show off your girlfriend mines a 9
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show off your girlfriend
mines a 9
>>673429407
She's no 9
>>673429407
> a 9
Without make up she's probably a solid 6 then.
Looks more like a 7 to me.
>>673429407
The rating system is fucking flawed... IMO, you can't rate no bitch with fucking make up (she's not that pretty), heels (she's not that tall), bra (her tits are'nt that good) and so on.
Also, I'd push my dick against the back of her throat.
>>673429407
would totally smash but a 9? come on man.
OMG SHE'S 9?????
MOOODS MODS MODS
a 6.5 at best. looks pretty average to me.
>>673430711
>mines a 9
What is OP an Italian stereotype?
>>673429407
>9
>jew nose
>man chin
I mean, I'd still fuck her, but she's no 9.
>>673429407
last name Robinson?
i made this thread so you losers could share yours
not about how she isnt a 9 fuck
>>673429407
>>673431593
Post more pics faggot so we can judge you more.
>>673431593
You probably shouldn't have rated her yourself then, dummy.
rate mine
>>673431823
OP here. I'm just such a fucking faggot I couldn't help myself
>>673431823
Dumby*
>>673432035
Fair enough.
>>673432029
definitely a 5
>>673429407
To you maybe. She's about a 6 to this guy.
>>673432029
hnnng
Mines kinda short, skinny and alternative.
>>673432029
insta? snapchat?
My gf
>>673432587
>>673432029
I KNEW THAT FUCKING SLUT WAS CHEATING ON ME!
>>673432789
:)
>>673432029
really handsome
>>673430711
If ops girlfriend is 9 then im 9. deal?
>>673429407
>9
Lol. I mean she's hot, but a 9?
How would you rate pic-related?
BTW, she's gonna get fat as fuck after she has kids... I can tell
>>673432637
She looks retarded
Rate mine.
How?
Rate mine
My girl. 8/10
>>673432637
Dumb as bricks, but highly fuckable
>>673433614
She looks like a down to earth gal. 7.5
Wife material
>>673429407
6 at best.
My wife
>>673429407
Where does OP live? In LA. your bitch would be a 5 on her best day.
Also... you fags realize that the 1-10 rating scale is a bell curve right?
>>673434836
how much did you have to pay?
>>673434952
Ahem...
>>673435417
Nice find
But i really don't give a shit
>>673435417
>>673432083
>>673432312
My fucking sides.
>>673432919
Doesn't look like he's even gone through puberty yet
>>673435555
quads for op's quad chins
Mine for 3 years
>>673435555
>My girlfriend is a nine until you look at her from any other angle
Waste of quads
>>673436384
i feel bad for you
She hot ain't she?
>>673435555
Wait a minute... that's the same fucking girl?
>>673435555
OP is fucking JJ Abrams.
>>673433131
THAT'S a 9, maybe even a 10 to some people. My 10 is Imogen Poots
>>673435555
I take it back. She's a 4. But a solid 9 for you Cody... I totally get it
>>673435586
Can I order a dozen Pizzas to your house?
>>673436384
Certainly nothing special, but she looks chill. I wouldn't be disappointed on a blind date
>>673436834
Thanks anon, she's a fucking slut in bed
>>673436712
You're getting baited into a personal army request dipshit, you all are. Here's how it works:
>Flaunt girlfriend
>Wait for anger
>Pretend to have "backtraced" them as different anon
>Wait for anons to dun goof them
>>673435555
THIS is why you never trust a pic on a dating/hook-up site that isn't a full-frontal pic with minimal makeup... Jesus Christ
>>673436803
do it faggot
>>673437059
most likely this
>>673436980
I wouldn't go near this one. I know her kind...I think we all do
>>673429407
Show off my girlfriend? You mean a blank post?
>>673436980
maybe very pretty, maybe not
this photo is not enough/ too set up to be able to actually judge accordingly.
>>673429407
>show off your girlfriend
>>673429407
My girlfriend
>>673437614
I knew that cunt was cheating on me
>>673437059
Shut up Cody. This aint my first rodeo
>>673437666
same girl?
>>673432587
>short, skinny and alternative.
ugly, crazy, and overcompensating
unless she routinely bruises the back of her throat with your cock, there's no reason to be dating that
>>673437666
checked
she 5/10
op -1/10
well that has to be compensated with getting cucked a lot
but well done op
>>673434121
I'd rate her 3/5
>>673429407
Bitch that's a 6
>>673438307
Awesome, have fun with the ban and the criminal harassment charges
My gf <3
>>673434836
MY WIEF
>>673432587
4/10 that's even including the pink hair +2 stat boost
>>673438425
??? What happened there?
