Actual micropenis guy here ama. Pic is me.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Actual micropenis guy here ama.
Pic is me.
>>673467238
Timestamp?
>>673467238
timestamp or gtfo. then i will ask
>>673467238
how do u piss?
Sorry dude. Maybe next lifetime.
another quality thread. thanks op!
Do you masturbate?
Photoshop fakery.
>>673467238
have you thought about/attempted suicide?
>>673467732
Bro, Ive seen a of shoops in my day, this.... is not one of em
>>673467238
Size erect? Pic of said erect micropeen
Has it never grown since you were a kid?
>>673467238
Can we count on your vote for trump this election season?
>>673467732
>>673468046
Here's a better angle of a hard on.
>>673467550
Yeah, when hard there's enough there to rub to get me to orgasm.
>>673467390
I sit down and lean forwards
>>673468141
Basically, always just had a tiny dick.
Is it cold where you are?
killuminati
Oh shit
>>673467238
>literal zero inch penis
>still shaves balls
Hope reigns eternal
>>673467238
Poor bastard... Have you ever had a gf?
>>673468235
Can you get a girl pregnant? And do you have a pic when it's soft?
>>673467238
how do yo go on about telling people about your peen? friends or gfs
>>673468522
No, virgin here, future wizard probably.
are you virgin?
>>673468662
How could he not be?
>>673468763
good point heh
Did the doctors declare your penis nonexistant when you were born?
>>673468647
It's fully functional, just very small. Original pic is soft.
>>673468661
>>673468662
Pretty sure it's impossible for OP to penetrate anything or anyone. Best bet is to go the way of Bruce Jenner.
>>673467238
I only partially know ur pain but only when limp
>>673467238
how often do you think of suicide
>>673468235
dam son
>>673468876
This
>>673468906
I'm not suicidal
>>673467816
>>673468906
these, cmon op
>>673469085
I don't want to commit suicide just because I've got a tiny dick.
Is it at least 1.5 hard? I'll give you 2 because overweight
What's your salary?
>>673469044
what's the point of being alive with that thing
>>673467238
Are you Donald Trump?
Are you fat?
What is your relationship with the opposite sex?
is it genetic?
That's a ballsack with a clit.
>>673469216
It's a little under 1" hard.
Hey man I feel for you. Dick size will always be deemed an appropriate social ridicule unfortunately. No one stops to think about if they were stuck the same problem. Its certainly a hard thing to deal with and I was lucky enough to find a really cool girl who enjoys my company and loves me for who I am. There are people who still base their intentions on your inner self, just gotta find them. Good luck to you and know that other people share this burden.
>>673469332
Crazy
How does it feel to have a smaller wiener than a squirrel?
>>673469261
Well food and drink is great and so are friends, sex isn't everything.
>>673468236
U-underrated
>>673469332
Jesus, I feel so sorry for you man. Maybe you can get surgery to extend that thing somehow...?
>>673469304
It could be worse!
Pic related.
>>673469261
how often do you not think of suicide
>>673469444
It used to get me so angry, but I've gotten chill with it, it's just a dick.
>>673467238
lol nice cock faggot no girl will ever love you
>>673468239
Nice picture of my ex.
Why does it look like your cock is coming out of your sack and connected lol
>>673469585
I am going to go fuck some tinder slag with my huge 4.5 inch cock now.
Dude, I am sorry. Wow.
>>673469585
>assumes pic related is worse.
What kind of porn do you watch? Do you specifically avoid penetration porn?
>>673469571
Since there's so little to work with pretty much no, I could get a transgender style cock but it would just be a numb lump of flesh, I'd prefer to be able to fap than having a bigger dick.
>>673469660
Dont you have a beating scheduled with your father soon? Better be off to it then, cunt.
>>673469788
>huge
Dont get COCKY
>>673467238
>>673468235
Pfff, have you ever had pfffchcffpff, have you ever had pffff... SEX? Baaaaaaahahahahahahaha
>>673469825
I generally just fap to pictures of solo girls.
>>673467238
do you believe in god?
>>673469995
Nope
>>673469999
Check'd
>>673469999
Nice quads
>>673468275
so small it cannot be found
>>673469999
Her finger already has more penetration than OP ever will.
I legit feel bad for you OP.
I have about 6 inches and have always felt a little cheated.
Going through life at that size must be rough, but like you said, there is more to life than sex.
>>673469999
Mm liquids checked
>>673469834
they have dick transplant surgery now, look it up. just happended a few weekks ago
>>673467238
timestamp or gtfo
>>673467238
at what point you realized you didn't have a normal cock?
