ITT: Explain your life in two words.
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ITT: Explain your life in two words.
fucking shit
pretty cool
Blue shell.
constant failure
OP faggot
Super relaxed
why bother.
>>673416534
alot ofshit
>>673416534
Extreme mess
Fucking awful
>>673416534
Decent fam
Need money
Great success!
Kill me
Unknown direction
Kissless Virgin
Cunt apocalypse
Butt hole
got better
Ohh shit.
Fun disaster
supreme gentleman
White.
Male.
A rule breaker
White privilege.
heil hitler
Penile problems
Guacamole Window
>>673416921
good
no friends
Edgy Warrior
>>673416534
Inconsequential weirdo
Four Chan
Hood rich
money pls
Sexless coward
>>673416534
Not terrible
Fucking loser.
Loyal warrior
>>673416534
Void (null)
>>673417113
and girlfriends?
End it
>>673416534
Getting better.
>>673417212
Hahaha sucks /b/ro
>>673417176
very cool, man
fur fag
Paranoid Schizophrenia
beta cringe
Strange times
God Dammit
kill me
Shoulder surgery
Left Alone
MLG Sw4g
>>673416534
Erectile Dysfunction
>>673416534
dont read this cuz it actually works
You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you do not post this in at least 3 threads you will die in 2 days. Now that you're reading this, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this in at least 5 threads in 143 minutes, and when you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary, it actually works.
>>673417193
You're faggot.
Why God?
>>673417321
Kill yourself
>>673416534
niggers stole
Pointless waste
Absolutely Haram.
Tremendous casserole
lonely dumbass
Thug life
>>673417380
You're faggot
End it
>>673417389
Player hater
>>673417386
viagra
>>673416748
Const not constant
>>673417463
Best post in the thread so far.
Found her
>>673417387
K didn't read it.
>>673417493
I kek'd
Nature's mysteries
Virgin autist
What life
>>673416534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8n5NvacYc
fresh memes
>>673416534
feminine penis
>>673416534
suddenly drugs
Absolute waste
>>673416534
crazy lab
>>673417774
Kill self
>>673417774
>>673416534
Wasted potential
>>673416534
I'm wealthy.
Funniest mess
suicide yet?
Need girlfriend
>>673417814
>>673417853
No you.
wanna die
>>673418009
Blow me.
>>673418100
How hard?
>>673416693
>>673418315
Until orgasm.
She miscarried
>>673417243
Actual Active service?
>>673418462
cram down throat until dead
>>673418462
Will do.
>>673416534
Fetus beater
>>673416534
Serial rapist
>>673417710
Oh .oh my god , oh my god , omy , kek. Youll have a great life friend!!! Dont be negative alright!! Have a great life!!!!!!
Banana phone
>>673417350
thx 4 the rare pepe m8
>>673416693
Can you explain?
>>673416534
fat beta
Big guy
>>673416534
shit sucks
>>673419012
Me too
>>673416534
Epic waste.
>>673419024
For you?
double benis
>>673418955
Mario kart
North Korea
>>673416534
Multiple affairs.
Vagina Dentata
Paranoid schizophrenic
Suicidal Thoughts
>>673418955
He was probably really doing good at some point in his life, and all of that suddenly got taken away. Now he's doing horrible.
Yeast infection
>>673419259
Genital Herpes
Mongolian Mondays
>>673418955
>>673416534
father guitar
>>673419332
Taco Tuesdays?
>>673416534
Never again.
>>673419332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMS23Cwzd6g
terminal velocity
food walks
>>673416534
Google Chrome
>>673416534
DUDE WEED
Sex Romp
>>673416534
It sucks.
>>673416534
Schizophrenic asberger
>>673417496
oh shit
sam hyde
o.O
>>673419642
Granddaddy Purple
>>673416534
Please End
>>673416534
Jew nose.
>>673416693
My interpretation is no matter how far you get in life, there's always that fucker with a blue shell in last place.
lol brb
pointless countdown
Overzealous masturbator
>>673416534
Mad pussy
Christian Conservative
>>673416534
not bad
Vegan. Vegan.
