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ITT: Worst beer you've ever drank
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>>673448602
ITT: redundant statements
>be 10
>at buffet dinner
>Mexican food
>pick up what I think is a pickle
>bite into it
>it's actually a hot hot pepper
>grab the closest drink
>it's beer
>have never liked beer since then
>>673448927
my guess is you've never like vagina since either
I once bought bud light, thinking that perhaps I had been a bit of a snob about beer. I resolved to drink the bud light with an open mind. It was every bit as terrible as you have heard. Like dirty water. Bud light is the worst beer I have ever had.
>>673448474
this isnt considered a beer you fucking moron
>>673449198
it's my state's favorite drink. we sell through 30-40 cases a shift.
Schultenbrau canned beer
>>673449248
>alcoholic
>brewed
>isnt considered beer
At least you tried. Hows that Friday night at home treating you, bud?
>>673448602
sup, Girly McFaggot?
Certainly not the worst beer I've EVER had but the worst beer in a while, and from one of my favorites breweries :(
>>673449198
it's too watery, if it were more potent it would be fine
Canadian here.
The worst beer I have ever had was by a brewery here called Big Rock
The beer was called Big Rock Porter.
It tasted like hairspray mixed with beer.To this day, it is still the only beer I have thrown out.(six pack)
>>673449484
>>673449248
It literally says beer on the package faggot. Learn how to drink the beer of gods bitch.
>>673450096
Well, you got me there
hillas beer = shit
>>673448474
Isn't this shit malt liquor not beer?
A beer called hadouken.
Being a fighting game fan I thought it was pretty awesome, but it tasted like bitter piss and it was strong
Land shark.
any IPA
>>673450094
Here's the only beer I've ever thrown out. Tasted like cigarette butts and beef jerky.
Muddy creek amber lager
>>673452418
this. how can anyone stand that stuff?
>>673448474
Stella is a fucking joke.
>>673449484
>not knowing what beer is
>thinking all alcoholic brewed beverages are beer
I love my beer. Its called jack daniels
>>673448474
It tasted like root beer and vodka and water. 3/10
>>673452418
>>673453734
Holy shit, niggers.
Tasted like sou sauce
>>673453803
Wat.
>>673452418
I agree personally, but people like it so whatev.
My submission is as such. Been sitting in my fridge since my faggot roommate got it.
Beck's Oktoberfest. If you boiled tree bark then drank the broth it would probably taste like Beck's Oktoberfest
the taste of hops in this shit is unbearable for me
>>673452418
Agree entirely. people who like ipas are like coffee snobs. I'm sure there is an element of masochism involved .
>>673453803
How can you not like water?
>>673453857
Jack daniels, and thusly all whiskey is distilled, not brewed you absolute fuckwad
>>673448474
complete garbage. like someone pissed in my rootbeer.
>>673454965
First you brew it then you distill it dick chugger
>>673453857
>this much damage control
>>673449198
Miller High life is passable if you need to go shit quality.
Any IPA, ever.
>>673450588
most gimmick beers taste like shit
Tiger beer is piss and leads to terrible hangovers.
>>673453566
not a real Texan, you're a phoney, a big fat phoney.
>>673452418
Exactly. Every store's 75% IPAs and the rest is 80% shit.
>>673455689
817, motherfucker. And I drink the only bock that matters, which comes from a little town called Shiner.
>>673452418
you sound like the type of person who keeps a handy shooter of UV Blueberry next to their tampons inside their purse
>>673448474
this was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted... please kill yourself
>>673455689
Lone star bock is shit. Lone star is shit. I don't care if it's treason.
>>673455825
512 , shiners is god tier beer, but don't throw LS to the curb because you upchucked it all through college
Not that it tastes bad, but I can't drink keg beer anymore. It's almost a guaranteed hangover for me
>>673455825
love me some shiner bock
>>673453803
it's just Bud Light in a green bottle
Black Label... so awful
>>673448474
Its somethinig for daddy to give to the one son whose a pussy, the loved son gets a stiff shot of whiskey and a gun.
