
>Bitch please......
>>673632764
Yeah that's what I'm worried about as a Canadian.
Current relations are good but if Trump gets he might decide we're all beaners and nuke us.
Maybe he'll build a wall between us and him.
Jokes on him we have all the oil.
>>673631679
Stop lying to yourself
why do you dumbfucks have to always lay the blame on america as a whole instead of just the unbelievably corrupt american govt. i dont give a single fuck that america is/will be the world's laughing stock- americans need this in order to understand that their country is incredibly fucked up and maybe some good can come out of that realization. we deserve to be a laughing stock- we and we deserve to move beyond the fucking media telling us that our country is fine- we need to hear the voices across the globe telling us that there is a serious fucking problem here. too long have we been conditioned to believe by the government that we live in the greatest country on earth
>>673632679
Lets wait and see just how "superior" your country is if Trump gets voted in. murica will be anything BUT superior
>>673632807
Your lack of reading comprehension skills is showing. I never said US was superior. I implied that it was others (eurofags, mostly) who feel superior (for no reason).
>>673632764
This. His best bet is that Cuck Bernie. Hillary will continue to drone bomb covertly and Trump will go full force dictator overkill and be proud about it.
>>673631679
Are the 40 yr old looking 15 yr old refugees charging for all that rape now?
I don't really care.
People are too mob mentality not to associate things that are separate.
I was laughing at my country & everyone else's long before this episode of Puppet Theater Playhouse.
I'm not my country's government or society, I'm me.
>>673632979
That anon is correct, allowing refugees into a country only helps the economy.
For instance, Canada has 32 million people and is the third largest country in the world behind Russia and the United States.
Meaning that per square km we have less people than you guys do.
The more citizens we bring into the country and educate or use as general labour the more small businesses go up and the more our country begins to thrive.
It's simple economics.
I don't understand what's so bad about Trump...... China built a wall to keep the mongolians out, He wants to build a wall to keep the beaners out.. whats the fuckin difference?
>>673633194
Again, I never claimed superiority. Read my post. It's the (imagined) superiority of everyone else that I have a problem with. Yes, our electoral system sucks donkey balls. Yes, our current candidate field are all terrible. I'm just tired of hearing about it from people who don't even live in this country.
>>673631679
Jobless criminals improving economy.
>I lol'd
>>673631679
oh yeah this globalist consumerist narrative that our populations keep need to exploding to keep our economies healthy is totally sustainable
i'm sure if we don't take in these hordes of borderline-illiterate fundamentalist goat herders our modern post-industrial societies will utterly collapse
have fun sending even more of your paycheck to the state to house and feed ahmed and friends
>>673633275
wat?
Not aware of reference, however;
"one guy did something"
Doesn't equate to:
"all of those people are bad"
for instance, when your father was found to be a fucking faggot it did not make you a faggot by association through blood.
Think about that next time you're masturbating to straight porn.
>>673633596
our electoral system is stupid because any old fuckwit can run for president there's no PROPER narrowing down candidates like there should be
>>673631112
Ahahah cute... you are tho,..
>>673633709
>>673633716
triggered?
>>673630563
havent we always been
>>673630563
How many mobs of rapefugees have you had to ignore today, OP? Just keep laughing to distract yourself from the zombie USSR that's cutting through the old territories toward eastern euroland.
>>673633928
No one gets triggered except faggots and females and this aint reddit.
>>673633391
>The more citizens we bring into the country and educate or use as general labour the more small businesses go up and the more our country begins to thrive.
And this is unlimited, is it? There isn't a point where you might say, ok enough? And this is without documentation, yes? Legal, illegal, you're all the same, whether you pay taxes or are documented, come on up? That's bullshit. I've actually looked into living in Canada, and there's paperwork, limitations, and bureaucracy out the ass. I appreciate your stance, as I'm very libertarian on many issues, but come on. At a certain point, globalism will make us ALL as poor as a Pakistani brickmaker.
>>673630563
Man, you don't get it.
They had Bush. They had picture of Obama eating burgers and everyone was fawning over them. They elevated the anti-vaccination nonsense to full-blown movement with support in their highest legislative body and they are the only developed nation where creationism is taken seriously.
They don't give a shit. There could be a chimpanzee running in 2020 and most Americans wouldn't feel a slightest bit of shame.
>>673633576
And on top of that, beans can still come in through a legal immigration process.
