Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Graf zeppelin claimed.
Best waifu claimed.
Hail Reich!
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
Lurking and playing card games
Claimed.
>>673412679
Who the fuck is Graf Zeppelin
How is your day anon ?
>Hungry as fuck
Claiming Prinz
>>673412868
Don't lose!
>>673412773
>>673412784
>>673412797
>>673412840
>>673412823
>>673412877
Welcome back!
>roseanon
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
After this, I'm out
Have a great evening/night/whatever
Don't forget to eat healthy and exercise!
>>673412679
Still a hesitant claim
(I should really stop fucking around and make up my mind with this otherwise someone can steal her)
>>673413088
How cant u know ?
>im fucking ship
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
>>673412665
Thanks hand-kun!
>I'll always beat the shit out of chairs for you
>>673413173
Doing okay, eating circles right now so I have that going for me. Thanks for asking, friendo. Better eat something if you're hungry.
>>673413194
Thanks, Rose.
Urabe Mikoto from Mysterious Girlfriend X
claimed
Mai waifu.
Claim
>>673413592
Solid claim.
Beli claimed again
>>673413194
Thanks Roseanon! Currently pretty good so far!
>>673413194
which anime/manga is she from?
>>673413447
Don't mention it, Stocking-kun.
>Thank you, that's so nice of you.
>>673413592
Amazing claim.
>>673413520
Urabe Mikoto from Mysterious Girlfriend X
>>673413289
Almost every day im trying to eat 5 balanced meals.
Its more helpfull than training on gym
>>673413491
Well i will starve now cause i dont have any healthy food here
>>673413650
Moo
>>673412877
How you doing today mai-anon?
>>673413592
That's not just a boulder it's a rock. A ROCCCKKK
>>673412665
Maybe some nails/bolts for extra fragmentation.
>>673413520
>>673413838
Urabe Mikoto from Mysterious Girlfriend X
>>673413194
Hey there! Not a bad substitute for Ruby I must say!
>>673413592
l-lewd
Don't you have any pics of her with clothes on?
>>673413327
Don't be hesitant man!
You don't just choose your waifu, your heart will guide you towards her.
Clearly, it was destined.
>>673413753
Bikini party?
>>673413815
>you'd do the same for me
Speaking of which, some retard I know was bragging about how he held hands with a girl today.
He's actually messaging me about it.
>He's so lewd
>>673413650
Moo!
>>673413327
michiru is the best, her trying so hard to be tsundere n' shit HAHA!
>>673413725
>Solid
>>673413897
>5 meals a day
wat
Is this some kind of special diet?
Im back for a bit before i pass out
Claim'd
Claimed
>>673413592
THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
>AND ITS IN GREAT SHAPE
>>673414142
Bikini Party best party
>right?
>Rubyanon
>>673413897
Poor thing, don't wanna order a pizza or anything? Those are cheap and easy, it's basically a food slut.
>>673414142
>Of course I would, anything for ya
Gotta love it when people who hardly date brag about inappropriate stuff like that. You should joke about how overly sexual that is, that should confuse him.
>Don't say that over text! The NSA could be watching...
>>673414340
Welcome back, friendo. Pass out well?
>>673414140
Thanks! Shiro is a good waifu too!
>>673414378
>itsatrap.jpg
>>673414142
Bikini Party ?
>>673414244
Its not even special diet
Its just eating less but 5 times in day
>>673414495
Pizza ? disgusting
>>673414378
what anime?
>>673413935
>>673414142
Mooo moo moo.
>>673413327
Still tsun?
>>673414620
I generally don't eat anything until at least 3 p.m
At max 2 meals a day.
Am i doing it right?
>>673413897
True, diet is 60% of the progress
>But exercise shouldn't be underestimated
>>673414244
Eating 5 meals a day help your body get rid of the sensation of craving fatty foods. Besides, constantly digesting food takes a lot of calories.
>Now I'm out for real
gl on your way to /fit/ness Graf
>>673414142
I'm only hesitant for two reasons
1. I hate her for her personality
2. I love her for her personality
It's like two different people are arguing in my own head. I'm indecisive with the claim precisely because I find her irritating and attractive at the same time. It's... irritatingly attractive.