>>673448474
>fall 2015 oy vey drink IPAs and only IPAs
>winter 2015 oy vey drink holiday themed beer
>Spring 2016 oy vey drink this hard rootbeer
yessir mr jewman
>>673456200
Shiners black , yeah it's pretty bad
Nearly vomit inducing
Pretty much all macro-brewed beer from the USA. How do Americans drink this garbage? Easily fooled by marketing.
>>673456346
MAh curs lite blarfghh
Modelo
Blue moon cinnamon horchata "ale"
Coors light
Budwiser
>>673455529
pussy
pic related
I'll take Natty Ice over Rolling Rock any day because you can actually get fucked up on natty.
http://strawpoll.me/7056124
Vote!!!
>>673456659
For real? My friend absolutely hates it too but he doesn't like the coriander. I love it.
Miles Davis Bitches Brew. Will admit, it did taste like a bitch. A really ugly bitch.
>>673455961
did you remember to dvr Grey's Anatomy this week?
it literally tastes like piss
>>673456346
i work at hotels. Someone left a full sized refrigerator's worth of coors. No matter how much I drank I couldn't get a proper buzz. I dont mind the flavor so long as it gets ya right.
>>673456115
>shiner
>god tier
Choose one. And I'm from tx.
>>673456836
>coriander
^yeah i hate it too
>>673456836
I like it in the summer with lunch.
>>673456135
shit is so concentrated that it hits you quicker without you realizing what's going on
I homebrew my own beer. Fuck all of this poser and faggot shit.
>>673456971
u know the taste of piss?
>>673456291
what an accurate metaphor, anon
>>673448474
Calling "alcoholic root beer" beer... thats like calling "budlight margaritas" margaritas.
Also Pabst Blue Ribbon
>>673457188
see there was this chick and I was really high
shut up
>>673457187
I homebrew too but I'm not such a gigantic faggot about it.
>>673449248
It actually is an ale.
>>673456346
it's passable in a cold bottle
Coors in a can tastes like ass barf
>>673457406
PBR is nectar of the gods fag
>>673457432
>literally meme beers and shit opinions
>faggot
Nah, you're a cunt m8.
>>673456446
because it's cheap and common
it's like picking milk up at the store during your weekly shopping trip
>>673457695
shouldn't you be shampooing your beard you hipster fuck?
>>673457187
I let these guys homebrew mine for me. I get to drink it right out of the tank on Wednesday nights and Saturday afternoons.
>>673453566
Fuck you Texas and fuck your Lone Star beer.
>>673456446
americans have that. but we also have plenty of micro breweries making the best beer in the world
>>673457432
Same, and after 6 batches i don't think i'm close to having a fantastic beer, but experimenting with flavors combos i haven't seen before is fun
No beer is shitty enough I can't drink it because I'm a fucking scumbag.
>>673457082
Shiner isn't bad at all. Not god tier at all. It's a good "go to" beer for me. Ruby Redbird is delicious. The Xmas beer is shit.
>>673457832
What the fuck are you talking about?
This bullshit
>>673455919
kek
>>673457887
My beard is a temple I would never soil it with chemicals
>>673458207
>3rd world reading comprehension at an all time low
>>673449734
Shoulda gone with Simpler Times from Trader Joes.
>>673448474
Tried that shit recently, holy fuck not only did it taste beyond mediocre, I swear to god it just wasn't getting me drunk. Kept drinking and i was barely buzzed, stuff sucks ass.
>>673456971
You shut your whore mouth, that's my relax time beer
>>673450096
IT ACTUALLY SAYS ITS NOT BEER
>>673456446
I'm American and I've never had Bud, believe it or not. I've actually only had one macro brew and that was PBR. Was shit, but may consider buying a pack if I'm ever poor.
>>673448474
> worst beer youve drank
> not your father's ROOT beer
> not even beer
>>673456755
looks gas station as fuck
>>673448474
CHANG from Thailand. Good Christ it's awful.
>>673458354
Good lord you're retarded. You spout off incomprehensible bullshit then call someone stupid for not understanding.
Why is alcoholic soda becoming so popular now?
I can't help but think that these are the same kids who get diabetes from shitty parenting that are drinking this garbage.
>>673449734
i love this because i love dank memes
>>673457082
why the fuck so people from Texas have to let everyone know they're from Texas?
