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What do I say /b/
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>>673626958
it's not your best pic
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>>673627032
reroll
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>>673626958
Yes.
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>>673626958
Kik me for rape roleplay m 14 Kik: wolfman1000
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No pretty sexy id fuck you
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>>673627209
God damnit, I wish you got dubs, rolling
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>>673626958
It's not the best cause I can't see where you piss from
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>>673626958
Hard to tell, might need to see more ;)
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>>673627032
re
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Eat shit you disgusting whore
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>>673627032
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>>673626958
You would look better with less on
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not at all

I've always loved you, and i always will. Maybe my judgement is clouded.
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No, just awful
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>>673627032
ree
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>>673626958
Show me your genitals
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Those clothes are holding you back, you should probably take them off ;)
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Op here, just saying if I ask for more nudes I can get them, it's up to you guys's luck with dubs
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>>673626958
Yes, but maybe you would look better nude. :0
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>>673627032
reeroll
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>>673626958
Could be worse I guess
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I'd literally eat the shit out of your asshole, you look so good.
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Disgusting
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>>673626958
Ehhhhh
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>>673627722
Winrar
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>>673627722
Kek
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>>673627722
Winrar
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>>673627722
!!!
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I do believe you are excused
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>>673627869
What?????????????????????
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>>673627869
You would look so much better with nothing on at all
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>>673627869
you asked for my opinion?
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>>673627869
Problem is you're clothed ;)
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>>673627869
I mean, I like it.. No ones perfect, sweetheart.
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Show me where you piss from
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>>673627651
>>673627663
>>673628060
fuck off beta
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>>673628060
Rolling
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>>673628055
winrar
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>>673628130
Ree
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>>673627869
Sorry, I forgot I was talking to a woman and I need to sugar coat everything.

It wasnt your best, deal with it!
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Say bitch you heard me
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>>673628158
Rolling 4this
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>>673628055
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You'd look a lot prettier with my dick in your mouth
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>>673627869
Looking to see a lot more of your body
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Sorry, Guess it came out wrong.
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>>673628302
Roll
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>>673628130
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>>673628254
I wasnt
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>>673628400
Winrar
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>>673628254
How was I rude? I was trying to be nice about it! You look like shit in that picture what do you want me to say?
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>>673628254
I bet that pussy look good doe. Lemme see that cat girl.
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>>673628400
Finally, something good...
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Was there a pic of this annoying whore that I missed somewhere?
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>>673628366
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>>673628366
Winrar
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>>673628487
Yes.
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Say what you think man women want the truth
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>>673628481
Why thank you fine sir
>>673628400
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I'm sorry baby, let me see your hairy puss
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I was being sarcastic. You look good.
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Im really rude in bed. Wanna try?
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>>673628663
Noice
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>>673628663
Please charge your phone
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I love you
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Okay truth is I really like you, and I just dont want to be hurt. Sorry.
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>>673628481
>le random show me ur pussi out of nowhere response XDD
>good
Yep, sure was a good one anon
We'll get her real good with that...
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>>673628561
This bitch replies awful quickly.

"Dude, I'm fucking with you. Lol. Take your shirt off and send me a pic. I'm taking a titty evaluation class"
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>>673628663
Cmon send me some nudes I can fap to
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>>673626958
Reply with "this is a spiderman thread now."
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>>673628851
rolling for this
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So wan sum fuk?
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>>673628891
Reroll
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>>673628851
reroll
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Shut the fuck up.
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>>673628891
Rell
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"Jk xD"
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Damn, I heard you had daddy issues and wanted some of this "tough love"
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You know you want some of this. Let's see them tits
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REPENT, SINNER!! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR... NOW!!!!! OR FACE THE FIRE OF HEEELLLLLLLLLL :(
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>>673628891
this
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Im gonna eat your pussy like groceries
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>>673628864
I think we fucked it guys
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>>673628663
Shit just got good
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>>673629100
Kek
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Show me your tits right now. I think you have breast cancer.
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>>673629100
Haha victory
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>>673629100
Lol
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>>673629100
Lol. Why
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>>673629100
Dubs make it so
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So you just wanted me to tell you were pretty even if I don't think you are...?
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ir your refrigerator running?
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>>673628663
Lez see were dis gos
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>>673628663
Gg /b/ was fun while it lasted
Too bad you had to kill it
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>>673629431
It was never fun
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Does your daddy mind if I spank you too?
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>>673629162
Reroll
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"So my sister died today..."
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>>673629537
Was more fun than a dead thread faggot
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>>673629556
Just send me some nudes I can fap to that's all
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>>673629556
Top le kek
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Sorry that was my mom
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At approximately 5:04 am I am going to penetrate your butthole. Id fall asleep biting a pillow or something
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I'd love to fuck
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>>673629380
So satisfying to watch actually. So jiggly
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Will you come ove i want you to use this on me
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>>673629655
haha shit
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>>673629556
Oh shit it's alive!
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>>673629676
Roll
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>>673629556
I love you op
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>>673629711
Fuuuuck
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>>673629711
LOL
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You're acting awfully weird now... Are you okay?
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>>673629655
Winrar
(Next roll)
"Sorry! My friend stole my phone and wrote that. I really do like how you look."
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>>673629711
another winrar
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>>673629655