>>673469834
True, but you could at least have something there tho. I believe you can still kind of fap with transgender cocks by rubbing the tip of it.
op, that sucks. but honestly, you shouldn't worry about it. if you can find a chick who's committed to you, the microdick isn't gonna hold you back- you've just gotta use your hands a lot more. don't worry about being a virgin. just be confident in yourself, go find yourself a nice girl, and enjoy each other. :)
>>673469520
That's the spirit, OP.
There are plenty of miserable Chads who get laid constantly.
>>673467238
Ever gotten your hormones checked by a doctor?
>>673469660
This looks like it would be fun to suck
>>673467238
good for you, op, you know what most men will never know. so though many will complain and feel inferior. you live a life in contradiction to all other so called "men" who would put you down for it.
and in that sense you are pretty alpha because how many of them could take what you have taken?
>>673470384
I don't really know how old I was, I'd ocasionally look at guys dicks at urinals at school and I ouldn't really use the urinals at all without making a huge mess which the other guys didn't. It was kinda obvious.
>>673467238
I am not a lot bigger maybe 3.5 inches erect so I sort of feel your pain OP. The only type of girl I can satisfy is a child, are you or have you considered becoming a pedophile? That's what I did, sadly. At least I get puss on the regular now.
>>673467238
why do you come to /b/? such a phallocentric place
>>673467238
you know what man. props.
if that was me i would've killed myself awhile back.
guess that shows how much of a caveman i am
GUESS IN THE END YOURE THE BIGGER MAN
>>673470597
Yeah, hormones are fine, my balls developed normally, my dick just never grew.
>>673470869
ha..ha..ha......hahahahahahahahahaha
>>673467238
Try to pull it out see if the thing is just scared
>>673470869
Um... mods? I guess?
Are you sure it's not your body fat hiding it?
>>673467238
Do you have a sense of humor about your condition?
>>673469520
This is the kind of optimism that 90% of the whiny, angst-filled faggots on 4chan will never have the courage to embrace.
Ha-ha baby dicked faggot how does it feel to see a real man?
>>673471149
kek
>>673470869
If only people were this honest IRL
Would cut off your hands and feet for a bigger dick?
>>673471288
To be honest my dick size rarely comes up in day to day life at all, I don't really obsess about it but I don't make jokes about it either, it's just how it is.
>>673471552
Have you ever had the chance to hook up with a girl and backed out? Or just never gave it a try?
>>673471552
Could we have a timestamp OP?
>>673467238
> I have a friend and he has a microdick too. But he has a child and is married now. Dont give up
You deserve $100k a year for life to comfort you. I bet mass shootings are done mostly by guys with sub 4" dingers.
>>673471714
I've made out with a couple of girls, never really tried to go further than that though.
>>673470869
>>673471552
I mean... do people know?
Why dont you ask the doctors to turn it into a pussy, its allready half way there
>>673469987
kekerino
>>673469770
top kek
>>673467238
At least you have a solid defense in the event of rape allegations
>>673469999
Upside down Satan quads, one might say.
Methinks it bodes well that OP isn't gay!
A faggot he is, and a faggot he'll stay;
But a brave little faggot, whatever you say.
>>673471996
A few people do, but people can be ridiculously mean about things which don't mean anything. I got bullied at school for my dick, so I don't really want to spread the info around.
>>673472180
OP here, that actually made me kek.
>>673472180
Underrated post
>>673472257
Did they call you one inch Webster?
>>673472202
Pine cone dick
>>673472180
this jokester
Does it upset you that you'll never have sex. Even if you manage to lure someone to your cave they'll just laugh at you and leave. not even hookers would fuck you, the have too much self respect
>>673468239
my boner is confused
>>673472180
>>673467238
ever tried a hooker?
>>673472731
It used to but I've got over it, don't really care now.
Here's a thought. I have never seen nasal sex. There has to be a fetish porn producer willing to work with you to fuck a girl in the nose. Or ear hole. A whole new way to facefuck, and you can be the one to bless us. Just find a girl with a big hook nose. This can be a blessing to insatiable perverts everywhere. Nosefuck for redemption.
>>673471548
I wasnt joking with this question, i want to know how far a man with no penis would go to regain some dignity
>>673472917
Nah, waste of money, I know I can't really penetrate, so what's the point?
Op you may have a small smeckel, but you are not a faggot.
>>673468235
timestamp faggot
>>673471035
Guess you're fucking weak too. Evolution is about adaptation, if you're unable to adapt you're probably useless to our specie anyway.
>>673473011
Nah, hands are way more useful than a dick.