But because they're mostly coming from one place, it's "RASUST" to say illegal immigrants are a drain on the economy.
>>673634256
You're a faggot female cuck betafag
>>673630563
Sup Anon.
How does it feel to know that most Americans don't give a shit about what foreigners think? It's as if other countries don't exist.
>>673634517
sounding alittle triggered there rainbow bright, Don't clutch too hard on your cock shaped pillow.
>>673630563
A little bummed by it but not too worried. We are still the last great super power in the world and still an economic powerhouse. Sooner or later the world will need saving, again, and we'll step up and save it, again, because that's what we do.
Just waiting on Iran, Isis, or North Korea to do something stupid. Ask Japan how their stupid prank on us worked out for them.
all you people in south canada are screwed.
>>673633576
are you fucking serious? are you really trying to justify trump's proposed shit because of a wall that was created in 206 bc? do you actually fucking think that the great wall somehow proves that building a wall to keep immigrants out in the 21st century is just? jesus christ
>>673630563
it's like choosing between getting your assed fucked and getting your ass fucked, good job america, you have once again proven that you literally are the most retarded people on this earth
>>673634433
Of course there is paperwork to live here, what do you expect? We are looking for skilled tradesmen and educated people who can help us. We're just like Australia in that sense.
All I'm saying is that helping out let's say 20'000 refugees and settling them in various places can be beneficial to both us and them.
Also, we have a moral obligation to do this.
Do you know how difficult it is for a Canadian to go to the states?
It's about the same, except we will accept you if you just show a particular skillset, whereas I need a company to vouch for me and say they already tried to hire an american but couldn't find someone as good as me.
You sound like you semi-know your shit, but cmon' don't just say retarded things.
Btw, I'm triggered.
>>673633796
Actually, I feel that there's TOO MUCH narrowing down. If you think there's no proper narrowing, look up Vermin Supreme. It's the parties that are at fault...
Interesting thing: During the Romney campaign, the Republican party (at Romney's request), increased the minimum primary victory quota (in order to be allowed to speak at the convention) from 5 to 8. This was because Ron Paul had won 5 states, and they didn't want to allow him to speak. This is now biting them in the ass, because the establishment wants Rubio, and he won't get 8.
With the Dems, just google superdelegates and look at funding.
>>673635024
same principle.... build a wall... keep out cunts u dont want in your country... its not rocket surgery
>>673634706
No one gets triggered except faggots and females and this aint reddit.
>>673630563
Considering your country would likely fall the goddamn fuck apart without our military protecting it, I still like our chances. Even if Trump is an absolute bastard and Clinton is a right cunt.
>>673630563
How's that migrant crisis treating ya chief?
Are you still allowed to say anything negative about Islam?
>>673630563
You for got the Bern
>>673635265
That's bullshit and you know it.
If America turned on anyone they'd have to answer to France, the UK, Canada, Australia, the UN. You'd be fucked.
>>673630563
oh look, were a laughing stock again. wow.
>>673630760
/thread
weve always been the laughing stock of the entire world m8
>>673633171
general rule of thumb. the more your government tells you youre the greatest nation on earth, the worse off your country really is. just ask mother russia
There's a better option.
>>673635103
>>673635119
>We are looking for skilled tradesmen and educated people who can help us
And we can't do that? We have to take all comers? We can't secure our own borders, and make a conscious choice on who to accept? Fuck you. I'll say this, it's easier crossing the border (legally) in your direction than it is ours, but it's just as hard for me to get a permit for up there. I need a job that vouches for me, too. Let me know if you could hook me up, but let me know which province first.
>>673635450
We wouldn't have to turn on them. We'd just have to leave. Europe hasn't been able to keep it's shit together through all of history until America stepped in and kept it together for you.
>>673635450
Maybe just Canada an you know it fag
>>673635576
You fags are sensitive.
>>673635690
>How does it feel to know your country is currently the laughing stock of the entire planet.
Implying that we, the most powerful nation in history, give a single solitary fraction of a fuck about what foreign trash from their quaint little insignificant countries think about anything whatsoever.
>>673630563
I'm used to it.
>>673635690
I'm from Ontario, but unfortunately I'm not hiring faggots right now.
>>673635119
>>673635690
Also, by the way. I love your country. Mostly the unspoiled parts of it, though. Best fishing I've ever experienced. I've only been to BC and Quebec, but I would love to explore more, and I would love to live up there. Even if I did, I would still probably hold strong opinions on American politics, though. Unfortunately.