Get that shit done OP
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Ok ok here
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Do you ever think about how some mammals have a literal bone in their boner?
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>>673630040
marry me, dumpsterslut 3000 ;)
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>>673629655
"I think I contracted autism form hearing the news"
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>>673630040
I just told you, my fucking sister died you insensitive cunt
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But i have to watch this during
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>>673630040
my sides
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Im so fucking sorry my friend took my phone.

anyways can you lick my ass?
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>>673630040
Just say something to get her to start talking again.
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>>673630040
I'm actual letting people decide what I say to you. But let's be honest. You want me to put my cock in you.
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fucking dumpsterslut, my sister died so now I'm horny. WTF is wrong with UUUU?
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>>673630040
Did you know peoples libido grows up exponentially when a close familiar dies
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>>673630040
It was my sister, I recycled her
You know, environmental shit
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>>673630313

.
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Let me taste your blue waffle
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I'm eating lucky charms. What are you up to?
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Here, just for you guys I'll try and fix it and get nudes.
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>>673630366
Winrar
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Just tell her how you feel and really be detailed about it. Like vulgar.
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If you don't come over here and suck my dick I will fuck your entire family in their sleep then cum in their orange juice.
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>>673630366
winrar
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Put it in me dry baby i want to bleed
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I'll tell you what's wrong with me. Besides, it's legally required:
I'm a registered sex offender.
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do jew like cum up ur nostrils?
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>>673630390
Roll
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>>673630433
is this a roll?
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>>673630494
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also, will you cum to her funeral? I need "relief" after...
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Does your middle finger fits in your peepee hole?
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fuck your a gay fucking retarded nigger jew
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Listen, I know your wallet is big enough and boy do I have the investment plan for you
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>>673630540
roll
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Oh shit. Wrong number, sorry you wanted me to judge your appearance for some reason? Let's get back to that. I think you look great until you open your cake hole :)
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You me and sakura-chan should get together later
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Well some people say nothings wring with it but the Bible says I'm a faggot.
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>>673630804
Roll
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>>673630777
Yes
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Why do girls pee sitting down? Is it in case you have to go surprise poop?
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>>673630777
checked
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>>673630777
dem trips tho
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>>673630777
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>>673630890
No.
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Sorry, I get nervous when talking to women I really like :/! It has been a problem from my early childhood, according to my spychiatrist it's a mild case of turrets, I guess there's no chance at a real relationship for me...
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>>673630991
Le epin
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Batteries not included
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Did you hear about the time Dick Cheney fucked his son up with birdshot while hunting? How about you be his son, I'll be dick Cheney and my cum will be the birdshot.
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Your soul belongs to SATAN 666 HAHAHAHAHA
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>>673630991
kek
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>>673630991
OP getting pussy tonight
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Let's sit on the couch with some popcorn and watch some 2 girls 1 cup
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Ugh, what am I even saying? It's jsut that I liek you so much I guess I'm desperately trying to be funny heheh
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Why don't you put your yummy on my tummy I can make it cummy
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>>673631211
Winrar
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fucking faggot dubs
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>>673631211
7zip
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>>673630991
>legally required too
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wanna eat my boipussy?
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>>673631211
Winnnn
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>>673631211
win rawr
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>>673631209
Rollerina
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Sorry my little black brother was typing all that stuff. I really think your hard on the eyes though
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>>673631211
Lol
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Hey, whenever we get down, could you fart in my mouth while I masturbate? I know its an odd request, but i've always been that way. Dunno why, but my dad constantly fucking my pooper when I was a child probably didn't help the cause.
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I love you and your family and friends are invited to view the full image to open in full size of the day of the day of the.
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please love me
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>>673631304
agree
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will u 3weigh me n my ded sista?? pls dum nigger pls
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>>673631355
WHATS WITH DUBS IN THIS THREADD
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>>6736313>>673631355
Got em
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>>673631444
check'd
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>>673631444
Trips > Dubs
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>>673631444
Two trips
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>>673631387
Roll for this
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Hey I know this is sudden, but would you star in a torture porn for me?
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>>673631444
Waste of trips
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>>673631417
Roll
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do you smell your hand when you wipe?
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Here
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>>673631469
roll 4 this
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OP is afk
OP?
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>>673631387

