ITT: We try to get banned
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ITT: We try to get banned
>>673557794
if i get dubs i get perma-banned
>>673557794
If trips mods ban furries on /b/
>>673557908
Reroll
if dubs i and all trap-posting faggots get perma
>>673558792
reroll
I am looking for cheese Pizza. Does anyone know where I could find some? Perhaps the deepweb? Any websites? Xplay is government run so fuck off.
>>673558838
fucking ban me.
bitly/1jKjEtC
but don't tell anybody
Hello /b/ I come from /mlp/ I am here simply to spread the good word of the pony gods. Please come join us. Yes this is a raid. Prepare to see ponys and lots of them.
i am 17 but i turn 18 in 5 min
>>673559216
im 11 fuck u fagget. fucking litle bitch i fuked ur mum lst knite
>>673559431
fite me cunt
>>673559478
k meet me at the white house in 10 min we will throw down there
>>673559095
kys
>>673559077
>>673560050
You better select that text, copy that text into your clipboard, then open a new tab, paste that text into the new tab and hit enter, Nigga.
>>673559704
on my way nigger. I'm bringer my older brother jim. He owns a sword
>>673560050
>highlight text
>right click
>open link in new tab
heathen
you niggers, you can't get banned on |b|, xD
>imblyng that you get bannd 4 being stupid
what are you 12? lol 4 years younger than me and you think you are oldfaggots?newfag cant even tryforce
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imma outta here playn a nice round of black ops 3 now, i bet you arent even prestiged one
>>673560927
not even close faggot
>>673557794
much better crop
>>673561095
this
I like standing on the bridge in the Commons, easy to pee on the swan boats.
HAI DIS IS 9GAG ARMY XD WE WILL HAX YOU 4CHINS
>>673561323
this
>>673561162
what the fuck is black ops 3? how the hell do you prestiged?
i don't want to be banned
>>673561377
lol, pls dont hack me xD :D
>>673560914
i have 2 swords
Cp=ban
>>673557794
subtly asks for cp
>>673561561
so you have to post cp
>>673561505
I have two brothers
>>673559077
nope
Waiting for CP
Hitler did nothing wrong
topbabe.ru
>>673558838
Give me your address and I'll send you the best cheese pizza
>>673561711
fuck it's locked in france by the gouv
>>673561711
aintclickinthatshitnigga,jpg
https://youtu.be/p14_jDrcf8c
>>673561162
Kys
MODS! cant ban anyone, they are lazy, fat, neckbeards too busy tipping their fedoras
>MODS! MODS! MODS!
mods suck dick
>>673562029
am i ban yet? do i have to post cp?
85% of people on /b/ are either younger than 18, or older than 45
>>673561631
4 street smart sisters
>>673561880
sould be locked in all countries, sites full of cp
>>673562244
yes
>>673562244
>>673558838
I came here for the cheese pizza & circular pepperoni also. Can't get banned 4 that tho! So, I guess I'll have to post some.
>>673562635
i can fap to this
>>673561880
proxy
>>673562635
Pussy!
I got your cheese pizza circular pepperoni pussy right here faggot!
>>673559077
kek, thanks for the cheese pizza anon
Nice no CP! Just swear at the mods
>>673559077
Can anyone tell me what happens if you open this link?
>>673562635
>>673562764
I also can fap to this!
Love the cheese pizza!
>>673563320
it will delete system32
>>673563320
>>673562255
dubs speak the truth
it just says "No" from a dictionary thing
I'm a 16 year old aspiring femboy. My Kik is sh4dowplay, hit me up for some fun.
it's pizza time, kids!
>>673564217
I cant wait
>>673564217
so what? is this entire thread like some inside joke for pedos?
>>673562255
Too true, double dubs.
I am in the 85%. 49 yr old here.
Oldfag to boot.
Sad times nowadays.
Wish I could get a permaban sometimes.
Here, I'll post something for the MODs and the FBI. This little girl has a message for you, and a link to some real CP on the piece of paper she's holding (if you look closely enough, and get the message). She really needs your help, and so do I! Follow the clues and you may get the message. Save her, save me, save me from /b/! It's mostly cancer now anyway. Help me cut it out or permab& me PLEASE!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ia5g6k5fl5e7jl4/bitch_on_bitch.mpg?dl=0
>>673564733
aint clicking that shit nigga
>>673564815
its dropbox
I often get banned and have no idea why.
>>673564815
its beast
>>673561267
>try harder
>>673561711
why is it always the russians?
http://krautchan.net/b/thread-10272459. html
>>673565327
>deleted in 15 sec
>>673565211
There it is
>>673565506
>having down syndrome
>>673565327
Reported your ass.