>>673473100
BTFO by the new KING of /b/
>>673473018
Blow job?
>>673472917
Have you tried applying a vacuum cleaner to it in order to use its suction power in an attempt to enlarge it? Obviously you would need to do it for many hours over the course of years, but it's a thought at least.
Someone cap plz
Are you a fat fuck?
>>673473431
Yeah hoover the shit out of it OP
>>673469753
Kill it with fire
>>673473511
Yeah, I don't care about my shape so I just eat and drink whatever I want.
Thank you for making me feel better with a 6.5 inch cock
>>673473100
...you dont really have a place in evolution if you can't reproduce bub
Just become a trap and make it a vagina
You don't have much to lose
Anyway, nice to answer your questions /b/, I'm gonna fap then sleep. Night all.
>>673473840
thx bb
papa bless
>>673473100
Thats cool man, enjoy being dead with a normal penis. Im sure it'll be extremely different than essentially just turning into fertilizer. Maybe your dick size is so important that it will be compressed by the soil around you and fossilize as gold? Then they can dig It up and sell it to a 2120 future homosexual.
>>673472968
Producer here, would need a real skinny dick obviously...
Fuck, and to think I sometimes feel bad about my dick.
God bless OP, God bless.
>>673473769
What is artificial insemination
>>673473760
Lol, you shouldn't
>>673474172
aint survival of the fittest thats for damn sure
>>673471552
>I don't make jokes about it either, it's just how it is.
But you don't mind if we do, do you?
You are on /b/, don't ha see? It's funny!
At least you'll always have pic related as your backup plan. Cuz you sure as hell ain't got a forward plan!
>>673474053
What the fuck was that about ?
>>673473760
yeah thats bretty average u fucking normie
>>673474172
where you artificially inseminate.
>>673467238
OP if you could eat pussy I'd fuck you. deal?
>>673472180
Platinum kek
>>673473690
You actually sound pretty content, anon...
This is something quite different, but I'm a straight, white guy with HIV; there aren't many desirable white women who also have it, and as you can imagine, it's not a real panty-dropper for women who don't. Perhaps, like you, I've learned to find joy in so many things that I couldn't have cared less about before.
If I find someone, that's fine -- if not, that's fine too. In the end, it's the social stigma of being alone that gets to me sometimes, and the fact that sex is contstantly being shoved down your throat.
>>673473061
TIMESTAMP
>>673474799
Would you be willing to teach me how?
>>673474799
oh shit op, get in here
>>673468235
thats a lot of fat padding, broski
>>673467238
Have u considered penile enlargement surgery?
Best part is that several dozen of OP would still have less cock volume-wise than one average guy.
Like, when it only comes to length and width the difference is already really big, but in volume it's ridiculous.
>>673475053
So don't tell them faggot. Whores deserve the AIDS anyway and if not from you they will get it from someone else.
>>673474172
>artificial and not a part of natural selection
>>673475106
How bout I let you do what you want and I'll tell you what's good.
>>673475579
OK I am down with that. Where and when?
>>673472180
>>673472202
i bet your daughter would have a really tight vagina
>>673474091
Dudes dick looks like it's about the size of a pinky. It would definitely fit in Gianna Michaels' hoopish nostrils.
>>673474585
Just discussing the importance of long-term usefulness with our friend Mr evolutionary perfection
>>673467238
Now that's what I call a feminine penis
>>673475426
I wouldn't do that to someone.
I'm on meds and my viral load is very low, so the chances of passing it on are virtually infinitesimal; however, I was never all that sexually active before, and actually prefer being alone. As I said, the social stigma of not having a mate (especially at 32) is what gets to me sometimes... but that's only when I think about it
>>673476432
kek
>>673473024
>>673473024
OP is always a faggot, newfag!
This OP is just way less of a faggot than most. A whole lot less!
>>673472202
Ribbed, for her pleasure
>>673476432
top zozzle
OP I bet you could get a blowjob. That totally counts.
>>673471890
Le supreme gentleman supposedly had a tiny weiner.
>>673467238
Nice clit!
>>673475579
shit just got real
>>673477331
>>673469339
shit man u roll like shit
>>673469660
obviously shopped
>>673475579
This is almost certainly a fuckin troll, but anyway, post a fuckin timestamp for OP.
Hang in there. One day this will be grounds for subsidised penis enlargement surgery and you will get an 8*6 for your suffering.
>>673467238
Wait...these are real? How does this even happen?
>intelligent design my ass
>>673478146
top zozzle
>>673467238
If you'd like a tip, try practising going down on a woman. I'd fuck you anyday, if you knew how to lick, that is.