>>673635907
This patriot knows how to talk to these foreign pussies
>>673635907
>most powerful nation in history
>doesn't know anything about roman history I guess
>>673630563
>tfw in charge of military, health care, social services, etc
>>673635907
You're not the most powerful nation though. You're an insignificant little beansprout who has nothing to do with the power of the country or the decisions made to lead it.
>>673636356
>>673636071
>Ontario
Oh well, it was worth a try. :)
>>673636176
Canada is gorgeous in the summertime, I'm glad you appreciate our country and we definitely accept people whose opinion is different than ours. That's democracy.
If you have a chance you should visit downtown Kingston. One of the most beautiful places I've ever been in my life.
I also enjoy the fishing. Particularly pickrel fishing.
Enjoy your life and if you choose to live in Canada remember that a lot of us have the same mindset as Americans, and we can often be racist, sexist biggots. Not all of us even wanted to take refugees.
>>673636356
>>673636462
>>673635190
you have an incredibly limited understanding of the complex issue that is immigration law
>build a wall... keep out cunts u dont want in your country
if you weren't a fucking complete moron you would understand that shit is more complicated than this
>>673636235
Romans couldn't put a Division sized military task force anywhere in the world in 72 hours. We can.
>>673633796
america has a limited number of jobs and foreigners coming here taking them all is fucking the citizens over that actually deserve those jobs. it doesnt just stop at mcdonalds and gardener work. theyre importing hindus from fucking india to take all our computer science jobs as well. and the low paying jobs should be filled by american citizens. not everyone can be a fucking doctor. people need to make some income no matter what the job scale. its pretty fucked up that a white person cant just go get an entry level construction job to make ends meet because theyd rather hire 100 home depot mexicans for super cheap that will work like mindless grunts.
more people in a country means the value of an individual drops. its to the point now where finding a full time job is almost impossible because so many people are desperate, that theyll take shit ass jobs with 8 hour a week shifts
>>673636533
Haha just said it for the kek's. Currently a University student. Economics major.
>>673636357
I think anon was referencing the general lack of fucks given by the majority of American people on the subject of how they are perceived by the world.
>>673636654
Oh fuck, if that's how you're going to base it.
>we has technology therefore more powerful.
Faggot.
>>673630563
have you seen india.
they shit on the beach and wipe bare handed
>>673635265
My country would in fact, not be affected at all, other than a few imports, if america vanished from this earth.
>>673636581
I've always been a fan, since my dad took me to "Witch Cove", I think it was called, as a kid. We caught fish with every cast, it seemed. And I'd love to do some canoeing in that one area, forget the name...you know the one, where you can't have motorized boats? Anyway, I know most of the words to O Canada, even though I live in the Southern US.
>>673635690
>And we can't do that?
No because the U.S. has to solve every problem in the world.
>>673636884
Yeah same. We mostly export.
>>673630563
Nothing new. We have been since the Bush administration.
>>673630563
youre up up your eyes in sandnigger immigration friend
>>673637171
That's the irony. This country is looked to for so much, while being looked down upon so much. I don't get it.
>>673636752
Yeah but doing that by associating himself with accomplishments that aren't his so he can feel better than everyone else who didn't accomplish them.
It's been the laughing stock for almost 8 years now
I don't know, I am too busy not giving a shit.
How does it feel to be some shit country not important enough for anyone to care about your elections?
>>673637086
Never been, sorry.
Appreciate your love. I met a man from Alabama who was helping close the Target's up here. Most generous and soft spoken man I've ever met.
He was also probably in his late 60's.
>>673636782
Technology -is- power, Butt-boy.. But even if you ignore the tech, we have still had a higher standing military force than the Romans. We have still had more trade than Rome at it's peak.
Rome is a pimple on the ass of the Giant that we are in America.
>>673630563
I'd still rather live here than anywhere else.
>>673637467
Yeah cause worth is based upon how many people look at you..
>>673630563
how does it feel to know that on one in america cares who ur leader is?
>>673637207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M62sZC7ozPY
>>673637599
and vote for Clinton
>>673637418
Oh, no doubt. I laugh my ass off whenever some anon brings up the moon landing as a reason that the average American is awesome. But by the same token....if I am not necessarily smart and successful as an American, I am not necessarily fat and delusional, either. Competing stereotypes, wouldn't you agree?
>>673637629
No country is worth shit, humans a fucked either way.
>>673637547
You literally don't know a thing.
