Hey /b/, random bitch texted me outta no where, was fuckin around at first but she sent a pic, looks decent and I'm horny as all hell
>69 decides what I say
>will deliver
send nudes
I am legally required to tell you that i am a registered sex offender
do you browse 9GAG?
Dude this is ilegal... I'm going to report this shit
Yfw second thread and still no one cares
>>673452361
This
>>673452639
Pls explain how it's illegal
if you're are smaller than 28G fuck off
Have cyber sex and sent us nudes.
I wanna put my dick in that cute face and mouth
>>673452974
Reroll.
No point in continuing this boring conversation unless you're going to send me some nudes
>>673452865
tits*
>>673452361
roll
Fuk OP I think I know her
>>673453080
Then roll fucking nigger that's the whole damn point godamn
ask her if she has a sister, op
Dude, do what the majority of people would do. Text her dick pics and make her send you pics.
Show us the rest of the convo you already have faggot
>>673453283
What's her name? I honestly don't know bitch texted me out of the blue
>>673453454
ReReRoll
Send nudes
hehe i found this funny picture online haha what do you think about it?
>>673453583
ReReReRoll
Pretty sure it's Kylie
>>673453755
ReReReReRoll
more like agent 6/10
>>673453845
ReReReReReRoll
>>673453930
ReReReReReReRoll
>>673454056
ReReReReReReReRoll
>>673454167
ReReReReReReReReRoll
Seems familiar OP
>>673453739
roll
>>673454234
ReReReReReReReReReRoll
>>673454371
ReReReReReReReReReReRoll
>>673454337
>Nah you're grten
what's that supposed to mean
>>673454488
FUCK THIS ISN'T WORKING LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD
I require tits to continue this conversation.
Instead of gr8 its gr10 because 10>8
want daddy's cummies?
>>673455084
reroll
>>673454963
What?...
>>673452361
Roll
Can we call some expert getters in here to roll a fucking 69
Nibble on my smegmacollecter
>>673452361
i order this
>>673454567
Tried too hard faggot. Could've been nice dubs, but you milked the attempt more your mom milked the whole NFL league teams white, black, and Hispanic penises using her ass tightening those butt cheeks so tight when they pulled out you could hear a *pop*
dam girl im falling for you <3
>>673455871
this
can I see ur boobs lol
I gotta skedaddle if you sniff my drift!
>>673455871
reroll
>>673455862
So much edge it almost cut me
>>673455981
samefag roll
Get.net
>>673455981
reroll
asshole or gtfo
bad thread is bad and will never get 69
>>673452154
I need nudes, like yesterday
>>673452325
Reroll
>>673452154
But would you fuck me?
mah dik
>>673456255
Yeah, I ate the leftover fried chicken
Send her a picture of you 1" dong op
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but send me nudes now. So fuck me maybe?
>>673452361
Roll
>>673452154
Really not sure how anything but "tits" is the answer here...
>>673452566
Winrar
>>673453080
Reroll
>>673452154
Good cause im agent 7.
Would you fuck me?
>>673456512
Tits.
>>673455981
rereroll
69 get
Lemme see your pooper
>>673456485
Roll kek
Check if she is wearing a wire.
>>673452154
Only way to prove it is if you send a pic of your bare boobs
Send nudes
>>673456595
dis
n00dz?
If you're really interested send me something to prove it
Do you want the ogre cock special
69? really? it will take like 100 replies until someone get 69
Listen, I'm not going to lie. I'm really, really lonely. Is it okay if you send me some nudes and maybe pretend to be my girlfriend for a couple of hours? Sorry if I sound a bit weird xD
>>673456485
Roll
>>673456771
This
>>673456955
Rerolling
>>673456963
Because probability.
>>673456771
69 get
Nice to officially meet you agent 6. I've heard you have the nicest tits in all the agency, is this true?
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfuga
>>673452361
cmon
69
Here's some of the convo cause I'm getting bored
>>673456771
Yeah do this
>>673452361
roll
Eat shit you fat whore
>>673452361
fgt
>>673452361
Yes
>>673452361
ROLL
>>673452361
ROLL for this
>>673457169
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ha
PLease DisLike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc
>>673456955
69 get
>>673457169
AYYY I GOT IT AHHAHAH
>>673457169
winrar!
>>673457169
win FUCKING rar
>69 decides
>a 1 in 100 chance just for you to reply to her
>once
>>673456978
Reroll
>>673457297
fuck you op, deliver or you shall be a fag for the rest of your life
IT DONE HAPPENED OP DONT BE A FAGGOT DELIVER
>>673457169
>>673457169
That's what you fucking get, OP. Bet you won't even send that
>>673457144
Anyone else cringe hard?