>>673435417
>>673435555
>>673435712
>>673435932
>>673436675
>>673437666
>>673438307
Well guys, unsurprisingly, and exactly like I said, OP was baiting you into a personal army request. Congrats retards.
>>673437515
>>673429407
>9
lmao are u on drugs op? your bitch aint no 9 and shes not an 8 either tbh unless she got the body.
>>673436980
Did you tattoo her yourself?/10
>>673438686
OP was trying to bait everyone into personal army shit by pretending to be multiple different anons/posting personal info, so I reported him and he got shut the fuck down
>>673432902
rubbing other people's dicks?
>>673438442
cute. post pussy
6.5 but she makes me laugh
>>673438691
How exactly was that a personal army? I mean, apparently it was, but I don't get it
>>673438946
finally an honest rating anon.
>>673438850
Friendly reminder too guys, just cause you don't see people getting charged and arrested for harassment, doesn't mean it's not happening.
Think REALLY carefully before you try to personal army on honeypotchan
>>673438946
Does she also fist your asshole and enjoy pegging you?
>>673438741
wp
but dont use the potato as a camera again please
>>673438946
Dude that's a 9
GF of 2 years. Apple of my eye
>>673439129
Oh... faggots are too lazy for that shit these days anyway. Also, you pretty much have to be a dickhead in order to warrant pizzas and a complimentary SWAT team
>>673439281
Unrateable without chest in pic
>>673439281
How old?
>>673439205
with makeup and that photo filter, sure
>>673429407
That's a nein. 7/10 at best.
>>673439427
Maybe not as big of a dickhead as you would think. As a cop, you just ask for the server records, backtrace the IP and go to their house to tell them they dun goofed. When they open the door, you get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.
Open and shut.
How bout my ex gf. Any redhead fans here?
>>673439690
Mfw you're actually probably right, I got beer goggles on rn anyway
>>673439717
>>673437676
Any without the robe??
>>673440055
Better than OP's, dubs
>>673431593
Shes not a 9 bro...
>RIP in peace OP
>>673440021
anon no cop is going to put the effort into a warrant request for this
>>673432587
>alternative
oh so you mean retarded
3/10
>>673432637
skinny bitch/10
>>673435402
My girlfriend
Personal rating 8/10
>>673440243
Agreed. She never sent nudes but I have a couple of SFW sexy pics like related.
She had such a smokin bod.
what does /b think?
>>673434214
Thats what a down to earth girl looks like to you?
>4/10 for all that atrocious jewery
>>673436384
3.7/10
>>673438741
Do you live in Arizona swear I saw her on periscope
>>673429407
She's a 7 at best. Unless you live in some 3rd world shit-hole like Manchester or Detroit, in which case she moves up to a 7.5.
>>673440092
no shame, that is exactly how i ended up with her in the first place
>>673440274
>mfw no one understands how laws work
meh... mu gf is ok
>>673436384
>flat uncaring affect
>5/10
>>673437676
>chipmunk/10
R8?
>>673440055
>>673440564
Continuing to dump.
>>673439557
20.
>>673439460
I don't have many photos of her where you can see her chest properly, but it's fairly flat, B cups. They look decent on her though as she's quite small, 5'1 and about 100lbs ish.
>>673440858
i think she's quite pretty, anon
Here's M'lady
>>673429407
She's a 5
>>673441101
I would rate at about an 8, what about you anons
32H. Perfectly round. R8 for tits
>>673440580
>no/10
>>673440852
Follow up, to get an arrest warrant you literally just pull up a doc and fill in the tiny deets. It takes less than 5 minutes and it's easy money for the system. It doesn't have to be hand-delivered to a judge on the pony express, they just draw it up, email it, judge signs it and sends it back.
>>673440729
Nope mi
>>673431593
5 fingers/10 cause you know as well as I thats shes really just your right hand.
>>673440550
Looks like a butterface, which is ironic, cause all you posted was a face, fucking calm down with your rating though, you think she's anywhere near this?>>673438946
>>673441101
There's no fucking way that's your GF
>>673432587
2/10... fat as fuck
>>673441272
Nigger faggot
ratings?