Take away your tech and guns and put americas vs romans and romans whipe you off the face of the earth.
I don't see America dominating Europe, Africa and part of Asia, do you?
You guys couldn't even conquer part of south America today.
>>673637890
You don't believe we landed on the moon?
>>673638092
>falling for b8
>>673637547
>>673636782
You dumb piece of shit. When you're talking about powerful the one that is more powerful wins. And I'd like to see the entire roman military go up against one aircraft carrier.
>>673637507
Boundary Waters, that was the name where you can't have motorized. May be different now, and I'd love to get further north one of these days. A lot of older people are that way here, generous and soft-spoken. Some of them will give you the shirt off their backs. Pretty cool that an older guy like that went all the way up there from AL for a Targets' sake!
>>673638092
I believe it was a brilliant piece of propaganda, that the soviet's bankrupted themselves, putting all of their resources into rockets and useless machines.
How about a nice Jew to run the US military and economy?
>>673631045
BUILD
>>673638466
Useless machines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCEr327W44
>>673638590
And if we don't want a repeat of the excess and wastefulness of the 20th century then we need to teach our kids about this planet. Not tales of leaving it.
>>673631112
What is a "faget", faggot?
>electoral college
>>673638752
You know one of those useless machines was called an MRI. And if we had any of those left then the doctors would have found the cyst in my wife's brain before she died.
>>673638092
I don't believe you landed on the moon.
I believe it's quite likely plenty of people have been on the moon. But you're not one of them. So you can't say "we landed on the moon."
That's the point. It's like saying "we won the football game" when all you did was watch the colors you like sports their asses off while you sat on yours getting drunk & fat.
>>673630563
>Trump
Complete nutjob, born into wealth and has no bearing on what average people's lives are like.
Uses racism and fear to incite other nutjobs and general dumb fucks into supporting him (which sadly attracts a lot of your populace)
>Hilary
Complete fraud, probably never spoken an honest or genuine word in her life.
Got cucked by an ugly bitch. Flip flops on issues according to voter polls, no integrity (also may be a lizard)
>Bernie
Only one that has some shred of integrity and personal passion for his cause. However, too radical to be successful. By promising so much he raises doubt, "too good to be true" syndrome. Probably won't get voted for due to this.
It's a sad state of affairs it really is. How huge the US is and you let these people run for presidency?
>>673639049
Okay that's retarded.
You aren't a part of the soccer team who fucking scored a goal you shit fuck.
But you are apart of the country who landed on the moon.
For instance. WE elected Trudeau. (that's right I'm not even american you twisted fuck)
WE participated in the second world war.
Don't be a fucking idiot or I swear to god I'll fuck that pretty mouth of yours raw.
>>673637890
Yes I would.
To sound German & analytical,
nationalism & other such trivial associations poison & stunt the mind.
>>673639410
haha, you only believe this because you Germans don't want to admit that your country participated in one of the largest travesties of the 20th century. Get the fuck out.
Nationalism is important. Life is about striving to participate in your thriving country.
It is of the highest honour to be a government official or a premier. But you wouldn't fucking know that. You're a singularist, a faggot, and a piece of shit.
People getting buttmad lately over the term "illegal immigrant" and saying they shouldn't be treated like criminals. They ARE CRIMINALS, it's in the goddamn name that those pussies hate so much.
>>673639049
I did though.
>>673639824
faggot is mad
>>673631112
Ur a poopy fagit with ball aids
>>673639771
Nationalism and patriotism are the most rediculous ideals ever in human existence.
They serve to do nothing but push the agendas of those in control and the upper reaches of society.
Dying or being maimed or whatever else in the name of a landmass that you just happened to pop out a vag on is fucking dumb.
Support the ideals you believe, not those that have been put upon you or expected of you.
Fag
>>673630563
Objectively or subjectively? ;*
>>673640170
Wutz up poopy cunt fagit lol get ball aids u dumb lumb of cancer
I for one absolutely love Trump. When he comes to power things are gonna be different around here, all these lowlifes are gonna be black-bagged in the middle of the night and shipped off. Guys like me are gonna thrive and when we're done making America great...Our eye is going to fix on the rest of the world. We are coming for you.
>tfw you know what's really going on and cannot tell anyone...ever.
>>673640465
how's Trump's cock taste
>>673630760
Feels like Idiocracy
>>673640500
just tell us if it involves offworld creatures
>>673639824
actually they're more generally regarded as "undocumented workers" because of the demand to hire them
>>673640586
Like freedom. Which tastes oddly similar to oil and the blood of your children.
