>Explain games vaguely cont.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Explain games vaguely cont.
The character you play as for one mission has more personality than the character you play as for the rest of the game
>>673608257
COD MW2
>>673608430
Nope
>>673608257
Metal Gear Solid 2?
Gears of war in space
>>673608257
Mgs2 sol
The writing is so good that you forget the game itself is a broken pile of shit.
>beat up slavs in the jungle
>>673608582
Spacemarine
>work for the police
>wife is dead
>gulping down pills on the go
>this is REALLY easy guys
>>673608582
Mass Effect 2
>>673608570
>>673608588
Nope. It's newer
>>673608687
Max Payne
>>673608687
Max Payne
>you can totally see their nipples
>rabbit
>escape
>9
>>673608678
yup
You die you lose
>Follow gf
>Gf dead
>Taken from father as a child
>Robot tries to kill you for most of your youth
>Your new dad beats you up
>You band together with your new friends and go to beat him up
>He kills your friends and hurts you more
>You break into his place and nearly kill him and his buddy but end up dying
>Its open world now
>lol my arm
>companions wat
>sneak
>!!!
>defend base
>minus score for killing him
>>673608964
Dead space
>>673608992
Mgs5
>>673608758
>>673608774
>run around in basement
>use every item found on own body
>when almost dead, piss yourself repeatedly
Pretty easy too
>>673609012
Yep!
>A game where every person has the same exact chance to win.
>>673608964
Dead Space
>try to cross border
>transportation gets held up
>eh it will be fine
>friend gets told to lay on the ground
>he actually does it the absolute madman
>>673608257
ACIII
>>673609116
Mario party
>>673609116
Hearthstone
>>673609214
nope
>>673609185
Far cry 3 or 4, i don't remember
1. War is coming
2. No reference to war
3. War was stupid and the ending was shit
>>673609242
ding ding ding ding
>>673609207
Im 100% sure it's this one
>>673609314
Mass Effect
>>673609100
Binding of isaac?
>>673608257
Heavenly sword
>>673608636
Ffx?
>>673609116
That animal crossing Mario party
>>673609314
Skyrim
>You are a frog
>rescue other frogs, rainbow coloured+ 1 gold per stage set
>everything is out to kill you
>desert levels are fucking imposible
>start in a town and end up in a jungle
>eat flies for points and power ups
>>673608907
Dark souls
>Dating sim
>Tanks
>this shit ain't the military I signed up for
>What the fuck is a 7TP
>>673609389
Yeah.
>>673609342
For real? That was actually a joke...
>>673609207
>>673609383
Nope. Witcher III was the correct answer
>Have a bunch of friends and go on a boat with your friends
>Crash on island
>Become a superstar
>Escape island with friends
>Best friend dies
rip best friend
>>673609185
USA-Mexico: Relations?
>>673608907
Every rouge-lite?
>>673609558
Hearthstone is a joke.
>>673609388
Yep. Also, fuck that lack of an actual ending
>put this glowing fluid in your veins for super powers!
>lol k
>>673609578
I disagree
>>673609601
Far cry 3
You roam a land ravaged by demons with the goal to kill the main demon and restore order in the land
>>673608907
don't starve
No one got this last few threads
>Military man
>Stationed on an island
>Island gets invaded
>flee to big island
>Join locals
>Guerrilla warfare
>>673609740
Nop
>>673609709
Haze
>Your stepfather is killed by endboss
>Oh noes! But my sister is coming with me!
>Endboss returns in later DLC
>I love spoilers
Kill an entire army of 100 orcs no problem
>>673609477
Frogger rofl
>>673609709
Bioshock.
>guy shoots you in head
>you magically live
>seek vengeance
>Interactive Map Simulator
>Made by some swedish company
>>673609752
Dark Souls?
>>673609733
I felt Ciri was an amazing character. Geralt is just, "Got coins? No? Sorry."
>>673609578
bullshit. there's more than one section where you play as Ciri.
>>673609752
Diablo II
>>673609840
New vegas
>>673609801
sauce?
>>673609840
New vegas
>>673609819
Correct
>>673609868
Nah
>Co-op
>Might as well not be co-op considering how inclined you are to fuck each other over
>not a hat sim
>>673609709
Biosheckle
>>673609840
Max payne 2?
your character never talks, the undead has died over and over and just keeps coming back. Also hard game
>>673609840
kill bill the game
>>673609887 nope
>>673609922
Yep. I thought about mentioning how you are the motherfucking mailman, but thought that would be too obvious.
>>673609477
Frogger
(I also fucking hated the desert but found the sewer more challenging)
>>673609840
Fallout New Vegas
>>673609544
>panzermadels
>>673609790
Far cry 2
>>673609972
Portal 2?
