I'm so tired.
>>673604220
Sb kik me : r4pgod , im a boy, horny.
>>673604361
that's gross
>>673604361
What're you, fucking gay? A fucking faggot?
>>673604279
Nice and subtle-like.
I am going to clean up my cheeks (all of them) and wear nice clothes for now on, if he isn't gay now, he sure as hell will be
anyone love ass to mouth?
I just ate two delicious boigahs. I'm stuffed, stoned, and sleepy.
another odd thing is that I met this guy on grindr and we played GW2 one night and I never logged back on, he faintly looks like the guy in the picture if I remember right.. I've never met anyone in real life off grindr though, not into hooking up, but it didn't seem like he was either
>>673606075
Yes sir, I do sir
>>673606496
Giving or receiving? stories?
>>673604220
why not get some rest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR5TCnok5Ic
>>673606586
rather not talk about it since he was my last ex and I'd rather not think about him right now
>>673606586
>>673606824
*fart*
>>673606274
Feeling gross stuffed, or content stuffed?
>>673606281
You're a shoe-in.
>>673606778
I'm going to try to stay up another hour or two so that I don't wake up in the middle of the night.
>sitting with family
>threading too
It's almost like my laptop is out of their sight
>>673607100
waking up in the middle of the night is relaxing though. You get to enjoy all this peace and quiet
It's almost like you think you aren't an exhibitionist.
Kaybe stop being icky
>>673607100
Content stuffed.
>>673607319
Yeah, but I also can't brush my teeth, or get anything to eat, or go outside my room. That part isn't as enjoyable.
>>can thread
>>can't watch anime
kaybe you know too much
>>673607069
thanks lol
>>673607100
Does that mean your foot going in my ass? kinky..
Threading doesn't involve headphones
>>673607477
get some snacks beforehand and a glass with water problem solved (if your room has windows that is)
>>673607568
Thanks. Do my farts turn you on?
stap it
>>673604220
Then go to sleep, silly
>>673607442
Over my dead body.
>>673607468
Take a nap in that case.
>>673607483
I know.
>>673607568
Yes, but through one of the cheeks. There will be a lot of blood.
>>673607685
I'm not going to horde food in my bedroom. There wouldn't even be room over all the dirty clothes.
>>673607846
You're not my dad.
you posted a song tho
how do i know you're not listening to that right now
>>673607733
i see you are into farts
are you also into butt sniffing??
The song title matches the OP text
Just fuck already.
Ichi is best matsu
>>673607922
You must have a fun dad
>>673607922
its not hoarding its just keeping them over your dirty clothes for a few hours
>>673608032
As long as it doesnt smell too bad. i like a little smell though
>>673608093
why will t hey not boyfriends already
You wish
Or is it you who wishes.
>>673608222
I do not follow.
I want to know what Asriel's blushes smell like.
y-yeah
>>673608538
he and he, why do they not become a mating pair
>>673608544
love and sugarcookies
>>673608130
You're right, I guess I have no choice but to empty a jar of peanut butter into my jeans pockets and tape bread to my hands before bed.
fucking fags
>>673608544
Hey butt sniff anon.
>>673608631
sounds overly complicated. Just get some chocolate bars or something
>>673607733
>>673608709
*fart*
That is what I thought.
>>673608626
Are you asking me or just revising my original statement?
>>673608631
oi, don't I get a say in this?
>>673608839
i am asking you why they do not do.
>>673608709
"Pfft"
>>673608929
Not the person to be asking.
ima jack off then go to the gym, maybe I'll see guy there
>>673608626
That hasta smell cute.
>>673608729
It's blush sniff anon now! Hello!
It's because Demos lives in bumfuck egypt
>>673608709
no u
>>673608806
You're right, I need to tuck my shirt in and pour a bag of potato chips down the neck of my shirt.
>>673608887
I hope not, it would really kill my vibe.
>>673609145
I don't think it's going to catch on.
At least I don't live in Antarctica
>>673609114
You should do it the other way around
would not bumfuck be the best place to live for both of you
>>673609145
if such a thing can smell, it would certainly smell like that
We could go halvsies on a heated blanket
>>673609387
oops
what is a halvsies
>>673609239
Can't tell if you got the joke or not.
It means we would split the cost
>>673609603
You don't have to worry about seeing a guy at the gym. There'll always be one.
"Halvsies" is a term which is defined as the act of the offering occupying 99% of the region offered, and leaving the recipient the remaining 1%.
>>673609747
Calling it a joke would be very generous
>>673609769
What if it's a mom gym?
>>673609239
just take the pack lol
We would split the cost of a heated blanket? The hell kind of broke are you?
I'm not broke I'm a socialist
it is more the idea of the thing
>>673609888
Tough crowd.
Bernie 2012â„¢ - Eisen
>>673609917
Woah, woah, what do you mean by "take it"? I'm not putting that bag of chips anywhere near my butt.
>>673610102
You can't get no respect.
really tho
he's sitting in on his parents watching the trump rally so he can interject with his shitiness
IS NOTHING I TELL YOU OVER SKYPE SACRED
>>673610262
im sure if you search deep down enough you will find an answer to all these problems that trouble you
Dom.
Are you busy?
how bigs his donger demos
>>673610532
probably not. why?
you're an angry elf.
No idea.
>>673610262
Tru dat
>>673604448
why does he wear the mask
>>673610529
I can't dig very deep, there's all this plastic in my backyard once you get about three feet down.
I guess I'll just throw in the towel an pass out.
>>673610497
Hey Kamerdi. Bye Kamerdi.
anyway i'm back in my room now so i'll be ready to anime in like 5-10
>>673610599
N-never mind.