>>673416534
Successful depression
wasted potential
max depression
Maybe tomorrow
Hero soon
>>673420163
get out david
>>673420348
Fucking this
>>673416534
The Wall
>>673416534
I Am.
Oh shit
endless gaming
Need Chloe
Who cares
>>673420397
I post where I want
Fluoridated water
>>673416534
Never finished school.
dont read this cuz it actually works
You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you do not post this in at least 3 threads you will die in 2 days. Now that you're reading this, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this in at least 5 threads in 143 minutes, and when you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary, it actually works.
>>673420634
hows csgo
>>673417089
They're mints
Four chan
>>673420652
That's three words you dumbas-
Ahh, I see what you did.
sex trucker
Clogged shitter.
>>673420652
>explein your life in TWO words
>Never finished school
your ability to count is a good sign for that
>>673420710
It hurts
>>673420818
KeK
The shit
>>673420927
you can do it! allow the power of chipotle to fuel your gamer strength
>>673420969
69 confirm
invisible mastrubator
seriously unlucky
Hate myself
Fuckin bored.
>>673421042
zozzle received
medium rare
No point
Need love
given up
>>673416534
Pretty shit
>>673416534
The fuck?!
>>673416534
Æthernal quest
Invalid syntax
Saggy butthole
Utter destruction
>>673416534
Dead Inside
nothing special
Currently breastfeeding
>>673422062
Show tits
>>673416534
Lazy
very mediocre
>>:0
>>673422127
>>673422326
You...
Gets worse
>>673417113
Same here
easy peasy
Suh dude
>>673422633
Please don't say that. I may not know you or your life but I promise it WILL GET BETTER!!!! Just wait...
>>673416534
Virgin forever
Pretty good
>>673416534
Mein kampf
Channel Four
>>673416534
done goofed
Fucked back
Humanity disappoints
Ravioli ravioli
>>673416534
fenga papit
>>673422786
Stop saying that shit, I want to believe it every time I hit a rock bottom but It always gets worse. Still too afraid of killing myself and constantly regretting not doing it the previous breakdown.
It never gets better and I'm actually at the point that I'm afraid of it. Being a loser for too long fucks you over.
>>673416534
Massive Faggot
Awaiting acknowledgment
gay good
>>673416534
Bottled up
>>673423552
Acknowledge the authority of your own destiny manipulation and stop whining about shit you cant control. Act on your goals NOW!
Very Lucky
>>673416534
White Privilege
Metaphorical doormat
>>673423552
Im in the same situation. I try my best and something unexpected always happens. You cant give up yet. You cant kill yourself because you still have things to do. Keep on going no matter what people think , get up , be positive , youll do great. Dont kill yourself because we both know you can do better. Your still young and can change. Your amazing and I shouldn't have to tell you
>>673423552
>tfw when not even 22 and decide on life of loser
it really does get better. took me 39 years to be happy again but I'd take every fuck over, screw job, fail and disappointment to be where I am now, exactly, again.
it sucks ass it was such a hard long row, and I'd seriously given up ever being happy. I know you won't take it to heart but it is possible you little shit.
>>673424072
triggered
>>673423552
Your not alone you amazing human!!
Paper cut
Ain't that bad but sometimes the loneliness and stagnation really gets to me.
Oh well. Maybe I'll find that "something" tomorrow.
white virgin
>>673424130
>something unexpected always happens
there is a word for this... let's see... lice, lie, life... that's it it's called FUCKING LIFE
>>673424364
>two words
this isn't your fucking dear diary
>>673424424
check'd privilege
>>673424461
FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP WITH THE TRUTH
>>673416534
Possible success
>>673424481
Tsk tsk. So touchy.
>>673416534
always fap
choosed virginity
>>673424628
Why?
>>673424628
the truth is life is boring as hell and unimaginably long if you survive it
Cockblocker Deluxé
>>673424481
My bad for breaking the ironclad rules of a /b/ thread
insecure clown
Only unsullied
>>673424803
>>673424826
Truth as in not in what you call life but truth that the person is fucking amazing , strong and can reach their goals you dip shits. YOU GUYS CAN DO IT TOO. DONT STOP , GET UP THINK POSITIVE AND DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK!!! Have a good life,!!