Same for anyone who's from "the South"
>>673455420
No. Shut the fuck up. Miller high life is the worst beer on the market
>>673458490
hey, it's not my fault you enjoy drinking shit that tastes awful
>>673456755
Their black chocolate stout is doable. Don't know about this one, though.
>>673457695
college undergradfag pls go
>>673458758
>Being unironically retarded
You, poor, sick individual. My condolences.
>>673458984
you get used to it
Was given some of this for free in Japan last year. A friend and I took a few sips and dumped the rest. Fucking terrible.
>>673450094
Their grasshopper wheat ale is delicious. So is their IPA.
>>673457695
>$4.99/6-pack at most gas stations
>nectar of the gods
k
>>673459265
The threat of making guys drink more is how they come up with kamikaze pilots.
Un. Fucking. Bearable.
>>673458984
Because lone star is from Texas and most people love it here. If it wasn't a strictly texas thing I wouldn't have said anything about it. That being said you are right though.
>>673457965
lol delusions of grandure.
Some good micros in the US for sure. Best in the world? Not even in the top 10. Get off your ego-centric high horse.
>>673459515
Steel Reserve is nightmare juice. I'm not sure it's technically a beer, but it's definitely awful.
ITT: only american beers
>>673457082
picked up a six pack of the wild ram IPA. It's pretty shit. And was expensive too, like 9 bucks.
>>673459335
PBR gave me dubs tho
>>673459753
cause we're talking about the shitty ones xD
>>673448474
I wish I had known, I bought a six pack of this a few days ago, now it's rotting in my fridge.
>>673448474
>>673458075
Ruby is delicious. I'll give you that.
>>673459335
Damn, $5? Where I'm at, a sixer of PBR-level shit is like $8-9
>>673451276
Go fuck yourself
>>673460000
For talls, or 12 oz., my quads-getting friend?
>>673448474
>ITT Worst beer
>Posts an ale
>>673459668
>>673460135
Just for 12oz, shit is rough out here in the streets
>>673448474
Budweiser, closely followed by one called Fosters, supposedly Australian. It also tastes what I imagine piss to taste like.
>>673459964
Was yours sour? I had one and it tasted sour and not nutty
>>673459664
there arent even 10 countries that make good beer
>>673460380
The green Fosters is even worse than the blue. Koala piss mixed with kangaroo jizz and emu egg yolk.
>>673460180
>>673456346
Can confirm it's shit water. The factory is next to a sewage treatment plant. I live about 15 minutes from Golden, CO.
>>673457887
fucking rekt
>>673454750
you are retarded
>>673449198
Shitty beer? Try Busch Light
>>673456679
Truth, rolling rock blows
>>673448474
you can get this shit for like 3 bucks a six pack
>>673460607
I hope you're trolling and not actually this stupid.
I drank way too much of this shit
>>673448474
Bud light
>>673461437
hahaha Stewarts.
>>673452418
Ditto. Seriously how do people enjoy that shit? Wayyyyyy to bitter.
>>673461337
where else are there thousands of microbreweries producing quality beer
>>673461624
Grew up in 518. Stewarts chillin is one of the fondest memories I have of teenage years there.
>>673461043
That's my go to get drunk/sporting event beer
Victorian Bitter, aus beer and it's shit,
>>673456930
I don't have a tv
Question. Am I the only one here who fuckin HATES when jock like niggers like gloating about their favorite beer? God forbid you're caught drinking an Angry Orchard they go all "daT is a giRly dRinK u shud be drinKin bUd liTe hurrdurr"
>>673461964
Same.
They had shockingly good icecream for being, basically, a gas station, too.
>>673448474
Foster's. Like stale saliva.
>>673448474
The hangover from this shit. My God, the hangover.
I don't even get hangovers. Drink this swill to excess at your own peril
>>673450096
>root beer and beer are the same thing because "beer"
>dr. pepper and pepper are the same thing because "pepper"
>>673461193
>buying a Walgreen's beer
How fucking retarded do you have to be?
>>673461193
kek
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/21092/64297/
>>673463989
It would still be a beer if it was called "root pepsi" you fucking nimrod. You're an idiot.
>>673454965
>all whiskey is distilled, not brewed
You're a fucking retard, you fucking retard.