>>673440274
>>673440852
I cant tell which one of you got trolled
>>673432637
7/10 on her best day
>>673441375
theres no fucking way anyone on here has a girlfriend
>>673440680
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
>>673441425
Then you're the one who got trolled
>>673441425
i think i trolled myself considering how low effort it was
>>673441408
>3/10 stupid hair
>4/10 hangs out with stupid hair
>1/10 broke ass nose
>>673432587
Kill her before she breeds
>>673429407
is this the thread we find our hottest facebook friends and then post their pictures?
>>673440998
Erection/10 reminds me of someone ik, you can fucking guess
>>673441272
Well this is it....the day I became a nigger
>atleast I can cuck the rest of /b/ now
>and my shitposting level just went up to 99
ima go start some black men are superior to white men thred now
>>673439155
>>673441101
@laceduplauren ?
>>673441816
>implying it has a uterus
>>673441621
>xfiles theme
>>673441159
And another
>>673441408
Paul McCartney was a 10/10 musician in his prime.
>>673441634
I cant even tell what she looks like
>>673438946
I'd give her an 8.5 or 9, anon. Your girl's gorgeous.
>>673432637
I'd she fucking retarded or something?
>>673441101
Perfect 8
>>673441857
where do you think she is from and ill tell you if you know her
>>673441981
taylor lautner/10
>>673441217
8/10.
dig the eyes
>>673441073
any nudes? I'm excited to see her nipples
>>673441981
this is the only legit 8+ possibly 9 in the thread
>9
kek
>>673436384
Poor you...
>>673441089
Alright, 7, and I'm being generous, cause I genuinely think she's pretty cute
>>673441906
KEK'D
>>673441900
>didnt take the b8
gg anon
rate her?
>>673436980
Godsmack tatoo? Also, she looks like my bipolar ex...
>>673438303
Started laughing like a retard out loud/10
>>673438946
She's got a horse face like Sarah Jessica Parker - 6.5 is probably spot on
>>673442451
lobotomy/10
nice job photoshopping the drool from the corner of her mouth though, anon. you got a career in retouching.
I posted her before, but people think I'm dating a trap. I can assure you I'm not.
>>673436980
Pretty sure I saw this picture before/10
>>673442466
Sounds like her and yea it is kek
>>673442451
Bitchy looking but fuckable
>>673439281
Well at least one person will have her...she's lucky she found someone to take her!
>>673442604
she gets that comparison a lot, actually
>>673429407
Negative 9 dipshit
>>673442678
First time I ever posted it here
Rate mine! Just finished Navy Seals training and will soon see her again after a holiday with the guys...
>>673442645
lol 6 at best sry bro
>>673433614
Ohio fags unite
>>673442130
Someone I knew when I was growing up, like i can't make this any more obvious.
No I don't have pics, wish I did, don't ask
>>673442815
If it makes you feel better, OP got banned 5 minutes into the thread
>>673442859
ducking 5/10 kek
>>673442859
nice army uniform faggot.
>>673442859
Army seal?l
>>673442859
>>673442948
what country? city?
>>673443084
Wait, what are you trying to say?
>>673435235
More like this
>>673429407
>nose
-1
>makeup
-1
>degeneracy tattoo
-1
>has sex with op
-1 because obviously a trap
you're gf is a 6 my friend
>>673442040
>>673442859
Makeup/10 like literally, her face may aswell have the same properties as the ton of foundation she's wearing, I really can't tell, next to you she looks like some kind of orange person
>>673429407
I think you confused your numbers again. That's a 5.
>>673443129
No dox m9
>>673432919
uh huh
>>673432902
Dem handjobs tough...
>>673441981
santa monica bitches
>>673433614 Fake/10
>>673443463
Nose
>>673443469
Winrar
>>673443058
>>673443070
>>673443084
>>673443243
Fucking newfags...
>>673442859
lol she's waiting for you get back
my wife
>>673443704
I hope so! I really love her and she is the best girl I ever met!
>>673442859
Nice hillbilly yokel. I bet she fucked half your friends while you were gone raping a killing babies.
>>673429407
>girlfriend
>is faggot
lol what?
I don't have one...
>>673443698
edgy m9 xDD
>>673443463
6.586732. There's a +1 bonus for teats
>>673443539
She lived in Cali for a little bit but now she lives with me in Austin.
>>673443806
She would never do that. She is a true Christian girl and faithful to me!
>>673442859
wrong uniform idiot
>>673443799
What the fucks wrong with her head?
>>673434121
2/10
>>673432312
Those are some lopsided tits, anon.
9/10 would not.
>>673443934
Exactly my point.
>>673434121
Nigger/10
>>673444054
Stop feeding it.