>>673414690
Assassination Classroom
>>673414620
I normally eat two meals a day, sometimes only one.
I mean, I can eat loads of stuff in one meal, but I just don't.
How the fuck can you eat up to five meals a day?
Claimed
>Reminder
Diets only work if you stay on them for 3 years to allow your ghrelin production to adjust.
>>673415109
Yup, still tsun.
>>673413289
>Don't forget to eat healthy and exercise!
Yes, well said. The Reich certainly needs their citizens to be healthy and happy.
>>673415346
Ughh... don't remind me.
>>673414244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
May I direct your attention especially to 2:33.
>>673414897
Ah, so it is some diet workout thingy.
Nah, I feel okay without eating in that way
>>673414868
2 full meals and 3 half meals
>>673414897
Well im doing it for 5 months and i see effects
>thx for support
>>673415162
Eat less but more times
And Never eat after 8pm
>>673412679
claimed waifu gg
>>673413520
>>673413838
>>673414129
Urabe Mikoto from Mysterious Girlfriend X
>>673415495
Kek, I watched this a lot of times already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0utuC5B5qU
Claiming the greatest waifu.
Fite me.
>>673415524
Hey, hey, that resolution doesn't look too good. Here.
>>673415755
>>673415775
Where are her arms?
>>673415524
>Never eat after 8pm
Shit nigger, on the weekends I normally come home after 8pm
>>673415917
that's easy
>>673415775
>>673415917
Look closer ... much closer ..
>>673415959
It dosnt cout if u are working person at night
Why dont eat after 8pm ? All fat will stay in body
>>673415917
Takeda got her
Meine waifu.
>>673416262
>forget pic
>>673415775
>>673415917
Look closer ... much closer ..
>>673415959
It dosnt cout if u are working person at night
Why dont eat after 8pm ? All fat will stay in body
Hestia claimed!
>>673414494
Bikini party is the only party for me
>>673414495
Heh, it's pretty hilarious.
I was saying to him about how lewd it was and he just told me that I'm a virgin and don't deserve to criticise him.
>to be fair I've never held hands with a girl, I'm not that lewd
>>673414620
Bikini party!
>>673414789
Moo moo.
>>673415109
You've chosen her now friend!
I'd say it's more of a love thing, you find her annoyance attractive which means you've learned to love her flaw.
You've found your waifu friend.
>She's cute!
>>673415252
Oh hey Marie Rose.
>looking adorable
>>673416377
No arms no problem
>>673416411
Bikinis! Yeah!
>Sorry for not talking much today
>Pizza and beer is taking up my time
>also white nigger is keeping me entertained
>Rubyanon
>>673416411
Did someone say lewd?
>>673416411
You'd be surprised, friendo. Don't feel bad man, women aren't that great anyway, you're not missing out on much. Hope your friend enjoys wasting his money/time just so he can brag about holding her hand.
>to be fair I've never held hands with a girl, I'm not that lewd
What a gentlemen you are. When you do, wear a glove. Don't want you getting hand AIDS.
Tenryuu claimed
Friends are more or less wasted, i feel nothing.
>>673416377
Yeah, guessed that, but nah, I'm still in school.
But as I said, I'm confident about my body, and since I don't really care for my own health I'll probably won't do this eating schedule
Unless I'll start to visit the gym, wanted to do that a long time ago actually
>>673415728
... There are things in my life that I am not proud of... but this gives me hope that no matter how much I screw up and fail in life, there will always be subhumans who I can look down to.
Thank you.
>>673415524
Here's a revolutionary dieting concept:
Don't overeat like a fucking hippo. Worked out great for me so far.
>>673416881
Tenryuu?! Why are you on Reddit?
>>673416881
There's always a bright side.
at least your not swedish
>>673416995
Kek
Even I can still find people that are lower than me
>>673416881
Wasted or not, we are your subjects! I'm ready to fulfill my duty for Reich! Long live our glorious leader! Heil! Heil!
>>673416881
At least it's Friday and you can just relax.
>>673417116
Where?
>>673417138
I'm in the navy.....explains a lot
Gona go to sleep now, should have done thisbmutch sooner.