There's nothing worse than an idiot who thinks he's smarter than everybody else.
>>673464884
>>673448474
what is a good alcoholic root beer then?
Anybody ever try those funky European off-brands at Aldi? They have a pretty good selection of produce and meat, so I wander in from time to time and about a year ago, I grabbed a six-pack of each of the three varieties they had in stock. They weren't terrible, and for 80¢ a pop, they would have been fine to load up the fridge with for a party.
>>673448474
OP good job . That's shits fucking shitty
>>673465023
Whiskey is brewed before it's distilled, genius.
>>673464470
congratulations on totally missing the point
>>673466395
Ur retarded fam
The worst
>>673466960
That and Guinness. Fucking puke
>>673467250
Faggity faggy faggot.
>>673461863
You do realize quality and quantity aren't the same thing?
>>673467567
You don't have to pretend to like something awful just to be cool
>>673467921
Guinness is fucking great. But then, I'm not 12 years old.
>>673466960
>>673467250
nah they alright
>>673459265
That's used for cooking dumbass
>>673457695
Kiddo go back to playing beer pong with your shit water, and let the grown-ups talk. When you understand the difference between a pilsener and and an English pale then we might give you back your speaking privlege.
>>673459753
because Eurofags are too proud to admit when they produce a shitty beer
>>673449071
Roasted
fuck the hype
>>673468370
Guinness is fucking disgusting
>>673469864
Had a glass of it one time. It was ok. At least it's not PBR.
>>673458853
I thought you get diabetes from sugar...
keystone light is fucking shit
>>673448474
IT'S NOT BEER YOU DUMBFUCK
>>673454750
Definitely way more malty than it is hoppy. Sam Adams is actually pretty good beer imo.
Worst beer I've ever had is Genessee Cream Ale. Absolutely heinous, but I'll drink it anyways.
>>673450096
Beer has a particular range of flavors, and doesn't typically encompass the root beer type of brewed beverage
>Natty ice
>>673471346
>natty light
This shit was cheaper than water at the bars in Germany. Tasted like ass but look at that happy guy on the label
>>673471346
>>673471538
>pisswater
>beer
pick one
>>673471633
It's the worst pissbeer I ever did dranked
>>673471633
>what is a college party
Heineken and corona are terrible IMO. I bought a 6 pack of not your father's during all the hype about it and was extremely disappointed, didn't even finish one. The worst beer I've ever drank is Guinness. Absolutely disgusting. I can enjoy american macro brewed beers, they aren't bad but they are nothing special. I also agree with the guy who said that Sam Adams just tastes too hoppy. PBR has a great aftertaste and is one of the best lower tier middle of the road beers by far. And yes, Stella is a joke it is bland at best. My favorite beer of all time? Long Trail Ale Double Bag.
>>673448474
AusFag here
VB (Victorian Bitter) is fucking foul.
It stinks like piss, and is literally the beer of choice for drunken football fans
Red Dog. Shit got me drunk af tho
>>673463815
This. I can crush well over a six pack a night (I probably will need help later on down the line), and I made the mistake of drinking a sixer of this. My god the next day was so gay.
Also naty ice and naty light aren't even that bad... I'd rather drink that than some ridiculously thick and heavy IPA with a terrible flavor. My go to for beer once again is Long Trail Ale double bag, but if I just want to get drunk and enjoy something delicious I drink twisted tea (they have a new flavor called bourbon barrel and it tastes utterly amazing) because I can pound the shit out of them. Or I drink any form of scotch/whiskey straight.
>>673472707
I would rather drink Natty Ice than bud light or Miller lite. At least natty gets you drunk fairly quick.
>>673471938
4x tinnies are pretty much the same too
>Sam Adams Cold Snap.
We went through a 24 of warm out-of-date budlight before we could stand to finish a 6er of this shit
>>673471938
VB tastes like satans anus juice.
I don't like it
>>673459824
you gotta admit, hipsters come up with some pretty funny names for beer
>>673448474
Lucky Lager.
I came to the conclusion that it got its name because you're lucky if you can finish one. I think I paid $4.99 for a 12 pack and threw away 11.5 cans.
I can't even get a good buzz drinking light beers like that. I was turned into an alcoholic when I was going through heroin withdrawals drinking 8% natty daddy like it was water haha.
