Waifu claiming thread: Pan-Paka-Paaaan~ edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>Most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed. The bustiest of them all.
Remember: Kanmusu are girls too.
Hail Reich.
And claimed
Ultimate Writer claimed
Obligatory claim.
Nobue
im going to do zombies bye
>>673421019
Heil indeed
>Suffer and pain
>>673420293
U can always try to get another waifu
>>673421140
Night
That wasn't that bad
Best waifu claimed~
Heil everyone!
Sup
>Rubyanon
>>673420846
Don't make jokes about snek guy plz
At least not in the fucking waifu thread
>>673420685
And yes, you can tell the difference
Claiming Haku as always.
Friendly reminder
Going to let 4chan pick my waifu
1-3 = maka 3-6 = marie rose 6- 10 = junko enoshima
>>673421539
Junko it is
>>673421170
Oh, alright. That's different if that's the case.
>>673421451
I need to keep my laifu intact, if I die so does my waifu/husbando. I can't be selfish.
madomado
>>673421451
Pfft, I got a 2-in-1 deal.
>>673421293
Heyo Shiroanon.
Doing good?
>>673421297
>Thread reached image limit as I tried to post.
Hey Rubyanon.
How are you?
>>673421451
Wow , there is more ppl for Poland than i thought
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
>>673420841
>I was quoting you
I won't die as long as you guys are here
>unless my chair ruptures my anus
>>673420856
Don't cry! I only want to admire you
>>673421170
Eh, fair enough.
We all need a guy to bully in a group, kinda why we keep the autist in our group.
>>673421236
You're right, at least he wasn't an asshole.
I'm worries about the people who claim Stocking.
>I guess she just attracts asshats
>>673421576
Oh god, the DESPAIR
>>673421174
Soon, the chant will resonate across the world. Roaring from the rooftops of burning western cities.
>>673421672
You are a lucky one
>>673421419
awoo~
>>673421621
She's a character for sure
>>673421721
I'm good! Just at a friends place with shitty Internet. You?
>>673421769
I used to be that guy funny enough. I've finally progressed up the ranks
>>673421919
It ain't easy, but so worth it.
>>673421721
Hey Ruri-kun. Hope your day has been well.
>>673421769
>I was quoting you
Oohh, I feel like an idiot now.
>I won't die as long as you guys are here
Thanks Stocking-kun, don't want you going anywhere. That would be awful.
>unless my chair ruptures my anus
>I'd never let that happen to you
>>673422128
Sounds like it, wish more women were like her.
>>673422238
But what you gonna do if your second waifu get mad?
Tenryuu claimed
Im out
Gute Nacht anons
>>673421847
Retaliation! Hail Führer! Hail Reich! Today Germany, tomorrow the world!
>>673422313
Thank You!
Same goes to you, always keep your eye on your chair.
As much as I'd like a good video I don't want you dying
>>673422451
Touko & Genocider Syo (or Genocide Jack, whichever you prefer) don't share memories, but they share feelings.
>>673421672
Well, if it isn't my old friend, genocide Jill
>>673422603
Gute nacht, flugzeugträger
>>673422583
Did I spell ^ that right?
>>673422603
Good night.
>>673423001
Junko! How are the fuck you doing!?
>>673422769
D-don't mention it, Stocking-kun. If it means you being safe from an ass penetrating chair I'd do it without question.
>As much as I'd like a good video I don't want you dying
As long as you're getting good entertainment I don't mind, not like I'll die or anything...
>>673423001
>>673423322
She played us like a damn fiddle!
>>673422128
I'm fine too, thanks.
>I spent every last penny I had on pic related
>>673422313
Heyo hand-kun.
Everything's good, thank you for asking.
Feeling any better yet?
>Also, SHE may come around as it's finally weekend!
>>673421769
But you're not an asshat
You're the coolest!
>>673422811
Thats great, so if you [spoiler]fug[/spoiler] your waifu its a trio?
>>673423322
What's with the damn hostility
>>673423351
You guys have been going on nonstop about anal penetration for the past 3 days and I'm starting to get worried
>>673421721
Hey Ruri!
Doing pretty good, besides that I'm tired.
So tired in fact, that I will now take a shower and go straight to bed. Sleep well, once it's time for you!
>>673421387
You sleep well as well, Vinyl-fag. I'll think of some more ways to insult you next time.
Good night everyone!
>>673423511
Finally got the figurine? Nice, she looks great as always. Glad you're doing well, that makes me happy.
Not really, throat is on fire and I'm low on energy constantly. Thanks for asking though, bud.
I hope she comes, that would be great.
>>673423671
A nearly broken chair is risky business, Atago.
>>673423671
>Implying we don't want anal penetration fron Hand-Kun
>>673423671
Is that weird?
That's all my uncle and i would talk about when i was younger
>>673423581
Hostile?! I'm just tryin' to catch up with ya! Sheesh, I thought you knew me better than that!
>>673423543
Naw, because they can't be out at the same time, unfortunately.