>>673438946
>That jaw
it's a dude/10
>>673439205
Absolutely she is, great body, and face is pretty hot too
>>673442859
Trollface/10
>>673440981
fucking kek
>>673432029
Last name roberts?
>the good old days
>>673443222
>>673429407
"mines a 9"
>mine is 9
>>673443941
lol whats wrong with it
>>673444168
Feed what? She is healthy. She is not anorexic. Kelly tried to pin that on her but I am not listening to that bitch...
>>673429407
>mines a 9
Yeah out of a hundred
>>673429407
Not bad op here's mine
>>673443799
She looks kind of inbred. Did her mother get raped by grandpa?
>>673444299
>>673444171
you got me, anon
>>673441073
>>673440564
>>673440055
No nudes, so you'll just have to trust me when I say that her nipples were pink and tiny and perfect.
My lovely lady for your brutally honest comments.
>>673443875
when browsing these threads to trespass on foreign happiness
Mine
>>673445140
how about a more relaxed face, anon? looks promising
>>673445098
any more like this?
>>673445098
The fact that you're here right now means she was right not to trust you with them
Also 5/10 - if as described, lack of areola is -1 deduc. Also noface is -1 deduc.
>>673429407
7.8 her nose is a little off, but her glasses are nice.
>>673432587
7.5 she looks boring and her skin looks rough
>>673436384
7.9 she seems natural and likely a freak in the bed.
>>673437325
4 no
>>673439281
8.4 she is cute, but her cheeks... too big
>>673441596
6.7 those wrinkles
>>673442451
6.9 that filter fucks it all up
>>673445450
Yeah a couple
>>673445567
>looks boring and her skin looks rough
top kek, anon
>>673445224
Nice sexts... But that was last year dude, fucking get over yourself
>>673445663
i would greatly appreciate it if you were to dump
>>673445533
I posted two pics of her face, if you look at the posts I linked. Heres more
>>673436384
Dear god! Tell that bitch to take out the trash!
>>673445567
7.5? Where do you live? Iran, + duz you haz autism
>>673446091
Forgot pic
>>673440580
stripper/10
>>673445567
I want to rate some more, I'm only rating girls that have a good picture of them. BRING IT
Kik flynnnnng for pics of mine
>>673429407
Jew nose. would not bang.
>>673436384
Krista?
>>673445567
Good god, man...
>>673436980
sweet fucking godsmack tattoo ya loser
>>673446183
keep it up dude
>>673446019
Alright then 7, happy now?
>>673445011
>>673446378
I was a little harsh, but 9 should be insanely hot. and 8 should be great too. 7 isn't bad. It's pretty good actually, just not great.
Fairy bride
Mine
>>673445982
>>673446183
Continuing dump of all random pics I have. In case anyone cares, her name is Kitty. She's polish/ukrainian american. 5'7.
>>673446628
high maintenance as fuck
>>673446628
looks like she needs four dudes in her at once in order to orgasm
>>673446183
7.3 She has a long face. and that lighting sucks
>>673446495
7.8 She is cute, but her body looks so box-like in this picture
>>673446553
7.7 She is nice looking, but nothing fantastic. Okay legs, okay face, but overall nice.
>>673446556
You're of the opinion THIS>>673432587
is 1.5 away from insanely hot, what are you, high?
What do you think b
>>673447001
dude look at what he's dating. anon is obviously on fucking crack
>>673429407
>show off your girlfriend
>mines a 9
Posts a bush pig
>>673447001
I stick with what I wrote.
>>673447293
How i wonder what you are
me and my girl.
>>673447611
Do you both have herpes, dubs, pls explain the upper lip goings on
>>673447406
Mhmm. Waiting for her to get off work to pound that ass
>>673447490
I'm still sticking with what I wrote.>>673432587
has better facial features thats for sure. Dimples and freckles. That other girl is just a fatty.
>>673446723
And for the observant, that tan line means she played water polo. Heres more.
>>673447900
:-D
Chocolate leftovers... that looks like herpes. hence the photo ;)
>>673432637
bitch/10
>>673448184
Oh right, my bad dude.
Well she's a solid 7... But you... You're fucking divine, and I'm not even gay :0
>>673446995
Find it odd how
>>673446495
Is rated higher than
>>673446553
who arguably has the nicer body and all that. Though I have to say the other is remarkably cute
>>673448528
lol. i'd give her more than a 7 tbh. 8.5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXXiRgLkJ0k
Rate my gf shes the one in the middle. Shes Thai.