>>673448474
Ive tried that before. The FIRST beer is ok, even enjoyable.
The second through the sixth are progressively worse starting with the second just being a horrible combination of sugar and alcohol that turns the stomach. The by sixth you start to question what you are doing with your life and why you torture yourself.
>>673463815
Same here, I do not get hangovers and with that stuff Ill have a hangover before I finish drinking.
>>673472403
next day is even worse.
>>673471346
Somebody through a whole frozen case of that shit at my mailbox one time.
>>673459824
Are they trying to say that beer gives you the shits?
>>673473060
>warm out of date bud light
>implying bud light is ever in date
lol but no yeah that beer isnt very good.
To everyone pissing on Not Your Father's, if you're into the idea of alcoholic root beer, try this.
>>673448474
beer
>>673456059
lmaoo used to drink those when i was a kid, worst beer ever, but shit it was only a dollar
>>673464470
>root pepsi
Arnold palmer so drunk on the course he's golfing with one arm mother fuckers
>>673460180
Traffic signs tell people to do things, they don't do those things themselves.
I believe alcoholic root beers, ciders, ginger beers, and things of the like still fall into the area that zima and smirnoff ice does. Flavored malt beverages. They are there if you want to have alcoholic juice/soda and you dont want to make it yourself.
This arguement is closed PBR worst beer hands down still. And I love russling the jimmies of hipsters and college students who think its amazing.
And for Aussies we all know you sell the Americans Fosters because its too shit for you guys to drink, but Americans will buy a can at our psuedo australian resturants because it foreign. I lived in Aus I know your secrets... used to drink Carlton coldies when I was there, they're alrigh'.
I let my friend pick up beer for me with my money and he brought this shit back. After a week of only drinking it, it was bearable but only 2 at a time. Its fucking terrible.
>>673474762
I love arnold palmer. Where can I get this? I'd love to try it
>>673448474
any pale ale
>>673456346
passable
>>673448474
You can go straight to hell.
I can't remember what it was called, but it- oh yeah, it was called beer.
Beer sucks.
>>673454553
How dare you. That is the cheaper and taste equivalent of Shocktop. Fucking god-tier beer right there.
>>673477713
>Implying Shocktop is anything more than entry level shit.
>>673453566
Fuck that shit. My buddy and I drank a case of that one night when we were on the cheap. Worst headache I've ever had. Shit beer. I'd rather drink Genese Bock than that shit.
Basically all beer is fucking disgusting and anybody who disagrees is a worthless alcoholic cuck.
>>673463211
Angry orchard is the shit. I hate when people give me shit for it. I'm sorry my drink doesn't taste like ass, I'll grab a different one.
>>673476253
Real cider is good, as in the British stuff.
>>673471079
Just Genny anything really... all of it, just shit beer.
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>>673448474
tastes like shit
>>673479187
I love that stuff.
>>673478687
this
Piss ass Tecate
>>673448474
So much promise, but honestly just tasted like I was drinking sweetened wood.
>worst beer
Beer is shit tier in general. Beer tastes like a cats urethra and doesn't get you drunk.
>ITT: retards who think beer is worth buying
>>673480195
> hurr durr muh wine and cognac
> beer is for plebs
> all beer is bud lite tier
>>673480493
>wine and cognac
Also shit
>>673480619
Then what the fuck do you think is good if you aren't an elitist faggot or a 800-swilling nigger?
>>673480847
Scotch, Whiskey, Vodka, Rum. They mix well and actually get you drunk. Beer does neither.
>>673478687
Kill yourself you fucking faggot i hope drink yourself to sleep with mikes hard lemonade or smirnoff because you're too pussy to drink a solid beer
Yes i'm mad, faggot
>>673481129
> mix
> being this much of a teen faggot
> this much autism
>>673481690
>drinking outside of party situations
What's it like being an alcoholic that hates themselves so much they have to drink beer?
>>673459515
>>673459668
I'll agree the 211 Purple Drank is ungodly awful, but it's the only SR I won't drink. I like the stuff, tbh, and I've tried just about everything my local Specs can get ahold of for me.
Honestly, the Margarita SR is my go-to when I just want to hang out.