Im sorry Miia
This one just seems more appropraite
>>673423511
Nice grab! Definitely worth it
Alright guys I'm gonna call it a night here. It's been real guys. I'll talk to y'all tomorrow! Take care
>>673423351
>we must save the would from ass raping chairs
>this is our mission
>we are Stocking and Hand-kun
>>673423511
Thanks Ruri!
I'll never let the asshats take her!
>>673423671
Are you sat in a chair?
Then you're at risk of anal rupturing at any second
>watch your asshole, it's in danger
>>673424268
Goodnight!
Sleep well!
>>673423904
You wouldn't. He might lose his wedding right up there
>>673423898
Stay safe. Wouldn't want you to end up in the hospital
>>673424017
My uncle used to take me down to the basement to play Wii, only there was no Wii.
>>673424268
Good night, Ruby
Ah, my love, you're missing again.
Tribute <3
>>673424422
>you're at risk of anal rupturing at any second
That sounds brutal. Good thing I'm sitting on my comfy bed
Guten Tag!
Sorry I didn't reply like one or two threads ago I got busy. Unfortunately I'm going to a soccer game so I have no clue how active I'll be. Worst part is I hate soccer and I don't know why I go to these
Sieg Heil,
>Roseanon
>>673424268
Goodnight red. Stay beautiful
>>673424441
Oh that's cool i love when families spend quality time together. I use to make movies with my uncle.
>>673424638
>Guten Tag
>Sieg Heil
>Soccer
One isn't like the others.
Nimfs?
>>673424638
I would give Prinz all the hugs in the world
>>673424268
Oh that's a shame I missed talking to you today, goodnight Ruby!
>>673424779
>*Fußball sorry
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>673423543
However, for a lack of threesome, Touko & Jill do provide a kinky switch dynamic. So it all works out!
Do German snakes go ßßßßßß?
>>673424877
Oh it's about time I saw one of you guys in here
>>673424859
I'll accept any hugs!
>>673424967
Ja
>>673424624
You're safe then.
Just be careful, the chairs are plotting against us
>>673424669
You and your Uncle used to make movies? Awesome! Me and my uncle did similar things, like plays. We even performed in front of a live audience once!
>>673424905
That's true, a switch threesome sound good
>>673425058
>>673425188
That's awesome! We reenacted Jesus' birth, Adam and eve, 1 guy 1 jar, and Noah's arc. I think it was because he was a priest.
Yall niggas are jealous. I can feel it.
>>673423904
Lewd...
>>673424017
My uncle would just take me down to the basement where all the laundry was done. Our uncles all seemed like fun people.
>>673424422
I'm sure we'll get it done quick considering that I'm working with you.
>>673424441
Yeah, wouldn't want that either. Thanks Atago, you to.
>>673424268
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>673425352
Cool! My uncle wasn't a priest, but he was religious. I think he was "Muslim"
>>673425398
Jealous? I beg to differ.
>>673425331
Ooh a new hug! Thanks Atago!
>>673425352
>I wish I had these experiences
>>673425617
A "Muslim"!?
>>673425519
Bet you had to do wash the cloths you were wearing too.
>>673425617
Mus..lim..Never heard of it probably just some pagan shit. My uncle had no patients for heavens. Heavens got the belt.
>>673426165
*Heathens
>>673425519
What makes you think I'm so efficient?
We can easily do this, it's for the good of everyone.
The chairs won't own our assholes!
>>673426165
Maybe...
>>673423066
Well, in the german language all nouns are beginning with a big capital letter, so the correct sentence would be "Gute Nacht, Flugzeugträger.". But all in all it's correct.
>German lessons with Tenryuu
clmd
>>673426537
you're already better than my German teacher we had to figure that out ourselves
>>673426165
Yeah, my uncle died in a terrorist attack when I was still young. What kind of child-fucking monster would do something like that?
>>673426056
I always have the time to give you a hug
>>673426482
Perfect time for wrestling my uncle would always say.
>>673426537
I've actually been referring to German I learn from you as that
>>673426466
You seem to know a thing or two about chairs and their ways. You're a valuable member in this duo.
It's mainly for the good for everyone's asshole.
>>673426927
>passive hands
That picture always gets me.
What song you wanna share with your waifu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnNvsw3vfNg
>>673426918
That's messed up. Worst thing that ever happened to my uncle was that he lost his job because of his "sexual beliefs". Can you believe how ignorant people are just because he is devoted to not have sex with women doesn't mean you fire him.
>>673427395
>>673427493
Nothing I haven't already posted at least twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAoq0e0GQrE
>>673427493
I'd share this with my waifu, I'd hope she enjoys it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdlXv_gdGqs
>>673427859
Yeah, those people are sick in the head. They should be thrown in jail or executed
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>673426773
The best way to learn a language is to learn it from native speakers. At least that's how i learned english.
>>673427258
Just learn from the conversations between me and Shiro or that pony guy....just ask if you have problems tho.
>>673427859
Love how simplistic they are, gotta love mspaint art.
>>673427493
I've posted this enough times but this is the song I share with my waifu:
http://youtu.be/9EIB_qRbaoE
>>673427395
I know about chairs and you know how to use your hands.