We could have been saved.
>>673639361
I'm being pretty far from an idiot, man.
If you participated in the second world war, I salute you. But it's more likely you're just associating yourself with a group that did just because you're from the same area.
And you can fuck the mouth if you can find me, but it's more likely that's just another empty statement, such as "we got Osama!"
>>673630563
>America is laughing stock
yeah now that Europe isn't getting it's ass handed to it by Europe
also, Sand niggers.
have fun with that shit.
>>673631074
Kek could really give a fuck
>what a spineless pussy
>wahhh, he tried to get on stage with me
>and then he tried to get close enough for me to hear what he had to say, wahhhh
>>673631744
you deserve a break after you frostbacks dodged that bullet with Harper losing
>>673640156
Haha you don't know shit, it's so obvious. Nationalism is of the utmost importance. You will most likely live in your country until the day you die. Unless you're a eurofag.
I am a Canadian. I accept that I am under a liberal government. I accept that we aren't a superpower.
I have the ability to work and live in Europe because my father was born in the UK. I have a lot of pride for my heritage. Being both german and british.
However, I am 100% loyal to my country. If my country needed me I would fight to the death to protect our sovereignty.
Now. Life is too short, and it actually kind of sucks. Everyday you wake up, you do whatever labour you can for your country to take most of your income away in taxes. You go home to your house which technically isn't even owned by you and your wife who probably doesn't love you.
So, what's the point of any other way of thinking.
I am an engineer. I make 100k a year. I am happiest when I am travelling. But life sucks dicks. If I need to I'll go die for my country. Just gotta find the right fight to fight for.
>>673640977
woah dude nice independent thought
you really got him there. good job m8.
you're making a difference, friend
>>673630563
It's ridiculous. I love my country, I have always been very nationalistic but for the first time in my life, I am ashamed.
Personally I believe it is because of social media. People are are more connected, and It brings out the worst of humanity
That's how it feels
>>673630563
It fucking sucks op. I hope neither of those fucks in your pic get elected. Including that old washed up dumb ass who thinks every nigger flipping a burger deserves 15 an hour. Were fucked op, but you euro fags will always be twice as fucked. Living right next door to the middle east trash
>>673640850
Is that what Trump is whispering to you in between mouthfuls?
>>673631083
/thread
atleast we got memes
>>673641103
>wahhh he tried to assasinerate me
>wahhh I'd beat the shit out of him if the secret service agents didn't hold me back
>wahhhhhhhhh
>where's Ivanka, I need to suck on her titties so I can feel safe again, wahhh
>>673641127
>hurr durr burger flippers
>durr hurr hurr hurr the only minimum wage jobs
>>673640842
Yea, they're called that now by fuckboi millenials.
I just want someone to shelf our military, bring back the gold standard, end the war on drugs, keep abortion legal and follow the constitution.
shut up india
go poo in loo
lots of americans claiming DGAF
you know the thin veneer of vanity they try to project is really a sham. they are hurting. but their ingrained bravado wont ever allow them to admit it.
which country put a rover on mars?
>>673630563
America has always been the world's source of entertainment. We continue to deliver.
>>673641285
He used shitty english yes, but where does your opinion lay? Im may have to side towards his..
>>673641615
I hope you like the punchline then, it's gonna be a killer
>>673631679
Yeah dude totally, I've heard mass gangrape is so great for your economy! Keep up the good work man!
>>673634517
Hey you don't say that
>>673639771
>the levels of cognitive dissonance in these threads
I'm not German. I mean, I'm part German, but I've never been. I'm American.
You're seriously gonna bitch about some shit Germany was involved in, & then immediately follow it with
>Nationalism is important. Life is about striving to participate in your thriving country.
Which is exactly the mindset that had so many German people onboard with the program...
You're also giving things value because you're told to.
>It is of the highest honour to be a government official or a premier.
I don't need to honor a bunch of lying faggots who don't give two shits about me or my loved ones or any of the people they govern.
And I've given you no indication that I'm a piece of shit.
Do better, man.
>>673639985
Oh damn...
Retracted then.