You're welcome, cancerous teen b& faggot!
4chan Mod reporting in.
There will be no bans on this thread. Have a good day.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>673565130
>>673557794
MODS!!!
there is another live-form watching 4chan right now and they are calling us faggots
>>673565802
So even if somebody posted CP?
Lurking.
Somebody get banned pls wanna see something interesting today
>>673565802
Getting banned in 3... 2....1...
Guys i found some CP!
>>673562635
>someone was paid to animate that boob jiggle
>>673566020
>>673566160
Look up the rules. Anyone claiming to be a mod gets b&
>>673557794
Name this meme:
>>673566242
CP Reporting in!
>>673565802
I guess we can post whatever we want ITT now! The mods have blessed us!
Oh thank you mods!
Now quit bugging us while we do what we do..
>>673566669
so fucking close
off by 3
I'll be an hero today. I'll change my IP address so whatever if I get banned for this. Enjoy.
Can anyone source this? The watermark is so fucking generic, I can't find anything with it
>>673566940
MODS !!!! MODS!!!!
>>673567086
>18Girls
>>673566940
18 my ass
>>673566900
I need this with sound because of reasons
>>673567086
18 GIRLS 18 18 18
>18
Autismo
Also fuck off moralfag
>>673567086
>18
>18 18 18
>>673563320
FBI.
>>673566900
WTF is wrong with you? You're sick!
>>673567280
she is not 18
>>673566900
>>673567505
You're not 18.
MODS MODS MODS
>>673563320
This is what happens
>>673559216
MODS MODS MODS
Warning: This is not a real girl. It is an imaginary construct. Do not become triggered.
>>673566940
Little Maja, ironic ain't it I go on pornhub after viewing this thread and this webm is the hottest video in US
>>673559077
no
nobody banned yet....
yesterday cp was posted in a simmalair thread 2 times before anyone was banned, mods porbably still asleep
>>673567086
>>673567185
>>673567505
Falling for a hair clip.
>being this new
>>673559077
the pizza was yummy, enjoy the banhammer
>>673567956
not 2 but 3 and yes mods are slow af
>>673567638
19 seconds in
didn't know putting floppy disks in the sink destroyed them
http://krautchan.net/b/thread-10274304. html
>>673568617
he turned on the garbage disposal. Thy were shredded. Of course you have to get them all down in there first
>>673568744
gone
>>673568744
Gibt's auch ohne Kleidung?
>>673568972
Still alive fag
>>673569299
404 - Dokument nicht gefunden
i'm no germanfag but i think that's gone
>>673567766
>>673568488
>>673568766
>>673569299
Checks
>>673569459
There is a space between the dot and the html you genius
>>673569492
damn didn't even notice my dubs
>>673569459
You forgot to attach the html fag
>>673569594
Check
>>673569604
>>673569591
lol thanks, too much drinking today
>>673562255
im 32
>>673569492
Does he know what he is doing ?
>>673568744
What kind of a weirdo masturbates to this?
>>673569832
Most likely.
>>673569832
Do you know what you are doing?
>>673569830
Yeah, 23 here. We are the lost
>>673569995
I do, sorry
>>673570070
Do you know what
>>673569832
is doing?
>>673569830
40 here
>>673569995
Apparently germans.
>>673569832
yes he does and so did the police.
>>673568972
I wish it was. Must have forgotten the .html
Looks like a German chan for pedos.
Just going there probably got me on a list!
>in b4 assumes he is not on a list already
>>673570157
Jeez dude, they're not even pornographic
hey, I'm a mod, and I'm just stopping by to say you guys can't get banned.
>>673570360
see
>>673570447
if you're on a list is probably a faggot's list
Ask me, a mod, anything
>>673570505
Tell him
>>673565802
>>673570639
ban thread
>>673557794
http://krautchan.net/files/ 1457805507001.webm
I'm a 4chan mod too, I don't believe they banned him just for revealing that.
4chan mod here, no clue why >>673565802 got banned.
>>673570888
CHECKED
>>673570888
Checkers
>>673571001
almost trips
get good faggots
*ahem*
I am under 18
>>673570888
Still with clothing
>>673570888
ffs that ass wit them tanlines
>>673570888
>http://krautchan.net/files/ 1457805507001.webm
why trips, why
>>673557794
http://krautchan.net/files/1457805507001.webm
16 year old mod here. How are you guys?