Tip Fedora
Why is Ned Flanders' head off his body?
>>673416534
unexpectedly progressing
Vegan Virgin.
crippling depression
/thread
>>673425081
2 deep 4 me
>>673416534
Da Fuck?
>>673416534
handsome micropeen
>>673425139
Well duh. Everyone can get shit done, that doesn't mean inevitable gloomy shit won't overpower your little speck of sunshine there Artorias.
>>673419209
Good man
>>673417000
I got trips and nobody gave a fuck. /b/ has changed......
>>673425406
better than these faggots that imply their whole life has been misery and despair
>>673416534
Bull shit
>>673416534
confined indoors
>>673425574
Nice trips... I guess.
>>673425544
Dubs check'em
>>673425550
Im trying to say to keep on going and to not get sad because of the past. Yea your right.
>>673422326
10/10
>>673417774
your penis might be feminine, but I bet you look like a lanky and obvious man.
>>673424874
The only autism I see is your need to be an emo faggot on the internet.
>>673425574
That's cause most "people" that check that shit is the guy who got it samefagging replies
Sorry if it's confusing, I'm high as fuck
Browsing 4chan
>>673416534
study regret
>>673425899
Checked
>>673416534
closet bisexual
>>673425574
only newfags give a shit about dubs-quads anymore
people who check them are also >90% of the time samefagging
but congrats, i guess. you go, friend
>>673425837
What if your past involved suicide and you are a skeletal posting itt?
>>673416534
Guitar, chill
nigger faggot
>>673423933
Without meds depression makes it impossible.
>>673424130
Thanks for kind words anon.
>>673424195
Actually 22, dropped of uni, spent year home with parents telling me how much a failure I am, "friends" doing the same, everyone moves on and I'm at the point where even going for groceries leaves me almost done for the rest of the day, not mentioning getting a job, Driver license or even a fucking haircut. Also my body is fucked up. Never had any perspectives since being teenfag always comforted myself with a perspective of suicide and yet still living aka crippling in my fucking bed.
Sorry for a fucking little diary but had to pity myself with bigger publicity.
Roast me faggots.
>>673425933
clever boy
>>673416534
Great disappointment.
>>673425139
>can reach their goals
name one person who has reached a higher goal than laying on the couch and eating cheetos
Tumor teeth
>>673426010
Then get up , b spooki , leave ur past , and boogie! Dont be sad!
Meat cage
>>673425981
Well, I'm more of a pansexual, actually.
Gay Retard
>>673425353
good for you
>fish are people too
doom on
>>673426059
You are a faggot. Also, who cares if you are a failure? What did these people plan on, knowing the future president or some shit?
wasted time
Oh fuck
>>673416534
Literally insane.
>>673426288
Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up. We get it, you're a faggotsexual. Nobody cares.
>>673425518
gtfo normie go back to Tumblr
>>673426196
Everyone here , you , future , future you , present you. Just dont give up. Take breaks but don't stop
>>673426059
You can tell us and we can relate
Dead inside.
>>673416534
These dubs
It's okay
>>673426878
9/11
>>673416534
self loathing
>>673426059
well if you're going to kill yourself get up and walk to key west first
I'm sure you'll feel like you're dying on the way, but you already do and maybe you will.
if after you get to the southernmost marker you still want to kill yourself go for it.
what have you got to lose?
>also I'm in pain 24/7 worse every year. when I was 34 a doctor told me my back was "perfectly healthy, for a 65 year old" I'm 44 now. my leg is fucked up permanently from a motorcycle t-bone and I have severe debilitating food allergies all of which keeps me completely socially ostracized even from family. and that's not even counting all my other physical problems. so don't fucking whine to me unless you're damn legs are broken you pussy.
Git nutzz !
Slowly dying.
>>673426860
Finish job
Rape train
Satoshi Nakamoto
Decapitate normalfags
why bother
Powerful wizard
>>673420906
Why me
>>673427100
I have a severe case of butt gingivitis :'(
King Zero
>>673416534
The game
awaiting death
Lonely beta
Anyways, I always laugh at everything, even at my own life, so I guess I'm okay with it
Normie slayer