What? Is it so wrong I don't know how large your donger is?
>>673610800
okay. i am here for you if you need anything.
>>673610873
No not that.
I was gonna ask if you wanted to play vidya. But I forgot we do not really have any games in common.
>>673610949
well you only play dota.
>>673610791
Why the hate, mate?
>>673610791
good choice
goodnite
>>673610989
N-no.
I play other games.
I just do not have anyone to play those games with.
>>673611073
list them.
>>673611107
Can you not just look at my library?
>>673609888
Don't go to a mom gym
>>673611238
that is so uninteractive. it is like telling me to google something. sure, i could, but then we are not communicating.
we anime now
well, i play a lot of tf2, if that is something you are interested in.
*Lurks lurkenly
>>673609888
Why would you go to a gym at all? Many stuff to train with is either cheap or free. Unless you want to become Spartacus of course
>>673611391
Preference for minimal interaction is the reason we are all here anyways, though.
I have not played tf2 in forever. I could consider it.
That is actually it. Just tf2 and Dota. If you have splinter cell, there is also that.
>>673611706
Fuck you! Let him goto the gym and workout, the worst that can happen is he'll be healthier and sexier!
BTW did you do your exercises today?
>>673611643
But.. butt... you can workout at home too :( But I suppose working out at the gym would be more fun
I didn't, I decided to skip it and eat selfmade crème brûlée instead. I suppose that's what Saturdays are for :P
>>673611029
what's thE NAME OF THIS FUCKING ANIME
>>673612738
Yeah you an workout at home, just don't stop people from working out. Body weight exercises, HIIT, jogging around the block can all be done at home or near it.
Creme brulee sounds about right right now. Can you make a good one?
>>673613053
Katamari Damacy
>>673613111
It was like ojirimo or osarima or something like that.
>>673613173
Morenatsu
>>673604220
46.20.46.233:10063 join our ts3
>>673613173
orochimaru-san
>>673613248
>Morenatsu
Nevermind I remembered, Osomatsu-san
>>673613345
Tomodachi Life
>>673613104
Oh I see now, sorry if I sounded too pessimistic
This one was quite alright, last week's one came straight out of Chernobyl. This one was quite good, but way too sweet. I used a recipe translated into my native language by Jamie Oliver's magazine, but they may have messed up the quantities and such
>>673614147
It's not supposed to be sweet??
>>673614906
It is, but for every spoon of this stuff, about a third of it would be sugar. And I also had to add a layer of caramel on top of it, so it was quite a lot. Perhaps I should invite some British over, they may appreciate it better ^^
>>673614147
whats your native language?
>>673615583
That sound very unhealty. Can't you use a sweetner instead?
>>673616187
Wouldnt work sweetener cant caramalize, also it isnt known to be healthy at all.
>>673616330
Does anyone love being blown when youre taking a shit? its so good
>>673604573
Idubbbz
>>673616187
>>673616330
I normally don't eat sugar at all, so I'm not very worried about it, but I think it would indeed be better to use Stevia instead. Unfortunately I've got no clue how to extract the sweet stuff from it's leaves :/
>>673616070
You know what it is, it's Dutch
>>673616582
I've never had that done to me yet. Nor have I to someone either.
>>673616745
Stevia can be bought pre processed.
>>673616582
That's just the secret wish do get fucked in the ass while blown
>>673617026
You can't trust the system.
Just kidding, I just like to experiment with extracting stuff. Making simple syrup with different tastes and such, like as if you're making tea. I think I'll buy it if my experiments are a success
>>673617544
How do you make your own syrups? What is the process?
>>673616608
Woah, how'd you guess that one? Are you a genius or something?
>>673617711
There aren't many I've done so far, but I've tried to perfect them. I usually make grenadine and sugar syrup. Which one would you like to know?
>>673618378
Any, it sounds really interesting.
>>673618579
Alright, so I'll begin with sugar syrup. It's really easy. You just take one cup of water for every cup of sugar. You boil it until it's completely dissolved and then you put it in a jar and let it cool down :P
After that you could try different kinds of sugar, like cane and caster sugar, or add a vanilla stick. It's really sweet so I only use it for cocktails
>>673619373
What would you use it for except for cocktails though? Coffee?
>>673619828
You could use it in tea, wouldn't use it in coffee (because water). It's pretty nice because the sugar is already dissolved, so you'll instantly benefit. You'll also look sophisticated as fuck
Aiyyo, ya niggaz must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin dog can't pull another motherfuckin rabbit out the hat
Nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin sleeves you bitch ass niggaz
Fuck is y'all niggaz...
Y'all niggaz just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all niggaz can't be serious
[Chorus: DMX - repeat 2X]
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
[DMX]
Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
Checked
WOAH
THAT'S LIKE
EXACTLY THAT FACE
Good eye, sir.
thank you
>>673620257
>You could use it in tea, wouldn't use it in coffee (because water)
Wat?
Also
>>673620600
CHECKED.
I've come to chew bubblegum and post porn. And I'm all out of gum.
Anytime bb
And thank you
>>673620803
It would water your coffee down, so that may not be what you want :P
>>673621055
Good point.
>>673621267
But I'm not very sure about that, because it's so concentrated. You may not actually have to use that much :/
Wanna know the grenadine one?
>>673621479
Sure.
>>673621479
I, too, am curious about your grenadine syrup.
Simple syrups are dead easy and so good. Wasted so much money on those Torani syrups till I realized they were so easy to make!
>>673623058
i really can't tell you just how much i want this. i want to experience this so bad, im such a lonelyfag
>>673623496
I can't tell you how badly I want that grenadine syrup recipe.
But cuddles are a nice second option.