We're the perfect combo.
>>673427493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXThKoL9pyo
>>673428341
>reminder
pedophilia will be legal in 60 to 80 years
>>673428053
I enjoy it, i think your waifu would enjoy it to!
>>673428718
>pedophilia will be legal in 60 to 80 years
I don't get it.
>Thread has been talking about anal and 'Uncle Bad Touch'
I should really stop playing vidya during thread times.
>>673428938
You'll be getting a lot once it's legal.
>>673428970
You'll be thanking us when your anus is free of being ruptured by chairs
>Moo
>>673428906
I hope so.
>>673428970
Don't lie, you were jerking off.
>>673429152
Carlos!
>>673428970
Yeah, me and Yuuko are protected by so many layers of irony we're untouchable
>>673428563
It is the perfect combo, our strategy is without flaw.
>Yuuko does say I have magic hands.
>>673428970
That's what happens when you're deprived of milk for extended periods of time.
Think my stalker is gone?
Can i come out?
>>673429246
Your hands can transcend time and space. It's why cavemen painted on walls.
>sweat bucket fills
>>673429236
Bun Bun!
>>673429168
>>673429152
If anyone or anything tries to penetrate my ass I'll drown them in a tank of boiling grease
>>673429246
Oh yeah?
I'd like to see them in action!
>not in a lewd way
>maybe a little
>>673429361
I'll always be here Marie Rose!
>I'm a nice guy really
>>673429632
That's my fetish
>>673429168
I worry about that constantly.
>>673429236
Maybe.
>>673429241
Irony and shitposting are the best defense.
>>673429246
I'm gonna use this as an excuse to go drink milk.
>>673429632
One day.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys
>>673429695
>this is the only pic I have of hermaking a rude gesture (sticking he tongue out)
>>673429829
/b/ is whats wrong with us
>>673429829
Thread is almost dead, we don't have the time to explain.
>>673429829
We are just having fun
>>673429829
We're fun, stay a while.
Why are you obsessed with chair rupturing anuses?
Why are you talking about uncle toms?
>>673429829
SPIT ON MY TINY ASSHOLE ANON
>>673429829
It's alot easier to make a list of what's not wrong with me.
>>673430159
Isn't the connection between the two obvious?
I'm not too late right?
>>673429631
Oh, they transcend space and time alright...
>handles sweat buckets with great care
>>673429695
Considering we're a duo, I wouldn't mind showing you what they're capable of.
>>673429758
Imminent boiling oil orgy.
>>673430159
Who knows...
>>673429758
Dammit. Quick, Tenten, get die Flammenwerfer
>>673429788
>>673429921
Oh.
L-lewd.
You don't need to post lewds for me Marie Rose! I'm just admiring how adorable she is
>>673429788
Don't worry anymore.
Hand-kun is gonna take them all out for us
>if he isn't penetrated first
>>673429829
That's a long list
I'm tired as fuck. I'm hitting the bed now. See you guys tomorrow and until then: Always protect your butthole.
>>673430525
>>673420879
Claiming Dianne!
I've totally lost track of this conversation.
>>673430752
Alright, Tenryuu. Sleep warm and well. Don't let George Lucas penetrate you at midnight, he tends to do that.
>>673430752
Sleep well!
>>673430507
I'll concoct a map of where all chairs are situated in our immediate area. You practice your incredible karate skills.
>>673430752
Don't worry. Your anus is safe.
Goodnight!
Sleep well
>>673430896
>assholes
>>673430752
Goodnight ship.
Put some ham between your legs just in case
>>673430813
>i actually know what anime she's from
>>673430776
>
>>673430896
I guess there are a lot of inside jokes.
>get it?
SOCCER GAME IS STARTING KILL ME QUICKLY
>>673430752
Gute nacht, mein Kommandant
Remember, don't sleep with a gun under your pillow, sleep with a pillow under your gun
>>673431050
You see? You're a useful member of the team, I'll work my hand magic with some chairs and see what I can do.
>This is getting out of hand
>>673431283
>The puns
>End me
>>673430752
Goodnight.
>>673431079
>>673430525
>den Flammenwerfer
>>673431413
FUCK OK
>>673431283
I get it
>>673431522
THANK YOU
>>673430752
Gute nicht, meine Führer
>>673430525
Tenten left. There's no one to save you now.
>>673431478
>>673431702
I'm never fully away.
>>673431702
FEUER!
FEUER!
Kill it with Hellfire!
>>673431702
>implying theres no Germans left to protect Atago
>>673431859
>>673431953
oh fuck.
>>673431953
Yeah! Cruisers till we die!
>>673431469
>out of hand
Damn it hand-kun you're a real asshole
I hope to see results!
>you're not really
>you're great
>no homo
>maybe a little bit
>Stocking
>>673432294
Yeah! We have each other's backs
Anyway I gotta go now the games on. Tschüß!
>>673432396
>Damn it hand-kun you're a real asshole
>smug hands
I try my best.
>no homo
>maybe a little bit
>hand blush