>>673608851
>>rabbit
>>escape
>>9
I'll give you some more
>parallel universes
>virus
>number watches
>>673609840
super mario bros II??
>>673610009
Dank souls
>everyone loves chicken
>sometimes they get mad for unclear reasons and leave
>You can see a heart pulsing
>The only female character(i think) makes you "horny"
>>673610088
Correct.
>Heretic
>>673610090
No,its none of the FarCry games
>rape some woman
>wife gets killed
>follow her to hell
>get mad because she's fucking some other dude now
>>673610164
WH 40k
>you get sent to retreive a shipment of medicine by the same people who manufactured the plague the medicine is used to cure
>>673609477
Holy shit I love this game
>>673609865
Geoguesser
Tom Clancy's The Division
>>673609865
Cities skylines
>>673610256
Shit I did it wrong
>>673610235
Winner Winner Lynch the Nigger
>>673610246
Nope.
>>673610104
Nope.
>>673610294
Close, but not that.
>Guns
>Pyramids
>Aliens
>This game is VERY serious, and so is the character.
>>673610233
Dantes inferno
>Titties with edges
>>673609840
FO: new vegas
>>673609752
DEMONS Souls .
>>673609185
Skyrim
> nigger
>>673609801
>Your stepfather is killed by endboss
>Oh noes! But my sister is coming with me!
>Endboss returns in later DLC
>I love spoilers
Adding more hints
>4 friends plus sister plus me
>weird dreams
>Wow, i can fuck some of my friends
>>673610377
Serious Sam
>>673610386
Tomb Raider
>>673610377
seriuz sem
>>673609976
>>673609828
>>673609312
correct and erect sir
>>673609865
I am adding this to help you
>Deus Vult
>fucking aztecs coming across the Atlantic.
>chilling in my black room with /b/ro
>someone throws a fucking ball in the middle
>fuck it
>board anyway
>he kicks it past me through the window
>wtf dude
Game?
>>673610417
Nah, I don't think anyone's going to get it, it's Elder scrolls IV: Oblivion
>boat crash
>hat
>jail
>escape
>drown
>you get killed
>enter a game
>give up your most precious thing to enter the game
>>673608964
Also Dante's Inferno tho
>both visceral games
>>673610377
Serious sam.
>>673610237
>>673610237
>>673610237
The Last of Us
>3rd person destiny
>Except there isn't any endgame content
>>673610144
Legend of Zelda
> Your daughter dies early in game
> fast forward you're a fucking cold, crazy ass old man thats living in this fucking crazy ass dangerous world.
> you find new purpose
>>673610652
Warframe
>>673610237
Deus ex...?
>>673610541
Europa Universalis?
>>673610485
>>673610496
yea that one was pretty easy try this one.
>I'm a fucking frog lol
>those balls make me trip man
>OH NO IT'S GETTING CLOSE, SHOOT FASTER.
>>673609691
yep ,
the jesus thing work for movies
but is lame for games
>>673609790
Arma 3
>fish can roll
>>673609601
Battleblock Theater
>>673610558
Rocket league
>>673609865
Crusader kings 2
>>673609818
Horde?
>>673608257
MGS 2 is a much much better fit than Witcher 3. You switch to Ciri throughout the game constantly.
>10/10 Co-Pilot
>Dog is a fucking baws
>Fuckin Ewoks EVERYWHERE
>Kill bugs, win at life
>>673610786
Finally I dont know how people didnt get this earlier
>>673610741
Very close.
>>673610810
Bingo
>lol with more russians
>>673610827
Nope
>>673610563
Are you fucking kidding me? I swore it was DS.
>>673610888
doto
>>673610888
CS:GO
>play as little girl with blonde pigtails
>beat up giant Jack in the box (the toy not the restaurant)
> Copy and pasted map from 4 years ago
> Glorified dlc
> But with motorcycles
> Still cant swim
>>673610888
too easy, dota
>>673610888
Too easy.
Even though dota is way better than lol.
>>673610888
DOTA 2
>>673610727
Newer
Ready to craft Wolfskin coat... shit, my other cured Wolfskin is 2 days walk away.
>>673610487
Correct!
>Continuation of another game
>You must stop the evil
>While stopping the evil you collect masks
>You watch people die and you wear there fucking bodies
> TASDINGO
>>673611018
This
>>673610716
No.
>everyone loves chicken
>sometimes they get mad for unclear reasons and leave
>You can see a heart pulsing
>The only female character(i think) makes you "horny"
Adding more hints.