Can anybody hook me up with some meth? I'm in the 215? Will pay big money? I am expressly solicitng dugs
4chan mod here,
It would be wise if you guys don't post cheese pizza but if you do I won't look ;)
>>673570888
>>673571239
post it already
Believe it or not she's 16
>>673571031
Like you didn't know that there are MODs watching the MODs!
We watch everything.
We, the MODs of the MODs, are the REAL sick fuckers!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>673565802
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If dubs someone posts cp
16 year old mod here again, wanna go raid some people? and what do you think of MLP? 10/10?
>>673569492
damn, I get two dubs w/o even noticing. No wonder I never think I get dubs. Both 66 at that
>>673572044
I see dubs time for cheese pizza guys
OHHH YESS LOOK AT ALL OF THIS HOST FUCKING CP
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fevfpxidluote1f/bitch_on_bitch2.mpg?dl=0
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>>673572119
Nobody cares. Why don't you make screencaps of your dubs and save them in a folder named 'my lifes accomplishments"?
>>673565802
>Mods=gods
>>673561679
Fucking right
>>673572576
I'm not clicking that
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Mod checking in.
Do not reply to this comment, or you will be banned. You have been warned.
>>673572696
it's just asian lesbian
(USER WAS NOT BANNED FOR THIS POST)
if you type in "liceo" (highschool in spanish) in whatever porn site you get low quality vertically filmed south American teens fucking.
I'm actually 17 not even lying get me out of this hell hole
>>673572973
DISRESPECT !
>>673572824
>>673572119
No, I save it to my desktop so I can upload it, then I delete it, because I don't need it.
>>673557794
Lol am 7teen. Watchu gon do mods? I turn 8teen in 2 minutes
Waiting for cp aka the thread killer
>>673557794
post some CP like a real man you faggot
>>673573571
Kek
Inb4 404
>>673573571
he actually begging for it he doesn't have any
Let's report 4chan
>>673573646
Ayy
>>673565802
Lol
Im admin everyone replying will be admin
Lol someone got banned for posting cp
>>673571882
Mods
>>673573543
kek
>>673573827
Im mod you faggot
MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS MODS ARE NIGGERS
>>673573543
Welp.
>>673574004
No I'm a mod you faggot
Hi i close 4chan in 10minutes i m from 9gag in deepdarkweb
This is actually not allowed. Ban me faggots.
I enjoy Reddit
>>673574137
Nice dubs mod
Complete honesty, the single ban in this thread so far shows the sheer amount that 4Chins administrative team don't give a fuck.
>>673559095
and i'm from /pol/
sooooo...
I LOVE TRUMP
and because i can
MODS BANN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673573571
>>673574527
Not all bans show red text newguy
>>673573379
This image lmao.
>>673574712
Oh shit
google search "brooke shields ancensored"
>>673574337
B& for not knowing what dubs are.
B& for being an underage faggot newfag.
>>673574712
How did you post that if you're banned?
>>673574923
its my friend
he sent me this screencap to continue his legacy
>>673574712
I hope that's not what I think it is
>>673574923
if you read the filename and stop being such a huge fucking faggot you would know
image search "pure nu
dism" if you are THAT desperate
Mods wont ban me. They literally cant. Its impossible for there to be more than on ban per thread. Trust me.
>>673565802
KEK'D
>>673565802
holy shit this is the first time i have ever seen this i can die now happy
>>673575319
newfag
>>673566216
too cute
>>673575422
Hell fucking yea i am cunt
>>673562635
kek I h8 this fucking commercial
>I also h8 Ashton Kutcfagger
>>673569830
She's gorgeous. Would wife.
>>673565802
>>673575658
>>673575596
>>673575658
fuck the system am I right??????????????
With Moot working for google, mods are probably just feelingless robots lent to do the job.
Only posting illegal shit (or incitating others do so) would end in a ban.
Fuck you mods
>>673565802
Still not b& enough
Let's report 4chan so the mods lose there jobs
>>673561671
Step up faggot
>>673575984
>mods
>job
lol
mods are rods
4chan Mod reporting in.
There will be no bans on this thread. Have a good day.
>>673557794
ITT: No one is really trying to get banned.
>>673557794
post CP
Insta-win
>>673576276
It's a ban to impersonate a mod. Bye.
>>673576284
What are you trying to say faggot?
>>673559077
>>673560050
>>673561671
>>673563040
>>673563320
>>673568224
Just takes you here anons
>>673576588
The only reason I'm not telling you you're a degenerate piece of crap it's because of those dubs.
>that and because you already know that.
>>673565802
Rekt
anyone has yotsuba r34? or is that not a thing anymore
Someone can post cp? Wanna fap
>>673577032
bitly/1AkWbuu
>>673577192
someone check