Send her a cum tribute of the picture she sent you
>>673457600
man...
>>673457489
OP is the supreme cock gobbler
You're such a cuck op
Also rolling for "I am an aspiring child pornography photographer"
>>673457600
chekd, yes im cringing anon
>>673457144
I fucken hate you cunts
>>673457806
>saving the thumbnail
Retard
IM GUNNA CHUMMMMM
>>673457144
C U C K
U
C
K
>>673452361
> 2016
> having to register to be a sex offender
>>673457886
Good on you OP, you did the right thing
>>673457600
Hey, I was having fun
>>673454499
gr9+1
>>673458004
Stop using words if you don't know what they mean.
MFW OP really is a sex offender and legally had to tell her that anyway.
>>673457886
Fucking A...good job OP. I didn't think you had the balls
>>673457886
now send her this url: >>673452154
Hasn't responded yet , dubs decides my next text
>>673458630
Ya hear me bitch?
>>673458630
Send a dick pic
Of your penis since most OPs like to puss out
>>673458630
I also enjoy sucking big black cock. Only if they have a herpes outbreak though.
>>673456978
>>673458630
Roll roll roll
Ask if she's down to peg you
>>673458769
rollllllllllerino
>>673458630
But now I'm going to need to see tits...I'm legally required to ask
>>673458630
PS: its code /b/
>>673458630
Also you are too old for me btw
>>673458630
Just to clarify, I meant child sex offender
>>673458771
Reroll
>>673458630
I raped a 9 year old girl and her 2 year old brother.
>>673458876
ROOLLLL lets get winrar again
>>673458876
Also you are too old for me tbh
>>673458630
I just need to know as well.. do you thoroughly wipe your stinker after a poop, if not describe the scent of your anal cavity by sticking your finger up there for me
>>673458945
Rollin
>>673458945
ROLLL
>>673457144
holy shit OP hahahahaha I've never cringed harder
>>673459011
TOP KEK FUCKING REKT
>>673458976
Samefagging this one last try and I'll stop
>>673458630
Wanna see my diddly?
>>673458979
roll
>>673459011
winrar
>>673459011
AHAHAH WTF
>>673458630
I wanna sprinkle winkle on your booty doodle ;)
>>673459067
You don't have many friends do you.
Listen, don't go. I have something to tell you... ummm... *giggle* I think you're kinda cute actually. I would love to take your ass in my mouth and suck a fart out of your butt like a bong rip. I promise I will hold it in too. Text me tomorrow morning, I love you.
Look, just show me your asshole so we can get this going
>>673459011
>>673458630
that's it
u ded OP
ggwpnorp
We're gonna get OP v&....that chick doesn't look legal.
>>673459194
Have you checked what website your on right now?
Mfw, will deliver next one in a second
>>673459011
top kek
Agent 6, your final mission shall be to assassinate Donald Trump
>>673459337
AHAHHAH soo true, mofo most of /b/ are fuck up individuals who grew up mentally fucked one way or another
>>673456424
HhA! Racial... so lol
>>673459454
not op,
>>673459489
*suck off
Fuck you faggots go eat a dick
>>673459454
>it's fine
wtf
>>673459827
Samesies
>>673459592
Yes it is faggot, also delivered pls kill me
>>673460351
op is def not a faggot
>>673460536
Trips get next one
>>673460351
Send them tits for dick
I think you should hear the story about how I became a sex offender. What happened was I once took a leak in front of a blind man because of a lost bet. Because he was blind is heightened sense of hearing identified the trickling of my piss on the ground and promptly started beating me with is walking stick and let loose is seeing eye dog on me. The rest is history. BTW never bet on Manny Pacquiao.
Fuck you bitch. Do what I say. And now give some fucking nudes you worthless whore
>>673460772
No reply yet op
>>673460846
this
btw are you voting for trump or hillary?
>>673461044
WINNAR
>>673461113
trips not dubs faggot
>>673461044
HOLLA AT A PLAYA WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN THE STREET!!!!!
>>673461071
roll
>>673461005
She said its ok to the sex offender one (kek), no reply to this one tho
>>673461222
winrar is you faggot
>>673461186
>>673461222
THERE FAGGOT
>>673461319
Anticipating that reply tho, cant lie.
>>673461373
what is it your third week here
â–²
â–² â–²
DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!
>>673460536
How do you fucking cucks fall for this shit, he cut the message before 'it's fine' off for a reason. Retards.
There faggots, if anyone manages to get quads it's there text. Sadly no reply yet
>>673461794
do you even know what cuck means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc
DISLIKE PLEASE
really quads?
>>673461795
Can I talk to you for a moment about our savior Mohammed (Peace be upon him)?