>Goblins are whiny faggots
>Imps are the ultimate trolls
>>673609818
Orcs must die
>>673610978
GTA vice city
>>673611055
league
>>673610461
Mike Tyron's punch out
>>673611055
Hearthstone's already been done in this thread
>memory wiped
>trying to save everyone
>explore stuff
>make lots of friends and enemy's
>>673611080
No but I do love that game
>>673610796
Yep
>Try to play a nice calming arcade game
>Arcade game is satan
>Your soul is trapped forever
I won't make it vague due to 99% of people not know what the fuck this shit is
>MC and co are all women
>Why the fuck are they women
>Fucking hell the English budget doesn't exist in this
>MC and co are all goddess and there is four of them
>the fuck, three of them have sisters due to bullshit reasons
>;
>Games were all remastered
>New one came out in late 2015.
>>673611079
Dungeon keeper
>>673608969
SW:KOTR
>>673610761
>>673610761
Every game I was trying my hardest to gather the galaxy to fight the Reapers, but the ending it doesn't matter at all what you did. You pick your ending. It felt like the decided the ending the day before the game came out
>>673611046
Tommy Bahamas: The Division
>>673611079
Oh wow, first i thought it was some kind of shitty restaurant sim.
Dungeon keeper.
>>673611152
correct!!!
>>673611079
Dungeon Keeper 2
>>673611054
majora's mask
>>673610740
Yes
>>673611195
Close but no
>shoot bubbles
>pop bubbles
>>673611079
dungeonkeeper (1 or 2 as they were the same fucking game just different resolutions)
>>673608075
>be lawbreaker
>get told to stop where I am
>Brotherhood of the Wolf looking nigga
>Fighting beasts,aliens and shit
>>673609840
Murdered Soul Suspect?
click circles
Nanomachines and memes
>Be an honorable man
>Get framed
>god appears, gives you powers
>you oneshot everyone or run around as a rat.
>>673611271
Yup
>>673611177
pony island?
>beggars are operating on this level
>please do not encourage these professional beggars
>if you have spare credits please donate them to a registered charity
>>673610480
Baldur's Gate?
>>673611355
DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
>do some hunting
>play poker
>get drunk
>shoot spics
>oh wait lol im here to save my family
>keep killing random spics instead
>>673611183
>>673611221
hooray someone got it.
>>673611279
Love that game
> kill things
> sometimes you kill good things
> teammates
> get cooldown from playing game
>>673611177
Pony island?
>Better then Sim cities
Furlture space ninjas with powers related to their names
>>673610809
Nope.
>>673610978
GTA: Liberty City Stories
>cyka blyaad facking knoop
scape jail
gotta kill some niggas because why not
set yourself on fire
what the fuck just happened
sequel sucked
>>673611300
obliviboner?
>>673611055
warcraft 3
>>673611219
Yup.
>>673611306
Assasin's Creed 3?
>>673609686
UNDERRATED FUCKING POST!
>>673610853
My nigga :D
>rts
>play as the blue tribe
>each tribe has a shaman, get spells at big shrines
>priests in watchtowers are op as shit
>>673611177
Pony Island
>>673611360
Dishonored
>>673611386
Yes
>>673611490
CSGO
>>673611432
Red Dead Redemption
>>673611460
Cities: Skylines
You are in search to fulfill a old prophecy that a giant fucking serpent tells you about.
>>673610717
The last of us
>>673611490
Metro
mine was way too hard so reposting
>play as little girl with blonde pigtails
>beat up giant Jack in the box (the toy not the restaurant)
>play as other characters as well
>the intro to this game is a rap
>>673611580
yep
>>673611583
Correct.
>>673611161
Ah damn it, too obvious. Shadow of Mordor?
>>673610541
Crusader Kings 2
ezpz
>it's the 80's
>you're Ray Liotta
>Grindingsimulator2014.jpeg
>son is kill
>dad shits on a ton of blue people
>dad goes out like a pussy to 6 people
>goddamn it I wanted the chestplate
Skeleton dating simulator
>>673611638
Lollipop Chainsaw
>>673608636
Pychonaughts
>>673611573
Yep
>>673611695
Yes.
>space magic
>but kinda shit tbh fam
Waifu simulator
Real time stately
>>673611306
Bloodborne
>>673611421
Yeah, wasn't even that hard, at least i thought so.
>Time paradox stuff
>tons of weapons, mostly the same shit
>survive fall from about 1km height into shallow water
>kill yourself
>get killed by girls
Should be easy enough
>>673611772
Wasn't vice city done already?