>>673636685
Nobody gives a shit
>>673641606
oh thats right USA, 3 times
USSR failed twice and the EU failed once
while you are laughing at us, we are figuring out a way off this shithole
good luck to you and yours
>>673636071
kek, canadians. You bitches can't even stop a bunch of pussy Bay Frogs from fucking up your government. Quebecquois eh? Or maybe you cucks would just like having your rediculous harper government back. That shit went on longer than G W Bush and you mock us? lol
Well anyways, have fun with your money that has halved in price in the last 2 years, you stupid ass Newfie Seal-Fucker.
>>673637979
The point is we don't have to
Trump is the only non cuck candidate we've had in a while aside from Obama. Being anti cucks is leading favorable with Americans /b/ wouldn't relate bc it loves cucks since all these anti trump threads. I talk with people all over the world and majority are voting for trump
Murifag here
Can a Europoor filll me in? Does this mean hillary and trump are the candidates? >>673630563
>>673630563
Pretty shitty
>>673637890
Stereotypes are just that. And if you understand anything, you'd understand that they don't apply to the entire population
>>673641380
how's PE class?
did you need a jockstrap?
>>673641688
it's just stupid to pretend that burger flippers are the only minimum wage jobs in the US
google it if you don't believe me
>>673637979
That's one of the most retarded hypotheticals I've ever seen. Congratulations, you're a faggot.
>>673641990
posting from a moonbase now
>>673630563
Implying we care what Eurotrash thinks
>implying
Fuck off dude. Your shit country would be speaking German and/or Russian if it wasn't for us. It won't be long before you'll have to learn Arabic. Don't worry we'll save you again. You'll be greatful for a while then the jealousy will set in and we'll have this conversation all over again.
>we rule the world
>except it
>>673630563
well, feels a lot like watching the new DBZ tbh fam
Fuck are you talking about? We've known since Bush jr.
I've been waiting my whole life for someone like Trump to get in power. Violence is the only thing certain "people" understand. You're either with us or against us, and if you stand against us you wont be for long.
Moved out of US to Germany. Never coming back even if they let in more refugees. Unless you are filthy rich living in US sucks
>>673631679
Low quality b8 m8. "Migrants" with no skills or education contributing to the economy. Top kek.
>get oriented with the direction of Mecca
>you'll be forced to face it a few times a day
>>673642820
faggot
>>673642473
I live in the US and have had a huge array of minimum wage paying jobs that werent in the fast food world. This is false euro fag
>>673631687
>>673640465
It sounds like such a nice fantasy but Trump has already come to power.
And he is using his power to elect Hillary Clitoris.
The fact that you think he's for real just shows how smart he plays his character in the reality TV show called "the news".
He's got his lovers & haters fooled alike, & I can't help but bittersweetly respect him like pic related.
>>673642880
Yeah, it does suck. I would like to see America succeed just to see what it would do to the people.
>>673630563
All news is good news.
When was the last time your shitty country made headlines?
>>673643020
>not reading posts
I know, also I'm American and you're drunk
@673642214
Fuck trump, he's not even a politician. We need politicians who aren't going to lie to us like bernie. Bernie is the only way to go unless you don't understand basic economics you fat retard
>>673641083
Man you must be the most fun guy ever, I'm glad you're far away.
>hurr lets just adhere to everything and willingly throw my body on the fire cus fuck it man what's the point murr
Cmon man you can't be serious here. Be real for a minute.
You die it's over. GG, that's it.
Why die for something that shit? Why die for anything?
Fuck that. Look after number 1 always.
>>673640500
>>673642880
how the fuck is Germany cheaper to live in than Ohio?
>>673642274
Th-this post doesn't make any sense.
Do you mean
>Europoor here Can a Murifag filll me in? Does this mean hillary and trump are the candidates?
If so- the answer is no. The Democratic party- Hillary's party- will have to wait until at least one candidate has enough delegates for nomination. 2383 are needed, and Hillary has about 1000. Sanders has around 500.
Similarly, the Republican party- Trump's party- will have to wait until at least one candidate has sufficient delegates for nomination. 1237 are required. Trump has 460. Cruz has 370.
If multiple candidates within 1 party are eligible for nomination, at the party convention they could broker a deal to distribute delegates for a final nominee.
While we don't know yet, it's a safe bet to assume that Trump and Clinton will be facing off for president.
>>673643223
>Bernie is the only way to go
this
>>673643223
troll level: maximum
>>673630563
I think youre forgetting about Africa. they still havent gotten past living in mud huts
>>673643223
This guy gets it. Almost got trips too
>>673640500
NY THING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT? advice?