Roll
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>>673631417
Roll
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>>673631469
rolling
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>>673631659
>>673631684
kek
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I can send dick pic if you like?
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>>673631708
Roll
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>>673631469
reroll
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OP, take a screenshot of your screen. Then send:
'Here's what I have you marked as lol im so tsundere kawaii amirite :)))))'
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Here's what she sent me before, 1/3
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>>673631417
rawlin'
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>>673631786
This one
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>>673631469
rollio
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>>673631417
Roll please
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>>673631469
Roll
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>>673631708
Rolling
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Listen I just want you to gargle my ballsack before I slice it open with an onion peel
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Wait! Give me a moment. I can explain everything..
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>>673631387

Roll for this
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Look, let's be sincere, you're not getting any dick anytime soon so you might as well take what's being offered.
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>>673631659
Look, I'm really sorry
I really like you, it is just...
I do stupid stuff when I get nervous
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>>673631432
Come over to the inbox folder and then I will be a good time to get the same as the one I had to be a good time to get the same as the one I had to be a good time to get the same as the one I had.
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>>673631622
WINRAR
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>>673631417
Winrawl
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what
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reach in my pocket and feel my lizard
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>>673631858
I'm a fat dude, and those look like my tits. 0/10.
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>>673631925
Roll
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2/3
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>>673631622
check em
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>>673631469
re re rollorino
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Can I cunt punch you?
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>>673631825
Roll for this nig
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Like anyone else is going to want to fuck you... stop trying to put the pussy on the pedestal here and just pass it
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>>673631925
T-roll
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>>673632035
re
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>>673631659
Fuck you cunt. I don't have time to play fantasy story book twilight guy. Show me that puss or I'll fuck your grandma
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>>673631991
Rolled
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Can I suck your stinky toes?
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>>673631622
Oh shit nigga
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>>673631387
roll
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>>673632053
>>673632083

Same. I have better tits than that
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>>673632126
Reroll
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Squish my tummy honey I will make it curmple poo cummy
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umm... should I send a dick pic?
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>>673632177
kek winrar
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>>673631387

Rolling for this here
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>>673632192
Rolla
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snapchat me that pwussy
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>>673632004
God I can't believe I'm fucking this up lmao
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>>673632177
win
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>>673632177
Winrar!
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>>673631469
rolling yet again pls jesus let this be dubs
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I do not associate with one of your "binary genders," filthy cisfemale scum
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look, all i want to do is tear your nipples off and shove them down my urethra
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>>673631387

Roll roll roll
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It's just the voices in my head won't shut up! Can we start again? Hi, I'm mark
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You'd look better nude. Show me your tits.
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can i skeet inside of ur earlobe
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>>673631632
roll
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>>673632177
horni 4 u n d3d sis bb suk my niqqer p3n1z
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>>673632177
Winrar
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next time you shit can you pick the nuts out for me?
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>>673632398
rollin for this
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I have a great day and I will be a good time to get the same as the one I had to be a good time to get the same as the one I had to be a good time to get the same as the one I had.
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>>673632459
rollin for this shit
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>>673632527
Listen I know this is a bad time to mention this, but I imagine you imagining me in a latex dolphin suit every night. Will you be my blowhole?
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Listen, filthy degenerate. *adjusts Fedora* I wish not to associate with such a low class peasant such as yourself. *initiates tipping* *neck beard sways in the wind*
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>>673632527
damn
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>>673632527
Let's Not Get OP Laid edition
send
It's just a prank ma'am it's a prank
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>>673632411
Checkd
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>>673631469
one last try dbz pls
roll 4 this
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>>673632411
Weenrawr
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>>673632589
reroll
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GG guys, she isn't responding.

Fuck, she was pretty cute too
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Dinner tomorrow, my house at 6?
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>>673632699
WINRAR
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>>673632699
WINRARRRRR!!!!!
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Rekt
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>>673632527
me and you both ya stanky bitch
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do oyu sasy to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>673631858
>she
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>>673632278
Rollernio
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Part of a complete breakfast
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>>673632791
Rollin for this
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>>673629822
Winrar. Faggot
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>>673632728
This isnt OP
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well i still like you, wanna meet for coffee tomorrow?
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>>673632840
Goddamnit roll
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anal
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