>>673611780
grim fandango
>>673611780
undertale
>>673608969
Adding more to this:
>Taken from father as a child
>Robot tries to kill you for most of your youth
>Your new dad beats you up
>You band together with your new friends and go to beat him up
>He kills your friends and hurts you more
>You break into his place and nearly kill him and his buddy but end up dying
Additionally:
>Go kill some good guys for the first half of the game
>You slowly fall in love with the bitch who flies you everywhere
>I GOTTA BELLIIIEEEVVVEEE
>>673611425
LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11!
>crawl around in dirt for most of game while all the action happens just off screen
>stop playing games anon-kun, you must watch 2hr movie first
>"LET'S GO GET MONEY"
>"FUCKING ROBOTS AND CRAZY ANIMALS LET'S KILL EM"
>"HE'S HANDSOME LET'S STEAL HIS MONEY AND KILL HIM"
>Brazil has signed a secret pact
>giant robot spouting off about democracy being non negotiable
>another settlement needs your help
>you gonna need that desk fan?
>spawn in
>Try to drive tank
>allahu Akbar jeep
>respawn
>co-pilot
>crash
>join different server
>90% chance of clusterfuck
>>673611874
Bioshock Infinite
>>673611969
Borderlands
>telephone
>tiger mask
>hard af
>>673611909
yep.
>>673611908
nope. but it looks like it also might fit that game, lel. never played it though.
>>673611874
Bioshock Infinite
>>673611788
no
>>673611778
>play as little girl with blonde pigtails
>beat up giant Jack in the box (the toy not the restaurant)
>play as other characters as well
>the intro to this game is a rap
The last boss is a boxing match
>get cancer
>die in the end
>>673612027
fallout 4
>>673611946
mgs 4?
>>673612043
Battlefield 3/4
>>673612053
Spot on
>first (actually the third) game in series is a master piece
>second game is pretty cool but nobody understands the fucking story
>third game, why are you making this shit even more complicated than things need to be
>fourth game is the most dramatic and the shittiest of them all. Practically a movie.
>>673611216
well never before i felt more depressed over game felt like shit for week (no joke)
there could be like 1000 ends some funny some sad some retarded and was gone make a lot more sense then that . it was just god dam flat even for jesus plot
>>673612043
Battlefield 4 or Hardline
>>673611907
didn't bother to read through all the posts, or use ctrl+f. fuck
> Character you're saving dies
> "OH..no.."
> fall down
>>673608969
Force Unleashed
>>673612139
Yay
>>673611572
you got it.
here's another one( i really hate guessing but i love providing)
LITERALLY ALL YOU HEAR IN THE GAME IS :
>Unable to comply, building in progress
>>673610790
No one gonna try? Thought it'd be dead obvious.
>You all just lost
>>673611874
Bioshock infinite*
>>673608969
The sith apprentice starwars one.
>>673612043
all multiplayer fps
>>673612148
Metal gear solid
>>673610847
Wow no one? Looks like we got some kiddies on tonight.
>>673612164
Sure
>>673612049
>>673612064
Last part was too obvious, eh?
>Hey cousin, wanna go bowling?
>Spooky scary skeletons
>GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS
>A tranny who's son of a major deity
>>673612148
Metal Gear Liquid?
>>673612148
Final Fantasy
>>673612317
GTA:IV
>>673612148
Metal Gear Solid
>buy phat guns
>shoot ayy lmaos
>buy more guns
>shoot more ayy lmaos
>there is like 8 games of this already
>it's still pretty good
>>673612317
gta 4
>>673611047
the long dark
>>673612148
Saints row...?
>TV Show.
>Cast of mostly human misfits.
>Flags.
>>673610847
Giants:citizen kabuto?
correct! have an internet
>>673612278
>>673610847
jet force gemini...maybe? i played a long time ago
>>673611665
Yep
Ahem
>I
>GOTTA
>BELLIIEEEVVEEE
Kick punch kick. Chop kick chop.
>congrats diabetus baby you pass your driver license
>>673608851
Virtue's Last Reward
>>673612170
Until dawn
>shit vanilla game
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC that finally does the game justice
>>673612325
Dark souls
>>673612430
Yessir
Probability of setting off an explosive.
>>673612148
Don't you talk shit about mgs3
>>673612524
Destiny
>>673612524
Destiny
>>673612325
Dark Souls
>>673611918
Parappa the rapper?
>>673609801
>>673609932
It's shae summers
thx for the not saucing nigger
>>673612524
every recent generic shooter?
>>673612497
That one game with the rapping dog, i forgot the name
>>673612060
hotline miami
>spend hours creating perfect blonde Arian Ubermensch
>Play as skeletor for half of the game
>Bend over and submit sexually every five minutes
>>673612497
Parapa the rappa
>>673609932
Shae Summers, /b/ro.