>>673417168
Even though you're a brony I have no trouble believing that whatsoever
>>673412679
>Waifu claiming thread
>discuss stuff
That's not the same thing you nigger
>>673416771
Bikini party woo!
>don't worry about it
>just glad you're here
>so white nigger showed up eh?
>>673416786
N-no we said bikini party
Ruri will be sad if we post lewds
>>673416810
>I'm waiting for the right hands
>I might even wear fingerless gloves
Ayy I find it hilarious, she's probably some 2/10 landscape
LOST QT
>Have you seen this normieslut?
Last seen on: 02/29/13
Friendly, lewd and with a shitty taste on waifus.
>Any info on her plez reply
>>673416881
I always say that I feel nothing before I'm drunk, watch out for the alcohol mate
>>673417138
>tfw you're half swedish
>>673417320
You're so drunk you don't even know what site you're posting on. Wow.
>just kidding
>>673416930
Its time to get fit boya
>More muscles , more girls
>>673416995
Kek
>>673417408
Well show me what to do with my life
Anyone have any plans for tonight? I plan on drinking
>>673417365
Goodnight
>>673417457
I think i saw that anon with Kirino
>>673417492
I'm so sorry, but half your body must be burned.
>>673417393
I mean yeah, I know that I'm a cringy and edgy fuck, but I'll just stick to making fun of myself instead of trying to justifie my desires to fuck a cartoon horse
Also, please don't call me Brony
>>673417682
Hey there Marie Rose.
You can't escape you qt.
>>673417420
>Fingerless gloves
And you said you weren't a lewd guy, seems like you have the hang of it. I'm sure you'll find the right hands sooner or later, seem like a nice guy. Than again most women are cunts, so it might be hard.
>she's probably some 2/10 landscape
Your friend has an "interesting" taste in "women".
>A woman would never let herself become one with the mountains
>>673417457
>sad hands
What anime?
>>673417682
No, because I'm a boring shitlark. Probably going to eat and sleep.
>>673417868
I'm not insulting you. I actually think you're pretty chill. Most people who like MLP try to stuff it down everyone's throats, but not you
>>673417621
>Implying I care about girls
>or sex
Nah, still just fine with talking to my imaginary waifu
>>673417852
B-but my other half is german masterrace
>>673417682
Drinking what ?
Cause im starting with another coffee
>Life is life and work at 2 am is work at 2am ..
claimed best grill
>>673417420
>just glad you're here
Thanks stocking. Always fun being here with you guys
White nigger brought a nerd gun and we just laughed at him. I'll greentext aome stories later tonight
>if I'm sober enough
>>673418081
Fair enough. Have fun relaxing
>>673412868
>this girl
>this show
>playing cards
>>673418180
>Th-Thanks
And yeah, I have tons of that cringy shit on my pc
And don't worry, I don't care if people insult me tbh
>>673418182
Must be current year german descent. AKA MUSLIM
>>673418494
Shit
>>673418432
Thanks man, hope you enjoy your night/weekend as well.
>>673418310
Man, slightly buzzed me and autocorrect are not good combinations
>>673418494
Also, Kek
>>673418564
Fuck off, I'm not a shitskin
Only sad thing is that my hair and eyes are not aryan, although half of my family is aryan
>>673418557
>I can run faster horny than you can scared
>>673418081
>I'm more lewd than I make myself out to be
I'm in no rush. I have Stocking!
>A woman would never let herself become one with the mountains
Toppest of keks
>>673418310
Always enjoy your company!
He actually brought a nerf gun?
I hope you bullied him hard.
>I look forward to them
>>673418432
Don't ignore me Marie Rose I'll always be here
>so adorable
>>673418494
Th-thats my waifu
>>673418182
Well they can care more about u when u will be fit
https://youtu.be/cNgyuHtBBW8
>>673417682
I have something to write. After that, nothing. Unless a certain someone makes plans for me. I hope so.
Asuna claimed
Ruri Claim
>>673418829
i take it you're still american.
My genealogy isn't great. I got my polish half getting rekt by heros and my irish half getting drunk.
>>673419008
I-is that you Rurianon?
>>673418945
first Dangan Husbando I've seen today
>>673419008
brb an hero'ing.
forgot to claim.
>>673418847
Kek
>>673418904
Are you really trying to make a horsefucker go /fit/?