>>673481923
> Mixed drinks at parties
Let me know when you grow up and start drinking because the beverages taste good instead of getting turnt on disgusting cheap liquor masked with hangover-inducing sugar water
>>673448474
probably boddingtons
>>673481964
That shit will turn your tongue purple for 48 straight hours
schlitz...fucking awful
This is technically malt liquor, but Shlitz tastes worse than anything else I've tried.
>>673448474
Got this in sweden , told the guy I was irish so he highly recommended this shite.
It's coffee , dark chocolate and licorice.
I don't trust the swedes.
>>673484111
> stout
> 4.3%
painfully overrated
>>673448474
what's there not to like? It's root beer with alcohol?
>>673484855
and 300ml cost 112kr (€13)
>>673484896
That doesn't mean anything if it tastes bad
>>673448474
Any fuckibg European beer.
>>673454553
That Blue Moon is entirely drinkable. Nothing remarkable about it. No strong facet of its flavor that stands out at all really, but perfectly palatable.
Chill tf out, man. You're damn lucky if Blue Moon is the worst you've ever drunk.
>>673483613
>malt liquor
>5.9%
Wait, how?
tastes like dish soap
Half and half with Guinness is actually worth drinking
>>673449734
Mosaic hops are a unique flavored hop not everyone's cup of tea so to speak great brewery though.
>>673483613
You and I sir, are enemies
>>673448474
Krampus beer
>>673481129
>Scotch
>Mix
You little fuck...
>>673461838
Because I ventured to try more than one IPA hops do not equal bitter depends on the hops some hops have hardly any alpha acid and do not impart bitterness just aroma and flavor.
Source: I am a brewer fag
>>673448474
all of it
/thread
>>673449419
South Carolina
>>673456446
>thinking that all Americans drink that
>>673487273
16 y/o detected
>>673459664
>Get off your ego-centric high horse.
Coming from Europeans that doesn't mean much
>>673487385
I said end thread
>>673456887
I fucking love this beer do you not like imperial stouts?
>>673448474
i second this motion
>>673459964
FUCK YOU
>>673459664
Tell that to the euro chucks that pay hundreds of dollars or trade away mounds of Cantillon for our barrel aged stouts and other world class beers. I thought euro fags where supposed to be worldly and not narrow minded like us amerifags?
>>673471346
Have you ever smelled the scent of a cold freezer thawing? That's what Natural Ice tastes like.
>>673461437
Fuckin 518 M8!!!
>>673448474
I fell for the pumpkin spice meme
>>673488347
>>673448474
This is meh, but not the worst
Sam adams cherry wheat. Litterally me and and 9 others couldnt finish one bottle between us. We've chugged cherry cough syrup ,couldnt do that.
Also if you want a good root beer beer, try coneys
>>673456346
Perfect daytime driving beer
>>673456446
BudW is actually the middle gorund for alcoholics.
Highlifers call you a snob.
Andy gators call you poor.
BudW tastes exactly like......beer. And it is decently strong per cost.
>>673487085
The problem is actually that most dumb fucks think they can just take a fucking pilsner hop schedule and scale it to 100 IBUs and call that a good IPA.
Late/dry hopping master race.
>>673449198
then you've never had Corona... good for you man!
>>673487527
Guys guys, he said end thread!
this entire thread is just American piss-babies. Your beer may as well be sex in a canoe its that fucking close to water. Get the fuck out of here and drink some real fucking shit.
>>673460000
Replying for quads, but PBR is like 6-7usd for a 6er of tallboys here in louisiana.
>>673489276
Dude, that stuff is just abo piss that's been passed through a particulate filter...
>>673489463
and yet it still tastes better than anything the yanks have.
>>673488897
Dry hopping ftw! Although last brew I dry hopped turned out bitter as fuck - think I might've over done it...
>>673489576
Nah I'd take a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale over that shit any day of the week -
Source: Strayan...
>>673448474
Holy shit my friend fucking loves that crap and I tried a sip. It was absolutely disgusting it had a nasty medicinal taste with a cheap malt alcohol taste. Worst alcoholic drink I had ever.
>>673489576
>Being this mad and butthurt at Muricans
>Being this ignant and stupid