>wololololo
>>673612572
>>673612572
Minesweeper.
>>673609972
Spelunky?
>>673612325
Thats too easy mank
>>673612584
>>673612585
it wasnt that hard
>>673612317
Did you throw in that clip from Dark Souls to throw us off?
Grind up a pig
Put it in a can
SCRAPPLE!
Grind up a pig
Put it in a can
SCRAPPLE!
Yes I am a scrapple man!
I think I'll have another can!
Grind up a pig
Put it in a can
SCRAPPLE!
>Cool FBI man
>So bad its good
>Ripoff of Twin Peaks
>cute
>giant fat friend dies
>no
>save forest
>fat friend comes back to life
>epic as fuck
>>673612403
Ratchet and clank?
>>673608075
find a cute little scamp. play your cards right, fuck a demoness.
>>673612656
AoE
>some nights I eat pizza
>some nights I go to the bar
>either way, it's on the house
>>673611946
Nba2k16
>>673612728
Yes!
>tfw "muh plains of silence"
>oh look, more scrap
>tfw roaming faggots crash into you as you're scouting a location before attacking it
>>673608075
You're a male prostitute fucking hot ladies in a tropical paradise.
>Probability of setting off an explosive
>hipsters
>time travel
>girls
>something about pictures
>>673612623
yup
>>673612452
>Dindus relocating in masses
>UN doesn't give a shit
>tazdingo
did i make it to easy?
>>673612273
Yes
>>673608636
Fallout: New Vega
>>673611607
Dank souls
>>673612712
>>673612941
Hearthstone.
And yes.
>>673612730
Catherine
>>673612680
nope
Hint: People w/ depth perception problems will be shit at this game.
>hear ringing, awake after a gazillion years of sleeping
>so do the rest of them
>you go around killing everyone and absorbing their essence
>what's with the number 4 in the series?
>beat everyone and become the brightest being there is
>in the end, light prevails and dark is no more.
>>673611776
Destiny
>>673612980
Correct
>>673612798
Love the weapons set from going commando the most
>>673612704
Wacked.
>>673612423
>>673612395
>Stuff catches on fire
>I just drove a jeep fullspeed into a rock and am nearly dead, let me operate the bullet out of my leg before i can heal myself
>Went by that camp 2min ago and cleared it, apparently people are reproducing like rabbits, it's full again.
>The purple gem let's you double jump forever and bug the game
>the light blue gem let's you teleport and skip entire levels
>>673612892
Life is strange
>Start a game
>Play for 12 hours
>Halfway through the game
>Dicks everywhere
>Play for 12 more hours
>Either kill all the other dicks, swindle yourself to the top, or waste 2 days of your life
>>673612720
Ori and the Blind Forest?
>>673612720
Ori and blind Forrest
>>673612892
Life is Strange
>protect Kate
>and so he left
>you're a god
>god has a pet
>you still don't understand shit about the game
>reskin of tf2
>doesnt look that bad tho
>>673611911
Force unleashed. Had it at first post though
>>673612453
Nope
>>673612482
Very good!
>>673612929
No idea, it's a well know game?
>>673613122
You have good taste.
>>673613240
overwatch
>A group of Hipsters
>Time travel
>Gotta stop monster from end a world
>Sexy cave girl
>>673613240
overwatch.
>>673612886
>Minesweeper
>>673612081
Breaking bad: the game
>>673613237
Black and white?
>>673613237
Black and White?
>>673613260
There you go
>>673613024
>Catherine
Damn that was good. But no, think more Western. The Protagonist could easily have been a /b/-tard in a cheap version of Fable...
>>673610569
Battleblock Theatre
>See that wall? Gone.
>tfw you get shot through the floor below your feet.
>barricades on windows? Pfft.
>your an old crippled man in a wheelchair
>no wait, you're jet set radio guy
>no you're not your a wet back
>never mind, you're actually some slut in a tacky dress
>wait, what the fuck is going on
>tons of weird Jap shit going on
>how the fuck did I just die, I didn't see anybody
>nigger saves me and brings me back to life
>>673613412
oh hey someone got it
> buy gf
> trim black (g)
>>673613482
Siege?
>>673613482
Rainbow six siege
Never even played it before and you make it too obvious
>>673613553
Runscap
>A SINGULAR STRIKE
>>673613553
Runescape
Had it at buy gf
>>673613213
>>673613214
Yep! Sorry if it was too easy I just fucking love that game and I enjoy promoting it
>>673613320
Old classsic, extremely well known and rises up every now and then
>>673613553
Runescape
>>673613339
Chrono revolver
>>673613645
darkest doonjoon