Rose-Anon? You out there?
claimed bitches
>>673417682
I'll probably be sitting around in my room like usual.
>>673417168
You're in luck that so many are pouring into your country.
>>673419083
As someone who's genuinely Irish, you're now excommunicated.
>>673419083
>American
wat
I live in Germany, was born in Germany and half of family is german. Other half is swedish as I said
I think I do got some polacks mixed here too though
>>673418884
He literally left for his car, grabbed a tiny little single shot nerf pistol, and MISSED.
Also our lesbian feminist friend called hin a faggot, which was pretty great
>>673419008
Hey Rurianon!
>if it's you
>Rubyanon
>>673418884
>Must have an interesting room if that's the case.
But of course, an amazing waifu/husbandos will keep us satisfied.
>Captcha was for mountains
>my wrists
>>673419008
Heyo, Ruri.
>>673418953
Only in the second season. She was a total badass in the first
>>673416930
inb4 underage
>>673419515
>an
Meant "our".
Ugh.
>>673419495
>>673419515
>>673419126
>>>
>>673419158
>Yes, I was lurking the whole time
>>673419630
Kek
>>673419153
He is not my husbando. A suitable masque.
I posted in the last thread. Hello, again.
>>673419181
Actually, go there. It will turn you into a gay nazi, which would be an improvement from the status quo. Especially if you become a buff gay nazi.
>>673419181
Well There is a hope anyway
>u will get more horses attention
>>673418953
I could write about how Asuna glops two years worth of semen, but then again that's none of my business.
>>673419479
Huh, guess i'm bad at guessing.
So you get the luxurious opportunity to assist tenryuu in the uprising.
>>673419455
That's all right we wont remember this conversation after tomorrows hang over kicks in.
>>673418884
Pretty hard to avoid a stalker
>>673419314
Yep. Still here
>>673419807
>forgot pic
Leaving this thread. Bye guys. Have good (and lewd) times with your waifus without me, kay?
>>673419806
Oh. Well, hello again.
>>673419814
>forgot pic
>>673419889
kek
>>673420023
Cya man. Have a good one
>>673419877
Not you, I'm talking about >>673413194
>>673419411
Fuck off, there is a refugee building just three streets away from me
>>673419807
>gay
Nah mate, I fuck female horses
>>673419814
Fug yeah
>>673419854
When he's not drinking at that moment :^)
>>673420023
Thanks man. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673419667
What's up Ruri?
>>673420023
See ya!
>>673419814
>>673419630
Ayyy Thomas
>>673420023
Goodnight beautiful
>>673420234
Don't let the arabs blow up your town. Be safe.
>>673419495
Kek.
I can't believe this guy actually exists.
Why do you even talk to him
>called a faggot by a feminist
Low.
>>673419515
>you wouldn't believe it
>captcha was mountains
Kek.
You're killing me.
>>673419667
Oh no.
It's a nightmare come true.
I'm so sorry Ruri, I know the pain!
>>673419806
Welcome back!
>>673419877
I wasn't lying when I said I'd stalk you.
Stop being so cute and maybe I'll leave you alone
>>673420023
Goodbye!
crispy waifu claimed
>>673420555
That's a pretty hot get.
Checked.
>>673420234
Well, you got the means to set fire and nothing to lose, so what's your excuse.
>Nah mate, I fuck female horses
Can you even tell the difference between these cartoon ponies?
>>673420461
I already live in one of the most right wing parts of Germany, I think I'll be okay
>>673419495
>Knows a "feminist"
Oboi. At least she calls people "faggot". That's a green light in my book.
>>673420480
Pics or it didn't happen.
>You're killing me.
Don't die, Stocking-kun!
>>673420234
piotr in 2013
>>673420879
>>673420879
>>673420879
>>673420480
He isn't totally bad. We just need someone to bully I guess. He pays for our food too which is nice
>>673420841
Our feminist friend is actually been really chill. More like 2nd wave feminist I guess. Plus she likes trump which is a shocker
>Rubyanon
>>673421170
Sounds like she's just a feminist for attention and to give herself something like a "character" or a "personality".
Wouldn't be surprised if she supports Trump for the same reason. Like an edgy summerfag.