>>673467238
Does it physically hurt? It looks like it would.
>>673478258
>intelligent design my ass.
Sorry, not taking requests.
Go to /r/.
>>673472968
Sex in the ear hole is called "shin-shi shin-shi".
>>673469585
Go fuck yourself.
Literally.
>>673469753
Does she have downs?
>>673468235
Do you ever wish you could go balls deep in pussy?
>>673479708
>underrated post
There be a lot o' underrated posts lurkin' here!
>7" pencil dick reporting in.
>>673469753
what is it?
>>673476534
How did you catch it
>>673479554
horse sheath/10
Well? That was fun while it lasted!
Wish there was more /b/oys!
>>673472202
grossest thing i have seen in a while
>>673482521
If you lost some weight and got a hard on first, I'm sure you could eventually succeed at not dribbling on your balls!
>>673472202
>legit cheeto dick
OP can we please see it erect?
>>673483418
Go back through the thread, faggot!
OP has already bared his erect phallus; so unless you are willing to the same...
>>673481965
My ex-girlfriend was a heroin addict, and I didn't know that she had been sharing needles with someone. In fact, I didn't even know she had been using at the time.
maybe you could make a career out of making microdick porn.
Maybe there are other guys like you who would fap to it.
You could rub your microdick against hot women. sounds fun
>>673483829
dam i looked guess i missed it, it was so small
>>673468235
wait thats the erection????
>>673468235
at least you got normal sized balls, its actually not a bad looking sack tbh
>>673484616
one of the ugliest dicks i have ever seen i my life, 0/10
>>673472202
Hook a bunsen burner to it
>>673473100
>confuses adaptation with the lifestime of a single generations
>calls other one evolutionary useless because >he didn't adapt
Thank you for the keks
How the fuck your parents or doctors didn't do anything to help at really young age? Like testosterone shots or something?
>>673484616
OK anons.
No need to go all out!
No one wants to see your shit either!
In fact, we wish it more invisible, like OP's mighty tool (that at least gets hard!)
>>673468235
Jesus christ anon. I honestly would get penis enlargement if my cock was that small.
op is not suicidal because no woman has drained the life out of him yet.
+1 op
>>673472202
raisin dick
>>673472202
>this thread
>>673474163
that's a fucked looking dick tho
>>673485901
>implying that raisins are bigger than OP's gigantic erect grape
>>673469660
Looks like a mushroom from a mario game.
>>673481156
this girl is hotter than my girlfriend! fuck.
I thought my gf was the hottest ginger I'd ever seen.
>>673469269
Snicker.jpeg
>>673477231
kek
>>673474335
darwin would weep
>>673486926
Watchyuuu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Scotland / Ireland reporting in.
We got plenty of fine-ass gingers up here in da Highlands, me m8!
>>673472500
Idt that's even an inch bro.
>>673488677
Dubs does not lie.
Neither do OP tonight.
He did not brag about the hugeness of his tool, like so many others. He may not have timestamped, but this time I believe OP was sincere and real; and I furthermore think it would behoove us to relieve OP of his mantle of faggotry b4 404, because, well he deserves it! It's such a small token really! Each must give what he can.
Good luck OP!
Op can we see a load? Do you cum really fast? Does it dribble or shoot out? Are the loads small?
100% srs. I'm really curious.
>>673490370
its photoshopped, retard.
>>673467238
Do you produce a normal size ejaculate or is it a tiny spurt?
>>673467238
That sucks dick. Not that you'd know what that's like.
>ayyy
>>673472180
I spiled water on my shirt
>>673490594
Op please answer.
>>673474091
I'm getting my girl a new gift
>>673491562
his balls are normal
>>673470869
oh fuck yeah
>>673468235
Find a girl you love, use a strap on to satisfy her. See a doctor for a sperm injection if need be. Live happy OP
>>673479554
hasnt there been years devoted to finding the existence of black holes?
>>673490594
I think that he's trying to find it, I mean, trying to find out right now. Surely OP will deliver (as OP already said goodnight, and that he was going to fap, and you leering oafs are in here expecting more! Can't ya see there ain't so much to see here?
>>673468235
it would help a little if you lost some fucking weight.
>>673469999
based quads for queen Jolie
>>673467238
Hide well, peeno.
I'v got an average dick, trust me though op if you found a good girl and learnt how to run it on her clit properly she'd thank you more than pounding away I reckon.
>>673477231
underrated post tbh fam
>>673486926
Putdem is the best ginger around /b/
she's a goddess
>>673495230
Moar.
>>673495881
Moar, for OP!