>>673460846
Not bad
>>673461795
>>673461869
It has been done
>>673461794
Fuck off, you seen what's above it already retard
Puta de mierda
>>673452154
> horny as hell
> come to /b/ for advice to get laid
Pick one OP, otherwise grab a sock and some lube.
>>673452154
Any chance she's from the 740 or 304 area?
Could you please reply random bitch, I'm horny as all hell
Wow: the reply
>>673458630
Not knowing Apple gives people the option to block people
At least she replied.
(If this gets quads replace "she" with "you")
>>673462586
OP you so silly
Sorry, that was my boyfriend texting you. Anyways wanna fuck?
>>673462586
clearly she ment wew lad
What do you say to gang rape? How about "*choking*"
*sticks fingers up your anus* Mind if i lick?
>>673457600
i died a little inside, yes
Pics of feet or gtfo
>>673461540
Yea because 4chan is so complex with the spriderman, trap, "dubs decides next" threads. Don't even get me started on the roll and reroll concepts there just too complex.
>>673452154
>dat fookin face doe
Yeah, she fat. Fat bitches take shots like dat all day ackin like dey ain't fat. And she all indulgin you an shit, she a desperate ass whale son. Bolt dem doors fam tbh
If i could, i would chain you to a bed and rape yoir ass with a pair of scissors, you fat cow.
>>673464015
fucking niggers
kek
Show me le tits.
>>673454337
rerolll
>>673463901
>Yea because 4chan is so complex with the spriderman, trap, "dubs decides next" threads. >Don't even get me started on the roll and reroll concepts there just too comple
No one said anything of the sort faggot. Why dont you read first then type your bullshit.
*Tickles you*
>>673464405
fucking god this
quads get
Calm down and accept the chlorofoam
feet or gtfo
Your panties are gonna be dropping faster than the twin towers
anal is as anal does.
Are your windows locked?
>>673464638
Reroll
an anal a day will keep the constipation away.
IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING...
(402) 3190276
>>673464638
rolling for this
its an anal day... don't let it slip away - BONOr
Show your stomach, please.
In which hole do you prefer rape?
I need to get to the BOTTOM of who this is... if you know what I mean. I mean anal. I only want anal.
*Tickles you*
>>673456424
>>673465460
rolloing for dis
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?If you were forced to have it as a kid, you"ll hate it as an adult. With that being said, do you hate anal?
>>673464947
Wanna be a death row prisoner's last meal? *Gets out knife and fork*
Anal sex, it's not for pussies.
>>673459454
*Ties you down*
You're not a grammar nazi, are you? Because I plan on using your colon improperly.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. Or can I?
>>673461869
Let me guess this is the uncle that molested you right?
>>673461222
winrar kek teh fuck
Feet or gtfo
Into sex slavery?
>>673460351
>>673461795
How come yr chatbubbles got different color?
>>673458630
Tell her that you have a sexually attraction to your sister
Tell her this was a joke from the almight four cham
*Gags you* Aint rape lest you scream *places knife against your tits* Will zlyou scream?
What's the difference between my dick and an anal suppository? I'm not going to put an anal suppository in your mouth first.
>>673459095
Those are dubs, you fucking idiot.
DISLIKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc
RIPPER IS A GANGSTER
>>673466983
No one said anything bout quints tho
Sorry, brother was on my phone.
I'm a gentleman... I'll rape you in the ass so you don't have to deal with the shame of seeking a rape-related abortion.
>>673452361
Roll
Sanka man, whatcha smokin?
>>673467075
Roll
I'm a good listener. Unless the word you're saying is "no".
reroll
rollage
SPAM
>>673467075
Rollion
QUADS GET
>>673467386
SPAMITY SPAM
lel u have been trolled by le 4 chan army
I actually am having people on a gay website called 4chan help me talk to you.
>>673467750
Roll
no ones gonna get quads faggot
>>673464947
Do it, Kill him!
>>673464015
"i miss how we fucked the side"
please be fake.
please let all of it be fake.
>>673457144
Some autist level shit.
"Oh I don't mind women who used to be men :) you should have told me tho"
They say Eskimos have over 50 words for snow because they frequently experience it... oddly enough, they don't seem to have reserved a word for "stop, it's hurting... ow... please, my ass... owww" no matter how many times they experience me anally raping them. Well, maybe they do, but I don't speak eskimo, so it's not like I knew to stop.
>>673468409
rolling
>>673468409
rerolling because it's too good to pass up
My girlfriend asked if I wanted to TRY anal. I told her yes. Then I went online and posted to 4chan that GHB must really work.
Bend over, touch your toes and I'll show you where my 3 incher goes.