The rest of the world actually pays attention to the US election? Most Americans dont.
>World auto trolls itself
It'll be Clinton vs Cruz who is also a loon. Clinton will win then fail during her 1st term from some scandal. She is such a nasty lying cunt something she has done will come back to bite her.
>>673643615
>>673643223
I'll bite. How do I not "understand basic economics" if I support Sanders? Be specific.
>>673643366
Shillary's numbers are lower than that because superdelegates don't count; they're not officially pledged and can switch whenever they want until it actually comes time to nominate. It's just tentatively voiced support and they always end up with whoever is the most popular nom.
>>673643683
that's how we got Bush2 twice
>>673641261
>and they can't take that awaaaaa-haaayyy...
>and I'm proud to be an American
>Where at least we still have memes
>and I won't forget the men who died and gave that dank to me
>and I'll proudly stand up...
>>673630563
>>673643889
We should just let euro fags vote for us, bunch of cucks. I don't want to see election shit all over BBC news anymore
>>673631083
You are the only planet in the galaxy that has wars with itself. Oh, how utterly embarrassing it is to be an earthling, HAW HAW HAW.
>>673642632
I feel that way too.
>>673643827
>>673637629
Worth isn't based on how people look at you. People look at you based on your worth.
>>673643223
YOU CANNOT BE THIS RETARDED,
>hurr I understand economics
>vote for Bernie
If you did you would be runnign as fast as possible from Bernies fuckboii ass, but no
>>673643570
Living simple ain't bad at all.
>>673644638
You're a fucking idiot for taking the bait. Trump supporter spotted
>>673630563
We've got nukes.
One of these clowns will have the launch codes in less than a year.
Ya, laugh it up, faggot.
>>673644878
>the launch codes
Yeah but Trump would know how to use them as leverage. We'd be rich.
Trump is not a cuck
Hilary is
>>673643223
>Bernie is the only way to go unless you don't understand basic economics you fat retard
This has got to be b8. Low quality b8 m8.
>>673644778
No, I support Hilary
Shes a lying cunt I'd hate to see become president, but she wouldn't bankrupt the the shit out of us or start WW3.
oh to those who want bernie: Get a job you lazy clowns, nothing's free
>>673634888
Thank god we have ferries between us and the mainland. Not looking forward to the mass migration if Trump wins.
>>673643889
Lesser of 2 evils.
>Al "Manbearpig" Gore
>John "Lurch" Kerry
Get real anon. Bush wasn't great, but he was substantially better than the Democrat's nominess.
>>673645311
Just wow....anything that isn't bernie is just uneducated. Your not too bright if your voting hilliary. Bernie cares about his people and doesn't get paid off
>>673645051
>thinking Trump is not owned & operated by them Jews same as everyone else
>>673643890
>The that invented 4chan
Argument over. Yet Eurotrash use an American website to talk shit about America.
>The irony
>>673644017
Accurate as fuck
>>673630563
Feels like it always did
>shit
>>673645646
If he's sincere, good for him.
But if you believe someone like that can be president you're just uneducated.
>>673644259
BBC
You mean:
>BGPBC
British Government Propaganda Broadcasting Corporation
>>673646073
*your
>>673630563
Dosen't bother me one bit
Still beats being in brazil or china
>>673645564
I'm kinda looking forward to it. If all the Bernie cucks and celebrities are true to their word, America will lose its dead weight and will truly be great again. Canada can have all the dependents it wants.
>>673646302
Oh excuse me, thank you.
>But if your believe someone like that can be president you're just uneducated.
>>673646921
I just want to apolagize for trolling you. I hope you have a good rest of the night and have a nice breakfast, lunch or dinner. My sincerest apologies.
>>673647299
That kind of trolling can't be forgiven, you fucking asshole.
>>673631679
>covering the taxes of millions of low wage earners is good for business owners who want to make more taxes
LOL no shit.
Too bad they pay no taxes and send 70% of their money out of the country. And they drive labor waged down to an insane level. I work in pest control, I have to go into houses of restaurant owners. They have LITERALLY 20 people living in one filthy house. Illegal immigrants are the #2 thing ruining this country after the federal reserve.
>don't pay taxes
>accept slave wages and living conditions
>use our schools and hospitals
>don't contribute anything outside useless under priced labor
>>673647913
ignore typos, drunk tpyping
>>673644392
We're the boogeymen of the galaxy.
>>673648319
No, the boogie men are on planet Snoturn.
>>673645676
Jews hate him they don't know how to win vs him so they've resorted to mass attacking
>>673631112
Laughing stock and the biggest faggots in the world. Mah freedoms mah guns america is great we are going to be great again we win wars ! When was the last time (Granada) lmao fucking stupid cretins don't know about global warming or evolution ignorant people forcing thier way onto the rest of the world
No wonder we all hate
>>673648515
You're kind of naïve to buy that bait they laid out for you.
Don't you remember the leaks from his hacked phone that just showed he "secretly" has a good relationship with the media that keeps putting him on blast?
You don't get to keep that kind of money without being a team player.
Come on, man. Like all public figures, he is a false messiah.
Idiocracy. I'm ashamed that he's even in consideration frankly.
>>673648981
I hope President Trump nukes your little country because your pussy leader pisses him off.
It is for Americans too don't worry
>>673649359
But it's not even bait it's like exactly what the people have always wanted
>>673630563
Could be worse
>>673645166
Conservatives are the ones who don't understand economics.
>>673650821
What part are you talking bout?
>>673630563
seeing as the rest world is a shithole that doesn't matter.....couldn't care less
>>673630563
>oh look,its this thread again
>>673631083
Edgey
>>673651312
HI'm being not a cuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQTXdYxH4s
>>673630563
>rest of the world =/= relevant
kekaroo buckaroo
I accept the insanity, embrace it, wake up, go to work, vote for the least shitty candidate available, and drink before I sleep because I'm fucking American u pussy
>>673630563
Hilary has all the charisma of a pile of smoldering Kittens, but I'd rather have her over that /b/tard Truemp defending his dick size in a Republican debate....
U laugh at us because of your own pathetic existence. We are the talk of the world and your a homofag country
>>673633390
'Applauds fellow American '
Really sad, not gonna lie
>>673630563
not an american,
but i'm concerned as my country is basically a vasalle state of this retarded shithole. funny thing is, i'm not even sure who of these retards would give a better president. and thats with fucking donald trump being one of them. its actually pretty sad.
>>673630563
>hows it feel that nothing has changed?
My god! It's true that Europoors are a bunch of fucking slowtards.
>>673630563
>implying we give a fuck
>>673651905
Too bad he is though.
>>673635907
Anon for President
>>673652151
You can use greentext.
And thank you for your applause, but that's quite enough.
>>673640977
the best part was it took him like 7 minutes to tell a two minute story. He kept repeating himself over and over. He sounded like your crazy old grandpa who's insistent that the neighborhood squirrels are stealing his paper and he's trying so hard to prove it by quoting some article he read 15 years ago about animal teamwork.
>>673640977
>>673640977
the best part was it took him like 7 minutes to tell a two minute story. He kept repeating himself over and over. He sounded like your crazy old grandpa who's insistent that the neighborhood squirrels are stealing his paper and he's trying so hard to prove it by quoting some article he read 15 years ago about animal teamwork.
>>673652396
Why did you feel the need to tell us that then?
>>673652769
>the best part was it took him like 7 minutes to tell a two minute story. He kept repeating himself over and over. He sounded like your crazy old grandpa who's insistent that the neighborhood squirrels are stealing his paper and he's trying so hard to prove it by quoting some article he read 15 years ago about animal teamwork.
>>673652810
the best part was it took him like 7 minutes to tell a two minute story. He kept repeating himself over and over. He sounded like your crazy old grandpa who's insistent that the neighborhood squirrels are stealing his paper and he's trying so hard to prove it by quoting some article he read 15 years ago about animal teamwork.
>>673630563
baseless claim. Enjoying your 3% military spending because we protect your retarded asses? does it feel good knowing your own government knows your safety lies in our military? seriously, such low quality bait, i don't know why i even bother.
>>673653004
>we protect your retarded asses
you aren't required to you cuck.
>>673653225
kek
which country do you live in? you won't respond.
>>673653004
We should tax the countries that we use our military to protect tbh
Why don't we?
>>673653574
the shittiest fucking country in the world
>>673653921
taxing countries for a service they never asked for. real fucking bright there Einstein. You must be a republican.
>>673654000
>>673654162
You would pay the tax though, right? You would have little choice really.
>>673639304
That's all very true. Also the war on drugs was a terrible waste of resources.
Like a typical day
>>673654328
Trump could easily take out a few central American countries to get everyone's attention. Most would be paying that tax then.
